You have to go mano y mano with a warrior from any point in history:

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The Mighty Amazon Enforcer.

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>>32097615
>Wew lad

Sauce?

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>>32097606
WW2 Japanese infantryman.

>>32097692
I think most of them were like 100lbs and on the verge of dying from disease or starvation....

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>>32097606
Marky Mark.

>>32097696
Do you think that's going to stop them from killing them?
They might not have any arms and they'd still try to bite your ear off.

>>32097641
Read the file name you illiterate dumb fuck.

Any Devil Dog who was a member of the United States Marine Corps.

OORAH

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Aztecs

>>32097723
Here's your (You)

>>32097871
If you get chosen for sacrifices they spend weeks giving you drugs, food and women

16 or 15th century man of arms with his gear. If im armed with similar hes destroying me. Europe had martial arts and they were brutal more so than japan, japan just didnt loose the knowledge of them so we hear about them more often

>>32098284
lindy beige pls go

>>32097606
Miyamoto Musashi

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I'd like to get my ass kicked by TR

>>32099739
that guy was a faggot that tried to use his political position to get a MOH

they constantly told him to fuck off

first neo-con RINO faggot

>>32097692
>half-starved fanatic ver.1944

pick a century prior to the 20th and i'll point out a lunatic class that will make the bonsai look like precum.

>>32097606
drone swarm

>>32099753
take that back you miserable faggot

>>32097606

> be modern human running around innawoods in Europe circa 40,000 B.C.E.
> smell some good meats cooking
> follow scent, see a lone ugly-assed white bitch roasting a leg of random beast over fire
> stomach rumbles
> muh dick gets hard
> run up, knock her over, rape her smelly ass, then take her meat and start gnawing
> so fucking good, I could do this all day
> suddenly, hear a sound behind me
> turn to see stumpy, ugly little white guy standing behind me, all mad as fuck
> whatever, Grog. do you even...
> little bastard rips off the furs he was wearing and he is solid fucking muscle under there
> ruh, roh!
> turn to run, catch a rock the size of a basketball to the back of the head
> get beaten to fucking death, then skinned and eaten
> sheeeiiiit.jpg

Neanderthals, man. Not even once.

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>>32097606
Andrew "old hickory" Jackson

>>32100016

Most men couldn't beat his fucking parrot.

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Samurai would be rough with no gun.

>>32097986
Until they cut your fucking heart out, while you are still alive.

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>>32097606
Imagine fighting the Varangian Guards elite soldiers in hand-to-hand combat... I'd rather blow my brains out.

>>32097615
Like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

>>32097615
God damn you. Every time I see Olivia Jensen, I go into a frenzied mental state for a few hours. The way she looks there is literally my dream woman. Thanks a lot, anon.

>>32099920
Teddy was also responsible for the massive expansion of federal power that would fuck this country hard to this day.

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>>32097606
>15th C
>W. European Knight
He's basically the same as any other warrior elite/aristocrat i.e. he's been training his entire life to kill, but unlike his counterparts elsewhere in the world, he's covered from head to toe in steel.

>>32097775
This. I was one, and had my ass kicked by several. Talking about guys who will not back down.

>>32100320
Yeah but you're too high to care. Besides, being sacrificed was an honor, people volunteered for it.

>>32102390
That might have been the case in a few instances, but by and large the victims of sacrifice were POWs.

>>32097606
Am I going hand to hand or are we using weapons?
If I have to throw hands I'd say a maori warrior because samoans are the strongest people.

A Hun. Those fuckers would rape, eat and kill you in that order.

>>32100173

Not really. If you have something like a war-hammer or maybe a longsword, you'd fare quite well against them. Their armor is mostly leather or wood and their swords are made of shit steel and can break or bend easily enough.

>>32097606
Knight or Armoured Infantry from around Agincourt/Crecy time. People today don't know shit about how to beat someone in that kinda armour - everything else we could at least have a guess at, but a guy in full plate?

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>>32103626

>>32103640
That's the modern version - they used to be about 6 feet long and end in something called a pole-ax.

>>32097606
Probably a Spartan citizen-soldier, agoge was inhuman.

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>>32100173
I want a hat like that for my cat.

>>32103625
>Their armor is mostly leather or wood
No it's not

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>>32104368
>No it's not
still it's nothing compared to contemporary euro armour - pic related.

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>>32097606
>David

Because you can't win when God wants you to lose.

>>32099753
>"I want the Medal of Honor."
>haha you ain't gettin shit
>becomes President instead
yeah, he really got 'btfo'

fucking CTR, get a real job

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>>32104384

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>>32104384
>>32104394
lil bit later (1510+)

>>32097641
She's recently turned into an aquatic mammal.

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>>32103912

I want to get one for my cat too.

>>32103912
Was your cat sponsored by Nike?

>>32104368
>No it's not

Then what is it? Iron is so scarce in japan they couldn't afford to make their armor entirely from metal.

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Any man who kills people wearing a skirt is not somebody I want to face. Or any of the survivors from the original 1914 BEF. Those fuckers were just about the most terrifying professional soldiers left kicking.

literally any of them because I am a fucking stickman that cannot fight to save my life

>>32099753
kill yourself faggot