My little brother joined the Army as an infantrymen /k/ this

Good pair of cold weather gloves. A pointer towards experticity.com or usstandardissue.com
A fucking bad dragon. If you do this, have it mailed to his battalion HQ.

>>32116593
Where's he stationed?

>>32116622
Georgia near Savanah

>>32116593
Dragon dildos

>>32116720
I got that for him last year

>>32116628
So he isn't stuck in foreign parts where he can't get American food....

How about a good quality multitool? With a lanyard so he can't lose it?

>>32116790
I'm looking into Multitools right now

Care to recommend any brands or specific ones?

>>32116593
Infantryman are still people bro, tend to like what other guys do.

For tac gear maybe a nice headlamp, make sure it has a red light setting. Or perhaps a "surefire", doesn't need to be surefire brand but that's what I had and liked it.

Quality socks, rugged watch, multitool, flashlight.

>>32116628
Oh god fort fucking stupid. That poor goddamn bastard. Know the battalion by any chance?

>>32116806
I love my Leatherman MUT.

>>32116884
7th infantry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)

>>32116593
A t-shirt with the USMC logo and a motivational slogan on it.

>>32116932
First brigade or?

>>32116970
sorry, he confused me

3-7 battalion

i think

>>32116987
Oh, fourth brigade? Then I dunno, an electric skillet because the stoves don't work and some cash to get an uber to go to the DFACs that are open on the main post.

>>32116999
Army has stoves in barracks?

>>32116999
no, 2nd brigade

A discharge

>>32116593

A carton of smokes or a log of cope long cut

Baby wipes and a can of copenhagen.

Maybe also some dragon dildos like everyone else said.

>>32116628
Stewart.

Savannah is an amazing place on Friday and Saturday nights.

>>32117013
4bdg/3ID had them, but they started breaking about two weeks in.

Oh, and tell him to avoid B-Dubs downtown, it's a ranger bar. Kevin Barry's is mostly a 2-7 bar, or used to be.

>>32117120
Ahh. I was muhreen infantry. We just had a mini fridge and a microwave. We had grills outside tho. Some guys did what you suggested and bought electric skillets.

>>32117165
Yeah, same for the main post barracks. Although, we had an actual fridge, and had to bribe/hide the skillets for every health and welfare.

>>32116593
A bottle of listerine with contents replaced with grain alcohol and some green food coloring.

>>32116593
Well if he goes to the sand box get him a nice towel and remind him to guard it with his life. I told my buddy I would send him literally anything I could and that is all he asked for.

>>32117217
>nice fluffy towel

Good luck not having his towel jerked off into.

Get him a gritty ass rag of a towel infused with hair comb teeth. That is unless he likes drying his face with old jizz.

>>32117241
No one does that you filthy sperg.

>>32117241
>and remind him to guard it with his life.

onahole and a bottle of lube

>>32116806
Leatherman, do not get a Gerber multitool

As for specifics, Sidekick is good if you're on a budget, OHT looks gucci as well.

>>32117360
If dubs OP does this.

>>32118386
Can't into dubs.

>>32117360
I'd say get him the bd shark vagina. Spice of life, or whatever the kids say these days.

>>32116593
send him a drill instructors hat and tell him to open it on camera. Watch him sweat bullets as he tries not to touch it.

hes in the army right? as a veteran ill tell you what most army guys like. porn, booze, smokes, computers, video consoles and games. pretty much anything portable. preferably a high end lap top or similar able to stream movies. maybe even an exeternal hard drive. maybe a DS or a camera. whats he like to do originally, look at his FB page and see what his likes and dislikes are. cant go wrong with gift cards to sporting goods or aafes

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>>32118593
fucking army, i meant drill sergeant.
>pick up my hat
>DID YOU JUST TRY TO PICK UP MY FUCKING HAT YOU PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU HAVENT EARNED THAT RIGHT TO EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYES, NOW PICK UP MY HAT AND HAND IT TO ME
>y-yes drill sergeant
>DID YOU JUST TRY TO PICK UP MY FUCKING HAT AGAIN? I WILL MOUTH FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU ENJOY IT SON, THAT IS A SYMBOL IS RESPECT MEANT TO BE REVERED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO TOUCH IT. NOW HAND IT TO ME.
>.... *sweat*

>>32116593
Just send a gameboy with tetris and some other shit.

>>32117260
>implying it doesn't happen a lot.

https://youtu.be/1TlOD2anqOU

>>32116593
>military grade fleshlight
>good headlamp with red light setting
>canned goods (something he cant get where he is)
>pic in your post printed out

>>32116593
If he's still in training, send dragon dildos.

>>32119373
Hahaha oh wow.

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Ultimate care package
1 Sandal, not pair, one single sandal
1 Bottle of vodka, emptied, and filled with sand
1 Can of Murray's Pomade
1 Copy of American Grizzly
1 Half eaten jar of creamy peanut butter

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>>32117024
Underrated post.

>>32116777
kek

>>32119373
>Navy
There's your problem.

>>32116593
buy him a tactical tailor chest rig and a fuck ton of pouches, just not ammo pouches cause he can't use those. make sure to buy mutlicam too.

>>32119373
You'd get your ass beaten hard in my unit if you did that.

And by ass beat, I'm not talking about the gay sex you enjoy.

>>32116593
Don't listen to these faggots OP. He probably has plenty of this shit or will get it next time he has a RFI issue.

>Surefire- his CoC may not authorize it while in garrison, only get if he's deploying
>Headlamp- unless your brother is a complete retard, he already has 2
> cold weather gloves- he already has these and he lives in Georgia
>multi-tool- also probably already has this unless hes a complete retard
>tacticool shit- hes in the army, he already has this


Get him something he wants like vidya or an iPad or a hooker.

>>32116593
>as an infantrymen /k/ this year.

qualtiy grammar

>>32116593
Socks

Get him no less than 4 packs of socks

After that, another 4 pairs of socks

Seriously get him some socks

>>32116593

Fox river socks are some p good socks.

Get him a casket.

If the muzzies don't get him, he'll off himself from PTSD.

>>32118593
One of my buddies sent me a care package with Dora spelling cards with a note that read "to help you learn how to spell drill sergeant. He sent a coloring book with a note that read "to keep you entertained drill sergeant". He sent a small stuffed lion with a note that read "to help you go to sleep drill sergeant". He also sent a large amount of candy, including some Oreos and a note that read "Here is everything you asked for Pvt. Anon. PS I heard you could do more pushups than Drill Sergeant.'
The moment I saw the package addressed for me with that name on it i started sweating. Drill sausage threw Oreos into crowd and gave gummy bears to anyone that could recite the ranger creed. Which was me. I didn't get those gummy bears.

>>32116806

Leatherman mut with the extra bits, amazing multi tool for an 11bro.

>>32116593
The largest dildo you can get your hands on (such as something from Bad Dragon) and/or a loli onahole from Jlist.