A guy I know in the UK was selling rescue knives with bright

>>31874501
You used to be able to carry swords in the UK.

Too bad. Britain will be the first to fall in WWIII as a staging ground for the Russian Eastern Offensive.

Man, the UK seems like shitty place

>>31874501
Why is neon green such a dangerous color?

>>31874553
Yeah, it's so shitty that the police only have to go after low level knife sellers. In the US you have gangbangers running around with dozens of illegal guns each, shooting up the streets and making cities into warzones. On top of that your southern border is like an open door, allowing people and drugs to flow in like the tide. It's getting so bad in some cities that they basically are mexican territory. Besides THAT, your own government agency in charge of regulating guns told gun shops to sell guns illegally to gang members and cartels, and encouraged those guns to go through the border checkpoints and cause more death. ON TOP OF THAT, your country (in almost every state) lets people walk around with guns on their hips like it's the wild west times and blast whoever they feel like in the streets, simply because they had a bad day. ON TOP OF THAT, it's completely legal and fine to shoot people who break into your house FOR NO REASON other than you wanted them gone.

Yeah, I'll take my "shitty place" over your WAR ZONE any day of the week.

>>31874609

>bong doesn't understand that unarmed vs knife is a worse situation than gun vs gun.

>>31874501
"Zombie knife"? What do you think they meant by this? Would it have been different if he used orange para?

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>>31874609
Nobody reply, don't give him the (you)s he desires

>>31874651

UK recently banned zombie-themed knives.

Because they're more dangerous than regular knives.

>>31874609
>Implying places like London and Manchester aren't third world warzones.

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>>31874609
>when the Sherlock Holmes stories were written, Sherlock could CC a pistol and hollow points on the streets of London
>crime was the exact same it is now
>Britfags bragging about losing all of their rights and turning into the PRC with worse weather

This is why the US stands a chance and the UK doesn't.

If you tell an American that their government is infringing on their rights, they'll almost certainly agree with you and discuss ways to change that.

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>>31874501
What the fuck is wrong with your country?

I don't give a fuck if America is only 60% white. You're cucked beyond fucking belief. God damn.

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>>31874651

A Zombie Knife is actually enshrined as a banned 'Weapon of War' in the British constitution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_knife

>>31874501
Random Canadafag here. Just stopping in to say that even our hyper-autistic knife laws don't hold a candle to your UK bullshit. It seems like everyone in Britain is potentially a felon, but only at the discretion of the police and prosecutors. I'm totally sure they won't selectively abuse that power.

To be fair, there is a degree of selective law enforcement in every country on Earth, but it's the third-world shitholes where it's the norm rather then the exception.

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>>31874712
Lel zombies aren't fucking real. Your nation is playing make believe.

>>31874690
>that pic
ABSOLUT KEKOLDRY: Brewed only in the United Kingdom. Import yours today!

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Grow a long ass beard and say you're sikhs and you can legally carry a sword around, because it's part of your religion.

>>31874609
Gunfire and police sirens lull me to sleep at night.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>31874699
I'm kinda proud of our immigrants actually. You don't see 1st generation koreans, chinese, arabs, indians etc protesting gun laws. They are some of the first to realize the benefit and arm themselves.

>>31874609
But you're wrong. And mad. So very mad and wrong.

>>31875006
Actually non-white immigrants vote overwhelmingly democrat.

>>31874712
A Zombie Knife is actually enshrined as a banned 'Weapon of War' in the British constitution.

and amerifats will lap this up hook line and sinker, utterly unaware that the UK does not in fact have a written constitution.

(it is instead founded on multiple legal documents, including Magna Carta and the Bill of Rights, rather than one single constitution.)

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>>31874645
>>31874684
>>31874690
>>31875073


Did you faggots really take this bait?

>>31875104
No one cares Nigel. Better not let the police catch you discussing zombie knives on here. Never know when big brother will arrest you for wrongthink.

>>31875121
What is Poe's Law for 500 Alex?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

It's 4chan friend. There's no way to know the shitposters from the retards. Mock everyone and laugh.

>>31874690
>female judge doesn't think adultery is grounds for divorce
Whores.

