>http://www.businessinsider.com/cal ifornia-secession-cal

No.

Let them secede. The red parts of California won't go with them.

Then we build The Wall, to include the seceded portion of California.

And then, after we ready drones to provide us 24/7 coverage of the events to follow as a reality TV series? We stop pumping them water.

>>31950487
Nah, just give 'em the Dresden treatment.

There are two parts of California.

The based, conservative NorCal and mountain folk, and the limp-wristed beta nu-male cucks along the coast, along with the spics in the south.

The cucks can't fight a war because they're nogunz, not to mention literally being terrified of them.

The true Californian patriots wouldn't let them secede.

>>31950523
>norcal
>men
I've never met or seen more dirty hippies than in the north.

The last "bastion" of conservatives are in OC and Riverside County

>>31950377
Why exactly should we go to war with them if they try to leave? Is it just because you want to be edgy?

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>>31950523
>based, conservative NorCal and mountain folk
Well shit, I'm glad *somebody* remembers we're here.

>>31950377
what Is that just LA and San Fran that leave

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>>31950510
Yes please. Just stay the hell away from Shasta Dam.

>>31950651
Why would you miss the chance to bomb a bunch of West Coast faggoty-ass libtards into oblivion? What is the matter with you...? Are you feeling well?

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>>31950377

If that's you in the pic you should go ahead and kys for numerous reasons.

>>31950534
Those damn hippies make up a small but retarded vocal minority. Almost everyone I know up here is Republican and pro gun. The fucking LA numale losers are getting us with this bullshit.

>tfw the possibility of curbstomping California is real
>tfw you'll team up with insurgent cells of Norcal to cut down commiefornia scum.
>tfw you could possibly be the first to drag Feinstein out of her spider hole.

Secession for any state is basically never going to happen period unless the entire country is already collapsing. This is just as true for Republican states as it is for Democrat.

>>31950663
Don't forget, Phil, we're deplorables. And /k/ loves deplorable things!

>>31950681
Not him but

>grown white man posting anime pics telling another grown man he should kys

Fix yourself first you degenerate

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>>31950675
>why don't you want to kill people for holding different political opinions when they want to leave

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>>31950675
>Are you feeling well?

I don't feel the urge to bomb people because of their opinions, no.
I'm also not getting hard over pics of underage boys wearing skirts.
That's two of the key differences between us, but I bet there are more.

>>31950651

Because no nation-state willingly weakens itself by giving up land and population.

I'll say the same thing here that I say when my fellow Texans opt to seceed.

1. Kiss your economy goodbye, because the US is about to lock you down, both with tariffs and also by sea.

2. You are literally one natural disaster away from being fucked, because the feds do routinely provide aid in such cases.

3. Even if the US left you alone, they really won't be, because some other country is coming to gobble you up, and the US cannot allow that on its border.

>>31950377

>will this be the shortest war ever?

If the shitty parts of california threw a fit it'd be over before guys on the east coast could book a flight and show up to fight.

>>31951580
This...

You guys really underestimate how many funs having and loving people live here.

Fuck it, let them go. Good riddance.

>>31950730
>>31950740
>hand-wringing over someone saying "bomb california" on /k/

you're either embarrassingly new or hispanic

lmfao

>this is a democracy!!!
>vote for hillery or your racist!
>im with her!
>oh wait
>no
>stahp it
>oh god trump won?!?!
>you were supposed to vote the way i want you too because of my feelings
>lets riot
>lets fight even tho we call republicans violent
>lets leave the usa!


lmfao how does cali even function?

i say we
>close all roads after 24 hour notice
>cut off the power
>cut off the water

lets see how long they survive on their own, and when they inevitably lose their shit, we use national guard to take the state back by force.

>>31950377
Not all of us are fugged. Check before you kek

>>31950377
Those reefer pussies would be chilling in their basements when we storm the place with ARs and AKs provided by our new Russia/US Bro army. Cucklifornia can go ahead and try to secede.

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>>31951631
>California wants to break off
>anons are going on about their edgy fantasies that involve not letting California break off so that they can continue to push more gun control
Why?

>>31951662
>>cut off the water
kek, what water?

>>31951739
The water they choke other states for, while letting their own go into the ocean for an invasive smelt.

>>31951819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d605rM0U3x0

>Live footage of Trump giving a speech to Californians after the first year of California's succession.

