>buy ASP Sentry 21" >open it >expand it >"ok"

They are rated for hundreds of thousands of open close cycles, don't worry about it.

It will also get easier over time, remember to lube it

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>he can't close his baton with his hand

>>32258487
They loosen up with use.

>>32258487
>I don't know why I bought it. I spent $54 on it. I guess just for a toy but it's not very fun either
You bought it because you saw link related and wanted to beat some hippie ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokSMbkGmcc

>>32258487
you know you should hit it in the ground top first?
you know, too like smack it down in again

>>32258591
Wat

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>Using a baton for selfdefense / every day carry

My god, just use a gun instead.

I see no point in actually buying and carry this things around.

>Bu-but muh theorical situation where a bunch of niggers are trying to assault me/rape me.

It will never happen.

>>32258732
I have a gun too tho and even if I had my baton with me I wouldn't be using that against a pack of niggers trying to assault or rape me

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>>32258511
This

>>32258511
that guy causally collapsing it at :40

>>32258487
You sound like a stupid person. I'd love to sit across from you in a dealership.

>>32258732
>My god, just use a gun instead.
A gun is not always the best option. You thump a street thug, with an asp, on the outer leg below the hip and they are going down. They'll limp for a few weeks, but, they're not calling the cops. Shoot one, and the cops are getting involved. You could be the next Zim Zam.

>>32258796
Give me one good reason that bludgeoning someone is more efficient/defendable in court than shooting them.

>>32258854
>going to a dealership
>ever

You sound like a faggot

>>32258878
That was my point

>>32258870
>Shoot once and the cops are involved.
You would be fucking surprised.

>>32258881
I'd be the one raping him on a shit car in this hypothetical.

>>32258487
You are such a faggot OP.
This is the dumbest post I have ever seen
bait/10

>>32258892
So sell it and think real hard about why that was a mistake.

>>32258922
But it's a non lethal tho

>>32258909
Stop posting you sound stupid

>>32258487

/k/ autist buys asp baton, smacks it into the edge of a chair over and over, is surprised that he dented up his baton

news at 11

>>32258897
Someone shows up at the ER with a gunshot wound, the cops are going to be asking questions.

It's called mandated reporting and hospitals have to follow the law. Someone shows up stabbed or shot, they call.

>>32259018
Why would you want him to live? So he can sue you? You dont have proof of anything. And he has proof of you beating him with a stick.

>>32259082
Asking questions the guy has no answer to unless you gave him your wallet. And if he's showing up to the hospital without a sheet over him you fucked up anyway. Shoot to kill you idiot.

>>32258732
>>32258796
>>32259018

Batons are an excellent weapon if you know how to use them efficiently and effectively. Get the training and you will be golden. I use them every day professionally and carry one elsewhere.

>>32259536
What do you use them for? Have you ever had to beat someone with it? Did it work?

>>32259628
Corrections, every officer carries a baton as their primary weapon. We don't have firearms on our duty belts unless given a specific post or assignment, such as an outside transport, perimeter patrol, or a wall tower. In prison, most uses of force end hand to hand. You could be attacked by a six foot six con; strong enough to be able to bench press a house, and one good whack to the knee is all it takes to dislocate the patella. It's a force multiplier, a compliance tool and given the right situation and context a means of deadly force. You can put yourself a few feet away from your opponent, and create enough distance to fight or retreat, especially if they have something sharp they want to gut you with.

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>>32259734
>Corrections
In the process to be a city LEO and no way would I ever work as a CO. Fuck that, do you like it?

>>32259763
A road officer is going to be always better equipped, and will not be subject to the same dangers a CO in a maximum security facility will face every day, barring those cities and communities that are saturated with violent crime. More often than not, when dealing with the public, you find most people are not criminals. In a correctional facility, everyone is a potential threat. The way you stand, act, and speak mean the difference between getting bitch slapped and diffusing a situation. Keeping your back to a wall, never putting down any equipment, watching hands and waste bands, using a clear authoritative voice and treating all the inmates the same way. We don't have gadgets or technology, aside from limited firearm and chemical agent use. Its an entirely different job. Some Police Officers rip on corrections, but the reality is that they realize they could not do it.

>>32258487
>Break bones
Yes
>Break skulls and teeth
Youre doing it wrong. Did it come with a manual? No one ever said bashing someone in the head with a metal rod was "less lethal". Collapsing them works best on concrete.

nigga, bashing someone in the head with something is never less lethal unless it's a goddamn pillow. Skulls and brain are fucking fragile.

>>32259862
>>32259903
I never said it's less lethal, I said I got it for a less lethal but it doesn't seem very non lethal

>>32258487
Cop here. You're a try hard faggot. If you use a baton it is considered potential deadly force. If you hit someone with a baton, but are carrying a gun as well I'm going to assume you're some batman wanna be running around with a fanny pack. Don't open yourself to a lawsuit or arrest.

>>32259835
>rip on corrections, but the reality is that they realize they could not do it.
Oh no doubt. I wasn't ripping CO's at all. I admire it, no way I could do it. Put me solo in a squad in Englewood before Cook County Jail.

