Let's form a mercenary group, /k/! I mean, "private

>working in these areas without an employer

Dream big, OP

>>32112730
establish company, get employer
we shouldn't have trouble attracting warlords w/ the level of equipment we can show off

Mercenary groups are nice and all, but I'd rather form a fortress nation. Where should we build that?

>>32112797
Wait for some island to get fucked by a tsunami and then we come in, save civilians, and kill dictators.
We get civilian support, and this'll go great

>>32112797
This, desu. I also wouldn't mind taking over a small African country. UN wouldn't give a fuck, 'cause that shit happens all the time down there.

>>32112657

Post a picture of yourself, OP. I'd like to see if your ambitions match your weight.

>>32112797
Find some small African nation with a dictator or something. Offer ourselves as a private defense force in exchange for some land. Build a HQ and once our forces are strong enough we overthrow the dictator put ourselves in power. We then have setup worldwide free trade and develop a massive agriculture industry using the profits from that to start manufacturing arms and ammunition.

We will become the most prosperous nation in Africa

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>>32112859
Rhodesia when?

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>>32112888
>Tfw nation of arms dealers
>Tfw serfs work in fields all day to produce food for MREs and textiles for uniforms
>Tfw prisoners work the mines
Sounds comfy as fuck. Trips has it.

>>32112657
Africa, for sure. The negro can't fight or aim a rifle worth shit, and are easily influenced by money and power.

>>32112956
Nah mate they are god their at surviving. Drop them anywhere with an album and a machete and they do the rest. Sure they suck at large scale fighting , but you could air drop them behind enemy lines and let them utterly destroy their infostructure.

>>32112998
>Disposable African berserkers driven mad by PYSD, hopped up on drugs, and immune to pain
Gr8 m8

>>32113016

>You're a guard working for a Nork Hydroelectric Dam project for grorious Peopurrs Army.
>Your partner is sick from dysentary he contracted eating illegal street vendor food because your MRE for the day was a salamander and a rock in a ziplock that had been reused
>Suddenly, as you reach for your last reeferino, you hear a heavy thud behind you
>Your CO is laying broken in a pile of thick red blood in the dingy yellow light from the 26 year old flood lights in your sector
>You can faintly see arrows and what looks like a spear sticking out of his back
>In nervousness, your thump flicks the flint on your lighter, igniting your Best Korea State Approved joint to steady your nerves
>In the faint light that the flame casts on the pitch black forest, you see dozens, if not hundreds, of bloodshoot and beady eyes on polished nubian skulls watching you through the dense thicket.
>The smell of your dank buds drifts through the air, the pungeant skunky odor reaching the treeline.
>Suddenly you feel a meaty hand on your shoulder and turn around desperately.
>A 9 foot tall gorilla man is standing there with a murderous gaze in his eyes and an erection that pokes you in the adam's apple.
"AY YO LIL NIGGA LEMME HIT DAT SHEEEEYIT"
>You stand in frozen horror with wide eyes
>You have absolutely no idea what he's saying
>He snatches your cig and takes a mighty drag his own red eyes going wide as he grabs your muzzle and wheels around to face the others hiding in the woods
>"AY SON DIS LIL NIGGA GOT DAT LOUD"
>The strap on your SKS breaks as he turns, simply flying off your neck as he walks away to a chorus of animalistic simian screams and whoops from his comrades
>"Ayy dog lemme see dat niggas AK"
>"Nigga das an SKS"
>"Yee nigga lemme get dat S-K."

>They disappear into the jungle once more, taking only weeks to rape and basketball stomp a bloody path clear into China.

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>>32113241

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>>32113241

I'm gonna start a PMC and charge k faggots money to larp with us. All we'll do is drive around in suburban and DRMO humvees, and charge other faggots money for the "my private security is a bunch of PMC operators" look

This way no one needs passports or actually needs to go anywhere dangerous and I'll get lots of money for the gold plated guns we post on instafag

>>32112657
No we side with Pakistan and used these guns

>>32113382
>implying 1/16 of /k/ could pull off the PMC look

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>>32113401

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>>32113409

Not all of us are pimply Mosin Nagant fetishists

And I'll just have the nerdy ones wear jeans and a vest and aviator eyeglasses to look like that one specops guy

You gotta know when to play against type anons

>>32113432
>>32113449
Fair enough but I want in on the ground floor

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>>32113432
The fuck did you say about mosins?

>>32113462

I've created convincing corporate websites before that fooled /po/ and other "investigators"

What should we name our multinational PMC

I can make up fake documents and job offers from it that you can leave laying around and then when Stacy snoops through the paper on the seat of your car and googles the company name she'll think you're some sort of secret operator and give up the poose

>>32113471

>no beard

>corrective lenses

>presumably not fit

You'll be in charge of getting us contracts, but nothing else

>>32113547

>What should we name our multinational PMC

Innawoods Int'l

>What if we actually did it
Would this be the ultimate magical place moment?

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>>32112657
It's going to flip I bet

>>32113608
/tv/ meme'd a plane crash
/pol/ meme 'd a president into office

We can meme a PMC into existence

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>tfw nogunz
>tfw fatcrobatic
>tfw glasses
>tfw had to start growing a beard to get rid of the perpetual babyface
>The dream will never be real
RIP

>>32113608

We'd have to set up an application process. Anyone who hasn't been military would go straight to the back of the line.

Let's establish some criteria:

>Anyone with deployment experience (shipboard, boots-on-ground, expeditionary, etc.) would get preference.