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here's the map for the new wall. once it is made, everyone on the purple side can do whatever they want.

>>31951669

>Reefer pussies

God damn. With all that edge I'd have figured this would be a medieval weapons thread.

>>31950682
people also think sf is "north" too LUL

>implying that Cali can't singlehanded fuck the rest of the US
They have the economy, men and willing power to pull it up.

>>31950523
>>31950663
San Diego county voted red

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>>31952331
>they have
>men
>and willing power

Good luck finding either of those things in California

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>>31950534
the fuck you talking about? pic related
>>31952258
>sf not north
>literally adjacent the "north bay"
>not north
ok.

>>31952341
>37 million people
Also their progressive women will fight side by side with men and if anything they import more Pacos to help them. Plus it's not like there would not be a couple dozens of M of Americans moving there if they had a real chance to leave.

It would be a shitshow.

>>31952183
Good fuck Tucson

>>31952183
LOL

No. There is no way America will ever give up that much of it's coastline without bombs and bullets war.

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Unfortunately the Californian independence movement is all peaceful hippies and idiots. We lost the chance to have an armed rebellion. Another disturbing fact is that the independence camp is pretty much run by tech moguls and the last thing I want is California to be even more controlled by Google and Facebook.
If it does happen I want the chance to destroy silicon valley before y'all nuke us.

>>31952183
No, we can't let them have that much land, especially the port at Long Beach.

>>31952331
wut.

you motherfuckers can't even properly manage an irrigation system, and you think you can prosecute a war against literally all of your neighbors?

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Californian here. I hope you don't shoot brothers deep in enemy territories.

Norcal wouldn't follow. If anything at all would happen, it would be a split along the farm belt north of Sacramento, and Norcal would turn into Jefferson once and for all.

Let's hope the state of Jefferson will become a reality.

>>31950487
First post is best post.

>CA secedes, causing a major electoral realignment and more than likely adding Jefferson as a R-leaning swing state at the very least
Please let this happen

>>31950377

That sounds amazing.

>California secedes
>Invade and crush them
>Deport all illegals and their children
>Strip all urbanites and their descendants of their voting rights
>California unpozzed

back the fuck off the west coast fuckers. washingtons packing heat faggots.

>>31952885

stfu or we'll purge you too

Eh, let them. Then we can give everyone else a reminder what happens when democrats try to leave.

Look, they are pissed off because for the second time in their lifetimes the dems won the popular vote and lost the election. Let them while out, but to suggest that we should build a wall around them is fucking undemocratic. That idea is just as retarded as the people in california who want to seceed

What about those of us trapped in little conservative pockets on the CA coast? Can we be like Guantanamo Bay, a little slice of free America deep in Commieland that gives the separatists heartburn when they realize they're far too weak to take it back ever, which is everyday?

>>31952904
bring it on faggot dont exert yourself too much tho, you might fallout of your mobility scooter.

>>31952945
oh shit hear is an idea you could mount a fifty on your mobility scooter too. too bad your fat ass cant lift anything heavier than a KFC bucket so i guess its a moot point.

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>calicunts want to secede

>>31950377
Wall just curved to the North.

>>31950377
>will you sign up for the civil war with California to kill hippies
Yes. With ecstasy.

>>31952943
>What about those of us trapped in little conservative pockets on the CA coast?
Pleasanton and San Diego and places like that will be designated safe areas. No worries.

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>>31950377
They can go, but Jefferson is staying with us.

>>31953172

Good, I was more talking smaller, and closer to the blue hellholes. Not saying where, but tinier and with actually nice beaches. I'm still good, right?

That said, when does the stupid no-grandfathering mag cap ban come into effect? I can't make heads or tails of when I actually need to help my folks get some low-caps for range use.

>>31953198
You're God damn right we are. But not before we burn the coast to ashes. Except for Eureka. It might be salvageable if we purge the potheads.

>>31953214
Huntingdon Beach...?

>no-grandfathering mag cap ban
I don't know and I frankly don't givva fuck. Which isn't much help. Sorry. Ask the simpering puling legal-eagle Internet warriors over at CalGuns. They'll know... which is all *they're* good for.

>>31952437
Orange County as we know it was essentially created by racism.
Compton had cheap housing and used to be mostly white. Then they removed housing covenants, which would prevent people from leasing or selling to people for any reason (i.e. being black). Once housing covenants went away, all the whites fled to Orange County, where high prices and HOAs create a firm barrier that keep minorities out.

