you wake up in Australia and your entire gun collection is in

Shoot her.

>>32012794
Stab the cunt, take my guns and shoot her.

I told you all my katana is the ultimate weapon. Throw a cross slash and than a jab straight through her spine. Recover my shotgun turn 360 degrees and walk into the sunset

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>>32012794
>mfw 6'3" and 240 lbs of squatz n oatz

punch her out and retrieve my belongings.

>>32012794
Play my magical Australian didgeridoo to awake the beast. She will challenge me to a duel for the liberty of my gun collection

>>32012870
I'm 6 feet and 165. There's a difference between sumo wrestling and actually fighting. I bet if I punched that bitch and she actually felt the pain of it shed bow out. I just can't let her sit on me.

>>32012794
>what is your main course of action?
toss a little salt then push her out of the ring

>>32012923
>American detected.

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>>32012794
Oil up.

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>>32012870
>mfw 6'2'' 268lb Tongan of push presses n oatz
It would be fun to watch

Play my Australian Silph Scope, the didgeridoo, which does not awaken the snorlax, rather induce her into a methylated spirits overdose type coma - otherwise known as the dreamtime.
Then I walk past and reclaim what is mine.

Call her fat and a bunch of other mean things until she tries to chase me. Once she's out of breath I'll get my stuff and go.

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>>32013184
>Australian Silph Scope, the didgeridoo

>>32012794
I'm an American bitch. I've still got the Derringer I keep under my scrotum.

>>32013871
What's that movie with Val Kilmer where he talks about his "faggot gun" he keeps on his pants.

>>32012794
Knock her out of the ring

>>32013896
Prince of Egypt?

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I challenge her to trial by ordeal.

I remove my clothing, coat myself in cosmoline, commend my soul to the emperor, and stride boldly into the ring amid the thundering shitcalls of the Aussie public.

>>32013985
I had to look it up. From IMDB.

Quotes for
Gay Perry (Character)
from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Harry: Still gay?
Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.

(Part where he pulls gun out from inside his pants)
Harry: Oh Wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real?
Perry: Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my faggot gun.
Harry: Because...
Perry: Because its only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, Chief.

I'd grab her right in the pussy.

Buy an axe.

Kick her straight in the fupa...

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>>32012794
I would attack her with healthy food.

She'd die of low blood sugar in minutes.

>>32012794
Kick her in the fucked up knee

Walk past her collect gats

Grab one of the venomous mammals no doubt hanging from my back and throw them at her until she falls into a gully of venomous plants.

>>32013896
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
He played Gay Perry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Kiss_Bang_Bang

>>32014485
Yeah I figured it out see >>32014051

Hilarious scene tho.

>>32012794

mash up twinkies into rocky road ice cream

perfect distraction

>>32012794

Get stick, defeat large woman. Stick always wins

>>32012794
Man the harpoon.

>>32012794
Shoot her with my secret butthole gun

>>32012794
本当の相撲にこの挑戦を残す!

Grab her by the pussy.

She'll be literally shaking in no time.

>>32017739
But you'll lose your arm

>>32012794
Respect her.

*unzips dick*

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>>32017755
It's ok, most of my guns are ambidextrous.

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I would distract her with a burger

>>32013184
That's not even remotely what a Silph Scope does.

hit her with a kangaroo

Walk briskly past her, retrieve my firearms, and walk briskly away from her. Worse comes to worst, I can squat 4pl8 so I might be fine.

>>32020262
Four plates each side or four plates total? If it's the latter, then you're a fucking bitch.

>>32012794
>Be Me
>Not a Manlet
>Not a skinny fuck
I get my guns back?