what gun would be best to shoot myself and insure death?

>>31892588
Buy a rope and learn some knots.

>>31892588
Tell ur friend to buy some helium and a mask.

>>31892601
does that really work? i thought it hurts a lot?

>>31892588
Guns don't kill people. Eye doo.

>>31892620
Hurts less than cleaving your face in half and rolling around on the floor blind and bleeding to death.

>>31892666
doesnt shooting yourself basically blow up your brain though? i mean i doubt you would really feel much at that point.

>>31892679
Google failed shotgun suicides.

>>31892666
Go away Satan. God will save this child from your darkness.

Guns are arguably one of the worst ways to commit suicide.

You'd be much better off getting in a parked car in a garage, or pumping any gas heavier than air into your lungs.


Not that your friend should kill himself.

Don't do it anon.

>>31892620
It has to be pure helium to work

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>>31892685
according to what i looked up its literally the most surefire way to do it. but ye i watched a few videos of people who just blew their faces off and survived. i would hope someone would finish me off at that point.

>>31892726
>70ish% success rate (literally the best)
>50ish% of all suicides

>>31892740
can you just buy that online? i wouldnt be surprised if helium companies didn't sell pure helium for that reason.
>>31892742
also its apparently one of the quickest and least painful according to that chart

Get a Deagle brand Deagle chambered in 50 bmg. Even if you miss, the shockwave should be enough to instantly liquify your brain.

Or a 12 gauge slug

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shotgun hat

Aim towards the mid/back of the head through your mouth. Like a 45-60° angle or something. I'd go with 00 buck just because there's a more more mass and surface area than with a rifle.

People aim up through their chin with shotguns and that's why they blast their face off. I've seen it happen with a .308 too so eh.

>>31892588
Shotgun suicide helmet

>>31892763
>the shockwave

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Fill with antifreeze wrap your lips around it, pull the trigger, swallow!

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>>31892777
>someone with this level of ingenuity decided to kill themselves
realy makes you think...

>>31892957
Don't smarter people usually kill themselves as opposed to dumber people?

>>31892966

the phrase 'sharp enough to cut yourself' is dead, but still relevant.

>>31892966
I had a friend explain to me why I was stupid for not wanting to kill myself.

His theory was that only geniuses were suicidal. He eventually got hooked on drugs and now lives with his parents.

Meanwhile I'm married with children and a house. I guess I'll just have to settle for being a moron!

>>31893071
The phrase "ignorance is bliss" isn't wrong.

>>31892588
Jumping off a tall building is more reliable

>>31893071
i really hope this post is ironic

>>31892751
The best place to aim would be the back of the head. Least possible chance of surviving from any point on the head.

Trust me, I've read up on this a lot.

>>31892588
OP dont be another statistic against guns kill yourself with something else

>>31893434
even though i dont consider suicide a logical argument against guns, you do make a good point.

>>31892793
Yeah best friend did it with a 30/06, blew half his head off and he lived for 3 months after.

>>31893434
How does he become another statistic against guns?

>>31893424
idk would be hard to do with a shotgun. i assume you mean so that the barrell is against the back of your skull.

>>31893455
damn that sucks, sry anon. was it because he aimed wrong? what are the chances of this happening if you do it through the mouth like >>31892793
said?

>>31892588

>Killing yourself on the eve of the glorious Trump presidency

Come on, man!

>>31893464
Anti-guns always say shit like "6 million people were killed with guns in the USA last year" when like 60% of them were suicides.

If people didn't commit suicide with guns as much gun death statistics would be much lower.

>>31893481
i voted for him and did my part. i did my best to leave you all with a better world ;_;7

>>31893487

Think of all the Happenings! And the butthurt liberals!

Why would you give that up?!

>>31893484
Why not just point out that many of those deaths were suicides?

The precise number of deaths caused by guns shouldn't matter. There's not a specific quantitative value for human life.

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>>31893499
implying no guns fags listen to logic

>>31893472
Right around the little indentation where the spine meets the skull because it destroys the cerebellum first. Yeah with any rifle you'd need a rig or something to do it but people have managed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=170_1396117152&comments=1

so how do you eat, drink or even see after this?

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>>31892588
Just dip the shirt in water and let it freeze overnight first

>>31893499
If you hate guns you're going to pad the stats whatever way you can.

Even if 60% or so of gun deaths are suicides, anti-gunners aren't gonna mention it so it sounds worse.

>>31893576
i cant even begin to imagine what that would feel like

>>31893587
So then the actual number of suicides via gun doesn't matter

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>no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>31893557
Then there's no reason to tell someone who is going to commit suicide to not use a gun due to people that would use the statistic against gun owners.

>>31892588
Let me guess - Cleveland Indians fan?

>>31893610
The point is that it's a death by firearm.

Less deaths by firearm = less stats for anti-gunners

>>31893499
I've tried that. The response?
>"-Which is exactly why we need to restrict guns! If we restrict guns, the suicidal people won't be able to kill themselves as easily!"

Yeah.

Seriously.

>>31893410
I would guess that it was

>>31893708
It's the same statistic, though.

>>31893756
That's when you call them a selfish asshole.

>>31893484
What's great is how many libs commit suicide and choose guns cause it's "fool proof"!

>>31893789
Yeah. It's not about the suicide, it's about the death.

>>31893635
Better that than a cubs fan.

The next 100 years isn't looking good!

>>31892588
I'd guess a 105mm field gun

>>31892588
Come and mock the Hillary supporters when trump wins, don't do it, yet at least...

>>31892588
Smother yourself with laughing gas. It's the most painless death.

If you shoot yourself, the anti-Second Amendment people will chalk that up to dishonest "gun violence" statistics.

>>31893975
w2c laughing gas tho

>>31893478
Probably pretty low. As far as I know it's the best way unless you want to go behind the ear about level with the temple like that one reporter did live on TV.

>>31892957
Smarter people generally know the world better and aren't happy to mindlessly drone like others.

>>31893584
Savage

10/10 would migraine

leave cryptic messages telling people you think you're being followed.
put gloves on and ransack your own house.
then blindfold and handcuff yourself and jump off a tall structure in the middle of the night
leave behind unanswered questions.

Bonus points: Leave hastily scribbled GPS coordinates leading to a buried ammo can in the woods containing only a glossy 8x10 of dickbutt.

>>31894294
This is how I'm going out