ITT we stereotype owners of particular guns. I'll start.

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>>32258152
>He doesn't make french press coffee

Everything in this picture
>Dindu nuffin

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roast me senpai

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>Wants a Glock but doesn't want to be associated with the type of person that owns them

>>32258221
Masturbated into his sister's panties despite not really liking her

>>32258152
>talking shit on french press
Are you even a man?

>>32258221
>couldn't find a hi power and settled

>>32258259
Real men drink folgers crystals

>>32258259
Pretentious. If I'm going to make coffee, I want it to be as easy as possible.

>>32258221
>has good taste

>>32258224
>won't stop parroting ballistic information he memorized from the internet, but only shoots the cheapest steel case ammo he can find

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>>32258152
>has a life

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>has a problem and he's going to solve it, he ain't no joke

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>Thinks hes not a sheep who just picks a glock
>"Its a half glock half 1911 bro"
>Doesn't realize they are not made in America
>Probably named Chad (I literally had a roomate from Texas whose name was chad and had a Springfield XDS .40)

>>32258152
>Its impossible to have taste and not be pretentious.

>>32258334
hasn't upgraded to the unquestionably superior LCP II

>>32258198
This makes me feel so sophisticated knowing none of my guns are on this graphic.
How many of those glocks had the wrong ammo?

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>doesnt know jack shit about firearms
>always asking other guys at the range what their gun is
>thinks FAMAS is the only rifle in the world

>>32258334
You're my father in law who carries this and a .40 hi power while talking about killing United nations invaders.

I like you.

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Roast me

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>Implying I need /k/s approval

>>32258392
I don't think there are that many owners of those.

>>32258354
Thats the lcp 2 dingus. The lcp1 has a normal trigger and non removable sights

>>32258381
>proud he doesn't have a S&W .357

Kind of weird seeing that and the .38 on the list

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ROAST ME

>>32258425
newfag

>>32258433
Not a wheelgun guy but for sure the guns seized had .38s in them.

>>32258428
that's the lcp custom you fucking faggot. lcp 2 is totally different

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>>32258428
untrue, famalam. this is the LCP 1 with the upgraded trigger

>>32258335
You like puzzles.

>>32258437
Thinking about getting the fullsize 9mm. Pros and cons?

>>32258198
>tfw almost bought one of those s&w 38's

i'm so fucking glad i didn't holy shit

>>32258392
....how autistic are you?

Barely anyone has one.

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>>32258415
>thinks he's too cool to carry unquestionably superior plastic toy guns

>>32258466
They're good guns, m8

>>32258456
>>32258451
My mistake. I don't know rugers and i saw that exact pistol at my local range and the guy behind the counter said it was the lcp2. Hes not the smartest guy but I expected him to know his inventory

>>32258484
wtf are you talking about 38sp is shit

>>32258466
Had one for a while, liked it.

>>32258152
>A sucker for marketing gimmicks, the 1911 owner is likely to currently drive a Ford Mustang, or has previously owned at least one.

>>32258494
they're selling them on some site for $317 or something after shipping rn. police trade ins

>>32258480
I don't like them but recognize their appeal. But yeah i just bought a jetfire over an lcp so youre not far off.

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>>32258486
np this is the LCP II

>>32258409

> el cree que es blanco

>>32258461
probbem solvah

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>>32258152
roast me

>>32258525
Jajajajaja true.

>>32258520
Good to know

>>32258540
>you watched Gunsmith cats growing up
>you like to think you could make any shot
>you tell everyone you own a sphinx

>>32258520
does it stand for Little Carry Pistol?

>>32258563
Probably light carry pistol

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P320 sterotype? Other than being a complete chick magnet.

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>has a gigantic willy

>>32258463
>pro, all steel gun, built like a tank, I had a police buyback 4006, beat to hell and I never had a problem with it
>cons, slide mounted safety and magazine safety disconnect

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>>32258562
>>you tell everyone you own a sphinx
correct..
people at the range think its a CZ or tanfoglia trash
>feels bad

>>32258463
The DA trigger is truly awful.

It has magazine safety, although this is can be removed.

They're built like fucking tanks.

I'm several hundreds of rounds through mine and I haven't had a single malfunction, despite using the cheapest, shittiest ammo I can find.