>>31874675
>Some kid buys zombie machete online
>Gruesome murder
>Retarded mums demand action is taken
>Government take action with least possible impact, impinging on almost nobody's freedoms because all you have to do is not write "zombie" on your knives.
I thought it was actually a weirdly canny move. Of course, you have to realise that here (just like all first world countries) if the local fuzz want to fuck with you, they'll find a way. No doubt the guy in the OP stuck his head over a parapet.
Sucks, but I bet he can fight it in court.

>>31874586
>Why is neon green such a dangerous color?
It's the intimidation value. Neon green is scientifically proven to be the most intimidating colour, narrowly beating out hot pink.

went from owning a good empire to licenses for everything, what went wrong? how do we bring guns back?

>>31875887
Goes both ways.

>only women cheat

jej

>>31874690
>Needing grounds for divorce at all

Ironically, this is regressive considering no-fault divorce was championed by feminist organizations

>>31874817
Hahaha fucking this how can an entire country be this dumb? Do they actually think the things they see on tv are real? It's called makeup and special effects, zombies have never existed.

>>31878444
You bring the guns back illegaly at first.
Then you fight with those guns in order to overthrow the current goverment.
Once you have done that, you make guns legal once again.

>>31878452
If they thought zombies were real, why would they ban anti-zombie knives?
They're not knives FOR zombies.

>>31878444
>how do we bring guns back?

First, you need a licence to petition your local MP.

To do that, you need to petition your local council for the licence.

Your local council will need to determine whether your petition for a licence is in the public good, or if it is an anti-social act. To do that, they will need to request your file from the local police.

Your local police will need check if you have a file, and if you do, you are found guilty of anti-social petitioning and denied. If you have no police file, the police will transfer the request back to the local council for further determination.

If the local council gets the request back for further determination, they will need to ascertain your licencing situation as per alternative methods.

They will request the government forward to you, via your local MP, written confirmation of your TV licence circumstances, and if no TV licenceholder is present at your address, the mean value of licenceholders in your area will be used to determine your anti-social status.

To be able to have this information sent to you, you will also need a licence to petition your local MP.

>>31874548
Used to be able to carry guns. It was in the Bill of Rights.

You had to be protestant male though lol

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>>31874609
Good bait.

Why does it even matter if it's a zombie knife or not? A knife is a fucking knife. If you're gonna ban zombie knives then you might as well ban every other kind of knife too since people can use them as weapons.

>>31878529
It looks scarier.

Like your various assault weapon bans.

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>>31874501
Lol should've had a knife with tighter tolerances

>>31878460
Dont forget to get the forms filled out in triplicate, with the proper stamps

>>31878561
>>31878460
i see you have a computer, where is your 4chan license??? you have 80 days to pay or face a fine

>>31874501
how the fuck is a zombie knife different from a normal knife? this shit gave me the cancer. Damn I'm glad I live in Texas where my non zombie People AK (draco) can live under my driver's seat if I FEEL like it. Best part is I feel safe knowing anyone else can do the same thing as me. Make me a hell of a lot less likely to stab or even not wave at people.

>>31878592
>license
411 scam detected, don't take any notice of him, lads.

>>31878593
the laws of a country are a reflection of how ugly the people of that country are inside. and the UK is very very ugly. only people who feel they would murder others if they had guns will suggest other people will murder others if they had guns.

>>31874501
All these ass hats realize that it's still possible to kill someone with a pointy fucking stick right? Y'all should get on outlawing pointy fucking sticks before it's too late.

>>31878603
>411 scam
no scam, just the city council

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQvlJkQGoc

>>31878593
how is an AR different from a fuddy semi-automatic?

theyre politicians, not intelligent. laws are made with feelings, not information

>>31874900
can't be sharpened

>>31878529
because banning "zombie knives" pisses off fewer voters than banning all knives.... /pol/ BS for the enrichment of humanity... while average people can't use a knife their power if protected by standing armies and shit

>>31878605
I guess so... and here I though I was pretty fucked up inside.

>>31878634
can it be pointy? cause fuck.

>>31878459
Zombies will fill the manual labor jobs that regular Britons don't want to apply for, thus stimulating the economy. You can't lead your country to economic prosperity by killing its greatest asset.

