What should I name this little shit? I'm getting him this

Marty, because /k/s a bunch of furfags

>>31877374
Name him Rico.

>>31877374
Bear. My shepherd is bear. He's older and getting near the end of his journey. Would be an honor.

Kaiser

>>31877374

Rambo

Zeppelin. Nothing shows affection better than naming your buddy after flaming deathtraps.

Gavin

If you want to be tacticool, name him something with 3 syllables. I don't have source because I lost it, but I read that 3 syllable names are best for dogs. Below 2, they may not hear when you call. More than 3 and they can't remember too well.

>>31877478
neat, my dogs name is three syllables, as is her nickname.

>>31877478
>name him something with 3 syllables

John Wilkes Booth

Kebab Remover Whatever-Your-Last-Name-Is.

3 syllable guy here.

Since he's a GSD, name him Doggo Fritz

>>31877374
Rommel

Pepperoni. You can shorten it to Pepper.

>Pls anons let me have this

>>31877374
Bandit.

The sound and smell of weapons. My Jack Russell goes crazy when she hears a folding knife open

>>31877374

Luger

>>31877374
Spaghetti

>>31877374

Spandau

I named my Boxer after the vessel my grandpa served on during the Korean War.

Piedmont isn't the most clear name, so I mostly end up calling him Petey.

Cute little shit, though.

>>31877374
nugget

I vote for Kodak

I love that name, and I think it would fit this pupper well.

If dubs, must name doggo Kodak

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Hey OP, this is my gsd, Lana.
Not sure what I'd name him but I will say they grow up quick. 5 months old and already 55 pounds.

>>31877374

Looks like golden fur marred by fouling.

Name him Flintlock.

Blondi

Bandit Pete

Trigger

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>>31877374
>>31877945

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL I FINISH PAYING OFF SCHOOL AND GET A REAL FUCKING JOB SO I CAN AFFORD A DOGGO PUPPER GERMAN SHEPPARD. Tfw I never owned a doggo because I always lived up until now in a tiny apartment because we are poorfag immigrants, I don't want to get one now because I don't want to subject it to the borderline poverty I live in.

But hey, at least I've got a nugget

>>31877605
This.

>>31877478
I call my parents dog "dog" and it responds instantly.

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Name it like the first gun fired

>>31877605
+1 for Luger.
>tfw wife got me a war pupper while i was on my 2nd deployment

>>31877374
Moscow, name him moscow

>>31877374
Name him ATF

>>31877374
Bob

>>31878219
Kek, well memed

>>31877962
Bumping for flintlock

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My Australian shepherd, zipper
Favorite thing in the world besides my glock

>>31877589
Ugly name for ugly stupid dogs.

>>31877374
DD
For Diamond Dog

>>31877374
I named my two littles battle buddies Hadji and Durkha. I get disgruntled looks every time I take them to the vet

>>31877374
Carnick in honor of Carnick Con

>>31878392
Did someone touch you in a bad way?

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>>31877393
>Marty, because /k/s a bunch of furfags

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>>31877374
>What should I name this little shit?
Something will come to you anon.
>what are some important things to teach a dog from early on?
Mealtime occurs in a set format and begging achieves no reward.

My doggo died today, about 4 hours ago, she was only 10 but got lymph cancer and fought on for about 3 months after her diagnosis.

>mfw

>>31878158
>Name it like the first gun fired
"Bang"?

>>31877393
...my name is Marty, god dammit...

I named my two pups Kimber (I hate Kimber firearms btw) and Winnie (short for Winchester).

>>31877402
feels bro. my gsd is the same. starting to have problems :(

how old is yours?

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>>31878499
>...my name is Marty, god dammit...

>>31878538
No, no I don't.

>>31877374
Marine Killer

>>31877402
I had a german named bear too. Big fucking dog, was about 120 lbs fully grown. Not fat, just big and lean. He was a teddy bear to family and friends, and a scary ass guard dog to any shady fucks who came around. One hell of a dog.

He was 7 when we lost him. Took a bullet chasing off some meth heads one night. I miss that pup.

>>31878635
its okay. I know you guys are going to fix your obesity problem. There is no need to lash out. I believe in you hooah.

>>31877374
pussy destroyer

>>31877374
Here's some Roman names just to sound more authoritative:

>Dante Tiberius
>Octavian Maro
>Octavian Britaniucs
>Gaius Magnus
>Lucius Antonius
>Levi Tullius

>>31877374
call him like your confession OP

FAG
A
G

>>31878661

so gay

>>31877374
Name him Stoner, after Saint Eugene Stoner

>>31878678
>ancient Roman names
>Das gay anon
Dude, not sure if you were making such an oh-so-sublte joke. But if you were, then damn you made me laugh.

