New Se/k/ret Santa General Homemade stuff edition. Tell us

FIRST SHITPOST!!!

>>32235278
>tfw trying to do any reasonable amount of work on my wooden folding knives for my target per day but my sleeping schedule is absolutely tier 10 fucked up and I sleep 3-4 hours a night a 3-4 hours in the day, tired all the time.

I was gonna mail my target glock grips but Idk if explosive components are regulated in the mail.

>>32235654
Just take 5 hour energy every 5 hours for infinite energy.

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>When your LH9 and your offset sites arrive in the same day your targets stuff all ships out and your other Amazon orders for friends and family are ahead of schedule.
Feels goodman

i paid extra for faster shipping, hopefully the presents get to me quick and i can get them to my target before the final week christmas rush

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>>32235717
wat

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>tfw live in a libcuck state but want to include my state flag as part of the gift
>love my state but hate the fucking government

Should I even do it?

>>32236043
Go for it, the Californian flag seems like it would be fun to shoot.

>>32235748
He bought something for someone on Amazon, and is waiting to get it so he can send it to his sekret Santa target

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>Ask friend who works at UPS about shipping rates since I know fuck all about it
>"Yeah bro shit's like $10 for a package like that lmao"
>Check UPS's rate calculator
>"$37.45"

Target has Canik TP9 and wants accessories, got him some roach killer poison.

Also got him other good stuff but if hes here i don't want to ruin it.

>>32231354
Davis county mate. I'd love to get a utah meetup rolling.

>>32236892
I lived in clearfield until 2 years ago. Syracuse high 2010.

>>32237354
NY here, didn't know there was a Syracuse down there.

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>>32235654
4 5 hour energies that's 20 hours of energy in 5 hours time.

I'm going to spend a hot minute carving also. Sharpening my knives currently on the one I hate the most.

>>32237514
Are you in Queens? I want to send some 5.56 that I won't be using, but I wouldn't want it to be useless to the anon if he doesn't own a cuck'd AR.

>>32237514
tfw NYC
tfw suffering

>>32237574
I never really could figure out how you're supposed to sharpen those

Or gouges for that matter.

>>32237584
Nah, upstate.

My target lives in Texas, I'm thinking of sending all cold weather milsurp to be an ass

>target wants Glock accessories
>Include note stating Glock is perfection and accessories are not needed

>>32237688
My target lives in Texas and asked for cold weather 'surp. So maybe not a bad idea?

>>32237644
I don't have any gouges yet I've been looking into picking some up but I strop the outside like a normal knife and rotate it with the curve it's a pain but it works well

>>32236043
You in cali? Get an NCR flag instead.

>>32237725
Texan here, Texas gets cold for Texans.

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>>32235278
one of you lucky bastards are getting a sweet monkey fist keychain plus other goodies! I have only ever seen them here in Tennessee which is strange but they are a god damn must have.

>>32237844
Meant for
>>32237688
I'd delete and repost, but don't want to lose my dubs.

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I was kind of bummed I couldn't find any patches for Maryland anon like he wanted. I went to every gun store and surplus store in this bumfuck west Texas town and couldn't find any.
Still, I hope he likes it. I put more thought into it I do with my own family most of the time.

>>32237866
We used to make them back when I was in the Navy. They aren't too hard, just gotta have a little patience to get it tight.

whats the protocol on someone who wants 30 round mags but is in a restricted state?

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>tfw getting nervous because no one has mentioned my state yet

>>32237354
No way? I was Fremont high 2010. I dated a girl that went to syracuse.

>>32238044
"parts kit" wink wink

>>32237688
some of texas has cold and snow seasons too

>>32238045
nevada?

>>32237588
Does
>>32237588
apply to you

>>32238097
No, but it starts with an N.

>>32238045
I'm in Florida and no one mentions me either. Chillax

>That feel you feel when you wonder if the anon your sending to is all alone and this will be the only gift they get this year.
I wanna do good.

>>32235278
california bro who wanted surplus, PREPARE THY ANUS.

>>32238044
Help a brother out

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>sits patiently in TN hoping i dont get some weird gay shit i have to explain to my wife.....

>>32238189
It's just a crate of dragon dildos, she'll understand.