>>31878519
LOL

>>31874645
What? No it's not. I can outrun most assholes with a knife. There's a chance for escape before receiving a mortal wound. If you're in a gunfight someone is going to get shot. You just have to hope it's not you. I mean, I don't think the UK gun ban makes any sense, but being in a gunfight is way more dangerous than someone trying to stab you.

>>31875104
Yeah, they should really get a constitution.

>>31875104
A constitution is a constitution, whether or not it is codified.

>>31878593
Because banning all knives is retarded, but stupid Mother's Associations demand SOMETHING be banned. So the politicians oblige, people who use knives are almost entirely unaffected and we move on.

Politics.

>>31875079
As a non-white immigrant I can tell you that it's because the large majority of non-white immigrants who get naturalized have higher education and a higher socio-economic status than the overwhelming majority of white republicans

We also all understand that, with the notable exception of gun control, Democrats have become the party that most advocates personal liberty and individual rights, which is the biggest draw the US has on our particular demographic

Even the Cuban block, which has historically been overwhelmingly republican and constitutes the highest socio-economic status amongst immigrant hispanics is currently 50/50 split

tl/dr
Most voting immigrants are pro-gun, but are not single issue voters and are smart enough to realize republicans have changed for the worst

>>31879656
Incorrect. Parliamentary sovereignity negates constitutionalism. In other words: when parliament can create, alter and repeal laws with a simple majority, no legislation whatsoever is offered constitutional (read: important enough to warrant special protection) status.

>>31878519
>You had to be protestant male though lol
That clause was not enforced.

>>31874792
Most of our laws are hyper-autistic, bud. Can't wait for Wynne to privatise more of our shit.

>>31874501
mother fucking fashion police

>>31879734
>Democrats have become the party that most advocates personal liberty and individual rights
bait.jpg

>>31879734
Are you fucking delusional? The least constitutionalist party who believes that individuals are too dumb to make their own decisions (as your education quip shows, you have utter contempt for the majority of Americans) and therefore their choices should be made for them by the government is the last bastion of individual freedom? No wonder you're a recent immigrant, you don't even understand the concept of freedom. Big government is the direct enemy of personal liberty. Go back to your socialist shit hole instead of turning our nation in to one.

>>31879734
>Democrats have become the party that most advocates personal liberty and individual rights
In other words, the party of no standards for anything on one hand and free shit on the other.

>>31879638
If you both have access to guns, there is a risk for the aggressor, which makes th less likely to just attack you (due to danger to themselves) and more likely to either leave you alone or reason with you in other ways. If you are unarmed and the aggressor has literally any weapon, baseball bat, knife, whatever, there is nothing you can do to deter him, he has the upper hand and if he wants he could stab the fuck out of you with no repercussions.

Its not about whether it's easier to dodge a bullet or a blade, its about the ability to defend yourself from an attack before it even takes place.

>>31878436

UK is the biggest nanny state in the world and you still pretend your politicians are looking out for your liberties?

>>31879734

>Democrats for personal liberty

lmao. All you shit skins vote for affirmative action and welfare, cut the horse shit

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Sometimes I think I should just drop my dreams of becoming a paratrooper and just become the prime minister and un-cuck this piece of shit country.

>Social/ethnic cleansing
>mass incarceration of people that are deemed to be pussies like that fucking mong Jeremy Corbyn >re-instillation of British pride and values

all this amongst other things such as giving youths real men as roll models by making sure that their teachers aren't complete fucking beta cucks who put emphasis on the mental wellbeing of students because they believe that everyone should have a 'safe place'. I'll tell you now little Jimmy, there isn't going to be a god damn safe anywhere for you when the Russians come crashing through Britain like a freight train because some limp dick progressive ass hat decided it would be a brilliant idea to get rid of our fucking nuclear deterrent and just trust that everyone else will be just as nice as us and follow suit and you're huddled in your fighting hole crying because you've been forced to hold a fucking rifle whilst tracer and mortars fly over your precious little fucking lgbt head you snivelling little shit bag, now stand the fuck up straight and go and PT until your brain fucking falls out your arse you twat.

>>31878460
Jesus christ is that for real?
I feel so sorry for bongs. Hope you guys get brexit started soon