>>31877540
This

>>31878684
>implying he wont be attracting filthy dude weed lmao canadians with a name like that

>>31878661
Don't listen to this faggot and his gay names

Name him Arminius

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminius

>>31878604
yet

>>31878661
Fuck all that gay shit and call him Rex

>>31878661
> not Schwanzus Longus

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Andrew Jackson

mother fuckin

Andrew Jackson

My lady pupper GSD is called Fraulein

>>31877374
Call him Nigger Shits.

Name him Skorzeny

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>>31878134
Soon. Sooooon


Rolling for "Cuthbert"

Check em

>>31878689
Not him. The names you listed were fine.

But you never give a dog 2 names, that's dog 101 son.

>>31878492
I'm sorry anon. She had a great life with you.

>>31877540

Three syllables, man.

HERR Rommel.

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The name will come naturally. One of my buddies had a cat that showed up around their house one day. They started calling it Fucker and it just kinda moved in with them and the name stuck. I can't imagine what its like at his vet visits they take him to.

Also, rolling for Motorola.

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Can't believe no one has said Vining yet. Name him Vining OP.

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>>31877374
Wesker

>>31878669
But wouldent the dogs name be cocks instead of fag ?

>>31877374
Fuck all these gay ass names mang, name him Zerg, for zergface ;)

>>31878645
>Thanks for his cervix

Really tho, drug addicts need to be exerminated

>>31878931
Duarte please go

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>>31877905
KEK

>>31878965
Explain your inside humor? Some gay anime shit that proves youre a Cheeto muncher?

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>>31877374
Dog

>>31878943
I don't get that reference

>>31877374
Cordite

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>>31878866
Uh oh.

>>31878491
What are those even supposed to be, dog and gummy bear?

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Pick a name, any name, from this dog memorial

>>31879038
President of the Philippines is pretty much making being a drug dealer a death sentence.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37162323

>>31877374
Obrez

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>>31878988
Quit being so autistic

>>31879112
>Nig

Kek

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>>31877374
I named my German Shepherd Otto von Bisbark

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I don't have any dogs myself, but my folks do.

>>31879182
tell your mother to quit buying genetically fucked up dogs.

>>31879221
The pug is a mix, and has had no health issues so far. The shepard was, more or less, gifted to her as her previous owners had an unexpected birth. No issues with her so far as well and definitely doesn't have those fucked up hips American show breeders have.

>>31879259
I was only talking about your pug

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>>31879269
He can actually breath and run, unlike most pugs, along with jumping up things.

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Cute pupper, OP. This one is a Siberian Husky/GSD mix named Luna. Shes usually chill, sometimes Husky-level insane.

>>31877478
That's with two syllables vs 1.

>>31877945
Why does she look so skinny?
Is it normal for them to fatten up when they grow full size?
Or is it just muscles?

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>>31879295
Have a slightly less insane pic.

>>31879112
Choose Nig.

>>31879299
GS pups tend to look very skinny as pups. It's when they grow into adults that they begin to bulk up.

>>31879295
>>31879304
Cute doggo. Does she like to be very vocal as well? Found that to be a big trait with huskies.

>>31879182
> Anon on the left, Chad on the right

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>>31879309
All my Shepherds have been pretty vocal, my brothers husky likes to yap tho lol

>>31877374
Ranger, Tango, Delta, Opsdog, Operator, Trump...

My friend named his pure bred shepard after Boone from Fallout NV.

>>31877397
Johnny Rico

>>31877511
Phil you're too old to participate in these kinds of threads

>>31878364
I just hope he doesn't shitpost in the house

>>31879116
Ha! Haha haha! I can't believe this hasn't been destroyed with how faggy the air force is becoming

>>31877374
dog

>>31877374
It's a doggo, so name it Godot.

>>31879133

>President of the Philippines is making being a drug USER, drug dealer, and pretty much anyone he doesn't like a death sentence

>>31877914
>+1

>>31879609
So?

>>31877374
Famas

>>31877374
DR8CO

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>>31877374
Heres my doggo suka
Belgian shepard 5 months old

>>31877374
Meatball is a qt name

>>31879309
Most shepherds and huskes I've been around are very vocal, but she only talks if she's been in her kennel and you open the door.

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>>31880085
Okay, you are right about shepards being very vocal dogs (owned 2), but it seems like huskies are even more vocal.