If Orange County is blue, that means that the tech companies located in Irvine heavily outnumber the founding conservatives.

>>31953254
Well, that or they simply wanted a woman in office. Or were simply too apathetic to even vote.

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>>31953198

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Who's going to make California howl?

Fuck California, let it secede.

Nobody else wants them.

>>31950684
I didn't even think of that jew cunt!
I'd cut her face off and hang it on my wall.

>>31950523
>norcal
are only seen as right wing because of the comparison to the ultra-socialist socal, in the eyes of the rest of the country, 99.9% of the most conservitive norcals are pretty left leaning compared to other states.

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>>31953290
>get rid of the conservative parts of Oregon
>keep liberal coast shithole

????

>>31950663
Fucking shasta really? You post the most hippie infested part of the state?

>>31953327
Fuck that.

I want their clay and their monies.

Just purge the libtards and take all that prime real estate.

What the fuck they gonna do, they have no guns. The only ones who do voted for trump.

RED CALI WILL RISE AGAIN, and loyalist armed militias will kick the total shit outta all the faggot libtards who have been shitting all over our state.

>>31952943
IM TRAPPED ON THE HILLS OF THE EAST BAY. DONT LEAVE MEEEE ANONS.

No seriously parts of the East Bay are conservative as fuck.

>>31953198
While we're at it, can we make a Middle Virginia? Save all of our pals west of the Blue Ridges from getting drown out by NOVA faggotry?

>>31953327
lol cali is worth more than your shitty state.

>>31953339
Even the west coast of oregon is onl y voting around 51% blue, the real problems are the commifornian transplants and the college kids, get rid of them and the whole state is red.

>>31953339
hey dipshit have u ever been to the oregon coast?

>>31953377
so get rid of the college kids who are just trying to get an education?

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>>31950377
Somewhat related

>>31953368
it's not worth its weight in liberal degenerates and spics, Jorge

>>31953368
>implying

Considering how many Californians move here to Texas, I'd say you're wrong.

>>31953339
I'm from coos county. It's not liberal.

>Sonoma county
Feels bad man, but I'm so fucking tired of this shit I'm moving to Florida.

I was thinking about Nevada but Bloomberg's shitting that up as well. They put 14 mil into question 1 and I really hope the cops and the courts BTFO it. If they keep shitting up Nevada I won't even consider moving there.

>>31953394
They ain't educated if they don't know what "infringed" means.

>>31953557
>I'm moving to Florida
Fuck off, we're full

>>31953484
they think the same thing about your state too. Its fucked up because this hate is what devides america. California is throwing a temper tantrum right now. let them bitch, its just them coping with the fact that they lost a very very close election (in terms of the popular vote). They will bitch for a week or so and then come back to the feds.
point is we all need to chill. the fags in California and the posters on this board. Now is a time of national healing

>>31953489
whos state has a higher GDP?

>>31953568
ed·u·cat·ed
ˈejəˌkādəd/
adjective
having been educated.
"a Harvard-educated lawyer"
resulting from or having had a good education.
"educated tastes"
synonyms: informed, literate, schooled, tutored, well read, learned, knowledgeable, enlightened;

naw nigga

buttttttttt you are right, a large amount of them are gun fearing faggots. which is an L

>>31953571
Bullshit, take one look at a map of empty properties.

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Would be amazing. We could kick all the liberal jews and taco benders out of socal and make it a nice place to live again.

>>31953642
Those are lies. Eat shit, we are at capacity.

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I voted Trump, against gun control, and against tax increases. Do I get to leave?

>>31950377

>Cali secedes
>No water
>Only grow fruit crops
>Overrun by spics with newly weakened southern border (more overrun than now)

K

>>31953241

No, think closer to dim sum and wildfires. That's as close as I'm gonna get.

Also, have you tried finding/getting useful info out of CalGuns? That's why I'm asking here, because finding anything in their forums is a nightmare.

>>31951516
FINALLY! Someone with some sense!

>>31952756
>>31952756
>>31952756
This.

>>31953846
Forgot to add
>neutered ar's
>nigs thinking hi points and tec-9's are good weapons
They are fucked

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I can guarantee you that the great state of Sequoia (#4.....sounds better than Central California) will secede and side with murica and the western boarder will be the front of this great cleansing.

