>his gf can't shoot >his gf can't survive innawoods

>>32061235
My what?

>>32061251
/thread

>>32061235
Of course my gf can't shoot. I'm a right handed shooter. My lefty is the lover.

>>32061235
My gf can't, my wife can though.

>>32061235
My SO is the daughter of a Ranger that was in Mogidushu. She doesn't like going to the range because she thinks it's boring and, I quote- "a waste of bullets". Her accuracy is bretty good.

>>32061270
>not training with both hands

how are you supposed to fap if your left hand gets incapacitated in a gunfight?

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>>32061235
What gf?

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>my ex gf went lesbo and joined the marine corps
she can shoot better than almost everyone here, and eat pussy better probably

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>>32061251
>tfw no gf
Getting sick of nothing but slags. I gotta move out of New England

>>32061235
>what's your excuse?

She's about 90 pounds. I gave her a 40 and that didn't work out too well.

>>32061235
My gf witnessed somebody being murdered by a gun and the few times she's tried to fire one she just broke down crying instead. Although she has no issue with me owning them and says she actually LIKES that I have guns, she just doesn't like to shoot them herself.

She could probably survive innawoods.

She has severe polycystic ovaries and spends most of her life in perpetual pain when she does too much physical stuff, so she's got a little pudge

>>32061235
I've tried... She refuses to do any of these things with me. She would rather just get fat and play Pokemon.

I haven't taken her yet, but she's somewhat interested and loves going innawoods

>>32061235
Pic reminds me of the one-legged Russian from The Sopranos.

>3DPD

>>32061235
>>his gf can't shoot
>>his gf can't survive innawoods
>>his gf isn't /fit/
>what's your excuse?
If she smokes, she pokes.