So, hypothetically, what would happen if I accidentally

>>32055893
You'd shit out some birdshot in a day or so.

>>32055893
Eat a shitload of taco bell immediately afterwords. Wait an hour, spread your cheeks and post results.

>>32055893

Pretty much nothing.

Lead or steel shot?

>>32055915
This. Read the box OP and see if it contains lead. If not poop it out, if so consider medical attention.

>>32055893
Swallow some buckeyballs instead

Lead poisoning depending on the shot. Prepare to get turned into an even bigger idiot, then a dead idiot.

>>32055893
That depends, have you eaten any bird or squirrel recently?

>>32055893
Get into a jumping contest.

>>32055930
ow

>>32055915
Straight lead

>>32055893
Solid lead isn't really absorbed by your body, so you should be fine. Enjoy your birdshit.

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>>32056012
You're gonna die, OP

>>32056012
Haha, that's one way to commit to a "get the lead out of your ass" joke. Just don't get constipated, the time at which you should pass them won't be nearly enough for you to absorb any large amounts of lead.

>>32056012

Cut another shell open and swallow the wad. It'll contain the shot until you expel it.

>>32056012
>>32056044
down the powder too, the charcoal in it will help flush the toxins

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>>32056044
>>32056078

>>32056078
At that point it will be very easy for him to get drunk. All he has to do is eat the hull and primer, get it all together, and he'll be loaded

>>32056120

It's gonna have a shitty pattern.

>>32056120
holy fucking shit you got me with that one

Anyone wanna drive OP to the hospital? I call
Wait
Shit what's it called when you call dibs on the front seat

>>32056169
I think you're thinkin copilot m8

>>32056169
Navigator.

>>32056169
Right driver

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>>32056169
RIO?

>>32056169
Shotgun? You mean shotgun, right?

>>32056044

This is the best post I've seen today.

Bravo.

>>32056012

you'll LIVE.

You might get a little retarded for a week but its OK. People have lived with gunshots inside them for decades.

If you start feeling anti government sentiments, southern pride, or sympathy towards bad country music contact a doctor.

This anon swallowed a piercing last night, like the ball part, comparable to birdshot pallets (assumption as noguns)
You'll just shit it out assuming you swallowed it, inhaling is another story entirely.
If it's steel then sweet
If it's lead well fuck, I'm no chemist but I recommend you invest in some laxatives before the lead levels rekt you.

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>>32055893
>what would happen if I accidentally swallowed some birdshot?
pic related

>>32056150
for you

I'm pretty sure a bird will grow in your stomach.

That's where birds come from: all the misses near skeet ranges, and the shot falls in the forest and it sprouts into a bird.

Little-known fact: this is where the "partridge in a pear tree" comes from. The feudal lords used to plant pear trees near their skeet ranges to ward off wandering bears.

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>>32056150
> It's gonna have a shitty pattern

>>32055893
>So, hypothetically, what would happen if I accidentally swallowed some birdshot?
you just did, didn't you? god, why would you do that!

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>>32056150

>>32056169
Door gunner

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>>32056539
>>32056169

RIO sits in the back.

The BN sits on the left

>>32055893
Stick a shotgshell up your ass and you can do some loading on the toilet

>>32056012
include me in screenshot pls

Hey op. Glass eater here.

I eat lightbulbs on occasion, let me teach you my way.
Eat, a shiton of food. High fiber and take a laxative. Push it through you're system.

>>32059089

Why would you eat a lightbulb? Are they whole? Broken?

To be fair I'm not sure why OP ate birdshot either. I assumed he ate it in a bird he didn't get all the shot out of.

>>32056169
copilot

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>>32056044

>>32056169
Handjobber

>>32055893

Not a whole lot.

>>32055969

I just want you to know that somebody got your reference.

>>32058213
at least it wasn't part of a DU perpetrator this time.

>>32055893
you would receive a slight damage resistance from that specific ammo type.
>eat ammo
>get bulletproof

>>32055893
Nothing to worry about.
Growing up I used to eat all kinds of small game squirrel, rabbit, dove etc. that we shot with lead shot and some was always still in the meat.
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We just swallowed it. Did this for ;asoliusiyhn years and nothing happened.
I just don’t understand sdhfdsfiup;sopgh why people worry so much about *%*&^%;;l;lhyh this stuff.
I do occasionally NYHOUYH*%*&%*^ fall asleep in traffic but don’t we all?

>>32056044
>>32056078
>>32056120
>>32056150
Thanks for the hearty laugh.

>>32058274
BOXMAN

>>32055893
When I was a child I accidentally swallow a small metal ball ( i don't remember what metal was, it was from a tablegame that plays with magnets ball and shit) so when I was at the doctor she said that I shouldn't worry, and in a few days I shit it out
So I defecated a few days

>tl;dr see a doctor

>>32056012
>>32056044
K is a magical place

Include me in screencap

>>32055929
he's not an infant, idiot

lead isnt the evil bugaboo liberals make it out to be. its becasue they want to ban bullet manufacturing, not because lead is somehow super evil to grown-ups

you're not even old enough to have eaten lead-based paint chips as a child.

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>>32055893
Eat a whole pack of oatmeal. You'l become so rock hard on the inside that it will capture them all. Or they will lodge in you appendix. Or you will just explode.

>>32055893
You'd either painfully shit it out or need to get surgery to remove it if it gets caught anywhere in your GI tract. Also, if it's lead, there is a chance that you'll suffer lead poisoning.