A group of supermodels are shown an image of each gun that each man carries in the world, and will become the harem of the man with the most aesthetic, sexiest carry piece.
What is your entry into the contest?
1861 colt
De Lisle carbine
Big and phallic, but with the illustrious mystery of integral suppression, and the class of the presynthetic era.
...isn't it obvious...?
>>32009439
/thread
laugh in their faces, because I know better than to want a group of narcissistic, obsessed women with eating disorders all looking at me for relationship drama. I'll keep my awesome wife and pass on that headache...thank you very much.
If you're asking for best looking firearm contenders, however, here's my choice: a holland and holland over/under shotgun. Hand built, the choice of royalty and obscenely wealthy for generations.
>>32009380
Don't know if the chicks dig either phallic symbols OR care about suppression, mate. Those seem to be geeky things more likely do draw in the nerd types. Thats not really a bad thing though.
>>32009469
so when did you come out to your parents?
>>32009339
g-girls like a fixer-upper, r-right?
this definitely wouldn't win but it's still a really cool 92FS.
>>32009469
Colt Delta Elite 10mm
>>32009439
this gun is sort of ugly
maybe this colt python
>>32009339
Top right is thicc.
You're god-damned right I'd enter this 1914 1911.
>>32009590
>2 piece piece o shit frame
it's basically the rhino of the pistol world. why can't these amateur gunsmiths buy some real machines to churn out real gun parts?
>>32009339
g26
Long, Aesthetic, and Powerful
Think like a woman fellows.
>>32009674
Best bot would be a cock shaped pimped out gun that shoots 2 carat diamonds.
>>32009339
So beautiful.
Your carry and your knife should match.
>>32009633
>has internal lock hole
>>32009710
Shit.
This one I mean.
>>32009728
>>32009710
Thanks 4chan.
I needed that laugh.
>>32009541
>>32009595
>>32009722
>>32009728
No, no, no. You faggots aren't creative enough. How about the first 1911 ever made? Yeah. Bitches.
>>32009479
You missed the part where I mentioned my wife. I like and love women...but I also have enough experience to see a pile of supermodels and know exactly how that would go.
>>32009531
Had to look him up. Guy was clearly crazy and hated to be rejected. I've been rejected but don't hate women. What am I missing here?
I get the sense that most of /k/ hasn't been around high maintenance females before. And those models would be the definition of high maintenance.
>>32009825
>You missed the part where I mentioned my wife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed-orientation_marriage#Marriage_between_homosexual_and_heterosexual_partners
You think people buy that?
glock 19
I have a gf
this
>>32009803
>implying a bunch of supermodels are going to understand the significance of the first 1911, nevermind care about it
>>32009871
or this
>>32009722
>"supergrade" 1911
>154cm 950
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy my rift but if you're trying to make a statement at least buy custom.
ayy
>>32009884
>implying they will be wooed with your plastic czech-trash
>>32009888
Colors man. Colors.
can I hav deboossy boss?
>>32009825
I believe it was the part where you sperged out over a totally hypothetical question.
>I also have enough experience to see a pile of supermodels and know exactly how that would go
Right, I'm sure you see piles of supermodels all the time
>>32009825
So beta.....
Maybe youll find your balls someday and realize feminist culture has you brainwashed into thinking you seriously wanna fuck the same cow for the rest of your life.
Springfield 1911
>>32009514
This the greatest invention of man
This will be my carry piece..
>>32009339
>>32009541
The only right choice.
A revolver with the barrel twisted into a knot.
Remember, these are dumb bimbos who don't use their brains. They literally get everything with their looks. They're probably ridiculously anti gun because that's what they're told they have to be.
Then after I win, inject them all with second amendment loving jizz.
>>32009966
>Meatball and triple-dubs
winner
>>32009541
10mm masterrace - this guy gets it
>>32009469
this anon clearly knows what he is talking about. Most women are extremely high maintenance and the younger and hotter they are the higher maintenance they are.
>>32009479
>>32009531
confirmed virgins
>>32009339
this one
Either this or a Garand. I'd have to flip a coin.
Elegant aesthetic coming though , you lost.
