i just got a new family member today,
post battle buddies!
her name is puddin
>>32124501
Nice dog. This is Weasel Malik Muhammed. Half English Bulldog and half boxer. I want to buy her some plates.
>>32124690
Side plates would probably work perfect
>>32124690
Wonderful, i love animals man
>>32124706
Yea I hope. I modified a cheap mall ninja quality drop leg holster for her. She can successfully carry a shield under her winter jacket without printing.
Cute but deadly
>>32124501
This my nigga buddy
Half pittbull 1/4 lab 1/4 retriever
>>32124739
>>32124690
>>32124501
Such cute puppers on /k/ I knew I like you guys for a reason
One more of weasel. Posting my dog makes me feel like a faggot
>>32124812
OH don't say that we love you
>>32124812
Her favorite treat ever is boiled deer heart. Fresh chicken feet is a close second.
>>32124828
Dont act like a faggot
>>32124501
I'm in. She is a good pupper.
>>32124847
I'm love you
Op here
Update on pupper
8 weeks and sleepy
Im already so proud for nothing
My boxer is almost done for lads.
Already had to get his eye and balls removed.
He has arthritis out the ass and apparently the doc has never seen a spine that curved so much before.
I doubt he'll make it through the next half year.
Why cant they live for 50 years bros?
>>32124501
Bowser getting some much needed sleep after innawoods time...
>>32125188
im so sorry anon
i pray that your pupper has a peaceful passing when it does happen. we are all here for you
its never easy
>>32124501
My doggos
>>32125196
It sucks man, but in all honesty, it would probably be better if he gets his much deserved rest soon.
He can hardly go for a 30min walk anymore.
Has to keep a strict diet aswell, because he'll barf everywhere otherwise.
Appreciate them while they're there friends.
>>32125221
Wise words
Thank you
>>32125188
I'm sorry. Hopefuly this retarded flower helps lift your mood.
>>32125217
Is that the Olympic Mountains in the Back ground?
>tfw your dog is 10 and has breathing problems and is gonna die soon
>>32124501
Best doge coming through.
>>32125370
they are all good dogs friend, no need to be exclusionary
>>32125570
>Big enough to kill a man
>Small enough to travel and live in most conditions
>Insanely loyal
>Very placid and calm
>Until you threaten the family, then they kill you
Bullmastiffs are literally god tier dogs.
>>32125607
Yeah no
>>32125291
just file off the serial number of one of your guns and post it on /k/
>>32124501
r8 my pupper
>>32125689
>>32125706
very cute
>>32125716
Why are dogs so pure? Is it their innocence?
>>32125733
So many black dogs.
This is my dogger when she was a pup.
She is now a solid 40 lbs and asleep near my feet.
The nice, comfy bed in the pic? She destroyed it.
It had the same filler that her stuffed toys had.
white powa!
>>32124690
>English
>Walik Muhammed
>naming a dog "Muhammed"
10/10
>>32125750
don't let the big doggo eat the small doggo!
>>32125756
Nice doggo
I got a Great Pyrenees two months ago, I love this goofy fucker.
>>32125789
she's ok now
>>32125809
gud :3
>>32125816
one more 4u
>>32125791
they have their pros and cons, but are cool doges
>>32125826
thanku :3
what's her name?
>>32125791
Great dogs. Mine is half dane half pyrenees.
>>32125857
solid name tbqh
>>32125880
it's alright, i didn't pick it.
My Mastiff mix.
the mutt
My buddy actually died this morning, had a heart attack or something in the middle of the night, woke up to find him dead in his sleep.
RIP pupper, he was a good boy :(
>>32125607
Neapolitan mastiff are batter
>>32126051
My condolences.
He died painlessly and at home surrounded by people who loved him. You can't expect to do better yourself.
>>32126051
That's the best way to go man or beast
>>32125291
Promise you are gonna put her down wheb it gets to baf . My mothers tolling retreiver was kept alive for way longer than he should've and the last two years was only painful suffering for him.
Karma
Nala, ready for battle
>they don't have bugout bags for their puppers
It's like you don't even post here, Anons.
>>32125771
Hope you arent doing any backyard breeding, son
>>32125193
best one here.
only dog anyone needs.
