Ok /k/ you have to pick one. Not picking an answer is a hypothetical

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>>32257437
The former in a heartbeat. I love cock.

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>>32257437
>Would you rather suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.
I choose this one. Jokes on you fag, I already like dick!

>>32257437
>Would you rather suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.
Tough one here, I love sucking dick more than I do guns. Can I suck unlimited cock and get 1 free gun of my choice instead?

Depends on the dick

>Suck dick once
>Recive 60 guns of my choosing over the course of 5 years.

Anyone who doesn't suck the dick is gay.

Jesus Christ. Just start a Homosexuals With Guns General.

This and all the can I please suck cock replies is gay even by 4chan standards.

>>32257437
Jokes on you, I suck my own dick

>>32257437
>Would you rather suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.

Do you know where you are son?

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i would absolutely blow some dude for 5 years worth of guns. is this even a question?

>>32257437
First one, jokes on you though I woulda sucked your dick for free

Dick of course, its a good excuse for dick sucking and i can pick super expensive guns to sell and become rich.

>>32257437
I've already sucked dick. Send me my guns.

>>32257437
I'd succ the dic without a moments hesitation.
>60 guns of your choosing delivered monthly over 5 years at NO cost to you, said for 5 minutes of a dude's cock in your mouth

Bring it on. I'd choose all the expensive/ultra rare shit I couldn't otherwise get.

>>32257437
I'd take one for the team and get her convicted of murder. I would be legend.

Tough choice between that and sucking cock, because man I love cock.

How about fuck you, I won't choose either, and you won't hypothetically anything?

>>32257437
Even the king of saudi arabia would go with number one

>>32257437
Can I pick the cock?

>>32257437
The dick is a win win.

>>32257437
I would suck the cock

>>32257741
Of course he would, that's like the average Tuesday for him.

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>>32257437
>Or you have to be a poorfag forever and can only buy fud guns the rest of your life.
Before I answer, are Revolvers considered Fudd guns? Because, I'm already a frigging poorfag.

>>32257437
What kind of suck? To finish or just a quick lick

>suck a dick for 60 guns
>walk home instead

>tfw currently not an American citizen in a Russian invasion
>tfw no big husky, angry Ruskie squad to take me prisoner
>grabbing my twinkish body and slapping my ass
>Tfw no strong, big Slavic dicks to fuck me against an APC
>tfw no big Slavic dicks in my face

>>32257881
>not licking AND finishing it
Are you even trying?

Op here...fucking shit guys. Calm the shit down. I didn't expect so much cock love. Dang. I mean if you're gay...cool. sucking dick for free kind of takes humor out of this game. Fuck. Lol

>>32257998
It isn't a game when there's cock involved, Anon.

>>32257998
>I didn't expect so much cock love.
Where do you think you are right now?

Gimme that cock, and an authentic original STG 44 in 8 mm Kurz please

>suck gun once and you get one dick of your choice each month for 5 years

>>32258019
Apparently this is now "Kay".

>>32257437
i only need my 1911 and my m1
*tips*

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this place is really gay

Okay guys, new stipulation: The dick is uncut, hairy, and curves left at a weird angle. What do now?

>>32258063
>The dick is uncut, hairy, and curves left at a weird angle.
Better, better, weird but alright.

>>32258063
>better
>please no
>meh

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What is it about /k that makes it more gay than fucking /pol, is homosexuality a benefit in combat?

>>32258096
http://www.soldiers-of-misfortune.com/history/gay-warriors.htm

>>32258096
Clearly the people here will never pull off a second revolutionary war. Their gonna be to busy sucking each other.

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>>32258096
wondering this myself. a lot of people here are /pol/ tier anti-multiculturalism types but the amount of man-love in this board is simply STAGGERING

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Nigga I've sucked dick for free STANAG mags irl, of course I'd do it for a gun

>>32258138
>>32258113
>>32258096
>>32258054
>>32257998
>>32258044
Fuck off newfags

>>32258063
>scooping smegma out of the foreskin
>not a benefit

>>32258138
Adam and Steve not Abdul and Steve, mmkay?

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>>32257937
>Western men

>>32257437
>Would you rather suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.
Do I get credit for previously sucked dicks?

>>32258210
Russian grunts literally get put in sex slave rings and sold to officers

http://www.strawpoll.me/11830922
not gay just asking for a friend

>>32258138

the alt-"""""right""""" is full of sodomite apologists, and racemixers too funnily enough

>>32257437
>suck dick once
>sell 59 legal m134s
Buy whatever I want with millions

>>32258239
Well, technically I'm bisexual.

>>32258096
It's a freudian thing, I guess.

>>32257437
You never said we could not suck our own dick covered with a flavoured condom.

>>32258264
>not drinking fresh man milk from the tap
Nigga that condom best be for pouring into a champagne glass or for an enema

>>32257437

I'm gay, so this is a win win for me.

>>32258291
Fuck off degenerate
Mike "shock the gay away" Pence is going to cure you

>>32258281
I'll tie it up and post it to you if you wish ?

