>OPEN UP FUCKO IT'S THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST BRIGADE,

>>31873572
>Quick, anon, think! What would scare a member of the Communist International
>I've got it!

This is Comrade Stalin speaking. You are Trotskyist LeftRight mongrel agent of capitalism. You go to gulag

Also, toothbrushes are instruments of the state that cannot be touched by non-party members

Take it, but don't take my soap or my bread

>>31873603
Kek

I will brush your teeth with my dick commie.

>Sir I migrated here from old Britain I don't have any of those diabolical instruments in my home.

>>31873572
"... So the time has come..."
>I pull out my duel katanas and leap through my door just as it bursts open.
>I slice them in half using the momentum of my leap and land a few meters away.
>I slightly turn behind me just in time to see them fall appart into slices of meat.
"... Almost too easy..."

>>31873572

It's up my butt. If you want it you're gonna have to reach for it. waaaaaaaay up there.

>>31873572
>when you told her not to rush and just to leave her toothbrush at your place

shit.

>>31873741
>reach for it
>implying a commie wouldn't just hook it with their curved dick after they rape you

>>31873836
>Rape

Can't rape the willing Anon!

>>31873911
>would fuck a commie
>would probably fuck a dindu as well
>maybe even Glenn dies

>>31874121

>Facebook tier spoiling

Nigger everyone already knows and if they didn't they don't care in the first place

>>31874144
Yes, let the hate consume you...

>>31873724
PFFF NUTHIN PORSENEL KYDD