Aftermarket (fullsized) magazines are reasonably priced and of good quality, just like everything else Mec-Gar sells.

>>32258303
/k/ kup?

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>smug neckbeard in his mid-twenties
>autistically obsessed with history and past fashions, unironically wears suits and hats
>probably knows how to sew
>couldn't afford a decent 1911, so he opted for the cuck alternative (or "refined version", as he puts it)
>nogf despite being surrounded by women on a daily basis

>>32258588
What exact model is that? I've seen you post it a bunch, I love CZ's, and I think that thing is fucking stunning, but every time I come across something by sphinx irl it looks like shit

>>32258303
pouring hot water into a tube then pressing a plunger after a few minutes isnt easy?

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>>32258518
Pic related

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>>32258618
Its the Sphinx 3000 competition standard.
~2-3k
its not one of those SDP pistols

>>32258590
>>32258579
For the price this all seems good. Think I'm going to pull the trigger on it.

>>32258592
Yes, /k/ kup is the only way to make coffee without wasting time in the morning.

>>32258646
I got my 469 for $325 after tax. They're solid for the money. I wouldn't CC it though. Too big.

>>32258392
I feel like if you own a legit FAMAS you're actually probably a somewhat knowledgeable firearms enthusiast

>>32258635
Ahh fuck me that's beautiful. Not gonna drop 2k-3k on it though. I'm sure I'd be happier with it than something from czcustom but I'm not sure I'd be 1.5k happier

Still jealous as shit tho

>>32258572
You have good taste and aren't poor so you chose only the best.

>>32258655
I have guns to cc already so it would be a range toy /winter carry/ innawoods gun

>>32258392
is that a famas

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>AR-15 (particularly vanilla)

>buys into pro-American bs
>buys into the concept of "tactical"
>considers a full set of overpriced matchie matchie to be the epitome of tactical
>honestly believes it's hands down the best gun in the world and is shocked by assertions otherwise
>not a free thinker
>bandwagons
>considers hunting camo fashion
>thinks the only reason people call it an assault rifle is the two letters before 15
>votes republican because that's what gun owners do
>considers the next appropriate edition to his gun safe to be another AR15, regardless of how many are already owned
>browses /r/guns

>>32258594
Lol. Correct.

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>>32258513
>A lover of classic Americana, the M1911 owner is likely to currently drive a Ford Mustang manufactured between 1965 and 1978, or has previously owned at least one.
FTFY

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Might as well roast me, ruger lc9.

>>32258682
I can't argue any of this.

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Please be gentle...

>>32258706
>Has the hands of an overgrown infant and a gun to match

>>32258703
>Brings his guns to the gunshow and doesn't take any offers that are below 150% their value.
>locks his car door when he sees blacls

>>32258742
You know we can't do that anon...

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>>32258742
He was a good boy, just getting his life around, he was just getting his brother some Arizona tea.

>>32258798
Got taken for a ride at the memiest gun store in town. Owns no other weapons

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>>32258763
See pic

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Either current or previous military, and makes sure that you know it.
EDCs a full-size because 18+1 is a necessity.
Well aware that his life peaked quite some time ago.
>Is me

>>32258811
Shows what you know! I also have a g98! From WW1. that is a heirloom... And I totally didn't buy the Mossberg in the pre election panic hehe....

>>32258303
>I also don't take pleasure in anything I do throughout the day
ftfy

>>32258409
>couldn't find a beretta and settled

>>32258463
pros
>cheap ammo
>can probably pistol whip a nigga when you run out of ammo
cons
>lol 9mm

>>32258463
>cons
probably that it's 9mm

>>32258864
I live life practically. I go to the range to become a better marksman. I go to sleep once I have completed all of my tasks for the day.

>>32258563
>>32258571
little caesar's pizza

>>32258939
I bet you're so fun at parties

>>32258950
I don't go to parties. I don't drink either. Getting drunk impedes my progress in life.

>>32258682
accurate

>huge autist with social anxiety and no friends
Any ak.
>>32258682
Faggot.

>>32258303
If you want easy, why don't you go to the subway inside Walmart and buy a cup?

