>Be me >Live in Japan >Don't own shit for firearms

>>32069448
>They all freak out when I told them a gun can cost less than a playstation in America haha
D'aww
Told a Japanese guy I know about how I'm getting my first funs soon, he said this
"ちょっと怖いけどかっこいいです!"
Cute as fuck.

was talking to some Japanese teenagers about murrican cars and stuff. Showed them pictures of my buddies crappy chevy nova and they found it awesome. One of them said he liked guns and shit so i showed him a picture of some of mine and they all just instantly became less talkative. I get that certain shit is taboo there but god damn. shit was night and day i instantly became a pariah

also its fun to have some of them try their english on you. i find it cute in the women folk

what jobs do you guys do in JP?

>>32069448
I figured that being a gun owner would disqualify you from JET, considering how anti-gun Japan is.

Where'd they put you, OP?

>>32070007
>>32069973
Hiroshima, English teaching

Why you all so obsessed with Japan?
>Japanese sneezes, the westerners are suddenly amused.

>>32070484
it's kawaii as fuck

>>32070173
Hiroshima Nagasaki Daokoro Gorimi (or something like that)

>>32070484
Get a load of this fucking baka

>>32070484
That's because Japan has the best sneeze

I really hope you aren't teaching English because I'm still looking for the question in that garbage.

>>32070607
no you fucking faggot.
>hiroshima nagasaki, alamagordo, bikini
as in alamagordo new mexico, site of the trinity test, and bikini atol.

>>32070484
>Where do you think you are?
Also haven't you seen and heard asian girls sneeze? It's cute as fuck.
>t. Former charter student stuck in classes literally full of first generation migrant Chinks, Nipnongs and Vietcong

>>32070173
Hiroshima still exists?

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>>32070814
>americans in charge of doing anything right
>americans in charge of finishing the job

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>>32070484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

>>32070733
kys m8 asian girls are gold-digging drug-addled trash 90% of the time

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>"I want a japanese gf. everyone knows that asians are pure and sweet and their intentions are as pure as driven snow... a japanese gf would never cheat on me, and they're pure! PURE!!!"
meanwhile in reality...

>>32070878
Japanese women are fucking crazy. I wouldn't really mess with Korean women either. The other Asian persuasions are fine though.

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>>32069448
>But for carry, Hickok says that the fns 9 compact won't be doable for pocket carry while the glock 26 is, is he right?

Depends on the grip length and slide length I suppose.

I'll look at Glock.us for the G26 dimensions...

pic related, also with pocket carry you will want something to cover the trigger since you don't have a manual safety on the Glock

>>32070878
is she wearing a fucking diaper

>>32070878
where did they find an asian girl with tits and ass?

must be half-American or something.

>>32070977
God I hope so

>>32071007
You do realise they don't grow them out of a mould, right?

>>32069448
I had a Glock 26 for like two weeks annon. I sold it and got a g19 and never looked back.
Looking back, if I wanted something that small i should have just gotten a revolver they feel alot better in my hands and o can actually hit shit at 25 meters.
Holding onto the g26 while making follow up shots is confusing, and there's no place to put your pinky unless you buy the magazine plate, and at that dimension you might as well have a g19.
Another good concealable gun is the cz p-01.
But if you want something that small op just get a revolver.

>>32070173
You're not my stepdaughter are you? That's where she is and does the same thing as you.

>>32069531
Translates to "its a little scary, but also cool"

I think. The only Japanese i know is enough to know that horse pussy is best girl.

>>32069973
Saitama, Automotive

>>32071104
>...and never looked back
>Looking back...

heh

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>>32071280

>>32069448
>Hickok says that the fns 9 compact won't be doable for pocket carry while the glock 26 is, is he right

Hickok is fucking massive so he is right for him, probably not for you unless you are 6 foot something.

I'm a manlet and my g27 looks like I mashed an original gameboy in my pocket.

>>32070007
>being a gun owner would disqualify you from JET

How would they even know? Do they facebook stalk you?

I might try to go teach chinks or island chinks English because I'm tired of my job in the US and a change of pace would be nice for a few years. I have a BA and know a bit of the languages, any advice on how to get started op?

>its another "gaijin with yellow fever tries to pursue his weeaboo dream and ends up as another wage slave teaching english" episode

Seriously OP, neck yourself "kudasai"

>>32071145
>You're not my stepdaughter are you?
no, this is: >>32070878

>>32070878
t. didn't get a japanese waifu and still angry

>>32070878
are you saying it isn't pure to be tied up while wearing dog ears and tail..

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>>32069448
>>Be me
Oh thank God, I thought you might be someone else.