How /k/ is Africa? There is weird shit there. You could be a one man army and survive honestly.
I don't know, but someone needs to cut this magnificent man out of this photo and make a template. We need him in other scenes.
I will also dump weird Africa images.
>call police
>this guy shows up
What do?
>>31991504
That would be nice.
>>31991535
>Wanna hit, bro?
>>31991558
Just fuck my ears up
>>31991635
>>31991639
ffuuuuu beat by 5 seconds
>needs more RPGs
>this guy >>31991490
+
>this guy >>31991615
Holy shit, this needs to be a tv show.
anyone have africa war related wallpapers?
>>31991775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>31991795
>Somali Filthy Frank
Let's face facts here, Afrika is just black /k/ with slightly less crazy ideas.
>>31991645
>car parts for weights
I see axle pieces, entire rear hub/brake drum assemblies, cylinder heads, not sure what the guy second from the right has
Cool doggos tho
Poacher about to get his ass beat
>>31991891
looks like bleached version of whatever coat and pants he has on
>>31991891
woodland- he accidentally washed it with his whites
>>31991891
wew that thumbnail looked pretty scary for a second, the darker patch of red on the helmet looked like a screaming mouth
>>31991897
Appears to be a half-shaft. Anything longitudinal mount with independent suspension uses half-shafts to drive the wheels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDLJ3pUZm9A
>you'll never fly over an African grassland in a helicopter holding an Uzi like a baby while listening to Toto heading towards a blood diamond conflict
>>31991910
>>31991908
why are there red splotches? afaik bleaching woodland doesn't do that
>>31991504
>>31991857
>WELCOME TO THE ZEBRA FARM, MOTHERFUCKER
>>31991490
Depends on where you are.
>>31991490
Is this the meme to replace zergface?
>>31992055
Was thinking the same thing.
>>31992017
Based.
>>31991504
>>31991645
Thats pretty badass.
>>31991535
get the cameras rolling, cause shits fixin to get really weird.
>>31991668
this need to have bitches twerking in the reflection in his glasses.
>>31991709
Kewele Mwetbe is a straight laced cop with a sense of style
Ojuku Ngwabe is a renegade hustler who's a crack shot
>>31991635
>>31991639
>>31991490
We need to name this new meme
>>31991834
>>31991654
>>31991635
They are probably defending their village from radical islamists
>>31992116
>>31991709
Jojo Africa adventures
>>31992321
looks like we have discovered /k/s new fetish
>>31991946
Got sauce on that semen demon?
>>31992418
its a dude
>>31992430
Your point?
>>31992430
im not the ones who asked, but dudes can be semen demons.
>>31992430
That changes very little, for some.
>>31991923
You sure the lets go to school pic isnt in america?
>>31992430
No it's not
>>31992363
it ain't me
>>31992472
no matter how many times you try to tell yourself otherwise, traps are not women
>>31992473
>>31992363
>>31992321
include me in the screencap
>>31991490
>Dial *150# to join the fastest Internet in the New World
Since when the fuck is Africa "the new world"
>>31992430
Got sauce on that semen demon?
>>31992480
>Thinking they care
>>31992187
Someone call Netflix, I would watch the fuck out of that.
>>31991490
Africa is just Fallout 1&2 without the FEV and less radiation.
>>31992430
And? I was expecting that, what's their name?
>>31992418
>>31992494
[MFC] Pink haired Pirate - Lana Rain.mp4
Somewhere around the 1hr mark
>>31992480
Pretty sure it's a woman
>>31991615
Holy shit! A type 81!
>>31992480
Sexuality isn't black and white retard.
>>31991775
This dude is actually part of Botswana's metal scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=076N6Xu8fGc
>>31992534
oh boy we got a live one!
>>31992553
>really like girls
>also really like girls with penises
>full on homosexual
At best I'm bi, get at me Jethro.
>>31992473
i aint done yet
>>31992578
if they have penis= man
if they have a vagina=woman
if they have both=hermphrodite
>>31991972
This is a guess, but I feel like it's some chink shit. They have some weird patterns and are also heavily involved in Africa
>>31991535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A572eclLc68
>>31992480
Lana rain is a woman. Are you retarded
im helping
>>31992534
>>31992579
Favorite
>>31992612
Not in the current year!
>Be white and live in Swaziland
>Poor as fuck country, can't find job
>Join army
>3,000 personnel military
>So poor they don't even have a standard issue rifle and nobody other than generals are issued pistols
>Some units get FAL's
>"Special forces" units get AR18's (some of them don't even work)
>Most units get AK's of some random variety
>Basic training lasts for however long the drill instructor decides he wants to put up with you, usually about 3 hours a day
>Everyone goes home at night
>Most people show up for training exercises just because it means they get fed
With the way most African military's are you could just overthrow most governments with a organized force of rebels and make the country better within a week, the populace would probably worship you six times a day if you could get them daily food
>>31992676
That would be nice, but sadly the population may go full retard. You need to find an area that isn't densely populated or affected by corruption so that you can properly give education.