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>>32238044
>send magazine shells day one
>day two send springs
>day four send followers and bottom caps

>you never sent a 30rnd mag
>you sent magazine parts

>>32238189
my target is in tn. im sending him some homemade masturbation tools. i hope hes not allergic to pigskin

>>32238221
>You assemble the... "devices"
>ATF in a nearby van takes note that you are a dog breeder, a wide grin creeps across his face

>>32238209
>my wife is korean

no anon, she wil think im in league with a group of fagg- oh wait lol ok nvm nothing changes, just an awkward moment.

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>>32238242

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>>32238242
oh fug....anon save the puppers at all cost....

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>>32238264
oh fuck man

>>32238124
Florida got mentioned at the end of the last thread

>>32238329
Two different people, none of them me. Makes me kind of happy since there are still surprises to be had.

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>>32237725

>>32238354
if you live in west melbourne florida you are taken care of

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Who /really excited/ here? I wish it was Christmas already.

>>32238422
Nope, Ocala here

Got a package from amazon in the mail and opened it thinking it was something I ordered. Turns out it was a secret santa gift fml. At least I didn't open it enough to find out what it actually is.

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>tfw no one mentions VA
>am worry for no reason

Also NH anon who wanted slavshit brace for impact and animoo

>>32238516
DM? Got ya, famalam. Trying to finalize my gift decision :3

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>>32237725

>>32238044
Depends on the state
In Colorado for example it's only illegal to buy mags over 15 in state they can legally be owned though
Also parts kit/help a brotha out

>>32237790
This. I'd like to have an NCR flag.

>>32236043
go historical. If you are an east cuck get a join or die flag. Cali obv get an NCR. Illinois has nothing to be proud of though

>Those feels when you can afford $200 on the se/k/ret Santa but don't get an e-mail cuz no one else can

>>32238870
why not just go 50 and surprise someone?

>>32238552
DM as in initials? nope DS. Good luck tho m80

>>32238889
Didn't even get assigned a target. Got one e-mail saying I'm in and that's it. Didn't get a reply back when I started asking for info a week ago.

>>32238949
He just finished the category over 100 last night. Email him: [email protected]

>>32238971
Not gonna worry about it. If I get an e-mail I'll participate but as of right now I'm out.

>>32238990
awwww dude, sign up me and him went back and forth last night for an hour, he was doing manual pairings, he fucked up a little, i even got lost and miniaturized, just email him he will fix it yo.

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>>32235278
I'm going to be early tonight. I'll take care of emails tomorrow.

If you have any questions or need anything my email is [email protected]

>>32239046
>>32238990
yeah he helped me out with a complication as well, he really works hard to make sure everyone wins

>>32239073
can you help this said richfag>>32238870

>>32238870
If you signed up but didn't get a target email me.

>>32239100
Thanks, apparently my original reply to him didn't go through.

night folks

>>32238990
Email me man, sometimes I goof up and I want to try my best to make sure no one gets left out this year.

>>32239083
>>32239046
I try.

>>32238870
I'm on the 200 but I may give 400 to my person.

>live in Tennessee
>see post about camo in Tennessee
>asks what type
>secretly hopes its about me but begins to be worried as i was very specific on the camo i wanted

>>32239481
autistically specific

>>32239283
I was in the 150 range but the Communist Spic I got is easly going to recieve 300, tis the season of giving, and time to show your /k/ brother how much you care. also thoughtful gifts count, so dont feel bad if you didnt go over.

>>32239492
kek

>>32239481
If you're the bro that listed out the environments you want to use the camo in, then I really want to get you the right one, I just don't know a whole lot about camo. Any chance you can give the names of the patterns you're thinking of?

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>>32239565
im not the person you are replying to, but this may be relevant:

Oy cunt.
To the leaf that I'm Santa for I hate you already and this shit is too much fucking work.

>>32239565
not autist annon but you might want to get the guy more than just camo, maybe a shemagh or something too.

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>that nervous feel that your target won't like what you included in your package

>>32239636
This does help considerably. Looks like flecktarn is good for TN forests? This works for me. If >>32239481 is in fact my guy, please let me know if this is good for you!

>>32239746
Definitely got some more planned than just the camo!

>>32239144
Question. Say someone joined in the 35-40 range. will their santa also be in the same range? like, if you spend that much you get that much?

So should we be mostly adding stuff from their list, or just using the list as a loose guideline? I've got a ton of stuff that my target didn't list but I thought would be pretty cool to put in.

>>32239822
Of course mang!

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Just ordered my target's stuff. I went way over....