>Infantry, medical, armorers, maintanence, and the like would get higher preference.

>Physical fitness is a must. No need to be the Hulk, just be able to run, carry gear, and move efficiently in a variety of environments.

>Must supply own weapons and ammunition until further notice.

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>>32113661
Doable
Next nugget fest let's recruit /fit/ folks that can shoot.
In fact, we should build a live fire obstacle course

>>32113657
Change sheets. Grow a beard. You'll look like less of a faggot.

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>>32112888
Fuck yeah trips, I'm down. Where do I enlist with your company.

>>32113471
Are you Jay Naylor?

>>32113684
What about law enforcement experience?

>>32113699
I bet Jay is a /k/ommamdo with all his special forces worship

he must carry at least

>>32113712

Also acceptable and sought-after.

Welcome aboard.

>>32113684

>implying /k/ has all these qualified guys waiting for this

the only benefit to ex mil is they have certain technical skills sometimes and certifications on equipment

Other than that you only want milfags because they follow orders well and crave structure

>>32113684

One more thing.

>Anyone possessing relative knowledge and/or fluency in a language native to an area of conflict will also get higher priority.

My Arabic is rusty, not to mention that areas like Yemen and Syria use a vastly different dialect from what I learned (MSA)

>>32113683
>Private military company
>military company
>company
They need accountants too, anon.

Also, define fatcrobatic.

>>32113719
He needs to get off /k/ and finish my smut.

>>32113724

>Other than that you only want milfags because they follow orders well and crave structure

Discipline is a necessity in any decent company. You're acting like that's a bad thing. Chances are, you've never served and probably don't have the physical (or mental) capabilities to be in a PMC. No offense, but you wouldn't fit the bill posting stupid shit like that.

>>32113752

Accountants, armorers, etc. are necessary as well.

>>32113752
Our accountants and lawyers must be jewish.

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>>32113752
Im a CFA and know CPAs that are looking for a change of pace.
I could raise capital and manage the business side
6 years exprience in IB/WM at a major NYC firm
I can also shoot and am fairly fit

We'd need a patch. And funds, obviously. Any artsy fags or richfags want to help?

I'm making a map of signatories of the United Nations Mercenary Convention.

>>32113782

There's a bit of a conundrum there, boss. Your professional skills would probably overshadow your fitness and ability to shoot, especially in the early stages of the company's development.

You'll probably have to wait a little while before actually going to an armed post, but it would be worth it. The financial side of things needs to be ironed out as well

>>32113690
Don't talk about yourself
And I have. A mustache

>>32113782
>Combat accountants
You fired a PDW before, Anon?

>>32113803

>Funds

Weapons and ammunition will have to be supplied in the beginning by the employees themselves since the price of ammo will become a huge burden if we attempt to tack it onto the company's budget from the get-go.

Training can be done at big, empty properties (practically every state has these) with ramshackle buildings made from construction scraps. That won't cost too much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts

We have a fucking TON of options to choose from, some of which look like they'd be easy pickin's for building up a repertoire

>>32112657
Seeing that picture always make me laugh as I know where those are.

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>>32113806
I'm fine with hanging back and running the show
I've started two small businesses, one technical, one manufacturing based, I know what it takes to get off the ground and how to cold call and seek out investors

It's very doable, but with any small business all members touch all levels of the company

>>32113838
I'm talking more travel expenses, consultant (Translators, etc.) fees, legal representation, [spoiler]bribes[/spoiler] etc.

>>32113861
I've done analyst work for a brokerage consulting firm, and have a limited understanding of various types of equities, but I was mostly just a human computer. Don't know if that helps (probably doesn't).

>because they're fucking weak and need to be disbanded

And the moment there's any hint of them getting anything done there's an never ending torrent of bitching about national sovereignty and new world order and so on and so on up to and including the assassination of the Secretary General who dared actually try to do something.

The vast majority of anti-UN sentiment is simply hatred on principle of any international organisation and co-operation from the isolationist/nationalist morons. Funnily enough, many of the groups out on that flank are entirely ok about co-operating with each other across borders, but then again, we are talking about people making up for lacking intellect with double standards.

>>32113867

Bribes will be a big part of working in Africa, but I don't know so much about the Middle East... money talks, but the Saudis seem like they'd be willing to pay a pretty penny if someone else were to take care of the Houthi rebels...

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>>32113690
Few can grow the kind of beard he'd need there.

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What an operation like this really needs is a lawyer (domestic) a logistics specialist, a few ex-mil types with combat experience, an accountant, a CEO, CFO, treasurer, international law specialist, an armorer, and an ops guy (managing inventory, orders, uniforms, internal affairs. That being said every one of these positions can be armed and employed as a mercenary if running lean, personnel wise.

>>32113887
Any analytical mindset is valuable.
Understanding asset classes and investments is more important on the buy side, this would be a much more client facing environment.
Our clients would be our investors on the finance side, I know some PE guys that do stuff like this all the time. Getting small start-ups funded and spoken for.

>>32113683
One of our great lords, God Vining also wore glasses.

He was Delta, so I hope that helps in making you feel less bad about yourself.

>>32113925
>tfw when you fit half of these descriptions

When and where do I sign up

>>32113948

>Our clients would be our investors on the finance side

This makes the prospect of working in Yemen so much more lucrative because the Saudis are filthy rich and don't have too many problems with throwing cash at people who offer to solve their problems for them

>>32113963
They are, however, legally bound by an international law, to which they are signatories, which prohibits the recruitment, training, use, and financing of mercenaries. That's not to say that they wouldn't hire us, but it we got into deep shit, they couldn't officially be seen to have connections to us.