>>32258965
How much do you weigh and what's your BF%?

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Operator that operates operationally.

Can shoots enemies right behind him.

Always looking for his suitcase.

>>32258965
What is networking. You'd be a millionaire right now if you drank.

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A genuinely cool guy who is fun to hang out with and probably has a six pack and a pizza oven.

>>32258965
Oh okay.

I don't mean this in the meme way or to be a dick or anything but you're autistic

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>>32258152

Whatya got?

>>32259027
he used a usp 45

>>32259045
>still listens to metal even though he's 30+
>has a matching grim reaper decal for his back window
>has make up but no live-in girlfriend

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Come at me bro

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>is big guy

>>32259057
The secret locked in your diary is that you wanted a Mercedes but had to settle.

>>32259069
>either has a tiny snake problem or is literally from the 1800's
>cheats at card games

>>32259017
I don't weigh myself. As long as I feel good and in shape, I am satisfied. >>32259037
I can't trust a network, only myself.

>>32259086
Oh so you're b8ing

>>32259091
Posting on /k/ is beneficial to my progress in life.

>>32259070
That's a gun for small guys.

>>32259086
>i don't weigh myself
hambeast confirmed

>>32258594
I want a hi-power and you got 2.5/5 on me...

>>32258392
Is that a famas

>>32259176
I assume the .5 is because you don't have a gf but you're also not surrounded by women?

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>>32259115

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>>32258152
Roast me

>>32259069
You sell your boipussy for money

>>32259398
Literal coke dealer.

>>32259430
Nah, that would be a nickel one. This is a guy who wants a 92 but his baby hands make that impossible.

>>32259398
I have a real soft spot for the Beretta .380s. What do you think of it?

>>32258224
>>32258309
>hahhah you think i've shot my m&p thats cute

>>32259487
>This is a guy who wants a 92 but his baby hands make that impossible.

Kek. Actually, it's *almost* uncomfortably small, I got it because I wasn't sure I could conceal a 92 well. It's a fun gun though, if you like .380s

>>32259070
if you own it and aren't just posting a pic, do you like it? thinking about getting one

>>32259487
5'6" 130. 92 feels like sex in my hand. You must be under 4' or be a mutant with nemo hands.

>>32259647
>5'6" 130
Grill?

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>>32259419
>>32259076
Both correct. I cheat at cards, am from the 1800s, and sell my boipussy for money

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Roast me, bois

>>32259740
Did you put it there so you could finally tell people you've got a dick between your legs?

>>32259740
Also what kind of fucking savage has carpeted bathrooms? It's like you want mold

>>32259740
How convenient, there's shit between your legs.

>>32259706
No.

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>>32259740
>An underwear Makarov
You're a Russian spy.

>>32259761
I don't think he has a carpeted bathroom

That's just how he carries it, he isn't short of room and he hopes the printing will earn him points with the ladies

>>32259799
Ahh that sucks then

>>32258221
Bretty cool dude if you'll sell it to me :^)

>>32258221
There's a stereotype for CZ's?? Should I still buy??

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>I absolutely, positively have to have the biggest dick in the room.
>[spoiler]Even though it's only 4 inches[/spoiler]

>>32258198
Where the fuck are nignogs getting Colt .38s? Those fuckers ain't cheap these days.

>>32258198
>Bersa 380
Fuck yeah, my CCW!

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>>32258152
>sexually attracted to boat anchors

>>32259874
Steal them,

>>32259852
Some guy said i was in denial about the superiorityof plastic guns. Def buy one

>>32259874
>Legitimately buying firearms
>Niggers
Anon...

Just like that dindu nuffin got his colt mustang. Stolen gun sold between several different criminals before winding up in an evidence locker.

>>32259069
A woman

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>>32259887
HA

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Pick a gun(s), do your worst

>>32259740
>A man child obsessed with ruzzia stronk memes, most likely is obsessed with anime and traps. Most likely owns 4 or more mosins and refers to them as 'Moist nuggets XD'.

>>32259956
But I own one :-(

>>32259923
>>32259895

.....DERP. DERP DERP DERP.

Well, I think we figured out where I'm going to go looking for that Colt .38 I've always wanted but never wanted to shell out that many shekels for.