But, I like buying this type of shit and gifting to someone who shares some common interests.

It's fucking brutal buying normie shit for my family. Like who gives a shit about this stuff?

I know fuckall about SHTF stuff and knives, but my target asked for some. What's some good SHTF stuff or a decent SHTF knife that isn't too expensive?

>>32239790
yes

>>32239873
Fiskars axe and a kabar BK7 or a nice kershaw for edc

>>32239873
>>32239933
for memes: zombie knife, pepper spray, 22lr

>>32239873
Get xer a survival spear

>>32239933
>>32239964
>>32239980

Thanks for the suggestions. How about decent books that have to do with survival?

>>32239981
https://www.amazon.com/UST-Learn-Live-Outdoor-Skills/dp/B01E7EJ1XG/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1481088048&sr=8-4&keywords=survival+cards

https://www.amazon.com/SAS-Survival-Guide-Collins-Gem/dp/0061992860/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1481088240&sr=1-1&keywords=survival+book

>>32240020
Thanks m8.

>>32240068
also a firestick, knife sharpener and waterproof matches are cheap and good add ons

>>32240068
also cheap is a wire saw

>>32240183
I was in 100-150 but i went well over that, i basically used the list as a loose guideline, like i got him what he wanted, but i also threw in plenty of other goodies too.

So this guy in AZ doesn't tell me what rifle he owns but wants accessories all I know it shoots 5.56 what should I get?

>>32240341
mosin accessories

>>32240375
Here's hoping

Welp
Looks like I found a way to spend more money...

And not just for my target, I'm getting some for my family.

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>>32240422
Fuck

>>32240430
I would want this so bad

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>tfw you have no idea what to draw for your /k/ommando

>>32240557
Did they mention a gun in the request, or was it just Milsurp? Or, you could include a piece of paper in the package with your email on it so they could specify a request when they get the package.

>>32240595
A free drawing coupon sounds like such a cop-out though

My target is gonna get /something/ made out of chainmail
Probably just a sheet of it but still

>>32240626
chainmail condom
make it happen

>>32240611
fuck, I dunno. Maybe a stereotypical member of their state? (As a thicc girl ofc)

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>>32240639

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>tfw the thing I'm actually most nervous about is them not posting unboxing pics and spending the rest of my life wondering if they thought my gift was shit or not

>>32240758
Yeah, i've been thinking about this. I'll probably throw in something that has my imgur account written on it so my target can message me if they want.

>>32240481
I have one and it's everything you could want and more.

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>>32240557
dude i was matched with you, what do you want you delicious bastard

>>32240341
Is said Az fag on baseline?

>>32241124
says from benson

>>32241136
Ah well not me then

>>32240994
the person whos info is sent to you is not the person sending you stuff.

>>32241141
sorry senpai

>>32241151
>>32240994
oop, nm I'm gay

Creep, I sent an email if you're reading the thread.

Also, nervous and kinda excited to see who matched an Ohiobro in the 50-75 bracket

>>32237688
You'd be surprised how cold it gets here. I live in South Texas and it can get down to 40° F late December/ early January.

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I can't say "who got a louisiana guy" because /k/ is louisiana as fuck

>>32241188
I did, bro.
DD?

Anyone got matched with a french guy ?

Who got a New York fag?? I got a califag

>>32242322
I got a NYbro, DS?

>>32242322
Oh god im in nyc but got... FLORIDA!

>>32242446
>>32242322
I got a NY in the $100 bracket, and I want to send some ammo too, but I'm reluctant because the anon is in queens.

I don't want to contribute to a murder tbqh senpai

>>32240639
I'll try.
With the rings I've got is gonna be a magnum

>>32242440
NO THATS ME FUCK YEAH FINALLY.


Im a small, i like grey, green and multimeme. I like pouches but need for my water bladder and and and uhhh s-shitpost!

>>32242483
As in you want a bladder or a carrier

I'm pretty confident you're gonna like the package anon, make sure to post pics of the unboxing on christmas

>>32242322
I'm a Ny fag in the $50-$75 area in upstate New York. Who has me?

>>32242446
florida where?

im florida and i got ohio

>>32242525
Carry bladder but ill buyban msa idc. THANKSSSSSS whoever i got is getting pcu lvl 5 or a new pc

>>32242606
Fug I want a new pc so bad.