>>31950377
>Calexit
Good I can't wait. We all hate California anyway

>and will this be the shortest war ever?

Nah, that would be secession of Key West and the creation of the Conch Republic 1982.

>>31950663
Phil, nobody ever forgets your crazy conservative ass.

>>31953962
you're gonna get right fucked if you think we're letting some shitholes like bakersfield and fresno get a claim to the name sequoia

-t. jeffersonian

>>31953368
Yeah, that's why you idiots keep fleeing to my state.

Fucking delusional moron.

>>31952756
sign up for the Union side then

No state has the right to succeed
we fought a whole war over this already
and California will fall much faster than Dixie did.

>>31953404
why do they want to do this?
to prevent revolt? to keep the West subservient to the old Eastern elite?

>>31951719
We love the poorly educated. Fuck off.

>>31952756
Collaterals happens, sorry.

>>31952756
Come out waving your non-compliant AR high in the air so we know your one of us.

>>31953358
Dig in and hold out as long as you can.

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>>31950510

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>>31950510

>>31950534
Central valley too. Tons of guns, agriculture and
>AMERICA FUCK YEAR
here.

If Cali secedes will we get another General Sherman?

>>31953356
This socal is exactly the place I'd live if it wasn't for the liberal fuckery

>>31955285
>do it again bomber Harris
will trade numale ears for funz

>>31950377

>no water
>no guns

Welp it'll be a nice parking lot after they starve.

>>31954413
Pretty much. Bloomberg and his cronies are pushing the civilian disarmament agenda on a state by state basis because they know there was federal grid lock and the 9th circuit being as anti-gun as it is means challenging any of these laws is very difficult.

The legislatures of California and the other anti-gun states know it's incredibly hard to repeal or fight a bill once it becomes law. That's why every legislative session they throw as much bullshit as possible onto the bill list.

Prop 63 in California besides pushing up some dates gives the 9th circuit a new tactic against challenges because the citizens participated in the process even if it's still unconstitutional.

Question 1 in Nevada is the same way and it opens the door for them to push more bullshit. That only passed if you ask me because of anti-gun Californian's moving to Clark county. In Oregon Kate Brown got elected gov so expect more bullshit from her.

The only way for us to fight legally is to drag shit out in the 9th over years and hope we can eventually get cases to a pro-gun SCOTUS. Civil disobedience is one thing, getting the major cops and LEO orgs to denounce and pledge non-enforcement helps.

>>31956062
>anti-gun Californian's moving to Clark county.
They are like a fucking disease, moving everywhere across the country like locusts, shitting up the place.

>>31956074
As a Californian myself I really am tired of all this shit. I'm moving to Florida or Nevada if they don't shit it up anymore.

I just want people to be free. Everyone seems obsessed with fucking with other people.

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>Live in California
>See this thread
>All these faglords talking about shit nobody in California even knows or cares about.
>The civil war!
>Hippies!
>yfw

Nevada here
We voted left on every question. The only victory was getting one Republican reelected. Every ballot question came up yes.

I legitimately think this is because of Californians bussed over to vote illegally. The gun control measure passed by barely 51%/49%. Nevada loves guns, there's no way we would've said okay to more gun control. It must've been Californians.

So if California wants to tell America "please come kill us", I say let them.

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>>31954413
As a follow up with a mostly conservative government there are other options besides just the courts. Federal laws that prevent states from passing or enforcing their BS along with withholding federal money from the states could get them to fall in line pretty quickly.

Now there is no guarantee Trump will actually deliver on any of his camping promises but his official positions hit all the big topics such as fixing NICS without forcing private sales to go through FFLs, getting rid of and stopping feature and mag bans, and universal CCW.
https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/Second_Amendment_Rights.pdf

>>31956200
Map seems to confirm. I really hope Nevada doesn't get shitted up more. If Florida didn't work out that was my back up plan, I love working in Vegas.

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>>31950377

California has tons of guns everywhere. All in the hands of loyalists. Let them try to secede. I welcome it.

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HANG ON. HANG ON.

There are still red blooded patriotic Americans, like my family and I, that are stuck here. We need a code phrase to shout out so you know not to shoot us like the other Commifonias.

As a Californian I don't know what to do about the whole Nevada thing. I used to go over there to get things I could t get here but now it's fucked. Also it's weird that it passed in Nevada

https://youtu.be/yOInVvMjwuo Video unrelated but great

>>31956248
>We need a code phrase to shout out
If you hear anyone shout flash you know what to do

>>31956248
Challenge and response
Texas/Star
Shallnot/be infringed
hippies/must die

>>31956255
Not a whole lot to do other than try to educate people and hope for either a 9th circuit challenge or the feds/trump to get them to knock it off. Bloomberg spent 14 million on question 1. The voters were as close as 10K, and if you look at the map I posted above all the yes votes came from clark county where most ex Californians move to.

For now the law is practically unenforceable and I expect law enforcment to say as much and refuse to enforce. The real problem is this might open the door to bloomberg pushing more BS in NV.

>>31956242
>bullet buttons
>10 rd mags
>handgun roster
>lolwhatstheNFA
>"gun ownership"

California voted to pass the ammo bill and MORE gun control for fuck sakes. Now they want to initiate civil war or start rioting?

I had a conversation with a downtrodden and angry coworker. The coworker was livid and stated that the government will become tyrant and facist.
My response?
>"You realize the 2nd Amendment is set up specifically for problems like this"

No response and even a pause before changing the subject back to their anger.
Holy fucking christ.

>>31956295
>he thinks everyone complies.
>he thinks no one has "back ups" or stashes for when things get truely hairy.

>>31952437
I'm calling bullshit on your map, San Bernardino and San Diego county are both about as red as can be. The only relevant areas of SoCal (lol imperial county) like orange and LA county are blue. We could transformCalifornia into a red state overnight if we just bombed the bay area and LA to ashes

>>31956295
>this particular type of gun isn't gun enough for you to be progun

>tfw in oakland

what should my first battle rifle be? was thinking lee enfield

>>31956295
>>bullet buttons
Not illegal to have a a free state mag release if you go featureless. Features are also swappable.
>>10 rd mags
Pinned mags
>>handgun roster
At least I have my CZ
>>lolwhatstheNFA
What IS the NFA? Who cares
>>"gun ownership"
Questions?

>>31950487
Time to go full Sherman on California

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GOOD

if they thorugh some magic some how seceded, it would validate every rebel bone in my body.

>>31955285
Do it again bomber harris

>choosing a side
>not just going with the side who pays you more
sorry /k/ gotta follow my german swiss blood

>>31956091
>florida
Fuck off, we're full. Go to Nevada and stay there

>>31956731
Florida is not full you bastard. Here are all the reasons Florida is appealing to me.
>Good gun laws, duh
>Disney World and other theme parks
>easy access to the beach and cruise ports
>plenty of nightlife
>humid weather is better for my health

So fuck off, Florida is not full.

Hippies are good people, fuck off

>>31952924
I like you, you're smart

>>31950651
>>31950730
>>31950740
And yet you probably have no problems with the civil war. Course, that was because the North was fighting them dirty, racist southern slavers, right?

>>31956814
>yet you have no problems with the civil war
>implying implications

Fuck off you dishonest nigger.

>>31952756

Deepbehindenemylinesfag here.

I have long held that the coast ought to fall the fuck off into the Pacific ocean and drown us all.

After all the recent bullshit, I think we ought to be nuked into ash.

Give us the death we deservioli.

>>31956834
Well there should be some hope when the wall gets built and mass deportations occur.

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Anyone who works in the medical industry, otherwise has access to documentation, or knows the address of a foreign invader, please remember to do your duty as an American citizen https://www.ice.gov/contact/ero

>>31953579
Ten years, I had dealt with California's Liberal bullshit. 10 fucking years. Let them whine, and let them howl. Let them bitch and cry. Let them think they're the shit, while leeching from others and biting the hand that feed them in the first place. Let them remove the 55 electoral votes from the Democrats. Let them split, and they shall learn their lesson. But the moment they decide to go Weatherman Underground, is the moment we go Kent State on their ass. Healing will only happen if they stick with their word. And so far, I'm not seeing that. So until, we observe.

>>31950510
What, rocketfucking?

At least Feinstein will be safely esconsced in Berkeley War College :^)

>>31956417
At least he had maybe a second or two of cognitive dissonance.

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>>31952183
Fixed that for you
>build wall around Hispanic majority South West
>nuke everything

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>>31950377
bye nice known ya don't let the door smack you on the ass on the way out

hell I'll probably help them leave

>>31950663
Fuck off tripshit.