I wouldn't enter, they're all too old
>>32009339
I wouldn't enter that shitty contest. Where are the Jap hoes?
>>32009992
I want one so bad...
>>32009531
5/5 would fuck ass until bred.
>>32011041
Subhuman filth like you deserve to be shot in the streets.
>>32009339
Hi ladies
>>32009339
Beat this
>>32011706
>posts a picture of a loli from a hentai doujin where the mc gets raped by a loli
>>32011864
Well. You gotta remember, women are almost always 100% ignorant on the subject of firearms. So it's gonna have to something pretty
But I don't want super models, anon...
I want "her"
>>32009339
>Not flashing tiffany & co.
>>32009339
>>32009339
I don't want those whores. I just want my oneitis back.
>>32009339
Winner
>>32009339
Girls guns
>>32009339
>>32009339
> get a load of that guy
>>32009693
Like this?
>>32009710
>These aren't my glasses
>>32011818
>Meanwhile, at Taurus...
Ayy bb you should see my other one
Ladies...
a man can dream
>>32012242
Oh god yes why didn't I think of that
>>32009439
>dat burl
>>32009514
this is actually a great fucking idea
>put a .308 rem 700 action in the stock of an AK
>lay the barrel sexually across the top of an AK
>move the trigger forward
>sight a scout scope in to the .308
>sight a micro RDS and canted irons in for the AK
>kill everything
>>32012504
I'm trying to visualize what the fuck you meant but I have no idea how to.
Help me out, it sounds awesome.
>>32009633
what the fuck model is this i dont believe you
Nothing like letting them know you are packing African junk.
>>32009339
I win, and decree that Cindy Crawford, Kathy Ireland, and Aria Giovanni will henceforth be bathed and delivered to my tent.
BTW - Colt 1860 very close second. You can have those twiggy little things in the picture. I'd probably just break 'em.
>>32009884
Mah nigga
>>32012583
Looks like something guy fieri would carry.
>>32009545
You can go fuck yourself, top breaks .357 gets muh dick hard
>>32009339
do i have to feed them?
>>32012521
basically the picture i was referring to but done way better. literally sneak a short action bolt into the stock, move the trigger next to the ak trigger, lay the barrel right along the top.
it would be like a long range bullpup gun combined with a short range semi auto
Top row middle is best sloot
>>32013008
now you know why she is top, middle
>>32011339
2nd'd.
Next thread please.
>>32009339
Step aside lads. If any gun is going to get you laid, it's this one.
>>32009339
I win
>>32009339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvmGtLYwKA
A Burgess 12 gauge Folding Shotgun.
>>32013194
holy fuck, I'll join your harem. just let me at the shiny
>>32013127
Get rid of the stupid out of place brushed stainless hammer and we have a deal.
>>32013127
Damn, that serial number is almost my last name.
>>32009469
>>32010834
literally nobody asked or cares you MGTOW virgin faggots.
>>32010749
supermodels aren't bimbos.
>>32009339
>>32013616
Blue board, moron
>>32009611
>Sphinx
>Piece of shit
Pick one, idiot
>>32013616
Thanks retard. I'm in a call center working night shifts and you just got my ass canned. Fuck you.
>>32014001
looks like your career is extinct
>>32014001
I'm willing to bet you got fired more for not working while you're at work. And I'm even more willing to bet this isn't real
>>32009339
We should restart this game, but with hard mode of our actual carry pieces.
>>32013127
What the fuck is that hammer
>>32010113
>Here we see the prehistoric Hi-Point, in all it's glory.
>Note the lack of any polymers, as those materials were a very recent evolution in the world of Hi-Point pistols.
>>32009339
>Not posting the sexiest carry pistol of all time
All of you need to off yourselves.
>>32009339
A blued Colt Commander
>>32014847
Fug
>>32014755
Jeweled
>>32014855
Where shall I collect my winnings?
>>32009339
A Hi Point. I don't fuck women on the Itty-bitty-titty committee.
I win.
>>32009469
>choice of royalty
You meant purdey right? 3 royal warrants to h&h's 2
>>32012063
Me too, bruv.
>>32011689
Wear a Doctor Doom costume with this: get all the bitches.
