>Well, well. What do we have here?
>An anon trying to sneak into the James D Julia auction house.
>For your hubris, I will now kill you and claim it as self-defense.
>nothing personnel, kid
>Since I, Ian McCollum, am a honorable man, I'll let you choose the implement for your execution.
>So, what will it be?
Either little Ross Mark 3* or that big boat gun
>>32046651
death by suffocating on your cock
kolibri, just to see him get frustrated and beat me to death
>>32046651
Do it, Ian!
>>32046651
Sasuga, Ian-sama. But you didn't account for my secret weapon... SEVERAL HANDFULS OF .577/450 MARTINI–HENRY ROUNDS.
*throws them on the floor and teleports away while he goes to pick them up not unlike a pigeon scrounging for breadcrumbs*
All according to KEIKAKU...
>>32046651
Who is this James Yeager looking faggot and why does he get posted on here so much?
>>32046651
RPG
do you even dare try it
>>32046738
I'd really like to see Ian review something like this.
>>32046738
>famas.jpg
>>32046757
>'for reasons unkown it did not make it past testing trials'
>'we do not know of the creator, the only markings on it are some ooga booga language'
>'clearly an off brand phillips head, that's how we know that this was used in great desperation'
>'is that a rubber band?'
>>32046651
Death by old age
>>32046651
Death by nuclear explosion
Kill me with your bear hands, Ian my love
Gyro Jet pistol
I will be the first person is history
Try it.
>>32046986
Jesus fucking Christ, my sides.
>>32046651
>>32046806
My choice too, Anon, but I'm going to be more specific (pic related)
Remember the Alamo.
The sketchiest Chinese mystery pistol you can find.
>>32046651
Jennings, dual wielded
>>32046651
Your ass, Ian-senpai
>>32046782
>I couldn't disassemble it past this point