>>32125771
no wonder there's so many pitbulls at the animal shelters.
you fuckers are killing your own dogs. 90% of pitbulls go to stoners and niggers, and 99% of those dogs die early or go to the pound.
>>32124501
HSLD pupper coming through
my poochy
Muh buddies
She may look harmless but if you're a mouse she'll fuck you're day up
>>32126051
F, you had a beautiful doggo anon
>>32126051
i didn't want these feels
>>32124501
is that a black mouth cur?
The battle bruhs
>>32125706
>the weak should fear the strong
>>32126924
My 15 year old battle kit has been missing for 3 weeks!
>>32127050
How big are those buggers now?
>>32127063
tough words for no battle doggo
>>32127050
nice fluffers.
>>32127092
goddamnit, im a sucker for baggey dogs
>>32127089
I actually ripped them from a battle buddy thread a few months ago. I've never seen any updates on these little shits.
Also, where's the nigga with the battle duck?
>>32127092
I do have a doggo, he got into a fight last week and is full of staples rn.
I was referencing this image. Settle down
>>32127126
Newfs are master tier dogs unless you're going to brown man country. it's too hot.
>>32127137
Damn dude. sorry your bitch got choked out.
>>32127155
Why basil and all that other shit
>>32127182
Are you really the most thick-headed person on /k/ right now? The dog looked like it was in a chokehold.
>>32127201
Trying to be. I'll take close second though.
>>Thinking I don't know about Meme Hyde slayer of nigs nogs
>>32127187
I like to cook.
Also, I paint fridge to allow chalk writing
If I go to store, I take picture of fridge.
English Shepherds are best.
Mutts are retarded
New Gen4 17, and battle cat "Yeti". Like the cooler.
>>32127268
shit forgot to remove that dumbass name from an earlier thread
here is tactical doggo
>>32127277
cats are useless tho
>>32127285
>not rocking it for 24/7 shitposting
Honestly I don't know who started. All I know is they were annoying and now it's a meme.
>>32124501
Nice blog.
>>32127322
Yeah, and she's a cunt.
It's my parents, just watching their place for the holiday weekend.
Here's my pup. I feel a little bit bad today, though. I hit a cat on the way home. That fucker went under both wheels. Dumb cat was sitting by the side of the road and then bolted as soon as it was too late for me to stop.
>>32127322
No true, kitty helps me refurb tools
>>32124501
Hi, Puddin.
Kill the bad guys, OK?
Good doggie.
>>32127322
Fuck you, asshole. Cat haters are sub-humans.
If you can't appreciate a cat, you can't handle reality. Life throws ridiculous shit at you. Cats help you deal with that--recognizing that it all doesn't make sense and we aren't the center of it all. If you hate cats, you are unredeemable. Get over the hate and watch the lovable retards for the comedic relief that they are.
my doggo. 13 years old and has recently started having strokes (vestibular disease). I don't want to lose my dog, he's been with me since I was 6
>>32127700
>t. toxioplasmosis host
>>32127702
good faggot. I hope your gay ass doggo dies. he looks just as faggoty as you and OP combined
>>32127788
kys you're self
>>32127800
you can't even spell. I'm happy your doggo will die soon
>>32125193
Lol my dogs name is bowzer too. No pics though.
>>32127809
No one likes you nigger
>>32126924
Maine Coon Cats <3
>>32127788
>>32127809
fuck you man
>>32127700
Dogs love you because it's in their DNA, cats love you because you feed them. I've had both but personally don't understand the hate for cats
>>32127788
Dog steal your girl?
>>32125217
Heaven
>>32125193
> prong collar
Shit trainer detected.
>>32127702
gib good belly rubs and human foods
>>32127845
Play this when he is being bury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylbEJzvrRM
>>32127904
>>32125193
I'm comeing to take dog becuse you are a dick
>>32127928
your dog is still a faggot
>>32127923
I was thinking of something from fallout because he always liked to sit by me specifically when playing fallout and would sleep anywhere else during other games. I think he likes the music
>>32127949
>>32127788
>ow the edge
One of my grandmas dog
>>32127970
>tfw I fuck you're bitch
>>32127963
Come on dude this is a classic
But what song do you won't from fallout
>>32127982
Fucking mobile making me look uneducated
>>32127982
Fucking kek
Charlie chinky whould do taht
Nigger Dog
>>32128020
This is a real nigger dog
this is my cat
this is nicky
>>32126887
free him
>>32128068
Well he is half nigger
>>32128110
>half
Thats what I thought. Come back when he's gone full nigger
Puppet begging
Its so hard to get pictures of him(chewy). He is pretty good though.
