You're about to commit a shooting spree. What's you're

CATCHPHRASE!

>>32276075
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

It's the year 992,678,649,235,448,840 BCE.

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>>32276075

>>32276074
>What's you are catchphrase?

>>32276074
fuck having a catchphase

get the loudest battery powered pill or pill like speaker you can and just play a shit of johnny cash songs on repeat at maximum volume

just imagine this as the intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

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>>32276094

>>32276074
>What's you're catchphrase?
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

>>32276074
Badoosh

Psssshhhht. Nothin' personnel, kid.

Backdoor, No Babies

ABRACADAVER!

>>32276074
BABAGANOOSH

CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>32276116

Just screaming, running and gunning while carrying around a speaker or something blasting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig

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>>32276074

I'VE GOT THE NEED

>>32276074
"This is not a shooting spree, because I am not shooting Spree I am shooting bullets!"
>"Bullets that are made of metal, that isn't fucking CANDY."
>"i'm not screaming, you're screaming!"
>"STOP TRIGGERING MEEEEE"

EASY, YA JUST DON'T LEAD 'EM SO MUCH!

>>32276074
Sage. Fuck off with this bait FBI and NRA, /k/ is full of honest gunowners not mentally ill.

kys

>>32276088
/thread

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>>32276210
>implying you've never done it in GTA and wished to do it IRL

>>32276210
>kys
Triggered.

>>32276074
"Nothin personnel, kid."

"Black lives matter"

>>32276074
KEEP YOUR HATRED OFF THIS CAMPUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OImKPh6N_Lw

Healthy young anon goes outside. Gets pumped full of bullets. Doesn't feel good. DIES!
Many such cases

>"This is the last round you will ever need."
>End up getting the shit beat out of me because I used a meme round.

>>32276094
>not playing anime techno fuckery

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>>32276074
Get some!!!

KILL ALL RACISTS BLACKS LIVES MATTER DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY

just spew the most triggering sjw liberal shit I know, can you even imagine the shitstorm from the liberal media when an active shooter is quoting their own bullshit?

What's you are catch phrase? I don't know, whats your reason for not being able to know the difference between you are, and your.

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Bomb Voyage

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>>32276265
DIE BEANER!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32276074
Lol it's only 9mm

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>>32276312
idk.... they might bury you with honors and sign all your family and friends for book deals.

How about
"Who's triggered now?"

ALLAHU ACKBAR!

Dive on in

KA CHOW

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>>32276074
Wakeup time to die

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>>32276327

"No English"

"Dry land is a myth!"

Sallad snackbar

>>32276210
Are you drunk? Don't give them what they want you ignorant fuck. We're citizens an we're free and we'll talk about what we like.

>>32276312
They just wouldn't report it

>>32276074
Jazz hands

And then do jazzhands with my free hand

Joke's on you! I was only pretending to be an autistic mass shooter!

>>32276074
Allahu Akbar!
btw.: Islam means peace, stop questioning my religion or you are obvisously islamophobe, it is the fault of your your society that made me do this.

>>32276074
you deserve this as a cis white male and because of your opressive hate speech!

"Fuck Drumpf"

Only good can come out of this

>>32276074
For Islam, slay all infidels!
o-oh and...
actually, trump and weak gun laws made me do it. nothing to do with islam™

Political Correctness Is Not Enough!!!

Disclaimer : Everything posted on 4chan is satire.

well... considering it's probably being precipitated by me going mad enough to buy whole ham into the Chaos Gods...

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" I'd also try to rig up a radio to broadcast someone screaming "KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!KILLFRENZY!" on all bands.

i am the ultimate lifeform

I wouldn't say anything desu
Catchphrases never are as cool as you think they are

>>32276074
FOR TEMERIA

"It's just been revoked."

BOOSH!

and/or ka-kow

>>32276074
DEUS VULT!

SHOT PLACEMENT!!!

Remember, no Russian.

"It's time to chew ass."-Dick Kickem

>>32276074
"4chan /pol/ sends its regards!"

Stop freaking out it's only 9mm!

>>32276710
Strap on a GoPro and stream it.

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>>32276074

Into each life some rain must fall.

>>32276074

QUALITY ASSURED!

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baba booey baba booey howard sterns penis

>>32276094
>not playing Eurobeat as you drift around shooting faggots from your car window

>>32276272
The phrase "anime techno fuckery" actually turns up on topic results.

>>32276249
Pizzagate
Caption:pizza images

>>32276074
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna, run around, and hurt you!"

>>32277115
>driving and jamming to the radio
>station starts sounding a bit staticy
>as i approach the city, faint whispers bleed through my station "killfrenzykillfrenzykillfrenzy"
>gradually crescendos into full on screaming
>no matter what station i try it never ends
>approach downtown, see bodies lining the streets and decide to hide innacar
>after several hours of sound toture, bail out and join the killfrenzy

Psychological warfare at its finest. This is how you build an army overnight.

>>32276074
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE.

>>32276074
Djibouti Mass Shooty

>>32281972
Kek

>>32281972
>Djibouti Mass Shooty
My sides are now detected by NORAD

ITS GRILLIN TIME

>>32276074
It's just a prank bro!
Or
Don't try this at home kids.

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

>>32276317
I really hope he is in the sequel.. The Incredibles need more


Bomb Voyage


But have him come back as a good guy.

>>32276074
>Dress up as Elvis Presley

"Thank you, thankyouverymuchhh".

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>>32276204
wow that wasnt funny at all

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EDDIE MADE ME DO IT

>>32276272
>Not playing Tank!

"ya like the sight of your own BLOOD?!"

>>32282020
Top Kek

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YOU LIKE APPLES?!?!
[POW]
HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!

>>32276249
"check your privilege! John Oliver told me to do this!"

TAK ALA TAK AWAN ME HIM EN TOW.

I'm a little teapot.

Zee bull.

Cibola.

Dirty birdie.

All work and no play...

OOOHHHH WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?

All you need is looooove

"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!"

I'll shout "LET GO OF MY PURSE" before every shot so I can claim self defense.

>>32276074
Gimme the oil.

Pool's closed.

>>32277286
"This one's for Cody!"

>>32276074
Hail Hydra!

>>32276074
"I'm gonna be on the front page, mom!" or "It's time to live forever, baby!"

>>32276094
>not "The Man Comes Around"

THIS ONE'S FOR BRADLEY COOPERRRRRR!!!!

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RIP AND TEAR!

>>32282134
You mean like this?
https://youtu.be/h1Y_kog0l38

>>32276074
Allah Akbar

>>32276074
Get away from me you reptilian scum.

>>32280018
>>32281972
>>32283367
>>32278148
>>32277251
>>32276243
>>32276116
these ones gave me varied reactions from smiles to lols

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>>32276074
Rape Me by Toxic Lipstick on loop: it's not a Nirvana cover.
weapons used would be bags full of pix related & pipes bombs & homemade claymores.

>You're
correct usage in the first sentence
incorrect usage in the second

>>32276074
>DON'T WORRY BRO, IT'S JUST A PRANK.