>>31991698
chad is a central african army i would not fuck with
>>31992712
>not affected by corruption
so basically not in Africa then
>>31992116
>>31992321
>>31992363
>>31992473
>>31992579
>>31992632
>>31992703
Anon, pls?
>>31992712
>No corruption
>Education
>In Africa
You can TRY educating Africans but you'll be wasting time and money, they wont pay attention and likely wont take in anything you try to teach them, you're better off just pacifying them through food and material goods, Africans understand survival
>>31991490
>How /k/ is Africa?
>Full of poor people
>Heavily armed
>untrained
>terrible/perfect fashion sense
>no idea what they are doing but know they must destroy
I'd say they are peak /k/
>>31992827
>>Heavily armed
Liberal lies.
Some of Africa might be, the rest probably are not legally allowed arms.
>>31992877
>implying anyone in Africa actually cares about the arms laws
most African governments can barely keep the country from collapsing, let alone enforce arbitrary gun laws
>>31991775
Is that Africa's answer to Hard Gay?
>>31992553
dude dude traps aren't gay bro trap aren't gay you're gay you fucking faggot for not wanting traps.
>>31992017
You're a saint
>>31992213
Wrong. They're hunting for that delicious KFC.
>>31991775
>We wuz Judas priest n sheit
>>31991947
You let one nigger be a storm trooper and now they all think they're storm troopers
I've spent some time in Mozambique and let me tell you what, Africa a shit.
Moz is a gun free country meaning anyone with the equivalent of $100 USD in either money or goods can get a gun lol. But only foreigners, poachers or druglords have guns aside from military/police.
Like everything there you don't make it known that you have anything of value, even though as a foreigner it is 100% public knowledge that you have more than the common villager.
Serious though, you do not fuck with military or police in any wsy because you will get fucked over or killed hard and fast. And you absolutely do not fuck with border guards and certainly don't take a gun anywhere near where you may encounter military, police or especially border guards
>>31993052
It is some really cool looking armor, though. Africans are pretty unorganized during riots, both the police and the protestors, so I'm guessing those guys were having 1v15 brawls with the rioters.
>>31992534
>>31992806
The Asian in front of the black dude makes me feel pretty fucking neato.
>>31991857
eY b0ss, can i habe de ship ransom pls?
>>31991910
>Africa
>Whites
Pick one
>>31992676
>>31992712
>>31992742
>>31992813
this is why Africa will never change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs
>>31991490
Very
>>31993295
>filename
We didn't start the fire...
>>31992806
amidoinitrite?
>>31993347
kek
>>31991748
Looks like gangrape is about to happen in that scene. I would want first dibs if I was there but seeing as this is Africa she probably has aids.
>>31992363
>>31992473
>>31992579
>>31992632
>>31992703
>>31993347
making warfare FABULOUS
>>31991490
And this, a new meme is born
Praise kek
>>31993347
Thanks anon, this truly made my night
>>31993347
Nice
There's still more to come
>>31993482
What should we call this man
>>31993492
Disco Cop?
>>31993492
Probably dead
>>31992578
just let it go anon, we don't care if you like traps, lolis, shota, shoving pudding up your ass, it's 4chan, we're all fags here
>>31993492
Officer AIDS
>>31993492
swagtastic sabooh
>>31993542
OPONGO
>>31992430
>>31992430
That's a woman
>>31993492
Afri-cop.
>>31993679
I like the sound of that
>>31991698
>do you even lift bruh?
Suck my Kock :De :De :De
>>31993679
Seconding
>>31993492
the aids renegade
>>31993839
This ones good
>>31991490
>How /k/ is Africa?
Very.
am I too late?
>>31994151
There is more to come
I will continue to push this meme
another one
>>31991698
They've developed ERA armour!
>>31991923
that let's go to school pic is mad max/10
>>31993482
nam, not africa nigga
>>31991891
>Getty images
>>31991535
Bust a dope ass dance move.
>>31991535
I didn't know you can actually call the bitch mob.
>basedgodblessmybitches
>>31991795
At a glance, it looked like this man literally had AKs for arms.
The sad part is, its africa, so i wasnt really suprised.
>>31991718
First thing I thought of when I saw this
https://youtu.be/Uctu1e353os
>tfw I'm going to forget that these police niggers are edited into this historical photos
>tfw I'll probably dump them all on accident into a history thread
I can't wait
>>31992363
>>31992321
Posting in an epic thread.
