>Can hold breath for almost an hour underwater >Can survive

>>32279989
Do they understand the concept of pointing? This is what distinguishes animals that can be useful to humans for purposes other than pack animals or labor (which seals wouldnt be very good at).

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>>32280020
I think they at least understand the concept of RIP AND TEAR.

>>32280057
Not the same species at all, this one is fierce and solitary.
I' sure it's already possible to put them some cyber shit in the brain to control them like a drone. It would be unpopular but fuck off!

>>32279989
just visited the sub wharfs on naval base Bangor in Washington last week.

They use trained seals and dolphins to guard the base against divers and mines.

>>32279989
Ask him if his kids want to go clubbing.

>>32281797
>yuo see ivan, it is simple
>if kebab stay on land, they get bomb
>if kebab go to sea, their fate is sealed

>>32279989
>all wars are fought in hot arid climates with no water at all
We need to train some lizards or something not fucking seals.

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>>32282368
>all wars are fought in hot arid climates with no water at all
ebin

>>32282320
underrated

>>32282320
>>if kebab go to sea, their fate is sealed

my sides, they might as well be non-existant at this point

>>32282320

Didn't actually laugh, but still 10/10.

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>>32282320
>their fate is sealed

>>32281797
>Navy Seals.webm

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What is the
US Navy Marine Mammal Program

> real Seal Team

>>32285422
Noice

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>>32279989
>Sure is a nice seal you have there. Be a shame if something......happened to it.

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>>32288133
FAK U KIRRAH WAHRE I GO ON RAND

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>>32279989
>can be trained

No. Hell no. Not these little fuckers. Every fucking time I see one in the water it's aggressive as fuck. They will steal your fucking fish and Elephant Seals will fucking kill a person in the water. These little bitches are literally worse than any shark and the fucking libtards protect them to the point they overpopulated and fake over public beaches so the beaches get shut down. And now you want to train them? Fuck that.

Leafs need to club more of these. They aren't killing enough.

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>>32289889
>Leafs need to club more of these. They aren't killing enough.
First of all, they don't use clubs, they use a hakapik.
Second, they don't club elephant seals. The leafs only club harp seals for the fur.

>>32290148
Then they need to start clubbing Elephant Seals.

>>32290331
They'll only start clubbing them if they can make a profit off of them.

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>>32290331
>Clubbing an aggressive 1000 pound mammal