You're given a mission: To find and capture your country's

>>32163098
Use a net.

>>32163098
Tell him that Trump's worst secret is in Afirca. When he gets there bonk him over the head.

>>32163098
Say there's a great selfie with brown people opportunity in Africa.

ezpz

>>32163098
Buy them a one way ticket to Sweden.

Impossible. Malcolm Turbull's faggotry is too infectious. All the ebola gear is already in Africa.

We're stuck with him. Fuck.

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>>32163098
Get into the White House staff set up a meeting with that one Prince from Nigeria.

You know the one.

>>32163098
Will this make me #1?

I have no idea how to track down John Key, but:
>make myself look somewhat like a security guard
>break a vial of one of those chemicals that cause extreme nausea
>equip nurse mask
>everyone is puking their guts out, only person still steady
>gently guide him out and into any black car
Even better if you can have multiple fake body guards to look like a proper security force, and there are multiple locations where the nausea-inducing chemical is dropped.

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Luckily for me, Trump will do it so I dont have to.

Send him an obviously baiting tweet and tell him to fight me irl in Africa.

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>>32163098
Easy. Tell him there are fields of marijuana and a mosque on every corner in Africa.

>>32163098
Watch and learn, here's the deal

>>32163098
What's in Africa? Why am I bringing them there?
Brunch?

>>32163804
someone call an archeologist because we got ourselves an artifact!

>>32163098
Throw a basketball towards Africa

>>32163804
You never cease with the lulz, kim.

Where have you been, man? Havnt seen you in a while.

>>32164098
Why is he such a qt

>>32163673
How about we put a pipebomb under his seat in parliament, set off this 'ideas boom' he keeps rattling on about.

>>32164593
I wish I had your optimism. How do we always land these jokers?

>>32164597
I honestly think it's one of the biggest faults with democracy. All the competing ideals and policies create a race to the centre and leave us with a political culture of mediocrity, because anyone who challenges the status quo will alienate some group, and never get into power. Doesn't help those election changes that went through last year to try to force out minority parties.

In the last couple election cycles, I've basically become completely disillusioned by our political system, and democracy in general. Most people think we've reached the political apex too, as if the predominant political system doesn't change every few hundred years.

1. Click in the comment field.
2. Post a snarky reply.
3. Turn 180 degrees and walk away from the fed while pressing "Post."

>>32164829
wut