Put me in the screencap plz
>>31992550
That's pretty cool.
>>31994223
It's a quality meme my man.
>>31991490
He makes me think of Flavor Flav.
>>31993492
Strut Sergeant
>>31993521
I like it.
>>31993523
>>31994608
Missed that bit on the foot
>>31994561
Holy fuck underrated
Kek
>>31992017
>>31992116
Haha yes, you're both my heroes.
>>31992363
Jesus fucking christ /k/
>>31992430
So?
>>31991490
I dialed #150# like the sign said
My internet is now faster
>>31991597
Damn those crazy brits shit even the brits have gone without
>>31992471
>>31994425
>>31992321
Okay. So this is a thing now.
Ethiopia
>>31992017
>>31994678
>I'm out of ammo
>implying the enemy knows it. Let's just pretend
>shouting "ratatatatatata" in the distance
>>31991504
I'm so glad that I suggested this, everything you people have made in this thread so far is fucking amazing. You're all phenomenal and I'm glad to call you my /k/omrades.
>>31994720
oh im lafin
>>31994734
Fuck that was meant for >>31994720
red hot OC, because I'm drunk as fuck
>>31991535
>trigger discipline
>jaunty stroll
he's alright in my book
>>31991490
I wonder where this aids renegade is now
>>31993523 is probably right but you never know
>>31991490
>How /k/ is Africa?
500%. Honestly, a good chunk of /k/ would really honestly love every motherfucking second of the crazed african warrior life if they got the chance to live it
>>31993492
The African-can man
>>31991873
>Afrika is just black /k/ with slightly less crazy ideas
but a lot more follow through, and full auto
>>31991558
Now we know why they always get up in your face and be all "WHAT DA FUQ DID YOO SAY TO MEE?!"
>>31992945
traps are abolutely gay as fuck
what you are trying to say is that you don't turn gay because of them
>>31994750
kek
>>31993492
go with the original filename: >>31992017
>>31993492
Tue Mozambique oui go
>>31992116
>>31994866
11/10
>>31991645
>ywn lift weights in the jungle with your brothers and neighbors to defend your village
>ywn get swole with your loyal doggo
why can't I take my dog to the gym, /k/? He's a good dog, but he's a rescue and he needs to put on some muscle. Should I just get him an autism service dog vest?
Now all we need is a name for the maymay and we're set
>>31991645
wtf are those doggos doing lol
>>31993492
sgt sambo
trayvon mossberg
sawed off somalian
trench gun tutsi
>>31994720
my fucking sides
>>31992534
Ya, but up until recently, Africa was.
I bet none of you got a better portrait pic of yourself and your finest soviet milsurp!
>>31993492
Dubs will claim the name.
>>31991615
>Shadowrun: Neo-Africa
I watched a meme be born
>>31992534
yes it is. bi is a fag that cant commit.
>>31994918
>Trayvon mossberg
My sides
>>31992579
this is just Battlefield 1 isn't it?
>>31991645
That's hard as fuck
>>31991490
You eave given /k/ their vary greatly won Waldo you beautiful bastard
>>31995428
Vary own
>>31994918
>>31995159
I second trayvon mossberg
>>31993492
Staph Sergeant
Black Dynamite
A light in darkness
Diskop
weewoo
>>31994678
Those are IDF soldiers, Israel has a sizable Ethiopian population.
Haven't met many bright ones, but they're usually pretty funny.
Had a guy in basic training who was upset that he got to carry a Tavor with a grenade launcher, so he literally threw it in a trashcan in full view of the commanding officer.
The joys of a consciprt army..
>>31991775
This guy looks like a Fallout character. That hat gives you +1 CHA, +1END
>>31991535
Tell him you're not supposed to take the drugs you confiscate.
Why doesnt /k/ just invade and take some of africa for ourselves?
>>31991846
That face when the Swedish immigration office asks why you haven`t stopped by for the monthly payout.
>>31991947
>Chicom
TOP NOTC riot gear and that chestrig... KEK
Afri/k/op
>>31993223
>Your son? Yes I saw him. Rest of him is in my stove. Want some?
>>31993492
Afrika Korp
AND WHY YOU HAVEN'T ENLISTED YET?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NW6c2SnQoQ
>>31993671
That's a good one
>>31993492
Thug of war
>>31991795
BOOM SHAKALAKA HERE COME THE SPIRIT MAN!
>>31991535
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, RIOTS PAST AND I'M HOMEBOUND.
Also pic related goes to show how /k/ Africa can be.
>>31993492
Mande/k/a, Shotgun Shona, Zulu Zergman, Buckshot Bantu
>>31993492
Jaunting Jamal
>>31993492
/k/unta /k/inte
>>31991946
Gonna need some sauce.