>>32242675
If i can get one of quality itll be a paraclete. If i can find a pcu for good price they get jacket. Oochi coochi goo, now your a gucci operator too!

>>32241188
Cool, I'll check it after work.

>>32239822
Both.

>>32239790
Yes.

>>32238053
What was the name of the gril?

>>32239873
A mora

>>32243031
+1 for mora

Which britbong is sending to the isle of Wight

Alex in missouri city, your's is shipping tomorrow. The address you gave is a pawn shop so I assume that's where you work, anyway it's going there

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>>32243155
Awesome!
Yeah that's where I work.
Very excited

*nervously checks thread the second I wake up*

>>32243188
Fantastic, I think you'll enjoy everything in the package.
Want box art or no?

>>32243227
Sure

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Just purchased my gifts, expected to arrive in a week max - hopefully that gives enough time to ship it there by Xmas!

Pic related is latest progress on the crate. Need to speed it up, going to try to get the dovetails finished by this weekend, after which the rest will be trivial.

>>32241887
If it said something about 8mm Nambu, then yes

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Is it bad that I don't even remember what I put down for what I wanted? I think i might have just kinda put down whatever creep had put down for suggestions in the form or something, I hope i wasn't too vague or put weird suggestions

>asks for rusty tools and shit
>worried I wasn't specific enough and are going to get rusty allen keys or something

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>>32238167
>mfw I asked for surplus
>mfw from CA

>>32239873

Honestly storm matches , magnesium flint combo , decent fix knife , compact mess kit , splints , med kits ( for retards nothing to complicated for the norm's ) , MRE , and of course dildos to smack wild life with.

I bought my gifts last night. Work is sending me to Yaounde and I won't be back until like four days before Christmas so I can't rightly do much special for the /k/ommando sadly

I sent memes though. I hope it's enough.

>>32241151
>>32241162
its all good in the hood, we all make mistakes

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>TFW you jumped in at the last second, couldn't think of someting and wrote "anything really".

Wait, what board is this again?
Sheeeeeeeeeit...

Dildoes gonna be best case scenario. Probably someone gonna send me Bubbas Homemeade Flammenwerfer or a package rigged to play nasheeds on volume level 11 three days into shipping...

Plz don't I already got an asterisk next to my name on the flight list. I want to keep my butt virginity for a while more...

>>32243977

>Joins secret Santa
>On /k/
>While not being a /k/ommando

Boi

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>>32243977
you gonna get loved tenderly

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>>32244058
>While not being a /k/ommando

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BICH?!

>>32244112
>airshit
Well, at least you tried.

>>32244112
reported for brandishing a weapon

>>32238099
Yes my own post applies to me.'
>>32242525
IS IT SHIPPED YET MY AUTISM IS FLARING

>>32244174
Shaun D in florida ffs why did you say "anything russian". Now it doesnt make sense to buy you a fucking PCU. Bahh you're getting something slav. Don't worry nigga.

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>tfw no one mentioned NJ yet

>>32244326
I don't blame them

We're one of the bigger anti fun states, no hope.

>>32243354
Yep, I got you.

Curtis M in Oregon, you have anything more specific you want besides "Anything milsurp, anything animu, any firearm accessories or edc"?? My buddy gave me an old hinata dakimura from middle school and its got your name on it along with other things if i dont get your real waifu, or your sizes, or guns, or literally any info man.

I can make a cool spear or warclub out of wood, metal, stone, or any combo you like.


Or if you give me more time...like, next Christmas/ your birthday, I could potentially make some chainmail.

>>32244174
Shipping today friendo

>>32244662
OH GOD THE ANTICIPATION

Sean your getting a PC in digi flora. Deal with it faggot.

>>32244680
I'll post a tracking number so you don't have an annurism

Anyone get a florida bro in jacksonville?

>>32244755
Praise de dubs!

Nah, just send it to creepu senpee

Anyone got Kristiansund, Norway?

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I heard we like handmade things.

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>>32244880

>>32235278
My person asked for AR-15 mags/accessories. He might be getting a pound of venison jerky instead, I haven't decided yet.

Anyone got Arkansas?

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>>32245091
i got ur mom

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>>32245088
Actually now that I think about it he might just get a mag or two and some jerky.

>nobody has mentioned TS in NY yet
>i gave a fake name anyway
If whoever got me is actually in this thread let me know, I realized Im too lazy to have to go to the post office and pick it up when I can just give some lazy kommando my actual mailing name

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Is it too late to get in on this? If not, how do I?