>>32259971
Dude, I'm not ragging on P226 owners. My Dad flew on P-3s way back when and carried a P226, and since I'm waaaaay to much of a sentimental sucker, I'm planning on purchasing one as soon as possible.

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>>32259877
>PPK
> Secret agent wannabe

>Bersa Thunder
>POOR secret agent wannabe

>>32258437
>unironically believes polymer is just a passing fad

>>32260023
Distinct smell of musty hay and trench foot follow you wherever you go. Currently laying low after your trench network accidently caused a minor fuel supply crisis on the east over the summer.

>>32258572
>the worst kind of tryhard
>decides to buy a gun objectively dissimilar to cheaper offerings, on the pure basis of an inferiority complex which arose from not having money earlier in life.

Did...did I do good s-senpai?

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Any FAL

>huge history buff
>has a fetish for low intensity African conflicts
>won't shut up about Rhodesia
>wears obscure military surplus items unironically
>muh right arm of the free world

>>32260011
It's a nice gat.
>>32260019
I'll get the PPK when I have the cash. The Bersa is a nice range blaster

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>>32258849
>panic-bought a vanilla (but sturdy) pump-action shotgun, the one thing known to be ban-proof out of sheer fuddyness of design
>As a result, overpaid in all likelihood for a shotgun commonly overpriced due to popularity

Pham, what were you thinking and why?

>>32259086
He is the perfect one. The Golden Child.

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>>32259069
>a hipster worried about his wife's non-binary 3 year old son getting captured by Drumpf supporters, but can't bring himself to buy anything practical or mainstream

>lives onnabudget because lol art history major, and thus couldn't buy anything nicer, so overcompensating with the qualities of "impratical' and "bohemian"

> likely a California transplant living in the greater Austin-area or friends/significant others with such people.

> a fan of Mid-Century Modern interior design, his only saving quality (I guess, Craftsman Master Race)

Am I wrong?

>>32260198
>Austin area
UT grad here, I hate that we have a stereotype now

>>32259398
>wanted a 92FS but it was
> 1). Too expensive

> 2). felt self-conscious about the slide-safety meme so he got this instead

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I'm curious.

>>32260226
>i-it's for my girlfriend, I swear

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>Cyborg law enforcer from 400 years in the future

>>32259740
> A vatnik troglodyte too poor and/or unwilling to save up for a proper CCW
>constantly thinks about going to the gym to seem more normal to society, but can never find the time or the energy

Thoughts?

>>32260068
sure I guess, I did grow up poor and was poor until my late twenties when I got a career and started making money.

I wouldn't say I'm a tryhard, but it was my first handgun purchase and being a nogunz no knowledge about guns guy I recognized the sig sauer name and understood they had a good reputation. I talked to a salesman for a bit who showed me a bunch of different handguns and was between a hk vp9 and the sigp320.

Sure I could have spent less to get a glock like everyone else, but hey I don't work my ass off to by cheaper things.

>>32260244
Just call it a terminator...T101

>>32258540
>roast me

too easy

>>32260243
Weak, and over used. But I'll take it.

>>32258284
People that have bad taste drink Folgers crystals.

>>32259874
>>32259923
Pawn shop Proxy buying in all likelihood.

Groups innaghetto have that one guy that stays clean in order to pass a 4473, or more likely, contracts it out to an otherwise unaffiliated guy to make the straw purchase.
Subject is likely a nihilist who is procuring weapons in order to support another illicit habit that requires extra income under the table

>>32260293
I like a nice cup of joe made from good coffee with a subtle and well rounded flavor as well as anyone
but sometimes you find yourself swallowing a dry packet of freeze dried coffee so you don't fall asleep on your way to work, it's just the way things go

>>32258392

>Is in the French army

FIFY

>>32258221
>couldn't afford a 92.

>>32258540
>is a fudd
>wears depends
Fuck off grandpa and your shitty gun with a "break in period" lmao

>>32258392
>Is a millionaire
>Deep seated love for firearms and history
>Bought a FAMAS simply because he could
>Never shoots it

>>32259959
>a familyman or divorced dad looking to get his kids into his hobby in order to spend more quality time with them while not sacrificing his own free-time in the process, which is decreasing more and more as time goes on.
>Recent dip in income is likely

>>32260269
Cool man, its a good gun, albeit a little overpriced for what it is, but not unreasonably so.
Props to you for improving your income situation.

