>goodness sir! >these packages sure are heavy, what's

>>31901917
A bunch of steel.

>>31901917
>"Your death"
>Teleports behind him
>Signs for the package and wishes him a nice day

>>31901917
"Lead. Mind your toes."
>tfw literally had this exact conversation with my UPS driver 2 days ago after ordering 150lbs of lead ingots off a guy on castboolits

>>31901917
BLM Pamphlets. Gotta do my part to end systemic racism!

>>31901917
"Silicone sculptures."

>>31901917
butt lube

>>31901917

oh you know, just a fancy lamp for the wife.

>>31901950
All the way from Italy?

>>31901917
my wallets

>>31901917
none of your goddamn business

>>31901917
Dat diamond, they know.

>>31901917
ur mom

>>31901917
Too much question. Allah Akbar now

>>31901917
What's in them is none of your business. Bye and have good day.

>>31901917
Cast Iron Toy Banks

20lbs of raw meat

4 weeks worth of canned cat food.

"Says right here 'ORM-D Small Arms Ammunition'...gee, I wonder what that could be..."

>>31901917
totally not something related to the ORM-D stickers on the package

>>31901917
Dont packaged ammo need a particular sticker on them?

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uhh...

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>>31902171
i think i see what you did there. did you mean to do that?

Sometimes worked with my dad doing delivery boy shit (contracter for purolator/UPS, not employee)

We would often deliver locked boxes about the size of a handgun case that supposedly contained "machine parts" to RCMP stations, I don't know who they think they were fooling.

20 pounds of pussy and ass.

>>31901917
The rest of the 33,000 emails.

>>31902235
Well it did contain machine parts.

A boating accident.

>>31901917
>>these packages sure are heavy, what's in them anyhow?
I collect gravel.

>>31901917
yuor angle or yuor devil

You choice, bewar the truth

>>31901917
Am I being detained?

an inflatable raft, a sharp stick, and a postage paid envelope to the ATF HQ

The worst dragons you've ever seen

A stack of playboy magazines and a 10 pound can of tuna.

Y-you too

>imagined this conversation when I ordered some weights for my home gym
>delivery guy comes in the car with the ramp in the back and uses one of those jack trolleys to unload two pallets
>anticlimactic as fuck

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>>31901917
Oh you know... same old same old - dragon dildos...

>>31901917
Bricks. Dangerous bricks.

>>31901917
your mom

>work for UPS
>truck i load daily for a year handles dozens of russian wooden spam-can 7.62x39 and x54 to the same gun store
>truck is 30 meters from the fence and a dense treeline, farthest possible truck to load away from the building or supervisors
>get ballsy 1 morning and toss a crate of x39 over the fence, toss it into trunk on my way home
>give it a week, no word at all, i get a notice about 1 misload from my truck, every day thing
>never hear about it again

i actually enjoy my job so i won't do it again

unless it's really really easy to do it again with more than 1 crate

"Silicon equine phalluses of varying sizes and stages of arousal. Why do you want to know?"

>>31902452
youre out of control

>>31901944
>>31902370
>>31902260
Underrated as fuck :3

>"I'm not at liberty to say."
>"No, really, half of these are for work and covered by NDAs."
Joys of testing computer hardware.

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>>31902452
you monster!

that spam can could've driven the Russiashits out of Ukraine!

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>>31902452
>i'm stealing cookies from work
>and this nigger gets a case of x39

>>31901933
Didn't expect to find a cast boolitier on the chans.
Feels good.

The ATF thinking you have a boat might lead them to believe you have an ocean-worthy vessel that can smuggle in large quantities of Semtex from Russia, like the IRA did.

>>31901917

Curtain rods

>>31901917
Lube.

>>31902673
Had a boat. There was an accident.

>>31901917
Inert Tannerite my good man, hundreds of kg worth. There's still what, eight boxes to go?

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>>31901917
Said no muscle memory driven UPS driver ever.

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>>31902452
You know what's funny

I work at UPS too

And that's totally possible.

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>>31902192
>>31902194
>using outdated labels
>not superior "limited quantity" hazmat label that's on hair spray, nail polish, correction fluid, etc.

>>31902912
>>using outdated labels
I got a few boxes of .44mag with that ORM label a few weeks ago. It's still in use, I guess.

