You are now aware that fucking old age was more successful than

>>32130819
A good thread was killed for this abortion.

Meme magic killed him.

Praise /pol/.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Pigs_Invasion

AHAHAHAHA

>the CIA tried almost 700 times
>2016 only had to try once

>>32130885
BANE?

>>32130885
Thanks Obama...

>>32130819
Nobody can beat old age

>>32130819
old age is pretty fucking successful at killing people in general

>>32130819
if we would have wanted/tried to kill him in the 1990s-2016 we could have

>>32131238
>CIA directed operations to try to assassinate Castro literally 500+ fucking times
>W-we didn't really want to kill him!

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>>32131357

CIA/SAD =/= SOCOM

If Kennedy or anyone else REALLY wanted Castro dead, it would have been pretty Goddamned easy. The problem is doing it without anyone knowing you did it. Anyone can turn Castro's head inside out with a surplus WWI rifle from 500 yards or put an artillery shell in his limousine. It's much more difficult to have him tragically slip on a bar of soap in the bathtub.

>>32131440
Meanwhile the Bong SAS just threw another car into their princess and everyone now considers that an "accident"

>>32130819
It was the CIA's plan all along...

>>32133236
If they took the age restriction off would he have died?

but old age has always been the most lethal force

>>32130819
Kind if interesting that God let Pinochet live a year longer than Castro and had Casto die on Pinochet's birthday.

>>32131357
Not true.

>>32133834
What is so special about Pinochet in relation to Castro? Wasn't he just a dictator in chile?

>>32133315

It would have been extremely painful

>>32130819
I feel it was just playful banter
>ahh exploding cigar!
>JFK you joker
>I'll send someone to shoot a few rounds over your motorcade
>Ruh-roh

>>32131410
>that title

>>32133874
He hated commies so much that he executed them by dropping them out of helicopters.

>>32130819
>CIA can't even get fucking Castro
>we are to believe /pol/ when they claim the CIA can just turn entire countries against Russia

Here's a more interesting discussion :
How would /k/ have assassinated Castro, lets say at any time viewed appropriate during the 60s.

>>32134105
Poison his liqor.

>>32133976
Yeah commies - and reporters, and dissidents, and family members of dissents, ...
I really hope the bastard burns in hell.

>>32134194
t. Gommie.

>>32130819
The US never seriously tried to remove him.

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>>32134194
fugg of gommie shid :-DDDDD

>>32134005
>1916

>>32134194
Upset commie detected, Pinochet is in heaven with his helicopter while Castro got dropped off in hell.

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>>32134537

>>32134194

bruh only like 3000 people got free helicopter rides and most of them were violent gommies. Yeah some people who didn't deserve it got gecked and "due process" was a joke but compared to what could have happened, and considering Pinochet willfully stepped down, as far as dictators go he wasn't that bad.

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>>32134005
CTR please go

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>>32134194
t. chink

>>32134970
I'm sure the ten-thousands who were interned and tortured were really happy that he wasn't that bad.
And the elected president overthrown by him was a socialist, no a commie - but I'm aware that most americans don't know or care about the difference.

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>>32134703
Keep crying gommie

>>32135176
t. samefag

>>32135173

I didn't say it wasn't bad, just that Pinochet is nowhere near a Hitler, Stalin, Mao, or Castro.

Also:
>Pretending there's a difference between subspecies of gommie

Gommie's a gommie, no matter how small.

>>32135388
There's a huge difference between the Sandanistas and the Khmer Rouge.

That said, all commies must die.

>>32134105
get an artillery piece and keep raining down on whatever palace he is residing in, hopefully with a spotter.

>>32134105
The classic "video camera filled with plastic explosives trick" that Osama pulled on Massoud.

>>32130819

He really just faked his own death, is now in hiding until his new mechanized body is finished. Than we have to fight Mecha Castro.

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>>32135688
I normally think this stuff is stupid but this one is weird

>>32135702
i never noticed how well groomed fidel's eyebrows were.

>>32135688
>>32135702
I normally write this off as bullshit, but that's... creepy. Eerie.

>>32135742
Me too. I actually write off everything like this as bullshit but if anything this one is funny. You probably can find pictures of anyones double but Justine looks nothing like his father and they used to visit Cuba all the time.