You're at the range and this guy slaps your raifu's

but he only uses the buttpad out of necessity

>>31863761
I immediately remember I'm not an autistic faggot and I ask him if he would like to shoot my rifle.

He then gives me shooting tips, I get to shoot what he brought to the range and then we part ways.

Raifu is a fucking retarded term. You should be ashamed.

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>>31863761
Start jerking off to display my cuck power.

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Ask the elderly, senile man if he is lost and needs help.

Barrel tap.

Tell him the sights are right on

>>31863761
Slap the butts of his 2 liters.

All of them.

>>31863761
"Hehe"

>>31863761
>c..c..could you pls
>sir hicock sir
>pls tell me more about kentucky windage

>>31863761
Thank him profusely and offer my holes for his use

>>31864682
I thought he hated Kentucky

Tell him he can touch my rifle but only if he can put one out to the gong.

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shake his hand and thank him for blessing my raifu

>reach out my hand
>grab onto his hand since he will be doing all the shaking

Well it really depends.
If I am shooting or aiming downrange and someone touches the raifu I am holding from behind, I might freak out a little.
>THAT'S MY RAIFU
>I DONT KNOW YOU!
>OH WAIT MAYBE I DO?

>>31863823

>norefunds.jpg

Tell him it would be an honor and a privilege if he would smoke some pot with my bullet launcher

>>31863761

Ask him if he can get me a hook up with Bud's.

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>>31863761
>raifu yelps in surprise after getting butslapped by big H
>she turns angrily turns around to see who did it only to blush and be surprised when it's Big H
>She starts fangirling out in front of him, telling him how she's seen all of his videos and how he's shot one of her sisters before
>"Anon.....would you mind if Hickock shot me?" She asks blushing as she speaks
>I generally don't let random people shoot my guns, but say sure
>Big H shoots her, chuckles about how "The Sights are dead on"
>Causes raifu to blush even more

>>31863761
AM I BEING DETAINED???