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How to know you're a filthy casual >he doesn't

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How to know you're a filthy casual

>he doesn't spend at least 33% of his income on firearms
>he has more than 3 friends
>he doesn't own at least 15 guns
>he doesn't buy 1k rounds per month
>he is interested in 3D women
>his gun collection isn't worth more than his car
>his ammo stockpile doesn't weigh more than he does
>he doesn't have a dedicated toilet gun
>he doesn't cuddle with his rifle in bed while watching Ukrainian civil war videos when his parents aren't home, stroking the hard american walnut and cool blued steel, fantasizing about if his raifu was a waifu

It's like you're not even serious about firearms anon. What the fuck?
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>>31907822
What are you intentions with this thread?
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>>31907844
Attention whoring
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>>31907844

Honestly I'm not sure. I just had an urge this morning to create this post.

Hopefully the people will post smug anime girls
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>>31907850

Hardly, just making some variety here
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>>31907822
>when his parents aren't home

Hard mode must be living on your own and meeting all other requirements of your list
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>>31907822
>Mfw I legitmalty get erections from shooting my freshly cleaned and oiled sks
>The smell of the cosmo/oil
>My god
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>>31907861

No, living independently would imply responsibility and personal growth, not the kind of weapons grade autism that the /k/ube demands
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>>31907864

Hell yea

I wonder if anyone has ever masturbated with cosmoline before.

There was a greentext someone of a guy who jacked off with hoppes and ended up with chemical burns on his dick. His family could smell it kek
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Posting quality footage from innawoods operating waifu

https://youtu.be/6Q5B9l8lJBU
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>>31907855
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>>31907874
Inedpendence and responsibility are not a package deal anon
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>>31907822
>didn't include "owns a famas" on list
You're a fucking coward and I hope your guns get confiscated you piece of shit
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>>31908066

This makes me uncomfortable

I prefer the gif of her flicking the bean in the woods
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>>31907883
That's amazing but here's a story
>Be me
>21
>Strapped sks and mosin to dirtbike
>Head off up the moutain get to shooting range on top
>Pic related
>Shootibg funs for a while, while smoking
>Lump starts growing
>Owo what's this
>Put Buttstock of sks against my balls
>fire
>It hurts a lil but dick grows bigger
>Seems he likes it
>Fire again
>And again
>And again
>Now furiously jacking off while firing sks
>Cum all over stock
>Feel ashamed
>Wipe rifle off
>Shoot rest of the ammo I brought except for a stripper clip for each rifle in case bears
>Go home.
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>>31907822
You're clearly mentality ill.
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>>31908157

Nice projection anon
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>>31908119
Do you identify as ammosexual anon?

Because you sound like an ammosexual
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>>31907822
>he thinks bullpups look cool
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>>31908210
I mean I always thought I was straight but the evidence is saying otherwise.
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>>31907822
>>>/reddit/
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>>31908221

To be fair, they could be but the execution of design is usually terrible

>awkward reloading
>terrible trigger
>needlessly bulky
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>>31908094

Cleaning your mauser seems awfully responsible to me
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>>31908303
>training issue
>only bullpup you have experience with is an sks conversion stock
>see above
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>>31907855
you bitch
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>>31908337

>implying that my friend doesn't own a tavor
>implying that tavor's trigger isn't horrible
>implying that all the bulky plastic doesn't make the tavor feel like a nerf gun
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>>31908384

Mmm yes that's exactly what I wanted
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>>31908387
>implying the tavor is the only bullpup ever made
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>>31908500

>Implying that most people have held anything else
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>he has more than 3 friends
>his gun collection isn't worth more than his car
Passed 2/9. Time to step up my game though.

BRB going to find a gun store
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>>31907822
>he doesn't spend at least 33% of his income on firearms
>he is interested in 3D women
>his gun collection isn't worth more than his car
Well, 3/9
>he doesn't cuddle with his rifle in bed while watching Ukrainian civil war videos when his parents aren't home, stroking the hard american walnut and cool blued steel, fantasizing about if his raifu was a waifu
I dont live with my parents but the rest is sounds just like me.
4/9
>>31907855
ok
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>>31907822
I fit some categories, but not all.

Is this my yearly autism test? How many factors do I need to meet?
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>>31908764

>yearly test

No anon, this is an ongoing process

>how many do I need to pass

I'm going to say 7/9. Feel free to add more if you can think of any
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>>31907822
>spend at least 33% of his income on firearms
Check
>no more than 3 friends
No
>own at least 15 guns
Check
>buy 1k rounds per month
No but I should
>not interested in 3D women
Check, bisexual and Got a husbando
>his gun collection is worth more than his car
Check, and I have two cars
>his ammo stockpile weighs more than he does
Check
>dedicated toilet gun
No
>cuddle with his rifle in bed while watching Ukrainian civil war videos when his parents aren't home, stroking the hard american walnut and cool blued steel, fantasizing about if his raifu was a waifu
Check
I got six, is that enough to not be a normie?
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>>31908973

The toilet gun is easy enough to fix anon. Just lay a pistol down in your underwear and you can ascend to true /k/ommando status
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>>31907822
>>his gun collection isn't worth more than his car
jokes on you my car is only worth 500$
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