>>32259945
I tried to tell him but he sperged out.

>>32259945
It depends on how you use them and individual state laws. Competent training is the key, someone swinging around a stick without any knowledge of retention or ignorant of critical spots on the body will get it shoved up their ass.

>>32259945

Civilian here. I just wanted to mention that a pig like you fucked me over with a bogus public intox charge, but fortunately I have an uncle in the TBI who helped me get a sting going on said pig (you're all dirty in various ways, some fuck other men's wives, some fuck underage girls, some deal pills out of their fucking cruiser like he did ROFL) So now there's a pig minus his badge in protective custody in Knox county, and eventually I'm going to get to have a nice long conversation with him when he doesn't have the only thing that gives me pause: a radio with people on the other end of it.

Don't really give a shit about the gun or the vest or the badge, desu.

>>32259979
L M A O
M
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>>32259979

>>32259943
It isn't lethal if you use it right. It's not intended to be a tool to cave in a person's skull. Look up some videos of police using a baton, in 90% of the videos it will be used the same way. Someone posted a clear example above from the bernie rally.

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>>32260000

i'll tell you someone who isn't laughing right now..

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>>32260051
Bruh I already know. I'm not going to use it to smash someone's face in, like I said if I have to use deadly force I'll use my gun. I just said it COULD break someone's skull and was kind of surprised at how heavy and easily it could probably be done.

I'm not trained anyways. I'll probably just get the glass breaker cap and keep it in my car, it's legal here with a concealed carry permit

If you're planning to carry this for self defence, consider whether or not that's even legal in your area.

You're likely allowed to carry a firearm and use it. You may not be legally allow to carry a collapsible baton at all, which creates issues should you use it.

>>32260090

Knoxanon here again. If you're not a security guard you don't need an expanding baton. Like I've said from the start of the thread, you don't beat on shit like a raging autist with these thngs, that's how you make them unfit for further use.

99% of people get these things because they saw a badass movie scene where the hero deploys batons and it's intimidating and epic XD

If you want to hit people with a stick get a training bat for baseball, look up a "proper use of baton" chart like you just posted, then hit all the parts that it says not to hit. People are easy to damage and once you've damaged them a little they're even easier to damage.

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>>32260052
>phoneposter

>>32259979
quit acting like you had anything to do with that case at all retard.

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>>32260137

if his phone is in the picture then how was he posting from it

>>32260090
Just a side note, you could take up Kali or Escrima if you were that much of a baton buff. At the very least like an ASP basic certification course.

>>32260155

salty pigs stay salty

>>32260137
I haven't browsed on my computer in 6 years.

>>32258511
Good god that rally is annoying

>>32259979
Mad that a cop caught me smoking weed: the post

>>32259979
Or I was trying to give a neckbeard some advice that could spare him some trouble
Or we could pretend that every single cop is exactly the same and throw us all in one group. Just like I automatically assume that in no way could the charge actually be your fault at all. And that all it takes is one cop to get a conviction....oh wait no, there's this whole court system. Stay angry, I'll laugh my donut eating fat ass into some sweet over time while your sausage fingers fumble with your camera filming me doing my job.

>>32260842
Weed is degenerate, I was having a cigarette outside of Carleo's and he decided to fuck with me to make his quota

>>32261568

I wouldn't record a cop during a traffic stop for the same reason I don't run down deer with a flint tipped spear.

Why would I ever waste my time recording a cop in public? The world already has enough stupid jewtube videos of cops being assholes while people record them. I'm not likely to record a cop breaking the law badly enough that they see any consquences, and their brass will defend them unless they're in a cucked city and seen doing something naughty to a dindu.

It's a much, much better use of time to find out what cops do on their own time, when they don't think they're being watched. That's when you can find out the shit that'll get them fired, or shot by someone's husband, or rise to the level that your uncles buddies decide they haven't nailed a cop's dick to the wall in a while and this one will do.

>>32261650
Its too bad he didnt shoot you instead. There would be one less 'you can't tell me what to do' moron and you wouldnt be here clogging up a thread with your 'look how cool I am I really showed him' faggotry.

>>32258732
>I see no point in actually buying and carry this things around.
Less chance of going to jail and in case if European or something else. No wait, actually... in much of Europe these are also illegal...

It's not as lethal as a gun and that helps a lot

>>32258487
You're supposed to smack it on the sidewalk to close it. You don't want it to fold up when you're jabbing a protester with it do you?

>>32258487
Go to the martial arts threads of /asp/, and practice some martial arts, including something like FMA which you will more than likely be recommended.
Buy a punching bag, and enjoy beating the shit out of the bag with your baton.
Or even better, go to /diy/, make your own punching bag, and beat the shit out of that.

>>32258487

Can I get one of these in the UK?

>>32262200
Probably not

>>32261858
I'd rather have more people like him in the world than cops

>>32261858
This.

>>32258732
>projecting this hard
>not wanting to crush skulls
I know I'm late but fuck this bitch-made pussy

>>32263293
You have to go back.

