Salam Alehkum brothers! This man will die unless you can fight

>Glock 17

Over in less then a second

>AR-15

He is already dead.

>>32096680
Model 37 00buck
gonna fuck you up stance
check one off for the Americans

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Not mine but a similar enough model

Feel the wrath of my plinker Mohamed Assad al bin laden!!!

>>32096680
>Fingerfucking my 92FS right now

>>32096680
Does ISIS relegate fat losers into stationary jobs like killing anyone who can't fight back?

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>3 year old HP Printer/Scanner

My victory will be that much sweeter than the rest.

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>>32096680
what's with ayyrabs and fat executioners ?
I choose the JDAM btw

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>>32096692
>>32096703
>>32096707
>>32096716
>>32096720
>All of these cowards unwilling to engage the man in a test of true martial prowess

>>32096745
Fuck that, fuck you.
My trigger finger is blackbelt bitch.

>>32096720
>92FS right now
My nigga.

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*bang
i kill him.
*then i castrate his relative.

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>>32096745
I got your martial prowess right here fgt

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>>32096745
But then you won't get to beat them to death with a crappy Chinese printer

>>32096680
All that's next to me is a pen so guess i rush him and try to jam it through his eye.
i'm probably dogfood.

>AK-74
>silly Spetsnaz crouch
>ded

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>Empty can of Coke
>[REDACTED]
>We'll both be dead.

There is an FNX45T about one away from my hand

>>32096680
Wait, I have to fight off the guy that's going to die to save his life? If I fight him, I'll kill him. It's easier for me just to let him die.

If I'm wrong, and you mean I have to fight off the executioner. Why should I care if the guy dies?

>>32096975
nah see, ya gotta throw it at his eyes and rush him when he instinctively recoils or tries to eat it out of the air thinking its a treat. Then you either kick his shit in or laugh as he chokes to death on a 10 cent Bic

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>>32096680
>Coffee mug
I've been training years for this moment

>>32096680
That's one fat fuck. Does he eat his victims?

> M&P Shield Performance Center

It'd be like that scene in Indiana Jones

>>32096680

Also, what camo is that fat cunt wearing?

>>32097375
Chocolate chip cookie cake. The least popular of the Gulf War camos.

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>Weapon
Aerosol can of disinfectant
>Stance
Fast moving
>Outcome
He was beat to death with bleach burning his eyes, by a naked man running at incredibly high speeds

>a folding Buck pocket knife and a copy of The Art of the Deal
mohamad is bleeding, and he has to go back