Bitter sweet really just can't get over it. go on R&R to see my daughter. she's been staying with my ma since Mary passed, fucking rebel suicide bomber took her from us just after Janes 6th birthday. Only one from the whole company to make it. All my friends, comrades, brothers gone just like that. Then before I knew it…happened all over again. Rebel scum.
nah, it's ok! Papa Lucas retconned it all and it was mostly just clones! See, that way, it'd be more black and white/good and evil. No need to murky grey area.
HHUUUUUUUUUUUUUNHH
[Heavy Breathing]
Your wife died because of the heartless occupation of innocent worlds by a cruel and corrupt power structure. And by enforcing Imperial will, you contributed to her death.
Murdering Stormtrooper filth.
There's a hundred thousand Stormtroopers on Coruscant.
On Coruscant there are Stormtroopers everywhere
But your house could fall down
Your baby could drown
Wouldn't none of those Stormtroopers care
Everybody gather 'round
Loosen up your suspenders
Hunker down on the ground
I'm a Rimmer
And you are too
But don't I take good care of you
Who built the trade route to the Corporate Sector?
Who put up the hospitals and built you schools?
Who looks after shit-kickers like you?
The Rebellion do
Who gave a party at the Hutt Hotel?
And invited the whole north hemisphere of the planet down there for free
The people in the city
Had their eyes bugging out
Cause everyone of you
Looked just like me
Rebellion, Rebellion
Everybody sing
Rebellion, Rebellion
Every man a king!
Who took on the COMPNOR men
And whipped their ass
Just like he promised he'd do?
Ain't no Stormtrooper gonna run this world
Gonna be run by little folks like me and you
Rebellion, Rebellion
Friend of the working being.
Rebellion, Rebellion
The Rebellion gonna save this world.
AVENGE HOTH!
>>32212391
Go space yourself, terrorist. All you do is murder innocent bystanders. Your rebellion is just a front to bring back a dead religion. The Empire is an organisation of action, unlike the dead republic which stood by and did nothing.
I just bought this new Blaster Pistol, hear its rare as hell. Can be configured to be a blaster rifle and shit too. Did I do good guys?
>>32212568
Listen, mang. I'm no Jedi-lover, but Imperial atrocities in the name of repressing dissent have pretty much turned me against them. The human cost of your New Order is too high to stomach.
Like, Onderon is burning with revolt because Stormtroopers tried to murder some old man. And yet you say to me: " this is all the fault of a bunch of kooky mystics and peacekeepers who all died in the Clone Wars" . Am I supposed to believe that?
No one NEEDS an E-11.
Any /tatooine/ Stormtroopers here? Everyone shit-talks the planet, but it's actually been a real easy term so far.
The only thing i wanted to see in the new new sequels is the Naboo starfighter. Or just Naboo in general. Much disappoint.
>>32214257
Naboo was literally a shitty Alderaan ripoff.
>>32214257
I'm mad that the new movie didn't introduce some new ?-wing fighter, AT-AT or TIE variant like they did in Ep 1-3. Have real good hopes for Rouge One to bring back some transitory Old Republic/Empire weapon designs.
>>32214421
>>32212952
this is the chicks blaster i think
>Have the tech to make fully sentient robot helpers
>Still design ships that require human crews
What the fuck? Why has literally no one thought of creating an army of drones post Order 66?
>>32212454
your a rimmer? so you like to lick buttholes kek
fucking terrorist rebel
>>32210254
What is that armor set called?
>>32212568
>>32213937
Betrayal is when your own clones, your friends and comrades turn their blasters on you and shoot until their weapons overheat. The Force was on my side that day! I got away, but countless of my dead religious practitioners didn't. So yeah I'm a little pissed off at the Empire. Not because the republic failed, because we could have stopped it.
>>32215007
Feels bad man. Listen, if you ever pass by Onderon, there's a bar - Vaklu's Misbegotten Children - for people who are no friends of the Empire. You'll be amongst friends there.
>>32215007
>>32215058
Reported to the Imperial Inquisitor.