Anyone shipping to Minneapolis?

Not even getting everything I wanted to for my secret Santa has me at over $60 for just the essentials.

>>32245314
Way too late. Matchings were done on the 3rd after three months of warning

>>32245314
>>32245840

no christmas for you, scrub

>>32243031
+1 mora

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>>32235278
If anyone sends me a dildo, I will post a pic of it up my ass on the Christmas thread.

>>32245314
Email me and I'll see if I can add you to the late pairings.

[email protected]

>>32246039
seconded

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>>32246039
>>32246078
Godspeed

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>>32245840
>>32245896

I moved to a non cuck state recently and haven't had time to browse /k/ much for the past few months

>>32246048

Will do!

>>32242851
>Yes.
Fuuuck, Okay. I guess its only fair.

>tfw nervous as fuck that nobody has mentioned their plans for KSbro

>>32244352
>>32244326

CT here
I wanna get off this ride

>>32246231
NO EXCUSES CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED

>spergs getting upset that no one has spoiled their gift yet
Missing the point of SS desu

No one mentioned Georgia yet

>>32246805
Georgia

>>32246805
GEE EE OH ARE GEE EYE AH GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA!

>>32246805
I got a Georgianon. Nobody has mentioned my state yet either

>>32246857
Wyoming

>>32246857
OK?

>>32246869
>>32246875
You wish Georginas

>>32246857
i dont really understand why everyones so worried about their state not being mentioned. i specifically havent mentioned my target state bc i dont what him to know what hes getting.

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>>32246882
Guam?

anyone got that cap of the dude that got a dildo with scope rings?

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aight fuck this, no lockback knife for you mr.target. I'm just going to make the three either liner lock or frame lock.

The lockup is extremely hard to do without a smaller coping saw and a way to hold it. Plus I'm shit at this. It works, but it looks like shit and the lockup is extremely weak.

Guess I'm going to just make this one a liner lock then call it a day, work on the next.

>>32247238
>tfw your shitty camera hides all the faults and problems with poor resolution and white balance.

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad.

M. Spook in Cali where you at?

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>>32246897
Because everyone is expecting to get shafted

If it'll put your mind at ease, Jesse from Phoenix you'll have something coming this weekend.

>>32247530
this

Monsieur Romain may expect his shipment of warm/fun to be shipped out on Saturday.

>>32247530
if i dont get a gift, that sucks but life goes on.
its a risk for sure but i wont let some asshole ruin my christmas or SS for me.
in any case, there are standby santas for this very situation

>>32246039
Will also do.

>>32246039
I better not get a dildo, imma be opening this shit in front of my whole family

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Jeff from Washington, I poured a lot of love into your package
please wait until the opening thread

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Just finished packing it, I'll mail it off tomorrow.
I was in the $45-50 but I just totaled up everything and realized I spent $102, and I still gotta ship it. My target better be happy.

Can we have a dildo counter on the unboxing thread?

>>32248068
sure. thats officially your job now.

>>32247530
Oh boy that's me if it is a baseline address.

I was in the $100 bracket but ended up loading up over $200 of stuff. I really want to get some WWII field gear or something like a M42 or Brodie helmet, I hope my anon puts as much work in as I did ;_;

Tyler from Brentwood yours is arriving tomorrow

>>32247790
not a good idea, dont do that

Alburn Negro your stuff is on the way, I included a special surprise

>>32248304
sometimes you just gotta go balls deep

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Sent a package out to bs in ok last night or night before. Shit company hasnt shipped yet or they just didnt give me a shipping number. Also after calling them they dont do "gift recipts" even though they will take my 5 bukaroos to gift wrap.

Please no cc fraud friendino.

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>>32248136
Yea, that's you nigga.

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>>32248513

>>32248513
Any questions on specifics or no?

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>>32248151
Are you from Texas?

>>32248650
Nope, PA

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>tfw all this effort being put into gifts (hand made items, hand wrapped gifts, spending well over the bracket)
>tfw just bought some stuff on amazon, had it wrapped, and added a little note

I'm a bad bad man /k/

>>32248798
Don't feel bad anon. I suck at handmaking shit and visual stuff, so I just put a bunch of cool stuff/stuff they wanted together. It's the thought that counts.

