>had a home invasion last Saturday >heard the door open

>being over 21
>living with your mom

Yell at your mom the same

>>31903463
It's a shame that had to happen when you had relatives visiting. Why is your mom yelling at you for keeping a gun in your house?

>>31903463
underrage get out

>>31903463
My story was completely different

>sirens and ambulance down the street
>cops start searching area
>knocking on doors
>keep an eye out for a young black male wanted in a stabbing case
>2 hours later
>mom lets dogs out
>run into corner of yard behind a tree barking
>quiet down and heading back to house
>she notices blood on their faces
>they aren't cut
>i get sent out with light and gun
>young bloody nigger hiding

Called the cops. Felt bad because i guess he stabbed his step dad for hitting his mom and he couldn't have been older than 14

>>31903474
What part of ops post says hes over 21? Several states allow 18 year olds to buy handguns through private sale

>>31903474
whats wrong with this? that's cheap rent and free meals...

>>31903647
And sex.

Wait. What?

>>31903463
She's probably just stressed out about the break in and is taking it out on you.

You did the right thing

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>>31903672

>>31903463
You sound like a fag. Kill your mother and then yourself first chance you get.

>>31903463

So OP, did you bang Emma Louise, or nah?

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This is why I plan to do nothing in the event of a break in. I won't even call the cops, I'll just hide away in my room while they ransack the house. If I'm not at work I'm just sitting on 4chan in my room so I don't give a fuck what they take. My parents are 100% anti-gun and I've got a glock but that's it.

If my parents give me shit I'll ask them what they wanted me to do. I was fearing for my life because there's no way I could've defended myself and I was too scared to do anything.

Life has a way of correcting anti-gun behavior. People seem to think they're untouchable until some roody-poo rapes or robs them.

>>31903747
Take that back
What are you going to do if he does do it

>>31904064
How will he know?

>>31904064
I don't know about him, but I'd laugh my ass off.
>Florida Man Kills Self Because Internet Stranger Told Him To

>>31904064
He's gonna find out when he dies and the devil slides his long, hot cock into his ass for encouraging murder-suicide.

>>31903463
>be inna school living at home
>hear yelling
>ready gun and investigate
>walk outside to my mom beating a scrawny nigga with a rake and yelling in Chinese
>phew nothing worry about as usual

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>>31904098
Hot spicy, hot temperature, or attractive?

>Be me.
>Knocking at my door.
>Arm self and open fire into door, killing the would be robbers.
>Mom yells at me for ruining a door again and killing Mormons.

>>31904114
Chinese ladies are scary.

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>>31904162
>not going on a moromon killing spree with a 1911

>>31903463
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $200, Alex.

>>31904211
That literally applies to all of 4 chan.

>>31903672
This. Make a new brother OP. It's the best way to protect your mother and keep America white at the same time.

>>31904125
Yes. Satan's cum is like liquid ghost peppers.

>>31904650
I think you might be confused who's getting sex from who...

>>31903568
Kid will have it hard in jail...
Did you learn why his stepdad beat him ? Violent alcoholic or trying to put some sense into the kid's head ?

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>>31904670
Satan's dick?

>>31903568
One time I killed an abandon feral pupper because he kept killing family cavs. His pack ran at the first shot. But he held his stance till the 2nd turkey load severed his front leg tendons. He whimpered and pawed at me as he layed down and died. He must have been so hungry, alone and sad.

I'll never feel pitty for a creature that is only doing what it had to do. Only respect, and whatever comforts I can offer in the moment.

>>31903474
How do you know he's 21? Ya know you can buy guns when your 18 in some states right?

>>31904173
https://youtu.be/NkfMqPeglyc?t=4m16s

>>31904114
Gran Torino?

>>31905707
>turkey load
Please tell me this is bait

Should have let Mom get raped first before you chased him out OP.

>>31904175
yfw the official state gun of Utah is the 1911

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> my brother is burrowing my truck
> live in a meh neighborhood, sometimes hear of break-ins, but I keep my shit locked.
> I have nothing to do and it's hot as balls outside
> Strip down to my boxers, put on my WWII helmet on my head, pop open my first beer
> Binge watch the entire series of Band of Brothers and The Pacific while cleaning my gun collection
> sit in my living room next to TV and coffee table
> lay out all my guns and one at a time they get there yearly bath whether they need it or not
> just got done with the episode about Normandy when i hear a loud thud at my door
> I look up an investigate
> my front door is kicked open
> 2 skinny white meth heads enter
> they stare at me like a deer in headlights
> I am in my boxers, helmet on my head, gun in each hand
> none of them are loaded, but they don't know that
> meth head 1 looks at meth head 2 "Uhhh... this is the wrong house."
> I look at them "Either of you ever seen a dead body?"
> they bolt
> call cops and give them a description of the meth heads who kicked my door in
> cops come out to investigate and start to ask question because they smell gun oil in my house
> by this time I am clothed
> cops asked about a guy at this address on PCP waving guns around threatening to kill them
> Not on PCP but I have a good Hoppe's high going and I was hallucinating earlier that I was in the Zone
> tell them the entire story about how they caught me watching BoB in my underwear cleaning guns and then they bolted after seeing me
> not charged with anything
> meth heads were wanted in a string of burglaries and break ins

>>31906110
>because they smell gun oil

Cringeworthy lying autistic faggot please kill your self

>own gun
>be white
>live in white neighborhood
>no one breaks in
getting real tired of this bullshit

>>31904002
I would probably still call the cops, if only to demonstrate how ineffective that is.

>>31903474
Anon, the times when everybody had the opportunity and ability to move out and economically sustain themselves at 18 are since long gone...

>live at home until I ship for Navy
>mom is hardcore liberal, also extremely bipolar/manic depressive or whatever it's called
>barely tolerates mine and my stepdad's guns
>demands I give her all of my ammo or give her my guns
>lol alright
>hand her four rounds saying it was all I had left after I went shooting last
>hide the rest in a pair of pants in my closet
>everytime she hears a noise outside she sends me to investigate

What does she want me to do, write whatever it is knocking over the trash cans a strongly worded email?

>>31903647
This is what momma's boys say

>>31906783
this
especially part time

>>31906681
> solvents have odors
> solvents get soaked into rags and clothing
> cops smell Hoppe's
> cops familiar with smell because they probably clean their guns with it
> think back to meth heads talking about someone with a gun
> logical conclusion there are guns on the house

I'm not even a cop and I could put 2 and 2 together.

>>31903463

yell back at your mom and tell her next time you wont defend her ass and she can take her chances with the robber and hoping the cops come to save her retarded ass.

>>31903477
Fuckin this.
>mom gets mad about guns
>"I don't want any guns in my house!"
>"Then I'm afraid the wife and I can't make it to Thanksgiving this year, ma."
She reconsidered her stance.

>>31906695
>>live in white neighborhood
>>no one breaks in
You know even dindus learn soon that robbing other dindus isn't worth the effort since they are just as poor as they are themselves, much more profitable to take a ride out to the suburbs and loot a few rich white houses.

>>31906783
this desu

>>31906783
I moved out at 18, worked full time bought a house and car, went to school and got a job in my field at 24, im 26. The will us whats changed, my father is 65 and did exactly as i did, thats how you make it happen is with hard fucking work.