Hay /k/ I'm innawoods right now posting on mobile, I have

>>32051583
Deer cameras and shit. Put decoy cameras in obvious spots with a camera watching them well hidden.

Hide in a bush until he happens to stroll by. When this happens, shoot him.

This could take weeks, mind you. Be prepared.

I many to say no absolute proof, fucking auto fill. I don't hunt what sort of places would a poacher set up?

>Post an address and a length of time.
>invite /k/ommandos with nothing better to do than camp/patrol on your land
>intuder(s) wind up riddled with holes and bayoneted
>Or they hear you land is patrolled by drunk ruskies and some guys dressed up as Nazi SS and never come back

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>>32051639
sounds good, any Alabama area /k/ommandos wanna volunteer?

>>32051583
>>32051678
You call yourself a /k/ommando?! Where's your fucking feet?!

>>32051910
He has a point

>>32051910
is that a rule?

I'm from Prattville...definitely down to hunt a poacher.

>>32051583
get an ATV and haul ass when you hear something, thought I heard someone on my back 40 earlier this evening.

Turns out it was just cold and the noise traveled a lot better than I expected. Hearing someone on an ATV like 1.5 miles away.

>>32052336
im up near Huntsville... its goatman territory

>>32052110
>>32052219
I don't have the pic, but I've seen it on /k/. It's a three-panel comic-type thing. "How men photograph an object that they want to show everyone" and it is a photograph of a box that says 'OBJECT' on it. Then, "How women photograph an object that they want to show everyone" and it shows half of the object with the other half obscured by some bimbo's face. Finally, in the third panel, "How /k/ommandos photograph an object that they want to show everyone" and it shows the object, with a foot near it. Then there's on fucking HILARIOUS pic I've seen of a Daisy BB Gun that's tacticool'd to FUCK, and the fucker got his dog in the frame with just its lower body and legs showing. God damn hysterical. That's just a funny pic that came to mind though; nothing to do with /k/ feet, but yeah, it'd be more fitting if you could see feet in the same frame as a /k/ patch. Bonus points if it's bare feet, even though OP is clearly outside. I wouldn't call it a 'rule', but it's definitely a part of our /k/ulture.

>>32051583
Idk, watch for buzzards? No poacher is gonna haul out a whole deer. Grid out your property and look for guts.

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>>32051678
Coffee County checking in. Yes please.

>>32051678
I'm from Tennessee, but I don't care to drive if you pay me in beer.

>>32053141
kys

>>32051639

get fucked you fucking druggie. What a dumb ass idea. After all the violence incited by Trump, your solution is to dress up as the SS in the fucking woods? Give me a fucking break if you think the ground can be owned by a person

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>>32056954
>Alabama

>>32051639
one anon did that when some asian kids coming over and keep kill his animals or something along that line. they'd chosen to react Vietnam with flares and gooks in the wire. requesting the cap if anyone has it

>>32052744
Where at specifically? I live in Colorado now but I'm from the Huntsville area.

>>32051678
I'm in Russellville I'll help out if I can.

>>32051639
Love it.

>>32056954
>violence incited by Trump

im literally shaking 3 trump supporters just came up to me and reamed my anchor baby's asshole out with a dragon dildo and they said they could do what they want now because trump is president and then the policemen laughed and high fived them

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>>32056954
>violence incited by Trump
you mean the violence stirred up by the media with their fearmongering?
>if you think the ground can be owned by a person
hippie detected
get a job

>>32051639
Oh shit!
>>32051678
LoL! Have fun! You... You actually invited them! I'm kinda proud of this community now.

No I can't... There is ocean to cross. Otherwise I'd be there with nugget and 870 givin my helping hand.

>>32056954
This is some really shitty bait.

>>32058734
The sad thing is >>32057944 fell for it.
Disgraceful.

>>32058747
/k/ is the easiest board to troll.

>>32051678
251 here master of the night

>>32051583
Probably just a skinwalker.
I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>32058766
>shitpost on /pol/
>used to replying to bait for shits and giggles

>>32052336
>>32056515
>>32057788
>>32059173
OP here I set up some poacher detection sticks and will see what happens.
if people wanna discuss actually doing this or just a south meetup in general i made a discord https://discord.gg/wWfqQqB

>>32051583
>innawoods
>having cell service

Pick one, motherfucker.

>>32061502
But I have both

>>32061516
If you have cell service you're not innawoods, city boy.

>>32051583
Well, it's your land but I think shooting someone just because they're boiling eggs is just too much, isn't it?

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>>32063719
I don't get this meme, out west maybe, but down south you'd be hard pressed to find any outages unless you owned a shit ton of land or were way deep in reserve lands.

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>>32063942
> the south

>>32063719
You must be pretending to be retarded

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>>32064251
Tell me about your "woods"

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>>32064568
Well it has cell coverage for one thing.

>>32056498
Dothan on standby

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>>32064568
Is it painful, being this retarded?

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>>32051678
Tuscaloosa reporting in, I've got friends who could help.

>>32064775
So I had a flat in some small white circle I can't even see on this map? God fucking damn it. Just my luck. It was only 5 hours before someone found me.

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>>32061502
Go back to /out/ with your "you can't be innawoods if you're within 500 miles of a paved road" bullshit.

Time to get out the punji sticks, op

Can this be the new fortifi/k/ation thread, OP? Post an aerial of your property!

Montgomery area standing by

>>32057095
This pls

>>32051583
Game cams, Drones with IR cameras.
Buy one of those FLIR smart phone attachements aswell if you're going inna woods at night to camp out game trails.

ROLL TIDE