Russia successfully tests ICBM train that can travel 1,500 m

By building the Zumwalt of nuke trains. It will be so stealthy that AMTRAK will never notice. It will fire stealth projectiles that even Shinkansens will be jealous.

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>>32121040
>How can west overcome the NUKE TRAIN gap?

You know how if you combine slavs + boats you end up with a national disaster/humiliation?
Well, they're not nearly as terrible with trains, but still pretty fucking awful. Just wait until Ivan gets fucking ploughed out of his skull on vodka, parks his lada on the train line and derails it, then sit back and watch the lunacy that will come to pass with a combination of vodka, lada's, rocket propellent and a nuke mixed in with it.

>How can west overcome the NUKE TRAIN gap?
Metal Gears

>>32121388
Metal..gear?

>>32121143
Lol muricans are so bad on land they admit they're island fucking nation Xd

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It's nice to see Russia is keeping up with the old tradition and providing more material for the upcoming Red Alert games.

>>32121421
>vodka, lada's, rocket propellent
You should take his advice.

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Blow it up with a tank.

So, how different are the Russian trains from their European counter-parts? I know that they have slighter wider (or was it shorter?) for some reason. Is there any reason behind the difference?

>>32121896
wider so enemy couldn't use their trains

>inb4 chechens steal the whole train

Where do they hide their truck-based ICBM? Is there any unit assigned to them to guard their march?

>>32121896
slightly wider what? Gauge? Loading Gauge? Steel Phallus?

>>32121538
>tfw Russia gets load of cool shit in red alert despite Americans or Westerners inventing most of said cool shit

Hell Tesla was a mostly an American citizen when he was a scientist and was born in Croatia. Nothing to do with the commies at all.

>>32121896
It's wider (1520mm instead of 1440) because Russia doesn't use UIC standards.

>>32121538

>The Allies won the first one thanks to "superior technology" according to Red Alert 2 manual. >The allies had nothing in Red Alert 1 that could be described in these terms.

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trains?

...nuke torpedos are the new shit..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01uEhNomngM

>>32121392
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

>>32121040
I'm pretty sure that trainyards are already secondary/tertiary targets...

>>32122639

It increases the chances of being somewhere else for a counterstrike.

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>>32121896
>So, how different are the Russian trains from their European counter-parts?
They are infinitely more powerful. This baby right here is 13 Mw.

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>>32122741
13 megawatts?

>>32122619
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/russia/t-15.htm

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>>32122833
Yep. And this one is over 9 MW in early 80s.

>>32122591
I'm pretty sure a literal time machine/teleportation device counts as superior tech.

>>32122619
>new

Lolwut?
The Shkval supercavitating torpedo can carry a nuclear warhead
The Veter ASROC can carry a nuclear depth charge

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>>32122890

>teleports 1 tank.

>>32123178
>implying gameplay balance = setting
>implying you couldn't teleport more ingame
>implying teleporting even one tank on top the enemy command center won't fuck them over
>implying you are not an idiot

>>32123131
>>new
I forgot to mentoin the sharks with frikin laserbeams attached to their heads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnOXfA-H5dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INFavIUmhcE

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>>32123207

Sorry, I cannot hear you over my Iron Curtain, Tesla Turrets, Heavy Tanks, Mammoth Tanks, Tesla Tanks, Tesla Troopers, Migs, V2, Yaks etc.

>>32122890

I don't recall them having a working Time Machine in the first one. Sure, Future Einstein had one, but not past Einstein.

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>>32121040
>Russia successfully tests ICBM train that can travel 1,500 miles a day and blend in with other locomotives before launching its missiles.

How is this different from any other rail mounted ICBM ever developed?

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>>32121830

>>32123228

It's the first time since the Cold War that they have deployed them. It has been reintroduced.

>he doesn't know this is what amtrak was made for
why do you think nobody actually uses it? but shhh, it's supposed to be a secret

>>32122347
This. it's the same reason why artillery comes in 152mm or 155mm based on what side of the iron curtain you were on.

>>32123247
So in other words, it's not the least bit different.

>>32121040

>missiles to Polish boarder
>POLISH BOARDER
>BOARDER

Nice one.

>>32123271
Dude, is there a difference between 1980th Ford Mustang and 2016 Ford Mustang?

>>32122370
Underrated

>>32121040
>How can west overcome the NUKE TRAIN gap?
I don't know. How about sabotaging the railways?

>>32121040
>Work for railroad
If this ever happens I hope I don't have to fuckin drive one.

>>32121143
This. Even in US with FrmRA regulated rail I wouldn't trust active nukes on our tracks

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>>32122741
>>32122852
Not using diesel electric master race

>>32121040
>How can west overcome the NUKE TRAIN gap?
The bigger question is how big of a shitstorm will there be when one of these derails.

>>32121040
That seems like a really neat way to accidentally a couple of nukes. 5 years later the local Ukrainian mob boss will have a nuke caboose in his courtyard.

>>32123366
Except in this case they haven't found a way to overcome any of the limitations of rail-launched missiles. All they've done is increase the speed and range of the train.

>>32122591
They had the chronosphere.

>>32121040
Marvelous

>>32123227
The whole plot to the first one was Einstein goes back in time to kill Hitler, and since Hitler wasn't around to spark WWII good old Stalin got delusions of grandeur and invaded Europe.

>>32123946
Stalin was retaliating for the Western powers intervening in the civil war though, if you can't take a punch don't start shit you know?

(Yes I know it's Red Alert)

>>32121040
by using solid rocket fuel for our nukes so we don't have to spend time hiding our nukes to fuel them up before launch.