And she's actually that quiet? Is she broken?

>>31877605
+1 Gotta agree, I'm diggin this. That pup looks like a fit for the name.

>>31877374
Baseball, pepperoni, spaghetti, goose, laika, vodka, Ripley

>>31879289
Damn, looks more like a boxer shrunk and colored to pug size

>>31882941
The folks used to joke that he is actually a boxer in a pug suit.

>>31877605
OP pls name Luger

>>31878144
We got dubs to prove

>>31877540
This

>>31878502
He's nearing 11. His hips are still working but he's retired from going into the mountains with me anymore. I can see him going at 13 or 14. He's had bone spurs growing up and joint medicine keeps him going. Once or twice a year he will have flare ups. You guys at /k/ would like him. His first gun he was around was a 45-70 and he just got excited looked at me like what are we killing boss? One time a friend was camping with me and their daughter wondered off but bear went with her so she ended up ok.

>>31877374
Nobody here is a professional. Go look up a manual. That said? Don't name your dog anything you're not PROUD to holler for at any time. Give him a name you are proud to shout in the middle of a busy street, a name you will be proud to introduce him to new people with, and put some damn thought into it. Your battle buddy's name is like a tattoo. It is a permanent, irreversible decision into which you MUST put the utmost care and forethought. This is no mere possession. This dog will be your companion for, with care, ten or fifteen years. A dog is at once your friend, your child, and your tool. Your dog is a responsibility. You have a duty to ensure his quality of life, his happiness and his survival, while he helps do the same for you. Your dog is your best friend. He will be there when nobody else is. He will stand guard on your body and starve before he chews on it. He is the only creature on God's green Earth who loves you more than he does himself and you must not abuse him. He will defend your home, family and possessions with his very life, he will help you hunt, he will find you when you are lost, and he will be your rock when life starts to drown you, will keep you going when all you want is to load the shotgun and take off your shoes. Do not take on this new friend if you are not fully prepared to do what it takes to train him properly and keep him happy and healthy. You will be all he has. You must not falter, because that cute little ball of fuzz depends on you for food, water, shelter and love. I know I'm being dramatic, but my family took on a dog when I was young. They were not prepared. It only ended in sadness. Please, anon, I'm begging you, don't let yourself fuck this up, don't do this if you are in any way unprepared. Please.

>>31877374
Mauser

>>31879093
It's a couple of very gay faggots

>>31877374
Tiberius

>>31877374

eugene

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Who said my name?

>>31877374
Call him Hasguns

The most undeniably patrician name for a GSD is Kaiser

>>31877981
>Blondi
/thread

>>31877374
Riley if you have no imagination.

>>31883319
That's for the cat, anon.

>>31877374
HANS

>>31878722
Jackson would be a great dog name.

>>31877374

Nambu

>>31877605
>>31878144
>>31878165
>>31882872
>>31883041

OP here, just texted the breeder to put "Luger" as the official name going on his microchip

>>31879304
>when your pupper sees you clearing the house in just a gas mask and your underwear

>>31878604
Faggot.

>>31878492
if you gave her a good life, she will be happy forever ;_;7

>>31877374
Diesel

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/hero-dog-killed-in-paris-terror-attacks-honored-with-prestigious-medal-180438311.html

>>31885893
Nice.

>>31877374
Hitler

>>31879147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
How new are you?

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>>31879295
That's funny, my doge is named Luna as well. She's also slightly autistic. The other doge use buddy.

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>>31879295
Funny, my shepherds name is Luna. She also has autism.

>>31889184
That is a very cute lab-mix(?) you got there on the left.

>>31889198
Jesus Christ my computer is retarded. Sorry for the austistic duplicate posts.

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>>31877374
Ur dog a shit.

t. Rhodesian ridgeback owner

Pic related: 3 months old

>>31889207
I don't think I've ever seen a bad tempered rhodesian ridgeback

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>>31889200
He's a pure bred lab. 12 years now. The most /k/ dog. Loves to shoot with me. Here's our old friend who passed a year ago.

>>31877605

Dis

>>31889225
Well you have yourself a very fluffy chocolate lab. And of all the labs I've seen, chocolates have always struck me as the most /k/ of labs.

>>31889222
He's hilariously calm. He likes to sleep and lounge. He likes other dogs and likes to run with them though.

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>>31877374
Nigger fucker

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>>31889198
You made my neck hurt, you fucking retard.

Good name for a dog though, my parents' dog's name is Luna as well. Here's one of the few pictures I have of her (she was meeting a cat I was taking care of for the first time)