>>32259959
You are prone to becoming excited about a product and buying it, even after the initial excitement wears off.
You have difficulty letting go of things, even after you have found a replacement.
You struggle with impulse control and this have a hard time saving money.

>>32260134
I just wanted to have something on me that was newer and sturdier and easier to find ammo for than my Mauser and well, everything is overpriced now, but the Mossberg wasn't that bad, I want a Zastava m-90 and to start building an AR, but I'm an extreme poorfag atm. I also have a raven 25 that I'm too ashamed to post or talk about, it was the only thing I had to carry in Memphis when I lived in the ghetto there. I still can't buy a handgun in Indiana because it hasn't been 6 months yet.

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ROAST ME /k/

>>32260420
u r gay
fggt

>>32260420
Why do you hate Skittles?!

>>32260312
I smoke a joint when I'm that tired. It sounds like it wouldn't work but has saved me like 50 times

>>32259069
>manlet
>woman
>actor that wants to kill the president

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Jericho 45 FS

Roast me

>inb4 hurr Spike wannabe

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>>32260084
>low intensity

>>32258392
>Surrenders for a paycheck

>>32260226
>wanted something cheap to shoot that didn't look like it belonged to a fudd.
>recently came into some more money, but not as much as he'd hoped.

>>32260463
/a/non who thinks Cowboy Bebop is the pinnacle of anime.

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>>32260439
>driving under any influence
I hope you crash and break your goddamn neck

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>>32260198
Haha, a little off there buddy; but your suggestions made me raugh

>>32260447
>actor that wants to kill the president
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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>Canadian and likes to jerk off about it

>>32260463
>>32260473
opinion for people who own this but don't watch anime
>inb4 idf

>>32260393
Fair enough.

>>32260463
>likes the CZ platform, but still feels the need to wrap his white, guilty lips around a freshly circumcised penis while looking deeply into your local Rabbi's eyes
>also enjoys Martin Scorsese films

>>32258152
Believes in form over function.
>>32258221
Likes cats.
>>32258224
Has all the Magpul videos.
>>32258334
Too skinny to conceal a real gun.
>>32258335
Sells drugs but is always broke.
>>32258341
Dad.
>>32258409
Paranoid tendencies.
>>32258415
Eats ramen noodles to offset spending too much.
>>32258437
Trying to prove something.
>>32258540
Total bro.
>>32258575
Young.
>>32258594
Autistic man-child.
>>32258742
Nice gun, anon.

>>32260226
>I'm curious.
Bicurious I think

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Give it to me, /k/

>>32260499

>opinion for people who own this but don't watch anime

Wanted the ergos of a CZ but also wanted to be a special snowflake

>>32258594
>implying being able to repair things instead of stulidly replacing them because of minor defects is bad
>hating on an improved version of an outdated meme gun because they are autistically obsessed with history and and a fatishized memory of their grand dad
Ya sorry you couldn't afford a real man's gun

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Fuck it, gape me /k/...

>>32260520
>drives a Crown Vic
>wears a trenchcoat
>wears a fedora but indoors
>always has a pair of aviators on him
>is actually a 60 year old private investigator

>>32260470
Whoa bro. That is much better.

>>32260463
>An older member of /k/ with a life starting to plateau.
>bought a Jericho before they became mainstream(ish)

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roast my chestnuts
Hardmode: no mentioning the size of my peter

>>32260527
>has too much money for his own good
[spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]nice[/spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]

>>32260524
reasonable

>>32260540
It's only a .50 caliber
>Hardmode: no mentioning the size of my peter
Dammit

>>32260540
>gets off on footage of Gaza being bombed

>>32260520
>watched one John Wayne film and got a confused erection

>>32260488
>A man solid monetary means between 25-35 who wanted a variety of guns, with a Derringer for the wife and/or shits and giggles.

