>shitpost about Trump and ISIS removal on facebook
>this fellar shows up on my "people you may know" list suggesting he viewed my profile
>tfw its my real identity
how fucked am i /k/
Google translate: Turkish "J.komondo.er.şehit.MEHMET KIL O bion KoMoNdO HaStAsI"
Is he a turkish kommando?
why would you have anything to worry about? turks hate isis
>shitposting in real life
You tard
>>32165487
>suggesting he viewed my profile
WAIT WHAT
>>32165524
>turks hate ISIS
Okay Erdrogan
>>32165542
I think that's how it works, how the fuck else would this kebab show up on my people you may know randomly? I assume other than that it shows friends of friends
>>32165487
You should be happy. You might actually get to use your guns.
>inb4 nobody has guns on /k/
Retarded shit for children and people who've never grown up.
>>32165664
normally i would agree with you but im goin through a no gf phase atm
>>32165555
Anytime you use wifi it "connects" to other facebook users within a decent radius of you, then it remembers those users and checks for regularity. Enough hits in the background algorithm and it pops up.
Source:
Common knowledge and Facebook has been trying to connect me to a shit ton of Nigerian expats.
>>32165664
>Retarded shit for children and people who've never grown up.
true unlike posting on 4chan am i right?
>>32165679
there are dedicated apps for that
ones not covered in jew
>>32165682
so he's near me?
>>32165679
Since when did use of the internet become prerequisite to having or getting a girlfriend?
>>32165708
2016
>>32165524
>The OG Kebabs
>Hate the new kebabs
Sure anon
>>32165753
Well I'm still resisting millennial culture and doing alright.
>>32165487
Turkroach here
>J.komondo.er.şehit.MEHMET KIL O bion KoMoNdO HaStAsI
Talk about gibberish typing. The former half is just referring to a Turkish Gendarmerie soldier named Mehmet Kil, who was apparently KIA while combating terrorists way back in 2007. The term 'komando' is more or less used as a catch-all term for any Special Forces division, which this fallen soldier probably was.
The latter half is just a hollow statement glorifying special forces soldiers. More likely than not, this guy's just a fan and a wannabe operator. He'd fit right in with /k/.
>>32165784
>>32165549
>>32165524
Depends which Turk you ask. The hardcore Islamists here can't praise ISIS enough, whereas most of the remaining population hates their guts. That being said, there was a period of time in which most Turks were at least willing to *tolerate* having ISIS near their borders, when those jihadists were more busy killing and overrunning Kurdish militias instead of terrorizing the region. Pretty much an 'enemy of my enemy' situation.
>>32165844
>Mehmet Kil
>KIA while combating terrorists way back in 2007
RIP Mehmet Kil. May you forever have the most glorious Turk operator name in the history of kebab removal.
>>32165874
RIP MEHMET KIL
>>32165555
facebook doesn't log profiles you view unless you left-click them in the search suggestions.
"People You May Know" is based on the number of mutual friends and whether they are in the same area/school/college/workplace ..etc.
>>32165697
THE CONNECTION CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ANON
>>32167400
I'll be honest, I love this trope
>>32165542
Somebody's been-a peepin.
>>32165487
As far as FB (and NSA) are concerned, you are.
People don't show up on your list "randomly", FB (and others) use "deep learning" algorithms to figure out your connections. In my case, they were able to dig up people I met briefly many years ago on a government related business and never, ever had any kind of electronic contact with.
So this is just their polite way of informing you that they know everything about you. Whether you confirm that or not, doesn't really matter.
>>32168767
CONFETTI CONFETTI CONFETTI
ALOHA SNACKBAR BOMB FIRE IN THE THEATER HAIL SATAN
>>32165487
It Ok
>>32165579
Can anyone ID those boots on the right?
Or those gloves on the left?
Or what the fuck that guy has on his back?
Don't tell me it's a fucking katana
>>32165487
Pics like that on the real account?
Its 100% sure they've found you out.
>>32165487
>>this fellar shows up on my "people you may know" list suggesting he viewed my profile
im pretty sure that's not how it works.
>>32165487
Join Team Hate And Bask In Removal of Kababs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae2OCGk1tbk