/k/, Do any of you have expert experience with the SALT gun?

>>32105755
If your employer is sending you into a "high risk operations in a very dangerous zone" and doesn't provide you with adequate protection, get a different employer.

>>32105755
It'll just increase your chance of getting shot yourself because actual armed criminals could mistake it for a real gun.

Get a different job.

>>32105782
I'm already operating in the aforementioned high risk zone, and it has already proven to be very high risk.

>>32105819
i hope they are paying you enough, i wouldn't carry one of those pepper guns.

>>32105755
What's your job OP?

>>32105952
Teacher in Detroit

Isn't the literally a rebranded Tippmann pistol?

>>32105979
Yeah, this is literally a paintball pistol. You could probably buy a used Tippman pistol for 50-75$

>>32105974
jesus christ

>>32105755
How to turn a mugging into a murder. Do it to show the inventors how retarded they are.

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This is a better salt gun alternative OP. Far more lethal to smaller, soft targets

>>32105755
Or just get a mossberg and load the first shell with rock salt and the second with buckshot.

>>32105974
Audible leld

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>>32105974
funniest fuckin thing ill read all week.

>>32105952
Sorry, the wifi cut out here.

I'm a tactical security consultant for an in/outdoor consumer complex on the East Coast. I'm constantly in danger because of the value of the product offersd by the merchants here.

>>32106653

OP is going to re-hash the mallninja troll, which is older than /k/

Just google gecko45 mallninja, it'll be more entertaining than whatever is coming next here

>>32106653
are you skilled in martial arts by any chance?

>>32105755
It's excellent for killing insects.

>>32106673
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>>32106673
I bet you're great at parties

>>32105755
its just a tippman TPX or TPIX buy a used one.

>>32105974
I'm Brazilian and even I feel bad for you pham, best of luck.

>>32106673
hooooly shit i never heard of this gecko45 shit and its from 2001?????

>>32105755

live in cali so i can't use any a salt weapons

>>32107018
It's fucking brilliant.

>>32107018
neo-/k/ is real

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Indeed

>>32105974
Carry a gun anyway, you're not going to be allowed to bring that stupid fucking thing into a school anyway.

Judged by 12 > Carried by 6

>>32105755
mall ninja thread?
whats the most effective and deadly tactical pen I can get? Money is no object. I need something I can trust my life to.

>>32105974
Heartily kek'd

>>32105755
The fuck is that grip?

>>32105974
It can't possibly be that bad

>>32105974
I think some good old fashioned rope will work fine

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>>32105974
holy fuckk

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>>32105755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSJ2eWarVmY

at first his soothing cuck voice relaxed me, but then as soon as he said "as someone who is not comfortable using traditional guns" i went into full rage

>>32105755
>trading your life for a handful of dollars you're just going to give to a jew anyway

Fuck off, retard.

Where do I buy the boots that let me run up walls?

>>32108057
what nuggetfest is that from?

>>32105974
Son of a bitch

>>32105755
Jesus fucking christ that is retarded....
Just get a fucking paintball gun filled with marbles.
Simple solutions.

>>32105974
God have mercy on your soul.

>>32106689
i bet u succ d

>>32105974
I didn't see that coming.

>>32105974
are you a WHITE teacher?
if so, good luck

I played with the SALT gun a few matches Paintball
it was fun, but not really gas effizient on those C02 capsules

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>>32108682
you want to see something triggering?
watch this fucking video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnXjOlmq8aE

look at the range that thing has
pic related

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>>32105974
I was expecting something to do with body guard or cash courier

Jesus christ man

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>>32105974

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>>32108158
This.
It's made by Surefire, because who knows more about making writing implements?
It's guaranteed to "give you a tactical advantage in emergency situations".
Has the looks to impress your IT guy friends.
It's a click pen, meaning it will immediately break upon tactical deployment.
It msrp's at $130.

By "most effective and deadly tactical pen" you did mean "most useless waste of money" right.

>>32106653
So guard at a mall

>>32111393
$130 is cheap for a pen.

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here you go, everyone

>>32109626

>paintball gun filled with marbles

How well would that work anyway? That sounds pretty painful

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>>32111829
You're a big guy

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>>32111840

God damn it. I walked into that one.

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>>32108158
I got this one years ago for free in some shopping rewards program, but I lost it at some point. It was chunky and heavy as fuck, I imagine most people wouldn't enjoy writing with it.

I'd suggest buying some Zebra pens, and putting the money you save toward updating your bunk bed