Ask a bored "mercenary" (I hate that word), currently

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>>32202104
>working for a cartel
>ever
literally why

>>32202104
how gucci is your main weapon?

>>32202104
Is that Tuscon?

>>32202104
Okay I'll pretend you're not someone who just read a news article about such mercenaries and decided to pretend he's one of them.

Working for a cartel for people with a complete lack of foresight and no notion of risk.

>>32202104
Ok, so, do they have a gunsmith under their employ? Cause, being allowed to just fix and play with guns sounds like a fun thing. Getting killed or ATF'd would suck though.

>>32202104
Timestamp with either weapons or hookers.

>>32202104
Do you have a lot of loyalty for a hired gun?

>>32202167
Or blow

>>32202104
just read the Wiki page about the cartel. you think they have a future? what do you do for them? "security"? ever worried you will get killed by someone in the cartel for no real reason?

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>>32202115
Money is good.

>>32202117
Is Daniel Defense as fuck

>>32202132
Nope, not the US

>>32202173
Yes

>>32202173
I bet he's a big guy.

>>32202104
WHy do you feel the need to lie on the internet?
(and steal images from google)

>>32202217
this

fake as fuck

>>32202209
Good, stay out.
Build wall.

>>32202213
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>>32202167
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>>32202208
I was a sniper in the military, and then worked for the police for a few years. I basically just watch this house I'm stationed in and look out at the mountain and desert. They have been around for quite some time. No reason to think they'll stop anytime soon. And no I do not fear my employers.

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>>32202220
I literally just took these pictures minutes ago. You don't have to believe me.

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>>32202280
What military? What weapons were you issued?

>>32202104
What does the daily routine of a mercenary involve?

How much money do they pay you?

How do you legitimize your money?

>>32202299
What are these pictures proof of?

>>32202280
>salt on a cd
Kid I was in rehab for 10 fucking YEARS
I know what drugs look like and that is fucking SALT.
Get the fuck out of here

>>32202280
Thats some fine grain pure Colombian sugar you have there anon

>>32202280
That's fucking sugar. There is no coke on the planet cut that rough. Next time use flour, limp dick.

>>32202104
How would Los Rastrojos kill you if they found out you were using your employment with them to gain cred on a Taiwanese Pokemon forum?

Also, saying "the Los Rastrojos" is dumb

>>32202333
How do you know? Not FBI by the way.

>>32202280
>literally uses sugar

hahahahaha have you ever seen cocaine before?

>>32202306
Brazil.
>inb4 HUE
I was not born there, I'm Indonesian. I was issued a FNFAL as a rifleman, and then an accuraciezed FNFAL with ACOG as a sniper. I was trained on FNMAG, M203, M2, hand grenades, and other devices. Also issued a Tarus that I "lost" and procured myself a glock 17

>>32202350
Because when you're trying to dupe drugees out of money you cut coke with either flour or baking soda. Even detergent is a better sub than salt or sugar.

t. former atlantic city resident

>>32202104
Ever raped anyone?

>>32202104
How far along is the brain tumor OP?

>>32202280
Could be coke
Can't really tell all that well, pic quality is meh on my phone. Fishscale is sort of shiny, but I won't look like sugar or salt.
But I don't know a coke head alive who doesn't have some other drug in the house. Even the high class mom's I know keep valium xanex or Adderall somewhere.
Post a pic of the ganja anon. It's the only way I'll believe you. The pics and info you gave prove nothing at all. At least the IRS guy had a cool back story

>>32202408
What IRS guy?

>>32202356
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>>32202323
>people who have never seen pure fish scaled cocoa before
lel

>>32202316
Right now, wake, sit at post for 6 hour, eat, usually shit, return to post for 6 hours, eat, sit at post for 6 hours, shower, sleep.

>>32202342
They wouldnt. I'm not actively on duty at the moment

>>32202366
>Brazilian
hue hue motherfucker, also, an "accuracized " FAL does not make you a "sniper". and here I thought you were a gringo in your first post. also, I take it you were a cop in Brazil? major city? you get sick of it and switch sides?

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>>32202428
>fish scaled cocoa is now granulated

>>32202299
>i took pictures of my gun a minute ago

>theres your proof im a merc

>>32202428
If you actually have fish scale coke take a picture of one of the pressed rock looking pieces

>>32202377
Yes

>>32202387
?

>>32202316
Forgot to answer the other 2.
A little under $100,000 USD for my 24 week contract

There is no need to launder or wash the money. It's not money from robbing banks or anything.

>>32202479
So if I've worked as a SOCOM dude I could make that kind of money? How? How'd you get hired?

why do people do this? are they really that hard up for attention? i never understood it.

>>32202479
>24 week contract
>$100k
so they don't have some street level grunt or grunts that can sit on a house?

>>32202502
>believing random people on the internet

>>32202479
Give us some greentext stories at least LARPer.

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ITT: LARP

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>>32202437
São Paulo. There is no switching sides. Most 9f the cops are criminals and vice versa

>>32202280

>sugar on a CD

mate...

who here remembers that ACTUAL bodyguard for some rich cunt who got doxxed a few months back? i was angry as fuck at the guy who did it

>>32202502
Probably not in this kind of work. They are very hesitant to hire westerners.

>>32202535
>got a grenade thrown at our car once
>it was really fucking loud