>>32124501
>>32125173
cutie friggin pie.
would nuzzle that muzzle/10
>>32124690
>>32124812
>>32124844
seems like a good mix, does he have breathing problems?
good food to brother.
>>32124739
purty
>>32125077
labs usually are
>>32125193
she is looking old, you should start putting the grease left over from cooking in his food(it will give her a better coat). Try giving her some fish oil too.
>>32125217
a happy pupper is a healthy pupper.
>>32125188
im sorry friend, its time to focus on giving him a very comfortable year if you dont want to have him put down(i hate that phrase).
>>32125370
seems like a good dog but he also looks like he is ready to play ruff.
>>32125689
"shall not be.. oh look a squirrel"
>>32125920
i would love to get a neapolitan mastiff, or any mastiff in general. I would also like a Rottweiler...i would like alot of dogs.
>>32126050
mutts make good healthy dogs.
>>32126591
pretty puppers
>>32126914
you got some good buddies.
>>32127155
i bet he can catch the local radio two states over on a clear day with those ears.
>>32128205
>seems like a good dog but he also looks like he is ready to play ruff.
She thought I was going to give her a treat. Doesn't really play rough with other dogs. Would rather walk around and sniff things.
King goober in his cone of shame
>>32128205
No breathing problems. Had to get her spayed though because of pyometra.
>>32128307
my pupper is so rough, he hurts me just playing around with my blanket covering my arms.
play time is just super intense for him. Playing with him outside is him playing keep away by running around the perimeter at full speed.
>>32128201
Like your mom
Izzy.
>tfw pic will be sideways and dunno how to stop it from happening
>>32128307
>>32128681
here is a pic to give you an idea, the intesity in his eyes just for a little snow.
.5 seconds after this picture was taken he knocked me down.
Savage snooter
>>32127155
nice coats
Arkham
Could easily qualify for MWD
Probs only Doggo in here trained in PP, CA, SD and VP
>>32128315
>>32128696
Like your wife. Are you done prepping Jamal btw? judging for your pics he left his mutt dog behind for you to take care of.
>>32124501
give your dog a real name you disrespectful fucking cuck
>>32124501
Looks cute OP.
>>32129288
>Ifunny
I don't care that you got it from there it just seems like extreme niche humor and is surprising
>>32127762
is right.
I own cats and dogs. and toxioplasmosis makes me worry about those fuckin cats.
>>32128804
Thanks mate, love them to death.
>>32127700
I'm allergic to those fuckers and they know it.
muh girlfriend's dog. she loves me more than her though, heh.
>>32129519
pack animals bruh, they gravitate to the alpha.
Beloved yellow doge. She actually died about two weeks ago. She was a good girl - mix of husky and then a little bit of a bunch of other stuff, not really sure what. Dad found her in the YMCA parking lot when she was a puppy and brought her home, she lived a good eleven years with us.
>>32129635
Even when she got old, she perked right up when the weather got cold. I wish she could have had one more Christmas with us.
>>32128862
Joke on you im asexual
>Attending animal control officer school at local community college/alternative high school with VA bennies
>Just did 1st ride along on Friday
>Experienced ACLEO showing me the ropes
>Pressure points
>how to apply the choke stick for maximum pain compliance on bigger breeds
>How to make sure a canine self defence kill gets a paper work pass with libcuck reviewers
>Even got to help disable and bag a few threats making a ruckus on a fellow veterans lawn.
Lock your dogs up /k/
>>32129680
Have fun photosynthesizing, you shitty plant.
>>32129705
>stale pasta
Forward deployed. Miss my doggo. He's half chow half yellow lab.
>>32125188
CHECK IF HE HAS DIABETES, PLEASE
My pupper had eye removed too, and she eventually went totally blind and had arthritis, she had diabetes and we never knew, please check for this anon, save your pup
>>32129748
>Hurr everyone on /k/ is a neverserved NEET mall ninja like me
I served my nation downrange and I'm serving it again by removing animal threats. If your mutt is damaging residential property, assaulting govt officials(my friends), or making a public ruckus it will be removed. Possibly with a few bruises too but I won't say anything(and fido can't lol).