>>31995636
>Belt fed G3
I've never needed something more in my fucking life.
>>31995847
is it a G3 or a HK21?
>>31995511
>Mfw
>>31993492
/K/unta Cop.
>>31991775
>You are already dead
>>31991873
>Afrika is just black /k/ with slightly less crazy ideas.
>Afrika
>slightly less crazy ideas
pick one
>>31995644
James Brown is alive!
>>31994720
Fuck that's a good one.
>>31991891
>Hey, Pull my finger
>>31992534
perhaps not, but gender is, you fucking degenerate
>>31995396
goddamn how i want that FAL with the proto red-dot on it
>>31991718
>>31991748
What is this riot armor? The mobile gendarmes uses it in France too
>>31991846
>no mom I'll be home by 10...yes Timmy's parents are here to supervise
>Yeah mom I.. I love you too
>>31991775
Mad Max's African counterpart
>>31994918
>trayvon mossberg
Leave my sides alone you monster
>>31994987
>That feel when you'll never compare chink SKS's with an ACTUAL, real life jiggaboo
feels bad man
>>31991645
>jungle gym
>>31993492
Shot bongo Scatter man
>>31991947
And a fresh crop of catchers reports to Detroit Tigers spring training...
>>31992321
Swag-hili
>>31996644
Saved. Fantastic job.
Another
>>31994913
Is this the start of an ebin new meme?
last one a I feel like doing
>>31992321
toasting in epic bread
weow lads as soon as i saw the cutout I knew this dis thread was gonna b goot
>>31995690
But all it would do is vaporise his head, not like it would explode.
>>31993492
Idi AR-meme
>>31994918
>trayvon mossberg
you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>31996180
>>31994750
Gotchu
>>31991535
Challenge him to an impromptu dance off.
>>31992806
4u
>>31995379
chinese camo? do any african countries make there own camo?
>>31993492
Black Rich Evans
>>31991535
Go back home and take the day off.
He's got this.
>>31991490
With a good kevlar vest and decent training you could make a living as a herdsman.
Cattle is effectively wealth in some parts of Africa and cattle theft is a big issue. Offering to keep watch on the herds can keep you in dinner and ammo.
But try to stay out of politics. It seems that Africa can't go 20 years without a violent coup.
>>31993492
Somaliceman?
>>31995511
Triple dubs speaks, New Rhodesia when?
>>31996965
as soon as be decide on a name
I say we call him Obongo or Mandela
>>31993492
As >>31992187 said, Kwele Mwetbe
>>31997409
They prolly sewn it themselves. Most african countries (even shitholes like Somalia and Zimbabwe) had state-run textile factories that made uniforms, boots, chest rigs and whatnot
>>31997409
Knockoff CADPAT.
And yes, quiet a few African nations produce their own patterns, while a lot of other ones copy/change existing ones.
http://camopedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page#AFRICA
>>31996701
underrated
>>31996335
kek
>>31992116
>>31993492
Boss Nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>31996163
kek, was thinking exactly the same thing when I saw him
>>31991490
Subsaharan Africa isn't so much a /k/iller's best wetdream but /b/tard's nightmare. Lulz isn't that lulzy when you cannot escape the fact that pools are closed due to AIDS and the only time the place kinda worked was when white people were stupid enough to show and run the shitpile.
>>31991615
Who needs the slav squat when you have the nog-lean
>>31991698
Here's what South Africa's military looks like:
https://youtu.be/u0JLAAtHAMU
>>31998518
thanks CTR you lost. you can stop posting now
>>31991795
With the tactically open fly for stealth rape
Don't understand why nobody made this
>>31998581
>>31998571
>>31998565
>>31992321
>>31992363
>>31992579
>>31991795
Actually looks a little like a Black Putin.
>>31993052
Fuckin kek!
>>31991846
>The amount of money the average poster on /k/ would pay for that gun would buy this guy an entire farm
>>31994608
>>31994617
>/K/
Not
>/k/
>>31991535
Get musical. Win a trophy.
>>31998811
Triple dubs and you've given me a six pack from belly laughs. Bravo
>>31991775
>leather in the scorching heat
he's committed
This thread is now a part of the /k/ legends
postin' in a godly thread
>>31991718
>sandal as a makeshift shield
These people have ressources
Anybody working on the screencap yet?
>>31992550
>bringing back the black in black metal
anyway
Africa is off the rails crazy. Stupid huge continent made up of a ton of countries that all have some kind of bad/crazy shit going on, especially sub-saharan Africa.
Going to read Heart of Drakness again.
>ywn have a cute african girlfriend with shaven hair, perky tits and a slavshit wielding tribe
>>31992534
Well unfortunately for some people it is
>>31994868
I'm so honored to witness the birth of a meme
>>31997265
Fucking kek