Dun did had me a idea.
A shooting range.
But you can buy a plot to be buried on the range, and the gravestones are all those little flat ones, but sunk into the ground and angled a bit to avoid shitdicks hitting the stones.
Yes, veteran discount. If KIA, burial is free, but bring your own casket/urn/laundry bag/whatever.
Yeah, because people want to visit their loved ones grave while some autist like like you blows the tip of his dick off while fucking around with your hi point during a green flag
>>32081473
I'm sure anyone wanting to be buried in the land between the bench and the target would be visited by relatives who shared a similar love of shooting.
>>32081716
This will go well. Nothing will ever go wrong.
>>32081720
It's not like people visit graves very often anyway, and most people buried there would be local anyway, so it's not like the numbers would go up fast enough to make it a nuisance to anyone.
I would purposely aim for the stones
Actual combat vet. When I die throw me in a trashcan. Who cares anyway.
Protip: there is no God, or things wouldn't of happened like they did.
Thats how we get haunted ranges
>>32081343
>Having a funeral one day
>cutting into ROs yelling time
>cutting into range profits
>some retard decides to shoot around the funeral goers
>5 dead and range closed for good
Nice.
>>32081343
Put some ar 500 targets over the headstones.
>>32082155
Wouldn't have*
I appreciate your realism though
>>32081343
This is probably the most pants on head retarded idea on /k/ I've seen this week.
>>32082593
And that's fucking saying something
>>32081343
Sign me up
>>32082275
I was a grunt that managed a 3.3 GPA bachelors in science. What do you want from me?
ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED!