https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEo J29RhCTw >Chinese sa

But the iPhone is backwards

>>31964709
That has to be the most needlessly complex chargeing station ever.

Do they not have electrical outlets on the ship?

>>31964763
It's probably so that they don't steal each other's shit
They got locks on them

>>31964775
they have locks on them. its likely either to
1. prevent soldiers from using them while on duty
2. prevent soldiers from giving away state secrets
3. prevent faggots from stealing shit
4. any and/or all of the above

>>31964709

there are US government labs still using VAX

>>31964775
Yeah, so does USN shit, and on a ship there is a very short list of shitbags who will steal.

>>31964788
>prevent use on duty

Proper leadership does it better than a lock.

>state secrets

Wut. How the fuck does having a phone in a dumbass chargeing station prevent state secrets from getting out?

>>31964843
>Wut. How the fuck does having a phone in a dumbass chargeing station prevent state secrets from getting out?

>Have phone running a disguised custom ROM.
>Plug it into USB port.
>Inject whatever the fuck you want into the system.
This is absolutely basic cybersecurity. DO NOT LET ANYONE PLUG THEIR POCKET COMPUTER INTO THE SHIP.

>Chinese sailors have iPhones
They build their own in basic training.

>>31964843
>Wut. How the fuck does having a phone in a dumbass chargeing station prevent state secrets from getting out?

How does malware reach an air-gapped computer system for controlling centrifuges?

>>31964877
>having usb ports on mil equipment

Thats where you fucked up.

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>>31964877
Just charging my iPod. :3

>>31964877
No, absolutely basic cyber security is having non-common proprietary I/O....which the entire DOD uses.

>when its not the ports are rendered inoperable, generally superglued.

There are exceptions, especially when civie contractors are invovled.

But on a ship? You wont find a USB port.

>>31964709
Windows 3.1 probably cant be remotely hacked.

plus
>Iphones are made with slave labo- Love in china

More than likely being china it is probably a knock off anyways.

>>31964843

This

I was in the puss for two years, and I remember one guy getting his hand slammed in a hatch cause he got caught stealing.

>>31964877
>Charging station
>It's obviously purpose designed to be just a charging station. there probably aren't USB ports just anywhere on the ship

How the fuck is the phone going to get state secrets over a dumb charging port?

Chinese magic, this entire ship runs off of 5.6V DC! Not 5.5! They are overclocking their entire ship for a 10% performance gain, the absolute madmen!

Certainly you don't plug a phone into a computer, but it's literally a charging station, it doesn't interface with anything except power, and power in a dumb way. At the very worst it could trip a breaker, which won't do anything at all.

>>31964763
They have these in federal buildings too, mainly where you're not allowed to use your phone past a certain point. Reasoning is because back and forth whining.

>"Leave your phone in your car"
>"But then I can't check it on my break."
>"Then leave in your locker"
>"But that's on the other side of the building."
>"Fine, we'll set up a place to put it near the security door."
>"But someone might steal it."
etc.

>>31964709
iphone is so innovative and perfect, i just cant see any reason why every living soul on earth wouldnt buy it

>>31964709
>Window 3.1

impressive . The russians know it wouldnt be a fair cyber fight if they used the latest IT equipment. The slav understands honor unlike cowardly anglos and chinks.

> windows 3.1

based

why the fuck would anyone connect an iPhone to anything important is beyond me

>>31965202
China is the biggest market for iPhones now.

>>31965219
That's inhumane.

>>31965601
Kill yourself.

>>31965629
You are worse than the applefag.