Let's get this out of the way I own a lot of guns but I

>>32043470
Never post a pic more interesting than your thread.

Taser brand Taser yo. stun guns are shit.

https://buy.taser.com/taser-bolt/

>>32043470
> What is the most effective stun gun i can buy?
rubber mallet

>>32043480
>turning 2d into 3d

I'm not interested in heresy

>>32043492
Yeah, they are but i don't want to pay $90 per cartridge.

it needs to be a contact stun gun/baton/whatever because shooting isn't an option

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shameless bump

>>32043470
I want to impregnate Revy

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>>32043608
We all do.

come on guys, think of all the BZZZZT you've had to endure at gunshows. does no one on /k/ have experience with stun guns?

>>32043809
No. Your thread a shit.

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>>32044344

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I want to cuddle with revy and marry her and start a family with her!

>>32043470
Shotgun with rubber slugs

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>>32043470
>>32043607
>>32043678
>>32045200

>>32043470

Taser X2 but that's a ridiculous amount of money. Unfortunately, your non-taser type stun guns are shit. They only inflict pain and don't lock people up, worst of all you've got to be within touching distance of someone who doesn't want to be touched by your stun gun so you're going to eat punches.

Best less lethal is something like FOX 5.3. Extreme pain, can be deployed at range, and it will severely inhibit eyesight which is essential to a successful attacker.

>>32045200
MOAR!

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What do Revy kisses taste like, /k/?

>>32046068
Rum and a bit of blood.

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>>32046068
Rum
Sulfur
and Perfection

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>>32043470
Brass knuckle tasters without a doubt

>>32046103
Tasers. I need to work on my english

>>32043809
All kinds of experience with stun guns.
1. Taser is the only one worth even a quarter of a shit
2. Voltage means nothing, it's amperage that incapacitates. Your 88 gorillion volt chinkshit stun gun has less incapacitating power than your 500-volt Taser, because it runs at a fraction of a tenth of an amp.
3. If you're close enough to use a contact stun gun, you're close enough you'll be stabbed/shot several times before it incapacitates anyone
4. Even the Taser brand Taser doesn't work through heavy clothes, especially the bubble-coat style heavy winter coats that niggers seem to prefer this time of year
5. Even a relatively high-amp, high-quality taser or stun gun isn't 100% effective even with good contact, there are people wired weird
6. Your projectile-based ones require both projectiles to hit relatively close together (within approximately 18" of each other) and both to embed in flesh. Even at a totally unclothed stationary target this is not guaranteed past a little more than arms' reach, they fly funky.

>>32046068
Morning breath, cheap booze, and cheaper cigarettes.

So the same as trailer trash from around the world.

>>32046103

You mean plastic knuckle tasers.

Making a taser entirely out of conductive material would be hilariously tragic

>>32043470
Load you 12 gauge shells with salt. Or sand. Maybe hard rubber.

>>32046076
Does Revy bite you when she kisses you?

Please say yes

>>32046290
Or sardines. Preferably still living sardines.

>>32043470
Use pepper spray. Preferably the stuff with 10% OC

>>32046309
Friendly reminder that OC% isn't what matters, it's SHU

>>32046344
...which is determined by OC%.
>OC: Oleoresin Capsicum
which has a constant SHU

>>32046294
Sometimes.*

*note: I'm pulling this entirely out of my ass basing it on a part-Chinese ghetto girl with a weapon fetish I used to date

rubber bullets
rock salt hand loads
pistol whipping

>>32046417
>I *used* to date

You fuck up anon

>>32046103
RAGGLE FRAGGLE

>>32046068
Probably cigs

>>32043470
Bear mace is all you need.. can take out groups at a time

>>32046285
Tasty, sounds like you speak from experience

>>32046417
>Sometimes

I'll take it, I'm not too picky.

>>32046098
underrated

>>32045228
>not liking Revy
git off my /k/