>>32260514
Negative Johnson

>>32260520
>I have a drinking problem and say things like "back in my day" or "things were so much simpler/better back then"

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Judge me on my AR-15

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>>32260084
YES

>>32260593
35yo

>>32260540
>small johnson
>played COD and wanted to be a badass at the range

>>32260527

>Thinks Future Weapons is /k/ino
>Dude Modern Warfare 2 LMAO
>Probably bought it just to piss of /k/

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>>32260593
MKA1919 not AR

>>32260527
>COD is the end all, be all of vidyja games

>>32260473
>Implying it isnt.

>>32260478
Hasn't happened yet but I'll keep trying.

>>32260520
>advocate of "stopping powah" unironically
>a fan of things old and antiquated, but still showing character
>most likely has a blue collar job, but a decent paying one
>specifically avoids black neighborhoods.

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Give me you worst /k/

>>32260513
I'd skip a meal before I eat ramen.

>>32258635
Pro tip- I've never seen anyone shoot a sphinx competitively and I shoot a shit ton of USPSA. Everyone runs CZs and STIs which are far superior guns generally speaking. It looks sexy but that's about it.

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>>32260648
Closest guess except my job pays shit, you win m8

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>>32260621
Too old for vidya gaymes.
I'd never want to piss off that many armed patriots!

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Well?

>>32258198
>S&W .357
>niggergun
Fucking how? Why?

>>32260567
Yeah, derringer is for shits and giggles. No wifey yet

>>32260527
>relatively new to guns
>likely college-educated in something involving STEM
>played a lot of vidya eariier in life
>possibly was in a college fraternity

>>32260540
Thought people at the range would be impressed. Gets mad as they laugh and snicker at him as he fires 1 mag and switches to a normal gun.

>>32260680
Hipster.

>>32260684
Hey, there's plenty of white criminals in Chicago too.

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>Is a gargantuan hipster
>Only owns the gun because of the attention it attracts at the range
>Saves tons of brass but doesn't own a reloading set
>Doesn't have a clue how to reload berdan primed casings
>Possibly a huge faggot

>>32260540
>Inferiority complex stemming from being an introvert having to fake being extroverted at work.
>career has advanced faster than he thought and thus feels the need to treat himself

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Roast me

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Alright k, give it-

>>32258354
>Hasn't upgraded to the infinitely superior improved M&P Bodyguard

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Roast me.

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>>32260491
I thought that would be this.
Also try me.

>>32260652
>still lives with roommates/family
> just getting into guns/casual enthusiast
> NEET or innacollege
>worried about becoming/staying a wagecuck
> as such, lives onna budget but is a sucker for deals and is somewhat easy to persuade

>>32258845
>jealous of >>32258409

>>32260755
>Milsurp collector
>middle class
>Probably 25-35 years old
>Can actually shoot that thing
>that's probably not his first jap pistol.
Do me now.
>>32260652

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>>32258198
Shame seeing those Ruger P series ending up as thug guns. They are a bit square but a dream to handle.

>>32260755
>potential weaboo
>history buff, but couldn't find something more influential or popular.
>may have found it for $150 in a estate sale.

>>32260806
Accurate. Not a NEET though and I do go to college. Factor in that I'm also a historical firearm aficionado.

>>32258682
include me in the screen shot

>>32260748
>currently building a higher-end AR
>has been into guns for awhile
>well-adjusted to life income-wise
>20s-mid 30s

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>>32260724
Or
>Live in Switzerland
>Can't afford anything else, want a cheap rifle with cheap ammo

>>32258341
To be fair, I live in Kommiefornia and it's one of the few ambidextrous guns i can use
>fuckin lefty

>>32260652
>Pew pew! Die injuns!
He says, as his trucker hat falls off backwards and he cums into a flannel shirt

>>32260652
> has a hardon for the most pathetic, over romanticised era next to the middle ages.
> thinks he can operate with 6 shot slow and never reloading because never miss.
> mabye texan, probably fat.
> likes shitty country music
> has full cowboy getup and a pickup he newer actually uses as a truck.

>>32260755
>established collector/milsurp enthusiast
>socially awkward, was a virgin later than his peers
>got into way more than he bargained for in buying this pistol, rarely fires it
>prefers the Jap pistol as a conversation piece and historical artifact rather than something to be taken out and shot.

