>almost a month ago some anon posts an email address to Glock

I want the baby Glock

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How I get dis

>>31880434
>>31880444
Gotta tell us how u got the babe glock
>dem trips

>>31880444
>>31880455
Trips and dubs mean you gotta tell us how to get the infant's Glock

come on baby sauce

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>>31880447
>>31880455
>>31880463
>>31880481

I'm trying to find her email. Basically I just said I bought a Glock and was super happy with it. Then did a great deal of fellating the company name.

[email protected]

Now don't everyone say the same godamn thing and blow it you fucking mongatrons.

>Hello Betty,
>My name is anon and I just purchased on of your Glock 19 (4th Gen) for my CCW. I am rather new to firearms and don't have a tremendous amount of experience but after putting nearly 300 rounds through her today. I have to say I am in love with my Glock and couldn't be happier with my purchase.

>he warranty also makes me feel very secure in my selection. I was interested in getting my family some carry pistols for Christmas and am pretty sure there is going to be a batch of baby Glocks stuffed in some stocking this year.

>Just wanted to say I am impressed with the product and appreciate when a company makes quality more important then quantity. Keep up the good work!

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>>31880526
Obviously leave your address as well. They didn't reply back with a follow up or anything. Just arrived out of no where.

Mama always said when it's too good to be true, it is.

Nice try, special agent OP. Feds ain't never gonna get me.

>>31880575
>lol k
t. drone strike

Email sent. Come on Betty, I want that mini glock and patch

:-|

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>when you're an FFL dealer and get free baby glawks

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>>31880650
I've done this shit 5 times and still haven't gotten anything.
Everytime someone posts their haul I try again.

>>31880542
Good taste in Fleshlight, m8

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>>31880743
You must suck the cock anon

>give me free shit!
Doesn't work as well as
>I really love this gun! I am going to tell my friends and family about it and will likely buy more in the future :DDD

>>31880434
Is this us only?

>>31880756
I assume so? I just got it randomly. I had completely forgotten I even sent an email to them.

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>>31880542
>a company just shipped a gun straight to your doorstep

Here's mine:

Just wanted to say how much I am a fan of Glock products and to express my interest in receiving the promotional pack if available. I am motivated to pursue training to become more proficient in self defense and gun safety and I wouldn’t consider any other firearms apart from a Glock for this purpose.

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>>31880759
They sent the care package in the OP. Obviously purchased the gun at LGS. This isn't rocket surgery.

>>31880434
Is this actually news to you fags? Like 99% of companies will send you free swag if you email them and ask for it. It's basically free advertising for them.

>>31880776
>isn't rocket surgery
Now I'm picturing a circle of surgeons operating on a V2 in a surgery theater.

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>>31880755
I've written a well thought out but short ass kiss statement about how I love my Glocks would like some promotional gear to show off.

Still nothing.

Pls where

Also used to get a lot of swag for joining gssf

>>31880434
Just tried this with Steyr. Had to send it to the international office, since I couldn't find a domestic email.

>>31880434
what no glock pencils? no glock 17 pin?

>>31881992
Please direct your attention to the trigger guard and just above the patch

Wrote a letter to the Tula arsenal. Fingers crossed.

Anyone even considering that the email this guy posted might be there to collect addresses?

>>31882020
It's legit, there's also a phone number you can call and tell them you want the full catalog and promo package and they'd send it to you.

>>31882031
>>31882014
Why are you posting these?

>>31880434
Can confirm

http://waguns.org/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=57334

http://glock.pro/glock-pistols/7619-glock-secret-santa.html

>>31880542
how does avatarpussy compare to real sex? asking for a friend

>>31883010
He wouldn't know

>>31883010
Why do you think he has the fake pussy.....

>>31883010
bretty good and better then sex with a condom on if we are going by sensation alone.

there are some crazy bumps further down along but you barely get to feel them unless you are 7'+

>>31883027
>better then sex with a condom on
What doesn't?
what about vs rawdawgin it?

>>31883053
I wouldn't know.

>>31883069
anon, you're not helping me :c

>>31883027
Yeah, but what about the first 3 inches. That's all that's gonna matter around here.

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>>31883088
>/k/ - Sex toys

>>31880526
How the fuck do they know your address?

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>>31883103
>not using sex toys as weapons
>2k16

>>31883119
Added it at the bottom. Didn't post it here obviously.

>>31883130
>mfw just imagining those are fleshlights
KEK

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>>31880434
>>31880526
>>31880542
r8 my ass licking abilities

>>31883338
You're in so deep you could check her none existent prostate for cancer. Mention the possibility of buying another one for hunting or the baby clock for concealed.

>>31883338
Needs more overt sexual undertones

Why are Glocks so ugly?

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>>31884011
>implying having hard blocking design matters at all when you need it

This is a Glock. Want to say he is ugly to his face?

>>31884031
Yes.

Why did your manufacturers decide to make you so ugly?

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>>31884041
My mother always told me I was handsome.

>>31884082
Your mother lied.

Yup, did the same thing when that thread came up. Just got mine yesterday.

>>31884689
post loot

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Got my swag bag on monday, and some free lube from a guy on /arg/.

>told the glock lady I was gunna buy a glock
>bought a CZ instead
>still put the baby glock on my key ring

Fuck the rules.

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>>31884966

Shit phone camera plus not enough beers in me for non blur.

>>31880434
wtf i love glock now

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>>31885025
>Comic sans because fuck you.

>>31880691
you fucks like these? Fuck, i just threw away like 30 of them the other day

>>31882041
because he has a penis

>>31885025
>free lube from /arg/
sounds legit. Anyway, what is it? Why is it better than typical white grease?

>>31880759

I get guns shipped to my doorstep.

>>31883399

>RPAL
>baby glock for concealed
>u wot m8

>USA glock
Gross

>exploding glock memes

>>31880434
Little late night bump

Email in and pray to the /k/ube you get your own fetus glawk

>>31882041
why not?

>>31883338
>Last Glock isn't capitalized
Step it up anon