>>32113803
What do you want on patch?
Any ideas guys?

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>>32113995
Here's a map.

>>32113998
No idea, m80. What's a /k/ thing? It could have brown and white, for the jizz brownies.

>>32113995

>Saudis

>bound by international law

Also,

>mercenaries

We wouldn't be mercs, we'd be a private security company providing solutions to problems that could shake a country apart. What those solutions are, however, will come in time.

>>32113998

Rifle and pen crossed over one another, superimposed over a globe with subdued colors (ideal for patches)

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>>32113954
Which fits you best, combat/ops or finance/accounting?
>>32113995
Best to start with domestic security, low risk, build a name, build up equity, get training and practice for more advanced work and then start fairly local, Mexico, South America, and see if we don't end up losing our scrappy pos group to a bunch of Cartel torturers with their heads on sticks

Then we go to the Middle East, Africa or Asia

>>32114033

>domestic security, low risk

So... armed bodyguards for rich people? Works for me. Plus we wouldn't necessarily have to hire anyone to translate since anyone worth protecting will probably speak Engrish (or have an aide to translate for us)

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>>32114031
I like the rifle and pen idea, but maybe keep the rifle something traditional to connote a long history, competency and experience, like a krag or a musket

Any legalfags? I'm good at digging through arcane bullshit of all varieties, but it would be better to have someone familiar with law concerning private security to look through that stuff.

>>32114033

Well, two deployments to Afghan and I work logistics right now in a company that moves and delivers things. Wherever I'm needed, apparently.

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>>32114080
Sounds like you could double as combat training and logistics, starting out logistics would be fairly limited anyways.

I've done some work in ops mgmt, the logistics side pairs well with that. Could be a good collaborative role

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>>32114031
For a patch the MGS militaries sans fronteras patch uses great distinct colors

Same as this can design, black yellow red and white are all winners for being distinct and crisp patch colors

>>32113547
Nugget Enterprises is the only correct answer

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>>32114100
>Not useing the right gun

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>>32114124
>not using good booze

>>32113766


Hahaha says the 19 year old with no real world experience

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>>32112657
>Tfw networking degree

I can still hit a shotgun shell at 50 yards, other than that, I'm pretty cute

Shouldn't you guys use a combat engineer? I'm trained in computer science, but I'm also well-familiar with many other fields of study. I can also shoot a gun if necessary.

>>32114172

>tfw that would be me again lmao

>>32114143

>one year in the Middle East
>two shipboard deployments
>experience with helo operations

You're right, you got me

>>32114172

Computer science could be useful in fucking up a faction's communications and help us with a propaganda campaign.

>>32114191

>ship

And into the trash he goes

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>>32114133
The FAL would be a fine rifle, but for the distance we'd engage at and the cost of ammunition, ARs make a lot more sense.

What's maintanence like on a FAL? I've only owned ARs and AKs

Gotta think ubiquity, interchangability, low maintenance and replacement cost

That being said PDWs are cool as heck

>>32114204
Just give me a Linux machine and a PDW, and I can do anything you could ask of me. Am I in?

>>32112657
I've had to clear a renters house at like 3am, that's all the live fire training I've had

>>32114208
Not him, but I also have two ship deployments. Pls let me in your guys' totally legit, not a honeypot thing

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>>32114217

In terms of ubiquity, 7.62-capable rifles would be the way to go in non-Western nations.

Sign me up, fampai. My credentials are still active

>>32114217
I'm going to use Because fuck you and it's a R1

>>32114217
Remember, the 5.7x28mm round has been proven to be better than the 4.6x30mm one used in the MP7, if you plan to use PDWs, that is.

>>32114246
We should get a doc full of burner accounts together for writing up a business plan

>>32114217
FALs are easy as fuck to field strip, m8

>>32114282
Do they collect a lot of shit in the reciever/chamber?

>>32114282
What would the heavy caliber be? I've only shot .300 win for a long range rifle

All ready contracted but you should get a lot under your belt before you go slashing sand cucks.

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Right. Here's the map from earlier with a very rough overlay of current conflicts.

Colombia's a clusterfuck, but the country recently signed a peace deal with the left-wing FARC paramilitaries. It's still on.

The Middle East and Indian conflicts will give you a chance to remove kebab, as will the Moro insurgency in the Philippines

Burmese civil war's been going on since 1946, when the British packed their shit up and left. It's a decent candidate.

Obviously, even if this shit gets off the ground, overseas deployments are years in the future.

>>32113896
>"people like you keep the UN weak because you don't want them to do anything"

What's the point of staying in the UN and wasting money and resources in a weak organization that doesn't benefit our country in any way, anon?

>>32114315
No where close to the coast, would be too hard to defend/stop transit

>>32114287
Not especially, gas piston system, and if you start getting messy you can just adjust the gas system to bleed less. It was pretty ahead of it's time

>>32114265

One thing you're all forgetting is the availability of these exotic rounds in foreign countries. In many places, the only ammo available is 5.56 or 7.62. You'll either not have ammo at all and have a fancy schmancy PDW, or just stop being fucking LARPers and have a short barreled AR or AK that you can actually put rounds through.

On that note, I'm off to work. I can't post but I will be monitoring the thread. I'll be back in approximately three hours.

