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>click on gun review
>30 second intro with explosions, american flags and flames made in after effects in 5 minutes with some shitty metal song in the background
>finally fades into some ugly joe six pack hick with an out of place groomed beard, ugly sunglasses, stupid accent, and either a camouflage get-up or some equally unflattering flame shirt/ammo brand shirt
>tries to act really serious throughout the entire video while looking and talking like a fucking retard
>half of the video was them shooting the gun in slow motion
>entire comment section is filled with carbon copies of the same guy calling each other "brother", global warming, and telling people to "wake up"
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>>32279082
>girl from work asks if I can show her how to clean her gun
>she comes over
>she forgets the gun
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>>32279082
You forgot about not being able to hear half the video because of the wind blowing into the mic
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>>32279106
*WHOOOOOOOOSH*caliber*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
BANG
BANG
Wow that was*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
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>>32279092
Nigga...
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>>32279092
Chuckled
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>walk into gun store
>owner is talking to fat old fudd
>not even talking about gun stuff
>I'm not even acknowledged
>All the other employees are focused on helping the sort of cute girl looking for a pistol
>spend 15 minutes browsing guns, no one offers their help.
>want to look a pistols, but no one is around to get them out from behind the glass
>awkwardly loiter by the counter trying to get noticed
>end up just buying a few boxes of ammo
>old guy at the counter makes a weird joke
>don't know how to respond, so I just awkwardly laugh
>leave trail of spaghetti on my way out
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>>32279220
>old guy at the counter makes a weird joke
fucking every time
some guy was like "u gotta masturbate more" when I was trying to pull the slide back on something that he also ended up having trouble with. they always say some weird shit. like how the fuck do you even respond to that.
>haha yeah i should huh :)
>haha fuck you dude i just met who is saying this weird shit to me :)
FUCKING EVERY TIME
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>>32279238
Glad I'm not the only one that this happens to. I never know how to respond, and I end up looking like a complete retard.
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>>32279092
Kek
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>>32279092
I chuckled
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>>32279238
>walk into surplus shop
>old guy who owns it is the most foul person I've ever met
>immediately asks if I prefer fucking goats or sheep
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>>32279283
>>32279238
I just kind of glare at them.
But i'm 6'2" and built so they don't get upset.
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>>32279329
10/10 gunstore owner. Would submarine with.
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>>32279238
My father does this shit. Not really a fud though, he's into ARs and SHALL
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>>32279220
>be at work
>im trying to help a lady buy her first gun
>she scared cause UF said guns are bad but she doesn't want the rape
>every one is busy doing things
>some fuckboy walks in i nod my head at him but he is too busy looking at all the AR mags we have heaped in the sale pile
(Over stocked for what was to be the first woman president)
>he seemed content to walk around
>can hear him breath heavily as he walks
>he stops every so often to look
>tell him if there is anything you want to see let me know
>he grunts "just looking" and shuffles away
>finaly get her to decide on a gun
>walking to the back to get a new gun
> see the the heavy breather looking intense at a mossburg AOW in the case
>"sir i am getting her gun i will be right back if you want to look at that"
>he grunts
>assume the grunt means "sure i will be right here"
>go back and get the gun
>walking back up and then i see it
>he walked to close to the old troll that hangs out by the front of the store
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>try to hurry up to the front and save him
>too late he is snared by the troll
The troll is my boss's father so i cant say anything about it but he just watches people and and hovers over my back
>old troll says something about how back in the day he was so great and how today people are shit
>goes on to insult the poor guy for being a little fat and says he was running 10 miles a day when he was your age
>wish i could help the poor guy but i am not going near the troll
>finish the background and 4473 with the lady i was helping
>collecting the money
>heavy breather leaves
>the troll needing to feed of sadness just lost his victim
>looks at me hoping to feed more
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>lady leaves
>grab the gun to put in the back for the 3 day wait and to run from the troll
Im sorry who ever that guy was, but i dont mess with the troll and his feeding
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