>"Sup nigga. Wanna go plinking wit dis glock fowty,

>>31999558
Sure my melanin enriched friend, I would love to go to the range with you. But first, take your finger off the trigger.

Fuck off, Tyrone let me masturbate in peace

>>31999558
I'd kill for a remake of SA with V's engine

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>>31999558
>yeah ok cuz, but let me axe you why you be bringing that old ye ye ass slavboo shit around here, cuz?
>mah nigga stoner keeps it 100 on weapons diesign, nah mean?

>>31999558
>Century

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>>31999621
Throw the hood up thread?

All jokes aside I would love to accept that offer. Never fired an AK.

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>>31999669
>"The fuck, honkey? You mean you ain't hood, son? The fuck up outta my face, bitch ass nigga."

>>31999678

Shit 0-100 real fast. Tyrone is off his meds.

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>be at local gun shop having them put a new barrel on my AR because I'm a retard and would break it if I tried to do it myself
>three melanin-rich fellows are there buying some new gats
>hood youth #1 says he wants something with an extended clip
>clerk offers him a hi-point with a 30rd clipazine
>nah dawg those are junk, i went and blasted a whole clip outta one and it din work half the time
>guy ringing me up for my autism installation starts laughing
>i laugh too
>black guys pull out their guns and rob the store
>mfw

>>31999678

the gun says "gimme your fucking money," but the eyes say "why didn't daddy love me?"

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>>31999558
Is this the 5 o'clock free crack give away?

>>31999621
admirable trigger discipline

>>31999706
Can you screw in a lightbulb? You can put on an AR barrel

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>>31999728
the barrel nut was really really tight

>>31999702
Implying niggers gotta be on/off meds to go from 0-100

I have just ONE black friend, just one, he's a light skinned nigga and he goes to college and works. He's the only one who tried to fight my friends while drunk, and the only one who literally raped a bitch, and the only one who's father never stuck around.

It's in their genes son.

>>31999714
They're not that deep.

>>31999732
That's why you get a $10 torque wrench, dude. Be more self sufficient, this tends to be a board built on self-sufficience and that's some pretty beta behavior. I've changed batteries for friends because "haha I'd just screw it up, here's $20 anon"

>>31999768
Car batteries, or Gameboy batteries?

>>31999780
Yeah meant to say car batteries

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>>31999799
>oy. you come from the !BixNooda tribe, I'm from the Mupdadoodidda tribe. I kill you now, bastahd.

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>>31999764
>tfw no APS and hijabi'd whores

>>31999983
76/sp/get

>>31999768
>this tends to be a board built on self-sufficience and that's some pretty beta behavior.
What did he mean by this?

>>32000062
does arizona tea sell their drinks in a 12oz can? ive only ever seen the really big ones

>>32000087
I've seen them at stores in 12 oz cans, but in a 12 pack like soda.

>>31999999
>>32000000
That is all

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>>31999558
Hell yeah bruh, lemme roll up a blunt quick

>>32000108
oh, youre right, ive seen those too. i completely forgot about those. once in a blue moon ill pick up a 12 pack of arnold palmer

>>32000087
They do, but they're a little hard to find in my experience. They'll usually sell them in 24 packs.

>>32000113
What in god's name is that camo called?

>>31999621
Notorious B.I.G?

>>32000294
Looks like DPM that's been washed out to hell.

>>32000190
Looper lel

>>31999886
theres something about big fat nigresses that really do it for me, help guys?

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>>31999558
Yes I sure do, fellow American. It is important that we develop safe and responsible weapon handling techniques first, however. While we are on the way we can stop at KFC for some deep fried chicken, and we can discuss the principles of self-responsibility and liberty. Does that sound amicable to you, sir?

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>>31999886
T H I C C

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>>31999558
>finger on the trigger
>safety off

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Explain yourselves /k/

>>32000561
you think this is a joke but jesus
>/k/ infiltrates and co-opts local gang of hoodrats
>use their crack money to buy 5.11 outfits and SKS rifles
>educate them about small unit tactics and put them through live-fire exercises, basic first-aid techniques, etc.
>form the National Integrated Great Guerilla Alliance
>proceed to sweep the nation and displace all other organized crime syndicates with superior tactics, organization and Russian engineering

>>32000686
>2012
>not giving them WASRs, putting towels over their heads, and teaching them to make suicide vests

>>31999752
It's true that it's genetic, but I don't think you understand what "being off meds" means.