>>32258870
>You could be the next Zim Zam

We should all be so lucky.

>>32261917
No it doesn't. It leaves the victim alive to testify against you and make you look stupider in court.

>>32262200
You're not even allowed to have bike wheels. Don't be stupid.

>>32260152

I'm late to this, but this is a training bat right? These things are cool but I question how durable they are.

>>32264093
When will this meme die? You can have a bicycle and as many wheels as you want in UK as long as you have the proper license. Just have a background check, physical test, insurance and then you can apply. It's not that hard. Also if you want to buy wrenches or other tools to work on your bicycle you just need to prove that it's part of your work so all you have to do is do an 18 month course as mechanic, get a physical test, contact your union to send your credentials to you and then you can buy as many tools as you want.

Don't over complicate things, it's all common sense and we as British society are happy to go through all these procedures to ensure that everyone is as safe as possible.

>>32258508

like your mom

>>32264301
Wait... Are you cereal?

>>32260137
But phone is in picture. Then who was camera?

>>32259763
did LAPD just buy the most expensive mall ninja shit they could for shits and giggles?

>>32264235
Yeah. It's to sharpen your hand eye coordination. Normal bats are something like 2.75" diameter but these trainers measure 1-1.5". If you can consistently hit with a training bat you've got a good advantage when you use a full size one.

>>32264387
taxpayer money is free money

daily reminder to not bring this thru an airport

you will get stopped and you will get arrested or heavily fined.

happened to a guy in front of me. he was autistically screeching when they took it.

>>32264451

And they also swing faster, distribute force more directly, break bones easier than a regular bat.

>>32264559
Yeah I guess so if you're a fucking psychopath that goes around and beats people with bats.

Most people use then for baseball.

>>32264586

Joshua Hurst may or may not have a date with a training bat in his future.

:3

I usually put mine back in with cement

>>32264665
Cool man. So you are against corrupt cops selling pills but you advocate beating someone because he was corrupt?

You're no different and you both deserve heinous punishment.

Typical Knoxville faggots. Come to 615 and see what's up...

>>32259328

You're giving street-killing advice to a guy who was a cop for 14 years?

>>32264665
Who tf is Joshua Hurst.

>>32264713
I did. I raped your daughter and took a poo in your coffee machine :3

>>32258487
it's never heavy enough, or sharp enough.

sell it and buy another gun to carry.

>>32264748
> :3
Time to drink bleach.

Ive been through some shit, and Ive had a few years of my life I wish I could take back. Ive been hit by a baton while shit hammered and it didnt phase me a bit, I was still able to get my hands on the bastard that I wanted to strangle and didnt let go until I was stabbed by another person. Moral of the story is, faggot batons will get you killed.

>>32264665

You're so edgy!

We know you're bluffing because you talk too much.

>>32258487
You firmly tap it straight down on a very hard surface that can shock the joint loose like concrete or asphalt. Using a padded surface is how you damage the item you're closing it on and dent your baton.

Alternate method of closing is to smack it against your palm sideways a few times rotating the baton each time until the bottom joint breaks free, then grab the tip and see if you can close it like a bike pump.

>>32259835
>The way you stand, act, and speak mean the difference between getting bitch slapped and diffusing a situation.

how often does a rookie spaghetti his first incident and end up quitting after being treated like a bitch from then on?

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>>32259979
it sais here that you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. gfy

>>32264734
Didn't see that info on his 4chan profile page...

Also lethal self defense=/=street killing

>>32266288

As in he's worked more street shootings, killings, SD cases than you've even read about, you try-hard faggot.

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>>32266558
>calls someone a tryhard faggot
>defends a namefag
>a shitty one at that

>>32266558
What does his asshole smell like?

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>>32258487
Go full melee bro

>>32259286
Because killing another human being is a horrible experience I hope I never experience?

>>32264734
Anons IP address is being literally traced right now RIP in pepperonis anon street killer advice

>>32266666
Super duper Satan confirms.

>>32266666
Bastard Sword won.

>>32266696
You'd rather be raped in prison for battery and assault than permanently neutralize a legitimate threat to your life.

Wew lad

>>32267050
I mean I would but I like taking it up the ass, feels good man.

>>32261650
Dude, trump won. No one cares about 'victims' of police arrests.
The country doesn't care about you standing up to 'the man' or whatever you're trying to do.
We don't live in a movie or an SNL sketch, cops can't do shit to you until you do illegal shit.
If they try, just smile in their face until they walk away, then go home and jerk off to /gif/ cause you won the war on cops.

>>32258870
if you carry a fullsize non polymer you can pistol whip folks quite effectively

just consciously exercise td or you will nd which completely defeats the discrete purpose of this as a silent alternative where your assailent and/or folks nearby not calling the cops and turning it all into a big to do

>>32266612
>>32266652

Don't get me wrong, guy's a fag, shits up the board non-stop with his SA anti-poacher LARPing. But he knows what he knows.

>>32267403
>cops can't do shit to you until you do illegal shit.

Oh you sweet summer child