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>>32248558
EDC/Caliber? I already kinda picked out what I'm getting you but if something catches my eye...

>>32243013
Aubrey

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>ask for funny gift
>hope for a dildo

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who in $40-50 bracket sending to PA?

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>>32249058
>get a dragon vagina instead

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Hey Alice, TX! Your gifts should be there by Friday! Hope you like it.

>>32248873
For edc I'm kinda new to it so idk what all is good or needed, for caliber 5.56. If you already had plans just go for it I'm in it for the spirit.

Apparently I'm the only 100$ in canada
pls compensate for my shitty prime minister ;-;

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>>32249134

>>32248650
I'm a "$100" dollar bracket from Texas.

Hopefully my target likes what I'm getting him, I feel like I would.

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>>32249148
I hate my country so much
Hopefully there's a green card in the box

>>32249134
You fucking leaf did you email Travis for me?
"Homeboy"

>>32249203
Answer me >>32249212 you damn maple

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>>32249203

>>32249265
Yes
But I'll answer you here too since travis hasn't given me sign of life for a few days
I have a savage axis xp
waiting until I have my own place to get a black rifle, so I'm also into black rifle related gear (no parts or accessories tho)

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>>32249310

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>>32249345

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>>32249357

>>32249331
Forgot to mention, it's in 30-06

>>32249331
Yeah I haven't heard back either
Also did you provide a name because lol customs
I don't want your shit to get flagged and held up.
I figure he'll give me the name if you provided him one through email.

Also. Don't worry my syrup nigga I think you'll like your gifts. (Expect 2 shipments) pls post pictures in the unboxing thread.

>>32249413
Write Ian McCollum
you can be damn sure I'll post in the unboxing thread

>>32249430
Thanks Mr. McJewerson

>>32248798
It's ok i was just gonna buy him what he wants so I suck to lol

Jon from Washington state, I need to know what kind of beer you're into. I live in microbrewery central.

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>>32248798
I... I didn't even have it wrapped...

>>32249698
That's wrong anon.
Repent to the cube. 5 Ave Nex Alea for you.

>>32249331
>>32249265
>>32249212
I was catching up on sleep and memes. I'll check emails again now.

>>32249780
you were too slow senpai, we just discussed it here

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>>32249767
k...

>>32244323
I'm so excited and can't stop overspending. It got real when someone mentioned me ! I'm not a slavaboo but I just love rooskie stuff. If you want to take a different route go for it. Just keep in mind im 6'2 250lbs.

>>32249871
I know, I meant more so to the other 30 people that emailed me in the last day and also to confirm to Canadabro that I'm not dead.

Glad you guys got it worked out.

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>tfw all these people are already mailing their stuff but I have to wait until wednesday for my shit to get in from Amazon

JD in Ivanhoe CA. I got you pal! Cool shit incoming. .

I really hope the guy in SoCal likes multicam. I also hopes he's not a mexican, or if he is, he has a good sense of humor.

I sure hope santa /k/laus has good shit in store for me!

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>>32250343
If you were good you get a dragon dildo in your stocking. If you were naughty you get a heavily used dragon dildo in your stocking.

>>32250268
What part of socal because if it's me I can assure you that I'm whiter than the sun

>>32244323
Is it to much to ask for you to chuck in a couple of local craft beers?

Zach in SD, I hope you have some items that will be illegal to possess starting July 1, 2017.

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>>32250434
Sup fellow Commiefornian! OCfag reporting in.

>>32235278
I HOPE DAKOTA IS READY TO BE QUESTIONED BY THE ATF AND FBI.

LMMAAAOOO

>>32250550
No way man I live in OC to!

>>32250647
What did he mean by this?

>>32250042
is it too late to sign up?

>>32250776
Email crimson chances are he'll find a spot for you in a late bracket.

Okay, Deutsch Bro.
I'm still trying to figure out what to ship you that won't fucking kill me on postage.
I was going to ship you my ALICE pack and frame, but postage was $150.

>>32250803
whats the email

I went way over the upper limits of my price bracket. My guy better not Grinch me

>>32250849

[email protected]

>>32250865
keep in mind, the person youre sending to isnt the person your receiving from. even if you do get grinched, its not your target's fault.

>>32250776
>>32250803
>>32250849
The /k/ Secret Santa is pretty much done. But the /out/ one is still open for anyone interested.

