>He doesnt have a toilet gun Its like you WANT to be attacked

>not wanting to be "attacked" while pooping.

Waiting for the skid mark pictures

>>32222461
I never poop.

>>32222461
>He doesn't carry in the house
You don't need a special toilet gun, just use the gun you already carry all the time.

>>32222537
You know that's how Elvis died.

I've heard that the moisture from showering and stuff in there can fuck with your gun. Would I just need to put it in a box or small safe?

>>32222461

>whitie tighties

I wouldn't want to die like that either, anon.

>>32222597
Box literally filled with silica packets.

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This is my inna woods pooping gun.

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>>32222599
>Whities > boxers

Prove me wrong

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>>32222461
That's a rash assumption, I happen to always poop with at least one firearm.

>>32222630

No skidmarks, no stains. I can wear these for days baby.

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>>32222461
I do have one, it's my ccw

>>32222537
Grorious reader?!

>>32223492
Showing a little to much there, might make the faggots horny.

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>>32222461
>>32222641
>>32223492
Not carrying a Glorious Colt 6920 with you to the shitter? What are you fuckin gay?

>>32222461

I take my Enfield to the bathroom.

>>32223537
Feelin something yourself anon?

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>>32223861
No u

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>mrw no concealed crapper weapon

I require the dude with the skid mark.

>>32223935
Your AR-15 ASS SALT RIFLE is better than mine. I am jelly.

>>32223909
Not unless you wear lip stick, a wig, some girly cloths and let me ram you in the ass while calling me daddy.

>>32222641
I hope that is a wall anon...
>vent by the toilet
>toilet overflows
>smelly heater for the rest of eternity

>people still wear underwear

lol

>>32225224
it's called emergency toilet paper

>>32222630
>not just going /k/ommando
fucking pleb

>>32222461
>not flinging your turds at the home invader

>>32222537
This.
>pooping
>ever
I'm not a god damn cave man. I'm sophisticated and hygienic.

>>32222774
This is fucking disgusting

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>>32222461
In fact, when I go to make poop, I always take with me 2 things:
-My gun
-The current book that I'm reading.

Also:
I just can make poop comfortably when I'm fully naked.