Is there any actual weapon that is similar to a giant fishhook

>>32031148
The bill

>when you see it

>>32031190
Oh yeah, you're right. It's that one shop that I keep on think about whenever I look at the original of this pic.

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The biggest hook I've seen is used by the Inuits for fishing gigantic fish, but it's maybe 1 foot. There are a few swords like the shotel and the Chinese hook blades that actually incorporate hooks, but there are no giant blunt weapons like that besides some passing resemblances to polearms.

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GODFUCKINGDAMMIT IS NOWHERE SAFE

The Khopesh is hook shaped, but the primary striking edge is the outer curve, not the hook side. It's a sword that is close to an axe in how you use it.

>>32031148
Yes, shotels are pretty similar.

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>>32031190
I dont have time for this, explain please

>>32031271
Is-is his stomach lost?

>>32031177
>>32031190
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>>32031282
I have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.

masterful loss

>>32031314
I am also at a loss.

>>32031148
The negative space in the hook look like a penis too

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>>32031325
>pic related

>>32031418
wew, that's esoteric right there.

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>>32031314
BillHook polearms.

>>32031190
500 years from now, some poor anthropologist is going to be incredibly confused.

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>>32031148

Gave me a kek when I finally saw it.

>>32031148
YOU FIENDISH BASTARDS

>>32031418
I bet you think you're clever, m8

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>>32031556
Nah, I just enjoy dank maymays

>>32031518
I'm sure a couple of newbies here for news stories or because of news stories are already confused by it.

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>>32031190
Holy shit that took me like 5 minutes to figure out even after I saw it.

>>32031148
MOTHERFUCKER

>>32031314
This is going to become a generational shibboleth if it isn't already.

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God damnit, /v/ sucks, but I'll be damned if I don't love me some loss edits.

>>32031148
Bearded Axe........ please see a Viking near you.

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>>32031148
oh.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>32031148
You goddamn son of a bitch.

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>>32032287
>Shibboleth
Learned a new word today. Thanks /k/.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING "OH I GET IT" ABOUT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH PICTURE
WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT I DONT

>>32032331
Look at the belly.
Like, really look.

>>32032340
Oh man, now I see it. No belly button, lmao.

Goddamn that took me for fucking ever

>>32032357
stop pretending

>>32031148
I miss the old stuff the new star chronicles is fucking shit.

>>32032380
I saw it. It was a joke. Relax little one.

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His stomach tattoo is a loss comic.

>>32031190
MEMES! EPIC FOR THE WIN MEMES! LMAO XD

>>32031148
Only in your Japanese anime and gemu.

>>32031148
I was slightly disappointed that this was a photoshop

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>>32031148
If only Polynesian chicks actually looked like the one on the left instead of the one on the right.

>>32032786
Mixed bloods are quite qt. Went out with a half Maori and Japanese girl for a while. Loved to cook, was an awesome surfer, fit body... Kinda kicking myself for cheating on her and breaking her heart ._.

>>32031148

OH GOD WHY

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>>32032848
You almost certainly didn't deserve her from the sounds of it. Upgrade to flagellation to repent properly.

>>32032999
She just wanted to settledown too quickly. I think I made the mistake of inviting her to live at my place. She's been with her current partner for a couple of years now, so I'm happy for her. But I'm still happy enough to live the degenerate life style of easy women right now.

>>32033019
See that duck? Look at that duck.

That duck isn't happy for her, it only knows anger because it's not even a duck: it's a goose.

>>32031148
The giant fishhook is more of a mythological thing. Maui supposedly "fished up" the north island of New Zealand using a giant fish hook. The hole of Lake Taupo is supposed to be the hole the hook made.

>>32032786
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>>32031148
Closest thing probaly would be some kind of axe.

>>32031190
Fucking mind fuckery

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Blade like a bananner. Ah-umm.

Can someone explain what is so interesting about the pic? It seems the stomach tattoo is different from the original...but I don't understand the significance. And what is a "loss" in this context?

And don't answer in memes for fucks sake, I already think anyone under 30 has no value and should be harvested for their organs. You would just be proving me right.

>>32033390
I was desperately hoping there would be a loss edit in the decorative knotwork.

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>>32031148
what a waste of material

I knew a guy with that retarded build, could bench like 550.
And then dead at 29

>>32034438
how do you offset a parallel line?

do you instead mean, a line segment?

>>32034995
the fuck is that? why would anyone put that on the hawaiian dude's stomach? why would anyone even remember and recognize it? I swear to god it's the fucking chinese fluoride in the water that gave you all autism.

>>32031148
I'm at a loss.

>>32035058
>And then dead at 29
Only to become a champion of deadlifting.

>>32031148
Im still stuck on the sky showing through the fish hook looks like a fat dong.

>>32034554
I call it a kaiser blade.

>>32031148
There is going to be so much fucking porn of her

>>32035453
Good.

>>32035115
It's a comic by some guy who makes shitty video game related comics. This one was about his wife/girlfriend? having a miscarriage. I think it's seen as so absurd because, why would anyone create a comic about that happening to your or a loved one ever?

It has been reinterpreted and repeated ad infinitum.

Dare ye who venture off of /k/, beware.

>>32035115
back when this shithole of a site was mainly liberal, due to its intrinsic contrarianism, /v/ and other meme places that were reddit tier at the time got pissy because some faggot made an abortion joke

the solution they all found was promoting his shit as much as they could

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>>32031148

>>32035679
It's not that it was a joke, it was that he put that kind of tone shift in what was previously a lighthearted Penny Arcade knockoff and took all criticism of it extremely poorly.

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>>32031148
The subtlest meme.

>>32031148
troy polamalu really let himself go

>>32035462
This desu

The world needs more island girl pron

>>32035616
That and the artist is a massive douchebag faggotron.

>>32035115
roflmfaowtfbbq!

>>32035135
Once someone mistook him for being just a lard ass outside a club and sucker punched him. Only time I've seen some knocked out via being thrown into a wall