>>31901917
Parts from Papa Putin, if I'm lucky...

>>31902452
>>31902863
sup upsanons. is it worth continuing my job as a skid unloader? (i take the empty skids off of the trucks out in the yards) it pays well but isn't what i want to do with my life.

>>31901917
33 000 Emails.

I could show them to you, but you might kill yourself with two shots to the head if I do.

>>31902912
"Effective January 1, 2021 the ORM-D classification will be obsolete per D.O.T. HM-215K."
It might be a little while until they fully disappear, Anon.

>>31902649
Apparently there's more than one...

>>31901917

>Your mom's left ass cheek.

My UPS guys are cool. My Fedex guy is a nosey shit--he gets no intel

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>>31902673
My boat sunk with all my guns and ammo inside. Also my dog drowned so no need to go looking for him.

>>31903338
How old are you and how much do you make?

>>31901917

None of your fucking business! I'm surprised you didn't look at what's inside, like you do with my other shit.

>>31902649

There's a lot of us around here. I enjoy a few beers while I do it.

Models from Japan. I'm a faggot weeaboo.

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>>31901917
"Hey man, you probably got some great milsurp!"
>mfw my UPS driver is a fun-lover and knows what I'm ordering

>>31901917
Fleshlight cleaner and lube

>>31901933
>Did this once.
>Must have pissed the UPS driver off because he set the box on my chair that sits by my door.
>Or suplexed it into the chair because when I got home the chair was mangled and the box was sitting on my porch.

>>31901917
Your mother

>used to work for UPS
>cringe everytime someone would drop a package full of ammo
FedEx seems to handle there Explosive packages better

AM I BEING DETAINED

I had this experience today when I got dropped off about 2k rounds of ammo. Felt bad for him lugging them up the stairs to my apartment.

Considering the week before another 1k came along with my new plates and ar parts, he's gonna have back problems later in life.

>>31901917
You actually see your delivery men?

I haven't seen one in 7 years of ordering miscellaneous nonsense.

>>31901917
Well, the nation's largest horse porn collection wasn't built in a day.

>>31905787
Thats nothing
>went fun crazy after sandy vagina
>order crates of 7n6
>next week order crates of 54r
>order spam cans of 7.62x39
>500-1000rds of various calibers delivered on the daily
And thats how i have 70k invested in funs/ammo..... i havent bought ammo in years...

>>31901917
You should be able to tell what it is. the guy just taped the address to the 8"X10"X3" chunk of steel and sent it usps.

The old lady was flipping her shit when she drove down the driveway to deliver it because it took 3 of them to load it, and it was sinking into her backseat.

>>31905718
kek

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>>31902223

>>31905874
>guy just taped the address to the 8"X10"X3" chunk of steel
LOLd

>took 3 of them to load it
were they 12 years old?

>>31901959
F r a g i l e

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>>31905740
>ammo
>explosive when dropped during normal handling
>but only marked ORM-D or Limited Quantity
No.

Watch the video.

https://youtu.be/3SlOXowwC4c?t=223

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>>31901917
20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!

It's aM1A Garand from SOG with a shot out barrel.

>>31902452
I got a free case of 7.62x39 from Copes. They shipped me someone else's order. Did try to return but UPS came by when I was at work, they called and were like "fuck it"

>>31901917
literally had this happen yesterday

>order 250 rds 556 a week ago
>UPS shows up during the fucking 15 minutes I'm not home all day. Of course.
>sig required, so they leave it at a drop point or whatever, I have to go pick it up
>walk in, get package, have to sign
>"wow man that box is so small and so heavy, what's in there"
>blank stare at a fixed point 1 inch above his head, half smile
>"aw man I shouldn't be asking questions like that man it's all good don't worry bruh"
>Tell him it's parts for a home security system for the house I just bought
>"alright man hey you need a laptop or a new cell phone or something man blah blah blah"

Technically it's not a lie.
I mean the box literally has "55gr FMJ 5.56x45mm NATO 250 rounds" written on the side. Good thing ppl in this ghetto can't read english hahahaha

>>31901917
5160 steel bar stock

>>31905874

(8x10x3) x .2833 = 68
It took three people to load a 68lb piece of steel?

