I need to defend my beer from my fucking asshole roommate. What

>>32047057
Replace all your beer with Smirnoff Ice.

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>>32047078
I bet you support locking your guns in a safe too you cuck

>>32047057
>Open one beer.
>Drink it.
>Fill it with poison.
>Recap it.
>Place among other beers.

>>32047057
Drink whiskey and put the bottle where your boy has no business being.

>>32047057
you have to drink them faster so he can't steal them from you

Why don't you be a man about it, and tell him to stop drinking your fucking beer?

>>32047131
this. Let's see if you drinks your beer after the first night of nonstop diarrhea

>>32047131
>recap it

what do I look like a richfag?

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>>32047131
Also why would I want to get my favorite beer company in potential legal trouble?

>>32047108
Only my long guns.

>>32047057
drink more than your asshole roommate can handle

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>>32047057
Wait until he is about to enter room, piss into empty bottle. Replace cap put into fridge.

>>32047235
Can you not afford a fucking hammer?
Or a rock?
>>32047258
They would understand, this is alcohol abuse, and you are the beer Batman.