ITT: We write a Hickok45 episode, one sentence at a time. I'll

>Like to thank bud's gun shop for sending us this 2 foot long Horse Cock from Dragon Dildos

>Now, I don't know about y'all

> lets wake up the gong

>proceeds to throw the dildo like a football and hits the 50 yard gong

>Lets take out a 2-liter

>>32264534
>hehehe

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>How about we cut that cake, Obama?

>>32264543
>8 replies
>8 posters
Get rekt

>>32264510
Now John was able to get it apart better than I was.

>>32264534
kek

>oh, but we also got some horse dildos from Federal here

>Now this here is a

>BUDS GUNS BUDS GUNS FEDERAL FEDERAL FEDERAL SDI

>Let's dildo a pig

>>32264761
>now let's try the cowboy I'm sure he'll enjoy it

>>32264766
>heheh you fellas out in Kentucky know all about that

>>32264510
Heh he heh,

>>32264771
>BANG he he, BANG there goes another one

>>32264781
>Now let's talk a little bit about the history behind this beautiful weapon

>>32264790
>well, In 1814

>>32264803
>we took a little trip

>>32264808
>I did some trading

>>32264811
You wouldn't believe how much a horsecock went for back then.

L
SMOKE
POT T
M S
E

>heh heh Kentucky

And they still go around for reasonable sums

Might as well load up some magazines while I'm blabbing at you here

>now I'm not a very good shot, probably won't hit the gong

>>32264841
>I'm not quite sure where to hold

>>32264851
*BOOOOM* .... *ding*

>now I got my glock 19 here, just to give you an idea of the size with a side by side comparison

>>32264861
>lemme show ya my concealed draw *pow pow* *light chuckling*

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>Now I have the llimbsaver here not because the rifle kicks very hard. I just need the extra length of pull.

Just imagine when Hickok45 dies. There'll be no new videos for a while.

Then suddenly a new video with just Big John telling eveyone that his father has passed away. He then says "And thanks to Bud's Gun Shop for supplying the coffin today"

>that cowboy ain't going to be robbin' no one no more hehe

>>32264908
A sad day it will be.
And you know the channel is gonna die when John takes over.
I don't watch the channel he has but I assume it's not worth it.
I also imagine every single other gun channel is going to have something to say.
He's really the pioneer of the gun channels on Jewtube.

>TFW I'll never be able to hit the gong at the compound with a .45

> now for my relatives in Kentucky, that means about 3 hunert'

>oh look, let's smoke some pot

>Desperados

>>32264714
it would be lube if it was from federal

>And I forgot to mention that today we're shooting fedrul, be sure to check them out

>look at what we have here hehehe thats right

>time to smoke some pots.

>>32264808
>ALONG WITH COLONEL JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI

I printed up these targets with 2 liters on them. You can order them from my shop.

now I have some Federal Ammunition here....

>lemme put my ears on

>>32266277
It is " Mississipp", you non Johnny Horton knowing jagaloon!!!
You probably let Jim Bridger's memory die too!!

>>32266684
>We fired our guns and the British kept a coming, there weren't as near as many as there were awhile ago. We fired once more and they began a runnin. Down to Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.


> Where a rabbit couldn't go...

>And the gator lost its mind.

>>32264908
>bud's and federal team up to release limited edition Hickok45 1911s
>the slide is engraved with 'let's see if we can hit the gong'
>the grips are engraved with Hickok's likeness shooting in the wilderness
>the case it comes is shaped like a 2-liter

>>32266277
I literally have never felt more American in my life than after listening to that song


Johnny was the fucking man


Brits get rekt

>I guess I'll reload'em I don't know

>uh oh, looks like we got a bit of a malfunction

>Now im not a big fan of these but you all seem to like them

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BIG

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>>32264908
s-stop, he's gonna live forever

>>32267743
MEATY

>Now _i_ can say that, i'm _from_ Kentucky.

>This thread

hyeuhyeuyheuh

> he, forgot my ears

>>32267788
CLAWS

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Well done

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>>32264878
>ifunny

>>32264908
You can't kill the guns grandpa... Don't you dare!!! ;__;

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He is only like 66.

>>32270623
tall people don't live as long :(

>Dammit John why don't you get a mans haircut? Yuh look like one of them sissies from Kentucky. *points Glock at Johns hair* Look at that girly shi-BANG! OH GOD I POPPED JOHNS MELON FORGIVE ME SATAN!

>those 12 ouncers are laughing at me

>>32271285
Don't say this

I'm 6' 3"

>>32272512

You ever see a 90 year old guy over 6 feet?

>oh there's a flower pot
>BANG
>heh there was a flower pot

>quick Kentuckyiens how much is that ... >Beat you to it