>>31952331
>implying that Cali can't singlehanded fuck the rest of the US

They can't even supply their own water...

>>31956771
Other Floridian here, we don't want your kind here. You'll be welcome once we rid ourselves of our puerto-rican population in CFL.

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>>31952885
with the way shit is going for WA you'll end up with no funs soon enough because of the cali transplants taking over

>>31956124
Your bubble life ignorance is why we hate you californian. Figure it out do something. Fix your goddamn state faggot.

>>31956771
>muh Disney World
>muh beaches
How about you fuck off, we are already have our share of faggots, like (you).
>>31957458
This

>>31950487
>We stop pumping them water.
You're free to do so now. You guys just need to get Colorado to stop selling us water.
We would be dry in under a week.

>>31957237
>nuking Raleigh
Well fuck you too faggot

>>31956248
Have you just tried waving around a non-compliant AR with as many evil features on it as possible?

I'm pretty sure that'll be an obvious sign you're not one of them.

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>>31950377
What about Six Californias?

>>31959604
As long as we get Jefferson, we don't givva fuck what the flatlanders do.

>>31959604
Just build the wall to encompass south california with mexico and you're good

>>31950730
But they don't want to 'leave', they want to secede and take a chunk of American soil with them.

If they don't like the election results that much, they can fuck off to Yurop or Canada.

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>>31957237
>mfw the Fallout timeline has now merged with our's
Is 2016 a joke? What happened, everything is so ridiculously bizarre that our world could virtually be a reality tv show.

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The civil war was not started because of slavery or state's rights. Rather, it was started because the Confederacy demanded the US government hand over federal land like Fort Sumter, and then attacking said Fort when they refused to relinquish it.

That was a fort at the seat of a South Carolinian Bay. Not 45% of one of the largest (the largest?) states in the Union. It might be a lot of wilderness or depopulated areas but I am sure they are also areas of major natural resources.

And then there are the military bases. The US will not let go of the san Diego military bases among others willingly.

You can consider a secessionist California or the idea of it with a few simple bullet points

-The Colorado River: 70% of Cali's agricultural water use comes from it. The river is experiencing a severe drought along with much of the West/South-West, exacerbated by the break-neck increase in use of the water resource by the states in the basin.
-Current litigation, Federal Department of the Interior policies and agreements among the states would become null and void if California seceded.
-The US gov and Colorado-River states would have 0 reason to show any sympathy or interest in sharing this valuable resource with California out of the charity of their hearts. Rather, they would have the reason and capacity to pursue punitive measures against california. No need to build a dam to block the water, they just use more water themselves and leave a trickle if that for California.

Then there's the sectarianism of Californian National guardsmen and citizenry being divided by loyalists and Californianists, a military that would have to be built from the ground up in order to either take back the 45% of the state held by Federal forces or to hold that 45% to deny them the ability to hold it. While fighting an insurgency of loyalists.

And then >>31951516

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>>31961584

I think the Colorado River is a hugely important issue and a lynchpin of why Californian secession would catastrophically fail (along with tariffs/infrastructure/creating a new banking and currency system and federal land). But the entire idea is a 100% nonstarter by virtue of 45% of the state holding Federal land.

http://www.lao.ca.gov/1997/101697_colorado_river/101697_colorado_river.html

>Competing Water Demands Limit Reallocation to California. Beginning in 1996, there was not enough unused water from other states' entitlements to reallocate to California as in prior years. However, California's total demand for Colorado River water will continue to increase, driven mainly by population growth.
> The Colorado River supplies over 60 percent of the water used annually in Southern California. California is currently using 20 percent more Colorado River water than it is entitled to under the "Law of the River." The Secretary of the Interior has directed California to come up with a plan to live within its entitlement of 4.4 million acre-feet of water per year.

>60% of South California's water is provided by the river.
>90% of california's entitlement of water is used on agriculture, not 70%

>>31956771
Nigga the state is full, fuck off

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Red areas can stay, rest get walled off

>>31955285
Do it again bomber harris

>>31956677
>choosing a diamond-studded swimming pool over freedom
Poor dumb bastard.

>>31956771
I love my time in Florida, it's the shitty hurricanes that i dislike man.