>>32114315
Self sufficiency would be the most difficult hurdle

Let's get back to the actually feasible plan of starting a fake multinational PMC to use as a cover story whenever we want to larp + charge people money for a "prestigious private security escort" here in the states

It's way more fun and feasible than trying to start a real business with a random group of anons who are all on various parts of the autismo-sperg bell curve, and even if you do get into the industry, all the money and glory days are gone

>I worked for Custer Battles in 2003-2004 when they took any warm body who could drive a truck, mil experience? We don't need no steenkin mil esperience!
>entire commercial flights of sketchy rednecks and gangbanger types and normal looking people, straight into Kuwait
>later on straight into SDA/BGW
>every single one of us on a fraudulent tourist visa
>cage raiding was socially and ethically acceptable
>booze in our compound, fucked so many female officers who snuck in cause we had booze
>salty nasty girls and marines everywhere because of the above
>assmonkey landing in a fucking alley to get some guys out of a stalled truck about to be overrun
>that fucking midget
>so much gay Arab man love going on
>DJAMBO BOSS
>seeing how little ID we could show the Ugandan gate guards to get back in, personal record: crushed ripit can
Face it guys you missed the good days. Now it's all turd worlders working for minimum wage.

And who the fuck told you that working for Saudis is good? They spend the big money on themselves and Jew over everyone else at every possible moment while being giant pricks

>>32114315

>Moro insurgency in the Philippines

Sounds promising, but what are the odds that Pres. Duterte will let a foreign security firm work in PI short of a full-scale war?

>Burmese civil war

There's no peaceful end to this. Either side chosen in the conflict will do irreparable damage to the company's reputation.

My suggestion is this: start stateside and work to undermine current companies out there by proving ourselves capable, ready, efficient, and (most importantly) affordable.

If we can get this team together, we could begin advertising in areas rife with rich folk... the kind that NEED protection.

>>32114354

>so much gay Arab man love going on

Man Love Thursday! Those are still pretty big in some parts of the ME.

"Women are for business, men are for pleasure."

>>32114355
Honestly, this is the best idea.

Put together a doc.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sfeE6EOWznIMcqDxLU_z6ANBgoNVJOXwVFiOxOve2QA/edit?usp=sharing

>>32114354
>Crushed ripit can
Good night, my sides

>>32114355
>
My suggestion is this: start stateside and work to undermine current companies out there by proving ourselves capable, ready, efficient, and (most importantly) affordable.

You guys are gonna make the dashcon ballpit look like a pro operation.

Just accept that the winning answer here is a fake PMC. All the fun, none of the risk, more opportunity to get your dick sucked by Stacy, and the pay of $nothing is only slightly less than the current real pay for contracting.

If you guys aren't doing it for real now, or haven't, you won't ever. Right now every swinging dick with a DD214 has already tried and has gone on to their fallback plans of being a hick town cop or getting a bunch of tattoos, a beard, and working at a gunstore/starting a YouTube channel

>>32114355
Freshly turned 19, network security major, around guns all my life (mostly ar and sig's) could use some action

>>32114401

Then we'll settle for a fake PMC to start, but see if it gains traction and go from there.

>>32114416

Do you have your degree, though? That's a huge difference. CompTIA certs will also be beneficial

>>32114416

I rest my case.

Operation DASHCON BALLPIT is a go

>>32114217
It could be a requirement that all those who join must possess an AK or AR, and in each squad sized element there could be someone with an FAL or SCAR.

Remember that other anon who wanted to start his own shitty PMC company to guard crab fishing traps in Alaska?

>>32114421
Nah second year, getting my Cisco certificate in the summer

>>32114423
I wish

>>32114429

Fuck Alaska. If I were 'tarded enough to start a real PMC, (instead of a fake one that we could actually have fun with) to Denver to guard cash shipments for marijuana shops. You could probably get a pretty sweet reality tv gig out of the thing.

>I already have the Bongwater logo made up

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What states are we in kiddos

DE here

>>32112888
Rhodesia 2.0 We warlordz now edition

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>>32114458
if we had a legit enough website and some glossy stock photos of construction and military vehicles we could easily be approached for contracts if we fished around a bit

>>32114462

NE FL. Plenty of humidity and shitty swamp terrain in which I can train.

>>32114458

>Bongwater

Let's see it, compadre!

I can suck all of your dicks.

>>32114462
PA
And I'm just replying to this right before I leave. Will be back in 3 hours, will monitor the thread.

>>32114493
near Chester or DE?
Buddy of mine has land to shoot on and steel targets if you want to come down some time

>>32114486

>bongwater

On my phone now but it's a pot leaf instead of a bear claw

>>32112888
I'm game.

>>32114528

>pot leaf

We should probably shoot for something a little less... stoner-esque. Professionalism is what will sell us.

Why not start a security company that isn't the usual MUST BE CLEAN SHAVEN MUST BE PROFESSIONAL MUST BE GUARD CARD? What's the difference between an overweight old man with no gun "defending" something as opposed to a neckbeard with a nugget legally defending property on assertion from the manager?

>>32114462
RI, but I'm too much of a faggot to do anything but contribute ideas.

>>32114544

It's for a joke concept if I ever want reality tv bux from TLC or Discovery.

You guys are going to definitely put together something professional, though.

DASHCON PMC

FIRST ONES INTO THE BALLPIT

LAST ONES OUT

>>32114640

Ballpits are fun for everyone though, especially for junkies trying to dispose of their dirty needles

>>32113241
>African niggers.
>Not midgets who attack only in packs and are dumb enough to give a gun to a chimp only to get shot by that same higher species.