>Inb4 Hurr muh precious pupper
America is guarded by strong men with stern words, bleeding heart pussies get fucked
>>32129878
>N-no seriously, th-this pasta isn't s-stale
>P-p-p-please eat it
>>32129705
>>32129878
You faggots named her the day I got her.
Newest anti rodent autonomous battle buddy: Grom
Destroyer of anything paper and stealer of dirty clothes.
Rescued this little guy from a dumpster at work a few weeks back, decided to keep him.
Oscar
>>32128943
i didnt name her
im not calling her that im gonna call her lilith or leila
My dogger with my extendo banana waffle magazine
>>32131056
Other pupper inspecting fresh bakes
>>32124501
this is marley
he sucks at everything but i love him
>>32127788
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>32129635
>>32129652
RIP based doge
>>32126214
Iraq or Afgan? Damn those wild dogs where so docile.
Do cowboy kitties count as battle buddies?
>>32127322
Who is going to protect your happening food storage from vermin you faggot?
>Save up food for happening
>Don't have combat kitties
>Do nothing but make a bunch of fat rats and mice
I'm glad you're not going to make it
R8 my pupper
My battle hamsters can gnaw through shit
>>32127070
All is not lost anon. My attack kitteh got hit by a car once and after I saw the blood trail I was sure that was the end. Fucker showed up 18 months later like nothing ever happened.
My dog
She's afraid of everything
>>32124501
Battle Pupper. His name is Rex, originally Rags, I didn't name him because he wasn't mine until he was a year old. He's a specialist in bovine crowd control, perimeter early warning and detection, along with expert cuddle application. He's almost fearless, he'll tear into a 1600 pound bull with just a nod from me, but he's afraid of bubblewrap and guns.... Not very /k/ but his previous owners did something because the first time I pulled a gun out of it's case he was cowering in a corner. But not everyone should have a pupper which is why he's mine and I'm his. Battle buddies til the end.
yesterday night i my best friend died, he got hit by a train during an after search in late evening. as i arrived he didnt even notice me anymore and just lay there in agony, i had to shoot my best friend.
i havent shed a tear in a decade and now i sit here Crying like a girl.
pls guys take care of your buddys
rip odin
Cash
>>32130604
>Rescued this little guy from a dumpster at work
It's raining...
OP here little guy is really mouthy, is this normal for pups? likes to bite anything he can get his jaw around
>>32124501
Cane corso mix? I've a cane corso/pit bull mix and I love the bastard
>>32130097
Wish my cats did that. They will catch birds, mice, moles at time. Bring them to me while they're still alive. Drop them off my feet and then the race begins to catch the damn thing. At least they can bring me some food if shtf.
>>32131979
That's not a cat, that's a snake you retard.
>>32125743
They have the minds of human children with the capabilities of a fully grown human so they come off as big babies
>>32126051
may he be taken to pupper valhalla
>>32132454
Can't remember what kind of dog that is, either border colly or lab but I had the same breed and it seems like they're always hyper and neurotic
>>32124501
My doggo
Aerial Recon Birdo. He bit my sisters black friend once.
No. I am not a Youtuber stop fucking asking.
>>32134864
Yea, dogs like chewing on shit, I hear it's like a stress reliever for them and to clean their teeth
>>32124739
There are a shitload of those in my town. We call them meth labs.
>>32135589
>He bit my sisters black friend once.
female friend i hope.
Onyx the destroyer
>>32136117
Better picture
>>32126051
for a second i thought you had taken a picture of your dead dog and posted it
Gunter is a savage, kills baby rabbits to keep them away from my garden.
My battle buddy is kind of hard to photograph
>>32127788
Muslim detected
>>32128205
This isn't fucking tumblr. Mass replies are gay and so are you
Doggos
>>32136527
>527▶
>File: IMG_0365.jpg (247 KB, 946x1776)
>247 KB
> My battle buddy is kind of hard to photograph
gorgeous pup
>>32136117
whats that ak my dude
>>32125193
>sleep
>eyes open
I think there is something wrong with your pupper anon
>>32126051
F, I'm sorry.
>>32127788
>The post of a man regularly outsmarted by dogs