>>31956456
east oakland here

go to nevada and get an AR15 you faggot

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>>31950377
>Coastal rebels getting uppity
lets get marching

>>31955285
do it again Bomber Harris

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>>31950377
SoCal hippie hating, /k/ newfag here
I've done sport shooting but nothing more
Any recommendations for the civil war? Looking forward to filling cucks with lead.

>There are idiots on /k/ taking three rich fags seriously.
You guys are really stupid.

>>31952437
>Fresno county is blue

Holy shit I could have made a difference

>>31961892
pls

>>31955285
Do it again bomber harris

>>31957237
>Nuking Cubans
>Nuking Texans

>>31952437
>tfw my county flip flops between blue and red every election.
Do we get bombed or not?

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>>31952331
You're right. I hope you're on the front lines

>>31962414
You don't have to worry your head about hypothetical things.

>>31962427
but what if i want to?

>>31955285
Do it again Bomber Harris

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>>31957237
:^)

>>31962474
Take your meds, sperg.

>>31952340
We are the last bastion of freedom in the south. An outpost that is always under threat of being overrun.

>>31952474

I think Tucson is a little north of the Purple so...Sierra Vista, Ft. Huachuca, Douglas, Nogales, Bisbee and Naco are screwed.

>>31950487

Don't forget to Drone any water processing plant before we do and setup a blockade. Like what the Union did with the Confederacy.

>>31959186
fellow best carolinian here, in his defense raleigh has gotten pretty fucking stupid but idk if its stupid enough to nuke.. yet

>>31952183

All you need to do is quarantine anything within 40 miles of LA or SF. You'd solve all of Californias' problems right there.

>>31951842
Okay, you got a grin out of me tripfag.

SF native here. It's fucking disgusting how much the rhetoric and outrage is in the bay area. I'm almost certain the majority of the protesters are professional, dumb high school students wanting to get out of class or the very very vocal tumblr SJW minority. Every classmate I've spoken to has said this is all retarded and that most of california is full of pussies now. Tons of my facebook friends are sharing those viral social media posts about how minorities are being assaulted by trump supporters and everyone is just taking it at face value.

With all that being said, what should be my first gun /k/?

>>31962640
Gotta love Maine, everyone just forgets about us and we just keep to ourselves.

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>>31962841

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>>31962841
>>31963157

>>31962841
>what should be my first gun /k/?
If you live in California, we can only assume that means you are legally allowed to have a (blaze orange, by law) plastic dart gun (which is not to fire above 20FPS, or it is a state felony) that must be reloaded after every shot and not carry a detachable magazine (and, by law, must say carries an elevated risk of giving you cancer).

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>>31962841
>>31963157
>>31963175
>>31963215

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>>31962841
>>31963157
>>31963175
>>31963215
>>31963272

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>>31962841
>>31963157

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>>31962841
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>>31962841
>>31963215

>>31952474
Tucson definitely needs to be included. No one North of Marana would miss it.

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>>31962841
>>31963311
>>31963342
>>31963157

Califag here.

Around 11am the local high schools at Concord had it students walk out. Around that time a 40 year old guy got assaulted by a bunch of high schoolers in a parking garage. They even went to other school campuses and tried to encourage others to leave.

http://claycord.com/2016/11/10/man-robbed-assaulted-on-willow-pass-rd-in-concord-suspects-yell-fuk-trump/

http://claycord.com/2016/11/10/college-park-teacher-injured-after-anti-trump-protesters-trespass-on-campus/

http://claycord.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/message.mp3

>>31952340
Nigga wat? San Diego is clearly blue.
>>31961729

>>31963398
I really hope these leftists turn their despair into anger

If they go full Commie insurgency, you can bet Trump would call up Private Mobilization Units/Militias to come help the US military

>>31950377
>guns are bad
>Drumpf is a fascist authoritarian
>therefore we're going to peacefully secede from the Union, taking San Diego Naval Base with us
>and the fascist authoritarian will let us because Love Trumps Hate
Jesus H. Christ, leftists really are deranged. Did just fucking forget what happened the last time a bunch of Democrats told a Republican president that they were leaving? If they try and leave I'm joining a militia to purge the gene pool of these idiots.

>>31952756
I say we hunker down and wait for the inevitable recruitment call from the Feds for an insurgent cell behind Communist lines.

>>31955285
do it again Bomber Harris

>>31952183
>walling off las vegas
>when a lot of us here hate califaggots and don't fucking want them here

>>31964791
Now you know how it feels to be a conservative in CA that's thrown under the bus with the liberal trash.

