You wake up as Donald Trump tomorrow along with his money. Whats

Call up Diane Feinstein, Mike Bloomberg, and that cunt head of MDA and personally call them cunts and rip a wet fart into the phone speaker.

>>32268113
I'd fuck Ivanka. If it's wrong I don't want to be right.

>>32268113
Undo all executive orders, starting with the most recent.

I then draft a bill to undo the Hughes amendment and officially endorse the HPA.

idk probably get an advising team together to brainstorm on what /k/ shit I can get done and how I can do it

suppressors
SBRs
full-auto
7n6
imports
nationwide carry permits
fighting state level anti-gun legislation

and have them make a list from most likely to happen to pipe dream, snd develop plans to get those things accomplished

>>32268113
Use nukes to forcibly separate Cali from the CONUS.

>>32268139
This, and then do whatever General Mattis says to do with foreign policy.

>>32268113
Establish Puerto Rico as the 51st state and as the unnoficcial /k/ompound

>>32268113
>concede election
>hire actual smart people to manage my business assets
>pull enough money to live on for the rest of my life, if I don't already have it
>buy out extravagant country house in the middle of nowhere(offer a price they'd be stupid to refuse)
>retire and buy tons of FA guns

>>32268113

Annex Alberta and Yukon as the 51st and 52nd states. Build a factory to build exotic rare guns such as the FG42 and FAMAS.

>>32268351

shoot this hillary loving cuck in the chest along with his entire family.

>>32268147
As a commie I support this. Just let me leave first, pls

>>32268760
> commie

Nope. You're going to be tied to a M777 artillery gun with your chest pressed up against the muzzle and have a shell bore out your stomach, spine and other entrails.

>>32268113
I would buy an island just inside of international waters and turn it into a weapons supply depot where you could come and pick out fresh off the field mil surp from around the world. Everything from gear and small arms to old tanks and naval vessels.

>>32268982
also this >>32268745

>>32268113
have sex with ivanka trump

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>>32268113
I would unban full auto weapons from civilian ownership, replace the m4a1 service rifle with something newer and better, and then sell off the resulting surplus rifles to everyone for cheap.

>>32268113
>You wake up as Donald Trump tomorrow along with his money.
>Whats the first /k/ related thing you do?
Start shitposting on twitter

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>>32268134

Smack Kommiefornia with my dick and make Mayor Spaghetti Garscetti suck it

TRUMP NATION TO THE SPACE STATION

>>32268113
In all honesty, I would probably buy a bunch of shit that I couldn't afford before. Live life for about a year or two until I got bored. Then pay someone to watch over a group of escorts handle me while I took MDMA and mescaline. The escorts would be paid based on how many times they got me off, by the person I paid to watch over them.

I'd probably do that about 6-7 times, then exit bag myself. I mean, I'm like 70, I don't have much longer.

- Sponsor citizens and lawyers from NJ/NY/CA/MD/etc. to sue their respective states to get rid of may issue, AWB, and other dumb fucking laws
-Dismantle ATF and replace the Firearms team with competent citizens who support the Constitution
-Get surpressors/SBRs/etc. off the NFA
-Lower NFA Stamps to sub-$100 levels
-National Reciprocity
-Pour money into NICS so they are properly funded
-Remove all import regulations imposed by Obama
-Force military to retire weapons after a certain amount of time, retired weapons will be sold back to the public in the form of surplus auctions and the funds will be used to purchase news weapons and gear via contracts from Colt/FN/whatever
-Form a competent cabinet to amend HIPAA laws so actual wackjobs can't get ahold of weapons
-Pay Mike Pence some amount of money to shut up the fuck up about LGBT shit so people don't want to crucify us every waking moment of the day, plus with more public support it will be easier to get all the aforementioned tasks accomplished.

I think that's about it.

Lots of plastic surgery, drugs, and I'd buy a penis that resembles mine.

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>>32268113
on a serious note:
>abolish all firearm NFA
>select fire
>suppressors
>sbr
>sbs
>aow

>have the ATF audited by the IRS

>pen whip the fuck out of a national carry law

>obviously, not INSIDE schools, gov buildings.

>california can have its state but if people who hail from other lands visit they can carry with state id for verification

>lift all weapon IMPORT bans

>huges amendment ahahahahaha i not only want it gone, but those who were involved in the illegal passing of the unconstitutional laws to be investigated

>might do nothing but harassing them is still a win

>gear up police stations with better funding

>refund all nfa taxes within the last two years

>national castle and stand your ground

>more laws to protect and solidify gun owners rights to keep, bare, and use arms in self defense

>make new amendments that are redundant as hell solidifying gun rights and the exact reasons we have them

>make a law where fear mongering over firearms in the media or just plain making shit up is considered inciting a panic and is detrimental to the safety and health of the people

>creating NATIONAL gun ranges, where a new department would be made "the civil defense and self preservation agency" to educate the public, maintain national ranges, and run the range as range safeties.

>have a national auction of all confiscated weapons the ATF has taken, ATF would be responsible for checking the condition, cleaning, and proper categorizing of all weapons, none of the proceeds would go to the atf but would be taken as federal funds

>all military surplus in any part of the world is to be brought in, signed for, and then sent to the ATF for the auction

>all firearms related bidnez would be priority number one and coordinated by members of a board i would elect
WE SWITZERLAND NOW, WE HAS ALL THE FUNS, ALL THE KINDS OF FUNS, AND ALL THE PLACES TO SHOOT THE FUNS.

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>>32269810
i want this to be clear, i would not only grant my people all the guns, but then with a vengence seek out and destroy all who stood against our constitutional rights by any means i legally could.

prepare your anus commies, youve got 9 years and 351 days to hide before i can run for president.

>>32269861
i got fucked for years, ill make sure they get fucked for eternity.

thou hath fuckithed thy last patriot.

>>32268113
Make a billion dollar deposit into my old account.

Call up Pence and Paul Ryan to discuss Republican stuff on Trump one. Go up to the cockpit and say hi to the pilot. Close the door pull out my CC and cap him. Then crash Trump One into the White House while Obama and Biden are making cancer memes.

put pistol to head, save country

>>32268129
fpbp

>>32269382
*Unzipz dick

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>>32268113
i call up putin and ask him what todays orders are.

>>32268113
I'd make America great again.

>>32269508
Damn nigga, this is spot on.

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shoot every traitor

>>32270481
start with your self

> Get rid of NFA restrictions
> castration/torture for irresponsible gun ownership (if your kid shoots themself or someone else with your gun you're a fuckwit that deserves it)
> Provide funding for national gun education and shooting competitions
> Tax the fuck out of states that want to have gun registries or "assault weapon ban" rules.
> Kill myself at end of presidency because I'm fucking Trump and I'm a piece of shit- and after my presidency I can no longer enforce these rules. Maybe fuck my daughter first.

>>32271105
>starts of well
>then full libcuck

>along with his money

You mean debt to Russian banks?

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RWDS

>>32269810
>whine about unconstitutional laws
>promise to violate the constitution to punish your enemies

Really makes me think

>>32271138
> Starts off well
> then goes into a long winded story about how he wants to suck tiny Trump dick