>>32259740
>brownish Skin Colour
>No Skid marks

You must be well tanned, because it's literally impossible for non whites/east asians to not have skid marks

>>32260772
>Quasi-poorfag
>Only faps to west slav models and porn stars
>Has an unhealthy obsession with the Czech republic, but knows no Czech
>Blows all his budget saving up for plane tickets to Prague
>Now he can't afford to buy language software or to enroll in a language learning course
>Ends up chasing the pigeons there instead
>Later kidnapped by a human trafficking ring

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>>32260652
>Potentially from the south or Texas
>(Either that ^ or is Mexican)
>Watches West world
>Plinker
>Getting matching one for son
Pic somewhat related

>>32258999
That's not true, what about Russ-
Well what about Finl-
Maybe North Ko-
Burma has uhh-

>>32259761
I'm hoping it's a bathroom mat - they usually come in three packs - one for front of sink, another for front of shower and another for front of toilet

>>32260844
>your best is my worst!

Also I really want a K-31. Probably going to jump on the next one I see.

I haven't shot a gun in over a year, been so busy. Just want to sleep during weekends so I can recover from the week. FML.

>>32260772
>college student or onnabudget
>Fan of the Cold War
> Doesn't like modern polymer CC guns
>still, he rarely if ever CCs, instead opting to relegate his gun to a range toy when he can afford to shoot it.
> Into other hobbies besides shooting which bites into his budget for both
>trouble finding a gf

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>>32258335
this might actually be a cheap alternative to a camo covered gun.

>>32260903
How'd you guess my ethnicity?

Basic model RIA officer 1911.
Stereotype me.

>>32260875
I'm actually regular set, live in California and drive a Camaro but thanks for the kek

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>>32258635
>see a Sphinx
>remember Lifesizepotato hasn't made a video in over a month

dammit tater. I miss you man.

>>32260741
>work
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY THINKS I HAVE A JOB

>>32260680
>the man who is too good for a P38, yet too poor for a P88

>>32260593
>owns 7 AR-15s, all of them completely black with rails,
3 glocks, all of them 9mm,
and 1 Remington 700 sniper rifle, with 8 rounds through it
>begrudgingly admits there may be times when 556 is not the best round available
>shopping for shotgun but scared to use a non AR platform

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Do your worst.

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I'm not sure I can take it, but we'll see.

Ruger P90DC .45ACP

>>32260953
KEK.
>I just know

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>>32260488
>EOTech and INforce

>>32261017
Old man who is obsessed with playing games he started playing as a young man

>>32261017
>too good for the 1860 army and 1858 Remington
>likes to shoot only two rounds through it and clean it for an hour and a half.
>insufferable hipster who always tells people he has a lemat
>is of Irish descent but fantasizes about being a confederate officer.
>probably broke the loading lever already.

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>Poor
>Fell for the Innawoods maymay
>Only buys cheap ammo and wonders why his gun malfunctions every 20-30 rounds
>Has a muscular index finger

>>32261026
Us mehicans also enjoyed old west firearms. It's in our heritage. I wish you'd reveal your secret.

>>32260748
>the kind of jackass who pays a premium for a Ljungman over a Hakim so he can start a swedish collection.
>Still can't afford a Swedish Mauser to pair it with
>Can't afford to feed it, and thus never shoots it

>>32260527
>SOPMOD based stock
>"""Suppressor""" barrel shroud
>memeotech
>shitty flashlight at 6 o'clock
>muh burnt bronze
your gun is so disappointing I refuse to put forth the effort to roast it

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>>32258152
Toast me

>>32260755
>Pearl Harbor was the greatest day of his non-life
>Owns a Katana
>Would own a few Arisaka's by now but he can't find any in decent shape with an intact mum

>>32260520
> rust on front sight demonstrates a "devil may care" attitude towards firearms maintenance

> probably uses expired condoms

> looks like late 80's manufacture, so probably also wears Zubazz pants unironically.

> wearing tightey whiteys and nothing else right now.