What if I have no military experience but I want to guard the ball pit too? Will you have training options available for /k/omfy operators

>>32114710

I don't see any harm in setting up a training regiment for newcomers, but it would be down the road a ways

>>32114710

Someone make a latin phrase for being always vigilant over the ballpit

I have intelligence and data mining experience. Also I can shoot gud

>>32114792

"Custodiet Foveam"

Guard Your Pit

>>32114989
If I were a rich dude who wanted protection, I'd go for the mottoless company over the one saying "guard your pit."

>>32114989
Watch out for your cornhole, buddy

I can do graphics and machining. And tactical nuclear weapons design, if needs must. Sadly I'm on vacation without my tablet now so no patch design from me. :/

>>32112888
Holy shit this sounds like Outer Haven
>We will realize the Boss's dream

I wouldn't mind doing some agricultural, construction, or industrial work to keep this dinghy afloat, and maybe a spot of land to call my own.

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Give me 6 months and let me gradually spend ten thousand more on necessities & I will answer the call. As long as their is no cuck ROE or LOAC I am good to go. Just gotta get the rest of my gear spare mags & ammo around. /k/ better get the ladder of leadership down. Becuase I don't like wasting my time. Time is money overseas.

>>32115538

That would require capital of an incredible amount, and I'm not too keen on slapping "Coca-Cola" on everything

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>>32115560
You're gonna need at least 20 grand in first world equipment and another 10 grand in ammo and food supplies. Don't forget the 5 thousand on shipping your sorry ass overseas on a non TSA regulated airline (smuggling).

>>32115320
>a bunch of autists on a Hmong flowercloth weaving forum unite to create Outer Haven
just as kojima planned

>>32115560
Maybe buds gun shop will sponsor the guns and federal will provide the Ammo. I assume grandpa is in on this

>>32114699
That video was an obvious fake you stupid fuck.

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Night raids on ONBONGO Tribes would be a dream come true for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_D-wmibM6s

>>32113925

I've worked in the legal field, mostly with civil shit, but I know Criminal stuff fairly well too.

I'm no gunz, so I'll work for pretty much nothing if you let me play with various explosives and guns on weekends.

Make a chat lads. We've struck gold plated shit

>>32112797
Liechtenstein so we can free Germany from the hordes.

>>32112797
Ever since "/k/ takes Sealand" I've wanted to establish Outer Heaven.

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>>32112657
last time we tried this some /k/ommando got the v& when they tried to rearm a cost guard cutter

>>32115945
Don't fear, Anon. We will do this legally.

>>32116120
Even if we don't we'll make the news.

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>>32115945
So try as hard as possible to not break the law and spend a sizable portion on lawyers, legal team, etc.?????

>>32116149
Yeah, we need legal consultants of some persuasion.

Also, is that you?

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>>32116191
Nah, just some funny balding hairline man i found online

>>32115850
Seconded

>>32116210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RkAijuZZNM
at around 2:25

>>32115945
story? I must have missed this happening

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Uniform? My vote is for tiger stripe, it even makes fat airsofters look kinda cool

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>>32112657
>Lol "I live in d first world n therefore superior to third world soldiers XDDD" logic.
You just mentioned places where real armies exist, genius
>India-Pak border
Get killed by either of the two's armies.
>Myanmar Burma
-Get killed by the Burmese army.
-Get killed by the Burmese Junta-loyal ethnicities.
-Get killed by Buddhist fanatics.
-Get killed by fucking China since they have operatives and vested interests in Burma.

Alright, the thread seems to have died down a small bit since I left. Now I'm back.

Have we made any progress yet in making this a reality or no?

>>32114511
And sorry for the super late response, I just got back home. I'm actually about a half hour away from DE. I'm totally down if you'll have me.

>>32112888
>trips
Yup, that enough for me to get on board with this shit. Never thought I actually WANT to move to Africa. Where we headed boys.

>>32116120
We're do I sign up?

>>32116390
Hopefully, a couple anons will take this seriously enough to recruit at the next meetup. Someone should start a Skype chat or some shit for people serious about this. I'm on my phone, on the train, so I can't.

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>>32116120
so did they

>>32116445
Skype would be nice. There's also kik, Google groups etc. I think we should do something that has a smaller digital footprint

>>32116572
agreed

>>32113724
Im an EMT
Also was an assigned Automatic rifleman was i was in.

Also i have three jump bags ready.

I need an exciting job...

>>32116572
Discord?
Telegram?

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>>32116233
It was in like 2010 I think some of the people involved still lurk so maybe they'll clarify but basically PMCs were big money some guy had enough to start one up and bought a decommissioned coastguard cutter and armed it up (legally) I think he was planning on providing security for ships off the cost of Somalia. Anyway when he went to get the paperwork needed to operate he was denied and then he got a the v& apparently the deal was is he doesn't get to operate he never will and the ship goes or he goes... to jail.
so he got rid of it.

>>32116736
What was their legal grounds for saying that?

>>32116549
so why did they get v&?

>>32116783
This, If it's done legally then there's no reason anon can't live out his dreams of becoming modern day John Paul Jones. Are you sure they didn't do something wrong? Like not donating enough to the Clinton Foundation before starting the voyage?

>>32116300
This.

>>32112657
OP, you're such a fucking white boy holy shit.

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>>32114031
Done but it's hard to choose pleasing colours

>>32113771
>tfw conservative jew
Can I come aboard, boys?