>>31950487
>Let them secede. The red parts of California won't go with them.
>
>Then we build The Wall, to include the seceded portion of California.

Then you send in Plisskin to rescue Ivana.

>>31964791

Nevada thrives off gambling and partying from Californians. They won't let themselves sink and loose it's main revenue source.

Neveda will secede too, because California has the Porn, Tech and Entertainment industries.

>>31965473

Actually, you might as well consider the entire Coastal areas Blue.

>>31953642
We're already barely a red state. If you're a staunch right winger with the capabilities, physically and socially, to reproduce and grow our numbers, come on in.

But if you so much as slightly agree with any protest or leftist speech then stay the fuck out.

>>31956431
Are you fucking retarded? SD and SB voted for Obama twice and OC was red from the 1930s until 2012. Orange County is still predominantly conservative, it's just that the "conservatives" are Chamber of Commerce cucks who only care about a low tax rate.

Sad that it fell, I thought it would narrowly vote for Trump. It will be solid blue by 2024 though.

>>31956775
No, they aren't.

>>31953358
>No seriously parts of the East Bay are conservative as fuck.
Moved from the east bay a couple years ago after growing up there. You have no idea what an actual conservative is, no part of the east bay is conservative. You will not be spared.

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>California secedes
>US Army stages in NTC and Marines in Pendleton
>proceed to burn a swath from Los Angeles to San Francisco and finally Sacramento
>parcel out the land to loyalist Californian gunowners

Do it, you fucking spineless libniggers.

>>31950377
You couldn't rightly call that a war. What are they going to do to stop us?

>>31950377
I say let socal up to san francisco and oakland leave and norcal stay. We we don't give them water.

But I wouldn't mind the cucks trying to rebel so I could purge San Francisco

>>31950663

Sacramento outskirts fag here, am I apart of the Tahoe Confederacy?

>>31951842
That gave me a giggle

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>>31952438
>Californians
>Fighting

>>31956293
Is this how we team up with other /k/ommandos in a SHTF shituation?

>>31957237
>how to destroy the American economy

Good job fagmo

>>31961729
>America can keep the poverty counties
No thank you

>>31967924
If they won't take you, I'm sure Jefferson will.

>>31968414
Hey fuck you buddy. Get rid of just a fraction of the Marxist bullshit masquerading as environmental law and let us earn a decent living again and we ain't gonna be po no mo.

>>31968440
No, I like my trees.

Go be poor somewhere else if you don't like it.

>>31950377
>California secedes
>immediately conquered by Mexico

GL fags.

Can any Americans explain why someone can't just take Prop 63 to the Supreme Court?

Doesn't your 14th Amendment apply the 2nd to every single state so that it takes precedent over state law? Isn't Prop 63 straight up unconstitutional?

>>31968440
>WHY DON'T YOU LET ME RUIN THINGS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE

Poor people should be sterilized.

>>31968734
because the courts are slow as fuck it will go there eventually and be repealed but that's 2-4 years from now.

>>31957237
>nuking Milwaukee
why

otherwise I am ok with this

>>31957237
Hey fuck you Phoenix is a conservative utopia

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>>31963398
This is from the comments section. Seems full grown working Hispanics don't have much patience with the Viva La Raza crowd.

>>31968734
one does not take a piece of legislation directly to the supreme court. you have to appeal it to the next highest court in the hopes that they'll overturn it. if Prop 63 makes it to the SCOTUS, it'll probably be near the end of Trump's term and the lawyer fees would be crippling for anyone willing to take it that far

Why do Californians still want gun control after Trump's win? Shouldn't they now realize the importance of the 2A since they believe Trump to be Literally Hitler™ who will come with government death squads to gas the gays and mexicans?

>>31968801
Probably because it's a majority black population.

>>31969044
Because they're better at cognitive dissonance than your average Arab. Honestly, if we fought a nuclear war with North Korea I wouldn't give a single fuck at this point.

>>31969044
Why are you trying to apply logic and reasoning to libtards

>>31953339
only the college kids on the u of o campus are libtards. lane is red the further east you go

>>31952331
Those men and that will power won't be on the side you're thinking of anon. Aforementioned are sick and tired of all this bullshit political correctness, these faggy modern day cucks with their entitled kids and unjust state goverment.

>>31950487