I'm thinking about getting a S&W 500 for my new edc.

are there giant feral niggers running around you allt he time?

>>32046039
its a big pistol and it gets caught on shit all the time. Get one with a sling swivel set on it and get used to carrying it like a rifle

Heck of shotgun

>>32046039
why not get a desert eagle

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I use it as my EDC too, Anon! It's really good at taking out low flying aircraft ;3

>>32046070
You need to go all the way and get the gold plated, tiger striped one.

>>32046056

Yes. I've already had to draw once this year and got pretty close during an attempted car jacking just last month.

>>32046070

I had one. Didn't like it. If im going to say fuck it carry something huge might as well go 500.

>>32046070
>>32046110
Deagle is far more practical
and tiger stripes give you 10% more damage
Unlocked after 50 head shots

>>32046039
Shoulder Holster might be worth it.

>>32046059

>gets snagged on shit all the time.

Are you talking about on the draw?

>>32046136

Shoulder holster might be a requirement

>>32046132

I'd say the bearfucker revolver is less likely to malfunction than the deagle (memes about revolvers vs semis aside, the deagle is a little more finicky than a glock). He will lose the damage bonus though. Maybe S&W Performance center can make him a custom gold plated tiger stripe rapecannon

OP can't afford the seconds to re-rack when being charged by atomic swamp dindus, when he can just pull the trigger again

I'm also curious, if ever in the history if firearms, a 500 S&W was ever used in self defense, and if it was ever mentioned in the police report/trial that such a caliber was used, and influenced the course of events after the shooting

>>32046168
no i'm talking about doing regular shit through the day

>>32046132

Im talking about nearly a 10in barrel and a round that can reach 700g. Fuck practically i want to legally blow somebody the fuck up.

My .40 will probably just add a few lines to some niggs rap song. The 500 will tear his leg clean off.

>>32046113
>sitting in car at stoplight
>see nig-nog approaching from blind spot with nefarious intentions
>go to draw my S&W 500 to thwart imminent carjacking
>reach between seat and grab handle of revolver
>reach under seat and rack lever to move seat back
>reach under passenger seat to rack it back as well
>tilt steering wheel all the way up
>roll down all four windows
>turn on hazard lights
>step out of vehicle and pop trunk
>reach into trunk and pull lever to lower rear seat pass through
>remove spare tire and jack
>set out road flares to warn traffic
>go to city hall to apply for oversize load permit
>contact local airport to ask for groundstop of air traffic
>recruit local high school basketball team to assist
>finally ready to draw S&W 500
>notice that nig-not got bored waiting for me, went to law school, and got elected President

Might want something a little more concealable, OP

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>>32046233

Man, you almost had it, but you tried a little too hard

>>32046210

Im not to worried about that. I have a ccw permit so i plan on rigging up a semi iwb rig. A few others on here recommend a shoulder holster. Im sure it wouldn't be to hard to drop it a bit and have about half of the barrel tucked in.

>>32046233
>>notice that nig-not got bored waiting for me, went to law school, and got elected President

I had a sensible chuckle.

>>32046233
im on some good shit right now and i thought this story was really gonna take me someplace but then it just kinda petered out at the end

>>32046070
Look at the ballistic difference between 500sw and 50 African eliminator

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>>32046039
X frames are easier to conceal than you'd think, but you need a good holster and you're better off with a shorter barrel.
galco makes their vhs for the 4" x frame, but I had to get a custom rig for this 5" 460.

>>32048223

Just woke up so im kind of groggy. Legit looked up "50 African Eliminator" gave me a good laugh.

>>32049469

Thats good to hear. I carry the full size HK USP 40 and have never had a single problem with concealability or being uncomfortable. Even with the shirt tucked in around a shit ton of cops. I figured it would be a challenge training to get an adequate draw with that long ass barrel though.

Until i go pick it up i might do a rugh cut out or somthing and see if i can get somthing to work. You think its long enough to build a cc drop leg type holster and still have the grip high enough to get a full "combat grip"?

>>32050014
I wouldn't carry a revolver with longer than 4" barrel or a semi auto with longer than 5" on a belt.
draw aside, concealment aside, it'll be uncomfortable to sit down at all.

Vertical shoulder holsters can a accommodate a couple inches more, but I'd give up on the 8" barrel unless you plan to wear a trench coat.