Have about $2,200 to spend on myself for Christmas. Help me burn

>Things that will make you money
>Googly Eyes
>Coloring books, because they're good for you.
>Buy a shit car and Mad Max the fuck out of it
>Climbing gear

>>32090890
An ATM machine to make more money

>>32090890
Invest it, you loser. Buy guns later

>>32091977

wow anon you're so adult

>>32090890
What do you already have?

>>32091997
Yes, and you're a poorfag

>>32090890
One upboat for hookers and blow

Prostitutes are a waste of money because you have to wear a condom.

Just spend a little bit and get an HJ from a professional masseuse. It's much better.

Spend the rest on guns.

>>32090918
That started out good, but got worse as the list went along.

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>>32092042
A lot. Only thing I don't really have in my amall arms arsenal is an anti materiel rifle.

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>>32091977
>Invest in one of the most overinflated markets in nearly a decade that will surely correct when the IR hike hits in a month and expect to make any more than 1-2% trading options or investing long term

Wow anon you're so smart and mature

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tp9 then aimpoint and sbr

>>32092905
Of course SBR. I was going to get an RMR though.

>>32090890
>Get caught with coke once
>Lose all your funs
Not worth it OP

>>32090890
sounds all useless. why not make a high quality match AR with a fitting optic - might even be an ACOG.

>>32093079
I tend to agree. I have chronic back pain due to a spinal fusion and they tried to put me on narcotics but it fucked me up. Getting a booze buzz or a little smoke on is one thing but cocaine? No thanks.

>>32093166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bupivacaine

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>>32092896

>>32092804
Better crutches.

>>32090890
Buy a friend.

>>32092896
>what is buying when low
Profit is still profit, you fucking loser.

Enjoy your bankruptcy and deflated currency.

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>>32092896
>options trading
>thinks he knows anything about the stock market

>>32090890
I would go full 80s and by a calico, a Mini UZI and maybe some kind of Mac pistol.
Probably a MPA mini

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>>32095403
>But surely watching Cramer is all the market knowledge you need anon

Try to find the TP9 for under $2k, spend the rest on the transsexual escorts