>>32116915
>you're such a fucking white boy holy shit.
what did he mean by this? That he has ambitions beyond sitting on his couch an eating KFC.

>>32116944

I like the top left patch, but can you make the rifle more traditional, like a M1? I feel like it give the patch prestige

>>32117005
Seconded, except make it a mosin.

>>32117019
>>32117005
>>32116944
Thirded, an AK-47 gives normies an association with third worlders and terrorists. A Mosin, while also used by third-worlders and terrorists, looks fancier and doesn't have that connotation in the minds of normies.

>>32116736
No, he never got the ship, the FBI came to his house literally the next day after the thread and told him to fuck off. It was like 2-3 years ago

>>32116944
A straighter rifle would be better, the magazine gets in the way of the pen and messes up the cross

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But I already work for a corp

>>32116736

Occam's razor says the anon just made up a good story to back out with

>>32117113

Nice larp gear but even ghetto ass Custer Battles had us rolling with (entry lvl) encrypted Motorolas, not babbys first chicom shortwave radio that you read as a recommended item here on fagland

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Merc music intensifies. We are gonna need some surplus russian Tanks and a couple APC's or hover vehicles for unmarked anti vehicle/personnel mines.

.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aw--3qXW6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEH08Zdli8w&t=777s

>>32117019
Thirded, but make it a bad dragon dildo.

>>32117113
>>32117177
The baofeng UV-5R isn't even legal to use on part 90. Even if that's an old model from back when it was certified it's illegal unless you program it to lock out entering frequencies. And even then I don't think it complies with narrowbanding. Fake and gay.

>>32116825
As a former sailor, this is all I've ever wanted. The beauty of the high seas with the thrill of shooting impoverished brown people.

>>32117177

It's a joke from OPchan. They did a group buy on some custom lowers for their made up group Pay back Enterprise.

>>32117191
Do tankers sleep under that thing? Do they sleep on the engine deck in cold weather to stay warm?

looks maximum comfy

>>32112888
I say we liberate Namibia.

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mosin version

>>32115945
I call bullshit.... can anyone link an actual news source about this?

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>>32117343
whoops i forgot to erase space around trigger

>>32117417
Did a p good job, can you scale the pen and mosin to be equal in length and also see how making certain parts of the mosin gray looks?

>>32117479
Gray or black

>>32117368
dis

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Not OP, but experimenting w/ colors

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>>32117808

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>>32117827

>>32117844
larger pen, keep the color pallet to 2-3 or it's gonna be mad expensive

>>32117844
This one looks best tbqh.
Can you lengthen the pen?

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>>32117479
it's not a vector so I had to redraw pen to keep the same line width

>>32117863
So maybe all black mosin parts?

>>32117870
>>32117863
I'm not the OP of this photo. I can't scale the pen to look larger.
Unless of course he provides me with the .psd/.pdn/.gimp etc.

>>32117888

I'm liking this

>>32117888
Did a fine job. Sorry for being nitpicky but maybe extend the pen to almost the end of the larger circle so it matches symmetrically the mosin length.

>>32117888
Checked.
The only problem is that the receiver+safety being one color makes it look like a single uninterupted piece and it's triggering me something autismal.

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>>32116333
hell yeah, we shoot most weekends

Email me at [email protected] with contact info if you're interested

Always looking for more shooters. We're a bunch of fucks and don't take it too seriously so it's a good time

>>32114033
>CCing an smg under a coat
I want this

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>>32117932

>>32117969
what if you went darker blue for the oceans and black and grey for the pen

>>32113684
>dual citizenship
>served 4 years in Guatemalan army
>repatriated to America
>6 years as a long haul driver
>went to college for engineering and apprenticed in welding and light engine repair
>can run 1 1/2 mile in 15 min
>currently doing farm and tractor repair

If you need a convoy runner or a mechanic for the motor pool I'd be game. I go shooting every weekend, so I'm ok with a weapon.

Should we make an anthem? Something with Ave Nex Alea.

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>>32117895
i think it looks quite ugly, i wanted to keep the gun one coloured for minimalism
>>32117930
thought about that when just posted, but it's 6am and fug i want to sleep
>>32117932
sorry but i think it will be barely visible on patch

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>>32118001
K, gonna try that next

shit, I don't imagine my national guard contract would let miss drill to operate inna africa. Assuming you are looking for 11 bravos to make a backbone of your force

>>32118104
Like this one the best.

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>>32118107
>>32118001

i am training to be an agricultural pilot. if we can get a technical cessna, an old su-24 or an a4 i can provide air support

>>32118104
>sorry but i think it will be barely visible on patch
You underestimate the powers of the autismus that runs through the veins of the average /k/ommando.

>>32118182
Unlimited autism

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>>32118187
An entirely new dimension of autism yet untapped, which could provide unlimited energy through which to construe matter and energy, to power our meager lower-dimensional societies.

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>>32118104
3 colours+black, looks ugly though

>>32118221
Yeah, main problem with that is the lack of contrast. To make it look better, you'd have to ditch that outer ring, but even then you'd have to use 4 colors, at least.

>>32114462
Maine

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>>32118182
ok this is fixed last version

>>32116944
No has to be green gold white and balck

>>32118218
Why even your post and mine are both seeping with untapped pure autism.

>>32116627
>>32116711
I'm not to sure on how to use those feel free to create it

>>32118351
This dimension of autism may not be visible to the neurotypical viewer. That is because a lower plane of existence finds it impossible to experience a higher plane. This post could be gushing with pure aspergian energy, but many a casual observer would be completely oblivious.

