So let's say the War kicks off and one finds themselves

>/k/ forming a QRF
This has the potential for some hilarious drawfaggotry.

yes, all you do is make a thread on /k/ with the following information

>where you are
>what the fuck happened
>who do we need to kill and how many are there
>any additional details

delivery in less than 30 days or it's free

>>32061599
On Night /k/ a Marine was drunk and couldn't get a ride to base, I forget which one. He was so drunk he was lost, he managed to screen shot his GPS.

An anon who lived 30 mins a way drove out to find him and give him a lift. Couldn't find him and he stopped posting. So he either died or got a ride or something. Personally, as a former muhreen I was upset an anon went through the through the trouble and he left him hanging.

/k/ QRF has happened before tho.

>>32062068
>An anon
A /k/ommando you mean

>>32062134
Yes.

>>32061599
>/k/wick reaction force

I think I'd rather try to tough it out alone

>>32062168
That's no fun.

haha lol add me to screencap

>>32062168
some of us don't have that option, m8

>>32061599

what came pattern should our uniform be?

>>32062202
>I'm a worthless piece of shit who can't take care of themselves, so therefore, anonymous strangers on the internet should do it for me

Kill yourself immediately.

>>32062243
>i live on my daddy's farm and the gun laws of my state are favorable

stay in your basement

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>>32061599
I'd be up for it
we should figure out a way to communicate without the internet, maybe have a specific HAM frequency to listen to

>Be innacivilwar
>Get innafirefight
>Have to retreat since squad got wrecked
>Lose enemy forced
>Hole up in some building
>Secure and camp out for the night, to dangerous to be outside
>Two hours pass
>Hear people trying to break in
>Fuck I've been found
>Call for backup+evac via /k/
>Hold off attackers for 10 mins
>A low distant rumble can be heard...
>Glance out of window to see a full battalion of men running towards the building
>All gunfire is drowned out by the shouts of CHEEKI BREEKI
>The smell of cheap vodka and cosmoline fills the air
>Attackers are all dead, but the fighting continues
>All the guys in full military gear are being beaten with Mosins
>A few of them are to the sides fucking other guys in maid dresses
>One of them is just jerking off in the middle of it all
>"Who the fuck did I call?"
>This one guy comes up to me
>Are you of the being well, Comrade?
>"Yeah I'm good"
>Let us go, there is vodka to be had
>Hop in the back of a Tractor-turn APC
>Thanks, /k/ommandos

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>>32062337

>>32062068
Hey I remember that. That was like two years ago?

>>32062365
That's what I was going for, it never fails to make me laugh.

>>32062392
Yeah something like that. Wasn't anytime recent. I think I was a little intoxicated myself.

>civil war breaks out
>fighting near my apartment
>call for backup from my fellow kommandos
>about 6 men show up outside my apartment in shitty milsurp
>only 3 of them have guns
>we go and fight war komrade, yes?
>yes
>go to their pedo van
>they robbed a liquor store and took a bunch of vodka
>all get drunk easily since none of them have ever had any alcohol before
>start taking fire from the enemy
>4 of them instantly rout
>or attempt to as they stumble around drunkenly on the floor like that one turkish guy
>return fire
>nobody can hit anything because they only shoot their guns once in a while if they ever had at all
>the mosin guy fixes his bayonet and charges
>the enemy run out of ammo because they only brought one magazine each
>they retreat
>mosin guy is too out of shape to catch any of them
>US military guns us all down

i am in a state with shitty gun laws, in a city full of zombies and their cucks. i can lone wolf it pretty well, but i am not far from favorable states. as this year progresses i think civil strife and identity based clashes are going to become a reality. i know it would be a lot to ask, but i feel there are those on this board who would be down to evac if they could. i have my Card and i would be down to help any other /k/ommrade that called and was within distance of me. maybe we should have a network for calling out.

and to any of the edgelord masterchiefs who think they can just scoop up all six of their home brew ARs and rektshop on the Enemy... fuck off. squad combat team is best combat team.

>>32062503
>in a city full of zombies and their cucks
>edgelord masterchiefs

Anon, you need to throttle back your memes