Armslist/Gunbroker thread. I'll start this of with this

>>32132919
Jesus Christ that wall of text.

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It's like he typed the whole owners manual and a how to guide on how to kill an animal

>>32133077
By Elmer Fudd. Last paragraph or so is gold, assuming you can tell where it is because the idiot doesn't know how to space

>>32132919
Same seller
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/601908937
The fuck is wrong with these people?

>>32132919
This guys guns are not worth 10k. Wtf is he smoking.

>>32133706
>>32132919
Best one yet. Jesus fucking Christ
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/601935919

>>32132919
>>32133706

Yeah, I don't know if this guy is all right in the head. It seems like he doesn't understand that spending money on something doesn't necessarily increase its market value.

This guy is more redundant than a campaign speech, also:

>HUNTING IS NOT COMBAT

What did he even mean by this

http://www.armslist.com/posts/6154145/fayetteville-north-carolina-rifles-for-sale-trade--bushmaster-ar-15
>1000 for a shrubmaster without including the scope

http://www.gunbroker.com/item/601988171

>>32132919
>custom bolt gun
>$11,500
I get that custom guns are pricey as fuck, but when someone is going to drop near new car prices on something thats going to be very personal, why buy 2nd hand when the company is still around?

>>32134634
>people have actually bought from him
>most recent feedback is from a 2500$ glock 20
Jesus.

http://rockeguns.com
His website is even better. He gets all these gunsand gets them cerakoted and has all these autistic engravings added (military/export use only, United States property, law enforcement use only, destroy after service life, no export no resale) and sells them at a %400 markup saying "I got these through my super secret supplier, civilians aren't supposed to have them but i got them for you anyway" so people are like "oooh that's super cool i have to have it" then there's the shit like the Navy Seal set where he just stuck a HK 417 and a Sig P226 MK25 in a pelican case and charges $10,000. AND PEOPLE EAT THIS SHIT UP.

>>32135346
I'm not even mad at him. Just disappointed that people are stupid enough to buy his shit and throw those amounts of money at him.

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>>32135346
15k for a shitty boltgun

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>>32132919
Too long op

>>32135346
Wait that actually works? Fuck. How do we get in on this racket?

>>32135395
I absolutely agree. I'm not angry at him. He's a fucking genius. Making so much profit with so little effort I am truly fucking awe inspired. But, as you said, I'm very disappointed in people for not seeing through the Bullshit and buying his shit and letting themselves be fleeced.

>>32132919

I just look at it like a disclaimer. Fucker lists every thing and if a issue pops up, he can just tell you to fuck off and reread the shit.

>>32135457
First. We get a crate of S&W M&P Sport II's then we cerakote them and engrave "SPECIAL FORCES USE ONLY" and say we got them from a guy i know that's in special forces then sell them for $3,000 apiece.

>>32135557
Genius. Anyone wana go halfsies on an FFL?

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>>32132919
>Combat? Heck yeah wound em up. Only got a leg shot? Shoot em in the leg. Takes numerous “enemy combatants” out of the fight when you wound one. Gotta collect em, evac em, treat em, etc. Okay back to your regularly scheduled program.

Goddamned fudds.

>>32135761
That's going in the pasta pad.

>>32135346

Oh god, read the random thoughts section of his site

>ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGES
My first autopsy was at Ft. Bragg. Two 82d Airborne grunts were playing quick draw in the barracks when one of the “unloaded” .45s went off. Since he was slightly bent over when he was shot the round skimmed the myocardium blew thru ribs and after exploding the liver exited.

Another one
>I was at an advanced sniper school using the 24″ FNH FBI sniper rifle (.308) and was dinging a metal silhouette at 770 yards with boring regularity. Next to me was a female Lieutenant from an EOD unit shooting a 16″ military issue flattop AR in 5.56 with 10x optics.

>>32133794
he has a pretty nice photo booth if you know what im saying. people obviously funding his shit operation

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>>32135892
Y tho

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>>32135892
I hadn't checked that yet.
>We had one of the first Barrett 92B rifles and had it loaded and chambered to shoot. It slipped from my hand 6″ max above the table and discharged blowing a hole thru two walls and coming to rest in a safe. No finger near the trigger. Called Ronnie Barrett personally who fought tooth and nail saying my finger had to be on the trigger.. Oddly enough within a week all 92B units were recalled and retrofitted and this became a non issue.
>Called Ronnie Barrett. personally.
Also, what's a Barrett 92B? Some souper seekret oper8r gun?
Jeez

>>32136058

Probably, something isn't right. I just can't put my finger on it :^)

>has a max effective range of 500 meters.. that’s combat effective range where wounding is OK and frankly in some cases advantageous (a wounded opponent typically takes some of his comrades out of the fight as they normally tend to care for the wounded individual)

To those of you that sell on gunbroker how do you accept payment?

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Even some of the cucks on FB see through the bullshit.

>>32136522
PayPal

>>32132919
Found this gem

http://www.armslist.com/posts/5791850/medford-oregon-handguns-for-sale--colt-anaconda-revolver-44-magnum-44-special

>>32132919
>>32133706

Guy must have traveled from the Hillary wins universe.

>>32135346
You're trolling, right? This is just some autist making a website and no one actually buys his crap.

>>32135619

I'm an FFL

>>32136953
Don't forget you need to defame his business. Pretend to get into contact with PMCs and have them make a bunch of fake interviews saying he's full of crap, that you are the sole distributor.

>>32136953
I have a cerakote set up

>>32137027

I like this idea. I need a team, do you know anything about public relations?

>>32137054

You're in.

>>32136832
Don't do this. Paypal and guns don't mix.

>>32135457
There is a similar racket a guy over on /diy/ was doing with old stereo consoles.
>Buy old ass stereo console for $200-$300
>Sand
>Restain
>Fix speakers
>Add $60 turntable from amazon with usb cord
>Replace old speaker fabric
>Attach tiny (((Bose))) logo
>Magically sales for $3,00-$4,000
Guy puts in like $400 worth of supplies and work and then sold to hipsters for crazy markup. I for one completely back this shit, fuck people that fall for the "vintage" meme.

Everyone exploit the hipster market as much as possible.

>>32137368
I know some people use PayPal but I've also heard of some getting screwed over by it with gun related sales

What else do people use?

>>32134068

It's from fayettenam, some young .mil guy who has to unload it to pay for his dependapotamus

>>32136839
What's wrong with that one?

>>32132919
That is a damn fine rifle.