Making a kik chat, will update when finished.

>>32118480
does kik have a desktop client?
I would prefer discord because it's cross-platform and has a browser-only option.

>>32118492
We can figure that out, this is just to see who is interested.

Drop some Kik names, it's gettin lonely!

i'd recommend discord
>>32118492
>>32118480

>>32118516
>>32118492
On it

>>32118544
https://discord.gg/jcBKp

I created a discord when the other anon mentioned it

>>32118549
Whew. I thought I was stuck with it

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Yeah, this thing is probably gonna get V& if anybody actually gets anywhere.
>Implying (((they))) will give bunch of horny 4chan autists the opportunity to conquer africa and raise the average IQ

>>32112859
They would give a shit since we're a bunch of white dudes

>>32117417
It looks like an Enfield

>>32118032
Your run time is failing even by air force standards

Bumping with a reminder about the friendly neighborhood Discord: https://discord.gg/5HBBJqH

>>32118291
>>32118221
>>32118162
>>32118107
>>32118104
>>32117969
>>32117888
>>32117844
>>32117827
>>32117808
>>32117417
>>32117343
>>32116944
Can we do one without a fucking nugget please? It's not 1926 your garbage doesn't look professional and its too shit of a rifle to look classy.

>>32113547
InnaSecurity Inc. Logo is a cube superimposed over crossed Mosins on a heater shield. Colors are gold, gunmetal, and blood. Camo is flecktarn.

>>32119178
Go away please

>>32119245
Logo potential. I like it

>>32119084
You need go look at more Enfields.

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Include me in the screencap. Murder/k/ube will be part of our company, yes?

>>32112888
I am in support of this. You have my surplus russian arms pledged.

https://discord.gg/eTDbvrZ

non-expiring /k/mc discord link

>>32119329
If you want a little more edge, replace a Mosin with a cavalry saber and dangle a gas mask off one of the points on the heater shield. If you want to seem more noble and virtuous, replace nuggets with sabers, remove cube, quarter the shield, place an eagle perching on a cube in the top right quadrant, place an open book with a key spread across both pages in the bottom left quadrant.

>>32114315
The Gulf of Aden is the most dangerous pass for maritime security. 95% of all imports from East Asia to Europe go through there. There is currently a call for mercenaries to guard these ships and the money should be good.

>>32112657
I'm down for #1, but you gotta remember the Pakis have some qts too.

>>32116944
I like lower middle, except for the colour of the ak.

>>32117343
>>32117417
Make pen grey, otherwise it blurs into the continents too easily

>>32118162
This one a best.

>>32118615
yeah, that's why it's basically LARPing

>>32118291
>>32118221
>>32118162
>>32118107
>>32118104
>>32117969
>>32117888
>>32117844
>>32117827
>>32117808
>>32117417
>>32117343
Why cant we just do a FAL?

>>32121875

It doesn't indicate traditional prestige like a M1 Garand or a moist nugget

>>32118032
>1 1/2 mile in 15 min
That's barely even a jog

>>32118162
Best one

>>32112797

just wait for the US to implode/breakup. Trump's election will slow it down a little, but it's happening eventually; no matter what.

>>32121875
galil

>>32122611
Inb4 jooz

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>>32112657
is this real a good idea

>>32122680
It's an excellent idea. It could be the best one to come out of /k/.

>>32112888
+1

I'd be down for something like this. Just need a resource-rich country that we would be able to use effectively.

Time to work on cardio.

>>32122878
The time to work on cardio was the last 10 fucking years of your life.
You're out.

>>32122893
Rood

>>32114473
Plus an 'about us' page with some operator looking mother fuckers with opesec faces

>>32122914
Fat

>>32122893
M8, I have fine cardio, it's honing it. 2 miles is like a 10 minute jog.

Sign me up.

White
I speak fluent tagalog and cebuano.
College educated.
Shoot 500+rds a month
1.5 miles in 12 minutes
Lift 3 times a week.
Ready to die for the /k/ube.

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Thoughts on uniforms?
I'm a fan of traditional PMC full black

>>32122935
That anon wasn't even me.

>>32123082
Sexy af

>>32123082

If you're a PMC trying to attract skilled professionals and veterans, your best bet is to have some sort of standard issue uniform and weapon but allow volunteers to wear and wield whatever they want. Individual freedom within reason has to be part of the appeal

>>32112657
Quartermaster checking in. I can fight if necessary but I excel at spreadsheets, inventory, accounting and infrastructure. Keep our grunts and the books nice and /k/omfy

>>32114342
Agree with this. Can loot additional inventory off of the war bands we put down. Not to mention we can take their guns and salvage for parts to keep cost down. Kalashnikovs and RPGs for erryone

>>32112657
>Indo-Pak border
Not going to happen. The only place you could legally get licenses to carry you weapons are in Pakistan and even then you need to bribe the officials to get it.

>>32114462
Ohio checking in

>>32115945
How about stop using /k/ as a medium when shit starts for security reasons?

>>32123393
This, tbqh familiae.

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Currently working PD Dispatch in a understaffed PD. I dont mind being Comms.

>>32123909
My call sign is
Papa
Alfa
November
Charlie
Alfa
Kilo
Echo

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>>32115850
Will there be burgers?

>>32112657
1. Two poor countries with people to spare, why would they hire mercs? "Indian food" is actually pakistani food most of the time.