>>32260715
>implying i dont shoot on private land

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Gimme the beef

>>32260772
>Czech out those double dubs
>Can't afford a double stack Makarov
>Still doesn't own a VZ-58 to go along with it

>>32258198
All that cheap garbage

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>>32258409
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>32261098
>Knows about czechnology
>IS BASED
>Hunts bears with it

>>32260778
Chinese-Canadian, has lived in Canada for around a decade, has probably bought property or rents out apartments. Doesn't shoot enough but guns make him feel safe

>>32261103
>Works for some sort of commission that stifles creativity.
>believes in recycling wholeheartedly.
>shoots 8mm only three times a year through that thing
>can barely pronounce the arsenal name.
>why do you want a mauser 1891,93,95 or 98 when you can have an 1888?

>>32261030
>INforce
Target identification at night

>EOtech
Sights with back up iron sights

Hey, it's my lego rifle - I have reasons

>>32261058
>those dimples on the stock by the receiver
What the hell are these? My Type 53 has them too. Were they wrapped in barbed wire or something?

>>32260593
You like shitty memes

>>32261115
>unironically defends a certain country online

>>32260958

>Walking contradiction
>Realizes the 1911 is obsolete and not worth scalper pricing, but is still fantastic and worth owning
>But for some reason he bought a compact model for carry

>>32260778
>/K/ommando
>Is white, butbought it in attempt to relate to Chinese gf

>>32261098
Literally me

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>>32258152

I own a .32 ACP PPK and I'm sitting in an independent coffeeshop where there's live jazz playing. I don't buy records though, and I'm carrying my .38 tonight.

>>32258588
I feel like I would need a charging handle on that thing, the slide is too damn small to grab. I have difficulty with a normal CZ.

>>32261203
more likely it IS his chinese gf

>>32261155
Same place?

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roast me

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Do it faggots.

>>32260815
this- I bought a p89dc in 1997. its a great pistol. it fires whatever ammo I give it, and saved my life one time. the only knock I give it is: too big to edc without printing, breddy heavy.
I'm looking something medium sized that I would actually carry more- please give suggestions, prefer hammer fired

>>32261234
MY SIDES
Did not intend that but YES.

>>32259959
Your wife left you, taking the kids, as your habitual gun purchasing strained the family finances. Fortunately for you she didn't ask for alimony or child support seeing as she was the breadwinner of the relationship. You constantly bitch that she's a whore who left you for another man, but everyone knows she didn't meet Mitch until nine months after your divorce was finalized. As much as you try to hate him, deep down you recognize that you're envious of Mitch as he has the humble self-assuredness and successful career you dream about. Tammy is happier with him and, if we're being honest, Jake and Marcie prefer him as a father. He also has a nicer gun collection.

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Roast me

>>32261259
>bought after learning to slav squat
>is bi for Putin
>CCs this pistol
>got for good price, but afraid of scratching it

>>32260463

Literally a Spike wannabe

>>32258303
It is literally the easiest coffee experience I have ever had. Put grounds in pitcher, add water, add lid. Push down when you want it and pour it in a fucking cup. Boom, coffee. No filters, no electronics, easy shit.

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>>32261115

Lifetime makes a damn good table

>>32261017
>has read every book and article by shelby foote
>walked every battlefield stonewall jackson commanded troops on, including mexico
>there is a picture of lee and stonewall hanging somewhere in his house
>listens to "the night they drove old dixie down" on repeat while smoking a pipe

>>32261276
>found it in the back of grandpa's closet
>continuing the cause
>saving up to go to Germany and make it great again

>>32261345
>a man who still uses the webcam he bought in 2006

>>32261017
Ed Harris go to sleep

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Roast me guys

>>32261345
>Going to be wondering why everything is so shitty four years from now.

>>32261030
I personally use a Holo because I have an astigmatism. Gives me flaring something awful on dots.

>>32261387
eww what the fuck

>this has been up someones ass before, mistaken for a dragon dildo

>>32261387
Injects Botox in his guns

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>>32261076
You have to go back

>>32261387
A
FOOKIN
PRAWN

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>>32261387
>actually tries to fuck that gun

What would a stereotype be for Kolibri owners?

>>32261449
>bought after watching the walking dead
>is a prepper
>has bug out bag for each day of the week
>never used it
>over paid for it
>no gf
>is 25-30

>>32261449
>too lazy to practice with a compound bow but still wants to hunt during bow season

>>32261387
>kills rioters of panem with it