[email protected]

>>32250865
That's how I feel
Signed up for the $35-40 bracket and I've probably spend closer to $65
That's not even including the shipping or complimentary Dragon Dildo

>>32250878
Are you redditarded?

>>32250907
wat? He's right. The person who is your target isn't also the person sending you a gift.

>>32250907
he's right tho, its round robin style, not direct pairings, pretty much to avoid the situation you are describing

Those couple of guys who said they made fake people up are making me nervous about sending this package out.

>>32250957
same, but let's just hope they are trolling

>>32250957
Where are you sending it?

>>32250970
Georgia

>>32250733
Rip in peace Dakota

>>32250986
It's probably just iraqveteran8888

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>tfw I haven't seen any mention of Virginia

>>32251014
or minnesota
:(

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>>32251001
>tfw hickok45 actually browses /k/ and sends someone a two-liter and a pig

>>32251014
I have a $100 VA guy. Worry not.

>>32241188
I matched with an ohiobro in the 50$ bracket. Milsurp, patches, /k/ stuff?

Chris H is this you

>target wishes for milsurp
>wehraboo milsurp
>my nigga buys and sells WWII milsurp clothing
>target does not mention size
>my nigga isn't responding to voicemail

So I stare at the shipping chart and an empty box. The only hand crafting skills I possess are probably not mailable (DIY electronics tend to make literally everyone think 'bomb' because critical thinking is hard).

SC-bro, your gift may be late, but it'll get there.

Wait, does wehraboo milsurp SC anon enjoy craft beer? There is delicious and amusingly named beer around.

>>32249074
not sending, but im receiving and im in the 50$ bracket. wya nigga? i live in luzerne county

40-50 sending to Utah?

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>>32251014
me neither

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The Anon in bellingham washington will have their package arrive on Friday.

>>32251128
thats me. I hope i wasnt too vague with my wish list, ill be happy with whatever

hope an anon in Georgia enjoys his gift

>>32251665
Hi Chris. :)

>>32250669
We should go shooting sometime, I've never met anyone from /k/ because Cali has so few of us.

y..you aren't a rapist are you sempai?

>>32250957
I searched my target on facebook to make sure he was real. It's really not hard when you have their name and address. Course not everyone has facebook, so may not be super reliable.

>>32251014
Just sent an amazon care package to a dude who has a CZ75b in Virginia

New thread when

>>32251833
Did the same, no matches there so I'm keeping my gift.

>>32251802
That sounds like a good idea do you know of any good ranges
Also I do not partake in the rape

>>32252088
You might be grinching someone, anon. If you're worried about it check with Crimson. He's asked people to provide tracking numbers for shipped stuff, so ask him to confirm with the target that stuff is being sent. Also, apparently a few people didn't give out their real names, and like the other anon said some people don't use facebook. I stopped using mine last year.

>>32251833
I found one of my targets on fb. It actually gave me a better idea of what he wants.

>>32252088
Your anon isn't sending you stuff either. Its round robin, its not a direct exchange, so you are fucking someone else. Quit ruining /k/ristmas you nigger.

who got a south carolinafag?

I got a texas bro <3

>hey J

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>>32252518
>tfw I got someone from Texas too

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>mfw I'm one of these fabled people from "Texas"

Feels good, man.

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>>32252732
>tfw we're the only state with its own power grid independent from the rest of the US

>>32250957
>see this
>check target's address
>Google finds nothing
Well fuck.

>>32253435
I just street viewed, to confirm and my guy is a total hick.

I can guarantee this florida redneck is gonna fly the flag I sent him.

>>32251665
Hello Chris, I got you some cool things but unfortunately the hillary clinton toilet paper and STALKER mousepad I ordered won't arrive until late january. I will try to get everything else mailed out ASAP when it arrives from amazon. I'm afraid because of shipping I spent too much on too little, but I hope you enjoy what I send you. I will try to make it personalised /k/omrade :)

>>32251880
Not me but think I know him.
>>32251117
Might be me. -HM
>>32251417
Bracket?
>>32251030
Rip

>>32244829

You're not the only Viking on here. From Sandnes here. I specifically asked to get someone far away and I got an aussie with simply "Anything /k/ related" as his wish. He's in for a surpise. Just hope customs doesn't stop the sextoy...

>>32253907
I got you, hopefully everything gets here today so I can ship it out tomorrow. Trying to put the finishing touches on it before I go out of town