2. Do the kurds have money? Are ISIS hiring?

3. Good place for skilled mercs, lots of blood diamond shit going on.

4. Taking over poppy fields and smuggling heroin into China and Thailand seems pretty lucrative.

>>32123930
I thought it was
Fox
Alfa
Gamma
Gamma
Oscar
Tom

>>32122878
Fuck that, khmer rouge some shithole country and sell rice for guns.

>>32122878
Where there are resources, people care.
If we take over some hellhole people are going to protest but they're not spending money to get rid of us.

>>32112657
we should work Pro-bono do depose Mugabe

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>>32123082
no Crye or die.

>>32124449
how the fuck do you get a cheekweld with that

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>>32124449
55 push ups in a minute
65 sit ups in one minute
9:37 1.5 mile run time
Test was taken last week before I caught a winter bug.

3 things to get in shape for /k/ustard commandos.
eat 2 meals a day comprised of rice ,small amounts of celery, potatoes and a slice of french bread. Dinner should be comprised of german pea soup with pomegranate juice on the side. Drop all cheese & dairy products drink almond milk reduced sugar for Brunch.

Get lots of sleep as much as you can before going to sleep take Ultra concentrated B12 to boost metabolism.

Conduct a least 60 minutes of physical fitness every other day for maintaining. For physical growth every day rain or shine. To include ab ripper X, Running 3 miles with 10 lb weighted vest and basic free weight exercises.

The basics have worked for simple warriors for thousands of years it works for me it will work for you. Rest is up to you.

>>32113471
>T-t-the f-fuck did you said about moisins

>>32124457
AIRSHIT
I
R
S
H
I
T

Everyone just hipfires anyway. That particular individual puts the fag in tripfag.

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>>32124457
>>32124457
It's a picture I saved of another anon on this board.
face protection that's viable for a cheek weld is F.R.A.G neck gaitor with opscore side plates for my high cut helmet. Won't stop handgun rounds but if its 600FPS buck shot or .22 LR should be good to go. Or I just remove my face plate and use the gunsight if I am on a motorcycle in africa. Becuase fuck foot patrols.
>>32124578
How does it feel to not be able to spend 2000 on a set of armor panels? Or pay cash for a motorcycle becuase you have no financial planning or goals?

>>32124523
>Almond milk reduced sugar
Sounds disgusting. How similar to normal milk is it?

>>32124597
>>32124523
>>32124449
You're ruining a good thread man. Lose the trip and the ego please. Do it for the /k/ube

>>32124597
It's has to be Suzukis or nothing

>>32124523
so where's the protein in that diet?

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>>32123082
Yeah no

This is the jungle camo

>>32124636
That's what I was wondering. He probably thinks it's in the almond milk. Or there's meat in the soup.

>>32123997
yours
Sierra
Alfa
Lima
Tango
Yankee

>>32124660
I see someone in jungle camo, it just doesn't look that intimidating to me.

>>32124523
Very Shitty food

It's should be like the rocks diet.

>>32124682
Is that English?

Effectiveness over style

Dumbass

>>32124616
Surprisingly comparable, only if you buy the vanilla flavor. Give it a try you will be surprised and feel less bloated after a few days of using it.
>>32124621
Hard to get rid of the EGO but will do, price of youth, might cool down when I get older. My pride and referencing of archives is the only reason I even bother using a trip.
.>>32124628
2017 DR650S vs 2017 KLR 650 both seem viable but KLR has an edge when it comes to aftermarket fuel capacity...

>>32124636
protein powder in the after workout. I use VEGA for a post work out works great. Also I use high quality foods with no BHT or TBHQ. Meat is good every once in awhile but I buy the best to avoid Meat Glue additives. Don't wanna write a narrative about this. You do your own thing If you want to remain fit to fight.
https://www.amazon.com/Vega-Performance-Protein-Powder-Vanilla/dp/B016D9IGRA/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473094425&sr=8-4&keywords=vega%2Bsport%2Bpea%2Bprotein&th=1

>>32124702
Sorry, I assumed that the 'If' at the beginning, and the 'then' in the middle would be assumed to exist. Apparently, I underestimated the sheer amounts of autism I was dealing with.

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>>32124687
> the rock's diet
>5000 calories
>double the national average
Lean and mean is what you want anon.
Swoll MOFO's need alot of resources to maintain themselves & it will cost a fuck ton to keep troops like that fed 10 lbs a day.

>>32124838
The Rock is lean and mean dumb ass
>>32124762
You mad

>>32124983
270lbs is not" Lean" and he's alot more then just mean.

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Should we make a new thread?

>>32125182
are we about to have a /k/mc general?

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>>32125202
sure, that way we can contain the shitposting until it slowly dies off or goes somewhere. Like the ashlands threads.

>>32125222
all we really need in the /k/mc general are the discord links. go ahead and make it

>>32124523
Why almond milk. I get moving away from cows milk, but go goats milk. Digest better, Healthier for you, and most common dairy outside of murica. Not to mention goats are easy as fuck, and good at keeping intrusive plants down.

>>32124677
Alfa
Lima
Idaho
Tango
Tango
Lima
Echo

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>>32125719
Forgot image

>>32124523
Hey look it's this larping poorfag again kek good shit

Is this our new thread?

>>32123075

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>>32114139
i'm 100% sure they put hallucinogens into mickeys, cuz that shit is like liquid LSD, cept you can't get drunk my rubbing it on your skin

>>32126057
I'm going to make one

>>32126442
New gen thread

>>32112888
New Rhodesia