>>32011706
>>32011890
Source? Been looking for it for a while.
>Anything but a Mateba
>>32015431
Not going with Steyr's sextoy/pistol.
Bunch of basic bitches ITT. You couldn't attract a goat with these submissions.
>his gun doesn't even have a dildo on it
Don't question it, you know I'm right.
>>32009339
Do I win?
Doesn't matter, I'm a wizard next year anyway.
>>32009674
genius
>>32016377
Did I miss the point of this thread?
I don't think anyone even owns the guns posted here, let alone carries them.
>>32016391
is that the original finish blue or did you get that redone somewhere? looks great
>back row
>furthest to the right
>the blonde
>the belly button
WTF???
Please, you got nothing on my edc t a c t i c a l uzi pen
>>32011019
I wouldn't mind getting shot with that
>>32009339
>>32016403
It's original
>>32016820
This is my new screen wallpaper you lucky bastard
>>32016854
I'll post the rest I have on my phone
>>32016854
>>32016854
>>32016854
>>32016854>>32016854
>>32016854
More shiny blue steel
Hungary reporting in. Bask in the glory of the Danuvia 43M submachine gun.
>>32010646
>Gaudy with no improved capability.
You win.
>>32013194
What is that
>>32009339
>>32011818
Is that a fucking break pad
>>32009339
Gold plated tiger stripe desert eagle.
Plebs in this thread have failed to understand their target audience, leopard print wearing gold diggers who know nothing of guns.
>>32009376
Are you trying to seduce a super model or an overweight middle aged man, because if it might be working.
>>32012714
>.357 Webley
If you ever manage to get your hands on one I seriously hope you forget how to actually load rounds into it.
>>32009469
Kek
Thanks for self cucking anon
>>32017259
it fucking is
>>32009386
it's black
>>32009386
>scary black gun detected
Also, can I take the holster to a cocks not glocks protest and watch minds disintegrate?
M16A2 with M203
Pic related.
>>32016359
I want one of these so bad
>>32009339
>implying i want a harem
>implying i want a whore harem
why?
You people have no taste
The Bruin, obv
since supermodels would have absolutely no clue what to judge it by and all there going to look at is which one costs the most it will be some golden or diamond encrusted gun.
Eww
>>32009339
>>32012144
Something smells...funny
>>32009339
From the Kimber Pump Gun collection.
Supermodels have shit taste, mostly.
T-dated a girl who was in the Victoria's Secret Catalog and fashion show, until she tried to get me to move to New York.
>>32021331
OK, you got the Colt BP beat.
Mine, too.
Winner, winner; Chicken dinner
>>32009339
>.
>>32009894
>>32009966
Togusa-Chan, is that you?
>>32009339
This guy. Not mine, but I like it.
>>32012159
Underrated post
>>32009339
>>32009339
/pol/ would like to try their hand at this.
>>32009386
>gun owners have small dicks meme
ok
>>32009339
Simple, Clean, .45 Stronk. This contest is over
>>32012560
kek
>>32009339
>>32023896
id fuck with that.
>>32009339
>>32020546
That's an A1 retard.
>>32025616
this is like a nintendo64 rendered 1911
Kraut Space Magic
>>32011864
Beautiful
>>32014666
>Satan trips
God damn the devil has good taste.
>>32016891
What is the bottom one?
>>32009339
CZ-72 P-01 with Nihl grips
>>32009376
>colt
I prefer topstraps and cylinder changes, thanks
Look at all these pain and boring guns.
*THIS* my friends, is how you decorate a rifle.
>>32012159
not sure if taurus or brazil
>>32009339
I'll be that faggot
>>32027279
Uberti Schofield
I don't have any better pictures of it on my phone, but it's fourth from the right here.
>>32027615
>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>>32026814
HELL FUCKING YEAH
Real guns have curves
Step aside.
True aesthetic begins here
The moist
>>32029629
honestly best in thread desu
>>32032520
I'd fuck that McChicken
>>32009339
I'll ruse their maternal instincts with this.
>>32009339
But they're all hideous
>>32032663
>sesame seed bun
>McChicken
>>32033361
https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/mcchicken