>>32000686
>form the National Integrated Great Guerilla Alliance
topkek

it would be fun until the feds find out and shut it down hard

>>32000686
>bunch of Gorillas using Guerilla tactics
absolute madness

>>31999722
because he can't get his fingers into the guard.

>>31999621
biggie smalls looks like a half-melted birthday candle senpai

>>31999558
>sup
Stop. Right there is where I draw my Smart Pistole. It activates itself and signals the police that I have drawn my weapon. Every CCTV and recording electronics have been tuned in to my SmartGun's broadcast. All electronic ears and eyes within a half mile are listening to the next crucial seconds. My smartpistole unlocks the safety disconnecter through the WiFi signal and I take careful aim. Tyrone is starting to raise his shoota. I take 5 shots because the magazine only holds 6 and the last bullet is saved in the magazine to prevent me from getting a voluntary manslaughter charge by excessive force. Before Tyrone can fall to the ground I'm being arrested by the police and told I'm going to be locked up with Tyrone's brothers.

I hear a faint,'Bix nood' through Tyrone's death rattle.

>>32000026
I think he meant that the board is into self sufficience, and that having somebody else build your AR is pretty non self sufficient, and therefore beta.

>>32000635
>implying you're not supposed to shoot black "people"

>>32000635
Contrast

>>31999764
>you will never have an oper8r child bride of your own
:(

>>32001282

how the fuck do they get ammo for it

like enough ammo to fight and train with

wtf

>>31999728
>he took a story about niggers robbing a gun shop seriously
are you literally brain dead?

>>32001890
there were probably ammo caches stored with the guns. as far as training, im thinking they fired a few rounds to see if it worked (if that) and called it g2g

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>>31999558
>hell yeah dawg, imma bring muh scattergat and we gon blast on them paper fools.

>you got enough gatteries for dat choppa, homie?

>>32000686
>he thinks you can train niggers
You ever been in the military?

>>32000431

suicide is always an option

>>32001970
>shooting an ak
>good day
wew

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>>32001982
its possible, but you might have to dope them up first, and se a carrot and stick system

weed, brown-brown, and beer are all you need

Do you really think a basketball american would use the term "plinking"

>>32001282
Wow, a Carcono Carbine and a STG 44, they have to be the best funded militia ever!

>>32000686
Underrated post

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>>31999558

>>32002103
I don't think you know what underrated means

>>32000686
Gorilla tactics*

>>32000856
Teh beast poast

>>32000299
more like
>B.I.G Mac

>>31999886
9/10 would dungeon crawl with.

>>32002162
I think know means don't you

>>31999823
Lmao look at that little nigger on the left trying to act tough.

I`d fuck him up, then fuck his ass, if you know what I`m sayin`.

>ey Nigga wuz good
>Lemme axe you a qwetsdon
>Uhhh y'all got any of dem mini draygo ak pilstols

Every fucking day

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>>32002240

Story?

>>32000299
more like Notorious H.U.G.E

>>31999558

no

>>32003057
South Africa.

>>32001982
Yeah, and turns out that whites and spics are just as fucking retarded.

>>31999752
I have a lot more black friends than you honkey. And none of them has tried to rape a woman. In fact why is he still your friend if he is an asshole? Are you a bitch or something?

>>32005833
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."

- GySgt Hartman

>>32005863
this.

>>32000062
oh god those hands

>>32000015
dat trigger discipline

>>32000299
Noticably F.A.T.

>>32000015
10/10 would operate with. Also, nice digits.

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>>31999706
>>black guys pull out their guns and rob the store
>rob a lgs
>rob dudes with guns in a store full of guns

>>31999642
Mcnig got fat

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>>32000635
Is that a fat chick hashtag or what?

>>32000635
Nigger lives don't matter

>>32009828
Talking trash about fat chicks might be the one and only thing every man from every nation can get along doing.

>>32001890
>train with

>>32011178
That and fending off mongols

>>32011117
they're worth less than fecal matter.

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>>31999886
Pam grier really let herself go.

>>32011589
Nice rack of pacifiers....wonder if she tastes funny.

>>32012980
Does cocoa butter taste funny?

>>32000635
Black is the easiest color to distinguish from a distance.

>>31999806
change a 07 pontiac grand prix battery.
that fucking $20 will be well earned.

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Aye y'all niggas tryna smoke up?

Got soma' dis loud from the russian down the block

>>31999580
Punctuation is important.

>>32001890
>implying the mag isn't filled with 7.62x39