>>32258320
>people joking about being gay to make fun of the degenerates is the same as being one
Fucking glad trump is making you nu-males go back

>>32258306
Mike "like the ass, get the gas" Pence

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>>32258342

>>32258352
Hearty kek brother
>>32258358
Did you even read my post, degenerate?

>>32258342
>joking about being gay
>joking

>>32258374
Why do you think everyone here is joking, exactly? The board in general is way too gay for it to just be a joke.

i consider dick suck to be on the same level as scratching someones back its not really being gay its just being friendly

>>32258385
Don't worry, there's plenty of room on the lynching tree when the RWDS comes after you too, sjw cunt

>>32258394
>board is way too gay
I don't think so, faggot. 80% of this board is /pol/ crossposters. The rest are either sympathizers or easily snuffed out degenerates.

>>32258417
>I don't think so, faggot. 80% of this board is /pol/ crossposters.
How is that an argument for the board being straight? /pol/ is only slightly less gay.

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>>32258405
>its not really being gay its just being friendly
this. i've given my friends bro-jobs before.

>tfw no hot man to give me lapdance

>>32258417
>/pol
>not gay

>>32257437
Id take it up the ass too im curious nowadays

>>32258424
>>32258439
>/pol/ is gay becuz I say so XDDD
Not an argument, cucks

>>32258452
Have you even spent any time on /k/? Or on /pol/ for that matter? Half us would unironically suck Ian's dick, and half of that would do so not because he's a celebrity but because he's a cute gun-loving husbando.

>>32258452
It's an open secret that /pol/ hatefucks /lgbt/

>>32258493
Your winterball fanfiction isn't reality, degenerate
>>32258479
I've spent enough time to know fags like you aren't welcome

>>32258417
>I don't think so, faggot. 80% of this board is /pol/ crossposters.
No, it's really not.

You fuckers have been flooding in here lately acting like you own the place, but for a very long time most of /k/ didn't care about gays, redguards, or any of that shit, as long as someone liked guns.

But some people think liking guns isn't enough... and that /pol/ shit can go back where it belongs.

>>32257437

The first.

There's a whole shitload of guns I want and indont mind sucking dick [spoiler] as long as it's white [/spoiler]

>>32257937

Gay

>>32257437
ill suck that dick right off the dudes crotch

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>>32257437
>Doesn't specify what kind of dick I can suck
>Not thinking I would suck feminine dick everyday anyway

>>32258527
>CTR shill trying to rewrite history
Fuck off newfag, /k/ has always hated niggers and fags
And no matter how much crying you do, it won't change the fact that /k/ and /pol/ has always been made up of majority same users

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>>32258521
>I've spent enough time to know fags like you aren't welcome
So let me guess, you came over to /pol/ during the election right? Probably underage too. So how did you hear about 4chan? Through reddit? Why don't you go back now?

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>>32258560

>>32258574
Nice ad homs, champ
You sure know a lot about reddit, why don't you go back?
>>32258586
>anything I don't agree with is bait

>>32258605
>Nice ad homs, champ
Says the guy who replies with such witty and insightful posts as "Fuck off newfag, /k/ has always hated niggers and fags"

The thing is, /k/ doesn't define nigger as meaning all black people. That's a /pol/ thing.

>>32258605
>calls others out for ad homs
>y-your reddit

please die

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/k/?
More like /gay/.

>>32259156

Lmao

>>32257437
Well, for the next five minutes, I'll LOVE the cock.

>>32258757
>/k/ doesn't define nigger as meaning all black people
The things newfags say these days

>>32257437
>not sucking dick
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>32257437
>GAMES, UNLIMITED GAMES, OR NO GAMES?

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>>32257662
Same. Feels like sucking a dick and not like getting your dick sucked.

Id suck that dick like no dick's ever been sucked before.

>>32257643
And I would choose extremely expensive shit so I'd never have to work again.

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>>32258452

>getting this angry and insecure at the slightest implication that you might be gay

trip on Phil you closet case

>>32257437
As long as I get to pick the cock.
Boy, do I like cocks.

Joke's on you, faggot, I love sucking cock

>>32257437
>suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.
I would choose this every day. I want this; you don't have to threaten death to get me to pick this. Sixty free guns? Hell yes. I would suck two dicks a day for that.

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>>32257437
Option 4, i kill you with my gun.
You digusting faggot!

>>32257437
Probably suck the dick.

I used to be fully confident in my heterosexuality but a few years on /k/ has made that more like 90% sure.

Apparently this thread just shows it's not ok to be a fud or poorfag.

>actually kinda want to suck a dick no homo
>love fudd guns

what do

Is it a big, thick, juicy feminine one?

/k/

A place where a thread partially about guns becomes 100 gun toting, camo wearing, innawoods men will confess their love for sucking cock and 3 people will blame /pol/

Ave Nex Alea

>>32263453
>suck a dick
>receive 60 fudd guns
It's as simple as that.

>>32257437
> suck dick once and you get one gun of your choice each month for 5 years.

where's the downside?