>>31909106
>sig required

Where did you buy from? I've never had a sig required, UPS just leaves huge boxes on my doorstep full of ammo.

Also, all these are bullshit. Ammo shipments in the US must have an ORM-D sticker on them, and 9 times out of 10 the sticker says "Cartridges, Small Arms" on it. The UPS people know damn well what's in the box.

>>31909281
>Where did you buy from?


http://www.blackgunindustries.com/products/5-56x45mm-nato-55-gr-factory-new-250-rnds

shipped via UPS, needed stuff for the upcoming nuggetfest

>>31901917
Bunch of stuff for a variety of projects.

>>31906894
That was a really cool video.

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>>31902223

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55 gallons of lube.
For dragon dildos, of course.

>>31901917

It says

ORM-D
CARTRIDGES, SMALL ARMS

right on the box, Chief.

Am I being detained?

>>31901917
Dismembered children.

>>31902223
THAT'S A LOT OF RAPE
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

>>31909851
You'll never defeat Betty.

>>31909106
Niggers don't know how to read, Anon.

>>31901959
Huh "Fragile" must be Italian

>>31901917
Boating accident implements.

>>31909281
Fug, even when it has a significant required my drivers don't care and will just leave it. They also door bell ditch. I've literally walked 3ft to open the door and the guy was already down the 35ft walk and driving away in the truck. I was so stunned I just had to take the note over to the local place.

>>31906894
>>31909575
SAMMI makes the best videos. Had an argument at the corner tap with a volunteer firefighter about ammo exploding in fires, told him to google SAMMI Fire testing vids and next time I saw him he told he is getting all the fighters he knows to watch them.

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>>31910342
It's an important award!

>>31905081
:(

>>31905502
17 and 600,000 yearly.

All this money and I don't know if I should keep at it, my heart's not really in skid loading.

>>31902673
I lost my boat in a shooting accident

>>31901917
Bricks. I just ordered them to shit you off.

>>31901926
heh, nothin personnel kid

>>31901917
AM I BEING DETAINED!?

>UPS
>even leaving your packages
>not just running up to your door leaving a sticker saying you missed them despite never actually checking to see if your home

kek

i had to literally chase them bastard and call him out on his shit to even get my package once

fuck them

>>31913004
Fucking this. I get that you're busy and on a really tight schedule, but fuck it takes more than 5 seconds to get to the front door.

>order ammo online
>gets shipped to my door with a big label on it marked 'CARTRIDGES SMALL ARMS'

also no one cares that you're buying ammo stop being childish.

>>31901917
Our delivery drivers are generally based as fuck here. When I ordered a few thousand rounds of ammo a while back, our UPS driver simply gave me a knowing grin and said "these boxes are heavy". After I signed, he said "Be sure and save some for after the election".

>>31912395
Remember if you save this money and use it to your advantage, then you can explore all of the jobs available to you.

>>31903338
>>31912395
What do you do at this job, and what hours do you work? I need a job making this kind of money

>>31912395
Jesus christ, I have an engineering degree and you make ten times what I do.

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>>31912395
WHAT THE FUCK. You put an extra 0 by accident, right?

"Either plastic models, vidya, car parts, or boolets. Don't drop it please."

>>31901917
>Finally get shipping confirmation for CMP Garand and 4 cans of HXP ammo
>FedEx leaves fucking note on my door when I'm at work: sig required, return tomorrow
Fuck that, I'll still be at work then
>Go to FedEx site to reschedule for pickup at FedEx store
>Arrive at ghetto print and ship in strip mall next to vietnamese jerk-off parlour
>After signing giving my name and signing papers, clerk quietly whispers to me
"Sir, is there a firearm in this box?"
>blankly stare back
"You can't get that sent here. We could both get in a lot of trouble"
>Tell him I should have more than one box
>The look on his face when he wheels over 40 lbs of ORM-D

I've never talked to any of the delivery guys because they always come when I'm at work.

I talk to the guy who drops off/picks up from work though. He doesn't care because it's a commercial route and there's a lot of heavy shit. I have ammo sent there sometimes.

>>31912395
underage gtfo
i'm not salty :'(

>>31903338
You do not make two THOUSAND dollars for EIGHT HOURS of nigger labor

Couriers and posties already know what's in packages, they get a full list of the contents.