>>32123946

Was the same Einstein as the one in the Red Alert timeline? I think he just created an alternate timeline and he never suffered the consequences of his actions.

>>32121040

1. They have had train nukes for ages.
2. A trainee Vympel group was given the task of finding a bunch of nuke trains as part of their graduation test - they found them in about a week and set up fake ambushes on them all.

Just something to consider.

>>32123946
have you ever considered that all these jews going back in time trying to kill hitler is why the holocaust happened?

>>32121830
Kek. Boys with toys!

>>32123207
This.

In RA2 Allies campaign, the Chronosphere was dropping in tons of troops right into Moscow.

RA1's Chrono couldn't move whole armies, but dropping an IFV loaded with Commandos into the USSR for a surgical strike just to have them reboard the IFV and pop out before a proper response could kill them..
Jesus the shenanigans a general could pull with that, the amount of resources the enemy would have to use to guard everything.

Chronosphere should have been the #1 target in either war.

Or in RA2, have Yuri mind control Einstein to either an-hero, or walk to the USSR border for pickup.

>>32124569
My god.

>were in the time line of Hitler surviving all these random Jewish assassination attempts..

>>32121040

Air launched ICBMs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7SQ546xRk

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>>32123564
>Using mustard weak diesel peasant race
Sure, whatever, here's 5 MW that are ready to rail over you.

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>>32123228
Any other as in one of two ever developed, of which the only operational was Russian? It's new and is about to come operational. It will most likely exploit a new diesel locomotive that is times more powerful than the old one, meaning that it is not so easy to identify through satellite intelligence. the missiles is also modern. In sort, it's better is pretty much every aspect.

>>32123507
And who will let you? Even if you send a team to sabotage one line ad it succeeds, there's always another line.

>>32123532
US railways are pretty awful and redundant, US has pretty much forsaken railroads for intersate highways.

>>32124654


or, or you could buy a ruskies apc thing load it with engineers, drive it to the enemy base, capture all buildings and sell them, wining in 2 minutes

>>32123583
>they haven't found a way to overcome any of the limitations of rail-launched missiles
Which are...? The only limitation is the limitation of the railway itself, and it was solved even with the previous system - they just strengthened every railway in 1500km radius from the base.

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>>32124039
Riiight, because RT-23 missile for the previous system was totally not solid fueled.

>>32126848
Command and Control are the weak point for all mobile strategic systems.

>>32122626
Never played it

>>32124545
>They have had train nukes for ages.
They scrapped the last one more than a decade ago.
>A trainee Vympel group was given the task of finding a bunch of nuke trains
So got a link with more information on such an event?

>>32126878
How is it any different from SSBN?

>>32126901
It's not.

>>32123220
goddamnit the first red alert was so good. its a shame it got all campy and stupid in ra2 and ra3.

>>32127033
>ra2 stupid
SHUT YOUR CUM FILLED WHORE MOUTH.

It was campy but great. Gameplay and mods made it awesome.

I forgot the project name for this one.

Bagrev? Bormov?

Does it also use Project Avangard technology?

>>32127379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BZhRK_Barguzin

>>32127379
Welp, found it.

>intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) / Battle railway missile system (BZHRK). OCR to create BZHRK initiated in 2012 and conducted by the Moscow Institute of Thermal Technology (MIT). Up to December 2014 it was discussed that the creation of the complex may or based ICBM RS-24 "yars" or on the basis of an ICBM RS-26 "Frontier" or using the developments on intercontinental SLBMs 3M30 "Bulava" . But the information appeared in the media in December 2014 that the complex will include in its membership ICBM type "yars" or "yars-M"
>In December 2014, the media Deputy Commander Strategic Missile Forces said that BZHRK development may soon begin, and commander in chief of the Strategic Missile Forces said a day later that the new facility is name "Barguzin". Development of design documentation started in 2015 and it is scheduled for completion in mid-2016.

>Barguzin
>Yars-M
So basically not under Project Avangard?

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so does this mean the russians have finally internalized the cold hard fact that they will never reach SSBN parity with the USN in a million years(they hardly have SSBN parity with Bongs currently)?

>>32127907
>so does this mean

No, it doesn't.

>>32124569

"The Primal Solution". The central character somehow takes over the body of a young Hitler. After tormenting him for a while, the protagonist prepares to force Hitler to commit suicide. However, Hitler reasserts control just before throwing himself into the river. In shock over the whole experience, he wonders why the protagonist, who had identified himself as Jewish, did these horrible things to him. The protagonist realizes that he had possessed Hitler before he had acquired any anti-Semitic feelings, and his possession caused those feelings. His attempt to prevent the Holocaust directly caused it.

>>32121040
>Russia does X
>Russia does Y

Fuck off with this meme country that is a client state to China, I'm sick of hearing about it

I got a question, if cops drive around with dosimiters that go off when a person with radiation treatment can trigger it... why can't an agent/us diplomat walk around with a tiny dosimeter and locate the nuke cars? Secondly if a nuke car can't be walked inside of does that mean the car will need to be on the end of the train so as not to fuck up the passengers' day. If it's in the center wouldn't a large civilian population know where the car is? Again put a dude on the car and then have him tell C which car couldn't be entered. Why not have someone at the station look for the one with no lights and the shutters down? Also if you're running SATLINT operations, couldn't you look at a train with people getting off at a train station and look for the one with nobody getting out of?

Like this is the most overt covert thing. This is like MX without the M and the X being on a track that's known to the enemy. This is retarded.

Don't get me started on "morale" operations.

>>32130851
First, there is something called shielding. Second, these are self contained trains, not something that gets coupled to the Azcrakistan Express. There will be no passengers on these.